You meet a 10/10 girl, but you have to sniff her asshole

I thought that was implied anyway.

>>734874839

Sniff it once? Or like once a day? Once every time you fuck her? Give some context, OP.

If it was just one and done, then yeah, I'd do that.

Shove my nose up there like a hunting dog.

>>734874839
Lick it clean, then sniff.

>>734875058
just once

I eat ass.

Am I magically guaranteed to get with her if I do, or is she just demanding this?

If so, yes to the former and no to the latter.

>>734875155
super cute asshole

>>734874839
I eat and tongue out ass. Why are you afraid of asshole?

>>734875197
guarantee

>>734874839
Jesus christ fucking virgins. Look folks, when you're in a sexual relationship, you'll find your self sniffing and licking pretty much every inch of a chick's body.

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>>734875225

The fuck kind of stupid ass question is that? Ohhhh nooooo, I have to sniff an asshole to get pussy. Faggot

>put rolled up dollar bill in her ass
>put coke in dollar bill
>snort
>fuck

>>734875288
i'm not. i eat ass myself. i love a salty turdcutter on a cute babe.

>>734874839
Do it..

>>734875313
False. I've been in sexual relationships, and I don't find myself doing any such thing.

You're just a freak.

go and make some scrambled eggs you mug

>>734875668
Found Dwight. But in all honesty, not all guys like eating ass.

>>734875320

Saved. Goddamn O.o those shoes!

i would sniff my grandmas butthole tofuck dat pussy

>>734875668
Then someone else is

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>>734874839

>>734876065
Someone else is what?

>>734876218
Eating your girl out cuck

>>734875320
You have good taste my friend, got any more?

>>734874839
alexis capri/capri anderson is my main squeeze

The Boyz of Summer are h3r3

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>>734874839
That'd turn me on actually. Sniffing ass is one of my favorite past times.

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>>734876378
Noted my friend, enjoy some comfiecozie

>>734874839
I'd do it even if she didn't ask me. Also lick it.

>>734876345
Nope.

>>734874839
fuck no

>>734876578
i'd do it without asking. the risk is half the fun

>>734875225
how the hell is an asshole "cute"?

>>734874839
>You meet a 10/10 girl, but you have to sniff her asshole to get with her. Wwyd?
what's the catch?
I don't get it

>>734875058

youre a faggot


Also so do all girls enjoy having their assholes eaten out? I find most girls lie their asshole played with and most girls if you can get them comfortable enough with you like a finger just inside. But the ones that dont like it, it seems to me must be just self conscious or their the type of people who stop wiping before they get every spec.

TLDR do all girls like getting their asses eaten?

>>734876813
because she shits out of it, it stinks, yet she keeps it super hidden, clean, and shows off her ass with super short shorts and other clothes to accent her butt. it's taboo AF, but sooo cute.

>>734876862
some guys on here are major virgins and they dont like a womans natural scent. Even a pussy thats alittle off on a woman you love (one girl in 10-30 you fuck or fuck around with) kinda adds alittle kinkyness and gives me a major bone

>>734877063
assholes shouldnt "stink" on their own faggot. maybe your girl doesn't wipe

>>734876867
I've never met a girl that doesn't like a little butt play. Most girls like a finger to rim their butthole in my experience, but not much further. My gf thinks anything further feels like taking a shit.

Nah, doesn't seem worth it.

>>734877199
ass cracks can get pungent, but the asshole itself shouldnt have a particular scent

>>734877199
It stinks a little (scent) and that's why it's hot. Maybe we have a different definition of stink. I'm talking aphrodisiac scent.

>>734874839
I eat ass almost daily.
I don't think there'll be a problem.

>>734877253
yeah, thats probably true, but the taking a shit feeling is probably because you tried too soon. i think halfway to orgasm before you do it and its good to go.
But thats like getting a girl to squirt using the 2 fingers come here motion at hyperspeed. Most girls say it makes them feel like they have too pee and you gotta talk to them and make them trust you with their boddies and relax because you know what youre doing. Then they fucking love it an can get over that afterwords

>>734877420
thats more ass crack then asshole. but eyah im down with that. rock on

although you should have called me a faggot if thats what you thought, faggot

>>734874839
A 10/10 girl's asshole smells just like flowers.

>>734877738
well high five faggot, glad we could agree

>>734874839
What is the downside

>>734874839
joke's on you I was gonna do that anyway

>>734875192
why would you eat da ass vanessa? have you no shame?

>>734877809

Nah it has a cute stink to it, farts are inherently stinky even if all you eat is veggies.

Have you guys ever heard/smelled a hot girl's fart?

>>734878540
I have, she was on her back holding her legs up and i made her laugh. it smelled like french fries. it was nasty

>>734878132
i like pussy and asscrack smell as much as the next guy but the way you talk maes me want to fucking kill myself. i bet you have a waifu and everything. fucking faggot

>>734874839
>not wanting to be her fart slave anyway
you gay or something?

>>734878633
jesus christ...

>>734878540
Yes I have a fart fetish and I found a hottie that loves farting on me. On my dick, on my face. I eat her ass for hours on end. The fact that her farts turn me on makes her superwet. It has gotten to the point that even when she's on her own and she farts she instantly gets wet.

>>734875140
You got this backwards, bro.

>>734879395
you just made me nauseous

>>734874839
You meet a 10/10 girl, but you have to sniff her asshole to get with her. Wwyd?
>you win the lottery, but you have to recive the money to get them.. wwyd?
>OP is retard

>>734879246
Was that a good Jesus Christ or a bad Jesus Christ?

>>734879395
Interesting... but for me, it'd have to be a 50/10 girl for that to happen. No slop, no stretch marks, straight up celebrity status.

>>734880168
bad

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>>734874839
How do you sell for free?

>>734878719
Lmao, no. I have a lady and i'm actually very good with women on the side as well, just most don't know I have an ass fetish (beyond the playful slapping and grabbing). Not something you would know about, though.