Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
>>734869369
Snake bites spread? I mean, it's really not the bite that spreads is it? It's the venom, and it doesn't spread on its own. It's spread through the cardiovascular system. So if we're the venom with our sickening shit, we're not to blame for it spreading. I blame you. Cunt.
>>734869369
>3 hours
>guaranteed replies
You'll never catch heaven, he's too good of a hacker
>>734869369
Do it fegit
12am pacific time is about 12 hours from this post. Where autistic 3 and a half hours come from?
> once again.
Please redirect me to where you've been here on 4chan before
>>734869369
>>734869369
''Leader speaking'' kek. Nice try mate but don't you have homework?
Do it and I'll kill myself.
>>734870164
/thread
>>734869369
>It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
>The Leader
>Anonymous being a comunity, not an organization
>kek
>>734869369
*Anonymity intensifies
>>734869369
you done spooked us now
>what will we do
>>734869917
I literally only clicked this thread to see if I was the only one who noticed this.
>>734869369
If is it real GOOD JOB GUYS! .. if is it a fake LMAO
>>734871135
how old are you?
>>734869369
Gr8 b8 m8. Also KYS faggot.
>>734869369
HAHAHA Dude wtf xD kid go backt in your bed and dont cry on 4Chan xD
>>734869369
>and Heaven here
Not bad.
>>734869369
well boys, its officially summer
I think he should get a girlfriend. Heheh fuucking moron
>we want moot and heaven in here
Tch, dumbass.
Nice repost, faggot.
>>734869369
Lol we don't have a leader we are all our own men with free will to decide ehst we want, you are no true anon
I want a Hot Dog!
>>734872192
What* we want
Man wouldn't it be nice if 4chan was deleted and we had a fresh start? I used to love coming here but the days get less and less interesting with all these stupid ass threads. No one cares what waifu you claim, and no one fucking cares about sick tribute threads. All these threads nowadays give me ass cancer. You know what's a good thread? Those threads that used to be here, the ones where you'd be browsing at 1:30am and suddenly:
>okay 4chan, what's in my cooler?
Those threads that kept you scared and uncomfortable, the threads where memes come from, the threads where I don't have to look at fucking traps! Honestly if anonymous wiped /b/, it'd be a service to humanity. This shit is dead anyway.
hello mr. 4chan, can u hacks my herpes away??
>>734869369
Nice essay you fuckin nerd
>>734869369
>>734869369
>leader
Hurrrrrr
>>734872481
you should kill yourself
>>734869369
>Hope you feel better anon
<3
>>734869369
>the leader
bullshit detected
Hope this site gets taken down, or at least this board. Don't think it's happening though. Also, if the point is to stop child pornography, why not target people in/starting those threads instead of nuking the whole damn city? Sounds mighty sloppy for the once great anonymous.
>fake and gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA
>>734869369
Anonymous started on 4chan, dipshit
Cringe compilation 2017
>>734869369
Motherfucker watch out cause i got muh glock up in here
>>734869369
>DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
>>734872970
That doesn't imply that they can't move away from their origins. Lucifer was God's right hand before being cast out and he was cast out for turning on his creator/aka his point of origin.
This thread is bs, but also your logic is faulty and you should know.
Spooked solid
>>734869369
newfag salty after being called newfag
>>734869369
This is a copypasta.
Happens more than you think.
>Anonymous has no leader
>Anonymous came from 4chan
>kek u cant do shit
GTFO and stay in 9Fag
lol shut the fuck up
>>734869369
Newfags be like
>I'm going to hack 4chan
>>734873202
>but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous
OP literally says 9gag founded Anonymous. He was replying by saying that they did not. Go fuck yourself.
>still making this thread after about 5 years
It was never funny
>>734873847
Missed that and I already planned on actually. What should I fuck myself to? I was thinking something like http://www.xvideos.com/video17016671/anal_compilation
but am open to suggestions
>>734869369
and nothing of value was lost
also... op is a fagot
you lot can thx me later
>i Fuck Tonight.com
>>734869674
Exellent quality ? It's one of the shittiest bait that get spammed here every fucking summer
k
>>734872897
How about they be useful and hunt down the people making the child porn?
>>734869775
>this
Joker.jpg
>>734869369
I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /pol/, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in music, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.
Anonymous doesn't have leader faggot, If you're going to troll us, search some info first
>>734869369
LARP
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't 12am pacific about 10 and a half hours from now?
>>734869369
>>734877234
"NOTHING has to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend"
>HowToDefeatYourOwnArgument.txt
>>734877234
You don't have a gf, you have a boyfriend
>>734875369
You are right.i've seen this exact post for like 3 times minimum
U FORGOT THE "EXPECT US" PART OF THE SLOGAN.
R U FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>>734869369
anon got double 69 kek
>>734869369
What is 9gag OP? I really want to know more about that website! Is it really the the founding website of Anonymous? I am so jealous I want to go there uhhh
9fag as fouding pls fucking kill me
>>734869369
Thanks anon, I haven't laughed this hard for a while. I needed that.
>>734872257
Holy shit i am scared now someone hold me.
Lmao fuck off baiter
>>734877919
Let's make this thread a bait thread gentleman
>>734869369
whats that
Superman threatening Clark Kent?
>Anonymous
>Leader
thats retarded even for a lq joke bait
>>734878840
That is a great idea
>>734879895
Yeah bre
>>734869369
>>734880095
Yupp
>>734869369
oof kys little toddler no one is gonna fall for your rusty bait
>>734869917
>>734869369
is this a bait thread now
>>734869369
You can't hack me i always clean my browser history
kek u cant do shit
>>734869369
>banning all of things disgusting things
I think the leader would have better grammar my man
look mom i can use havij !
i'm so badass in sql error
i'm sure they will use LOIC kek
>>734884550
I prefer HOIC
>>734869369
fuck off faggot
>>734869369
Oh look its the script kiddeys. Fuck off... come back when you learn to use a tool other than LOIC and XOIC... Anonymous hackers can't do shit
>>734869369
Mmmmhhh....talk dirty to me Guy Fawkes.
>>734869369
>Anonymous
>leader
Yeah, sure.
ur lieing u fick, why would anons kill their own breeding ground
>>734869369
Anonymous is a legion aka has no leader
>>734869369
OH NO
IT'S A 9FAG MEME
/b/ is literally the centre of the paedos, leave everything else alone
inb4 the thread 404's before 12:00
Anonymous is:
>>734887643
epilepsy kickin' in
>>734869369
>moot
go back to 9fag summerfag
>>734869369
I hope this doesn't become a regular thing... We already get spammed with bullshit copy paste threads about niggers fucking white bitches and trap porn. We don't need to add another layer of autism to this shithole.
>>734869369
But i'm anonymous
>>734888748
No I'm Anonymous
>>734889177
>>734888748
We're all Anonymous
"Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID"
Not one single roody poo candy ass beetard even addressed heaven on this thread, that's fucking depressing
this is one of the oldest copypastas
fuck all of you
The funniest thing is that OP isn't even a fag but everyone here responding to it lmfao xD kys tbh
>>734889627
fuck you too heaven
>>734889316
Shut up look over there next to my post number in blue it says Anonymous that means I AM the real Anonymous and you guys are just a bunch of losers
>>734877234
If this isn't pasta it's about to be
>>734889996
im gonna kill myself AAAA
>>734869369
>Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time
>3 and a half hours
sure......