>Be me >Haven't talked to "friends" since

Stop being a thug

Stop looking like a thug and anti social. Humans can read on your face that talking is "pure suffering". Take some meds, get some help. Clearly you have some sort of social anxiety.

ur a fag

it's funny what neighbors just assume, my old neighbor didnt think i smoked because she lived below me and thermodynamics doesn't work like that
we meet in a bar one night and we get to talking, i figure out that SHE smokes back when it was still illegal, she was a 3rd grade teacher that got stoned daily and was single haha fuck i could have fucked her but i was going on an airplane the next day and didnt wanna chance getting her pregnant xD

>>734858747
>talking to everyone is "pure suffering"

One, you sound so fucking faggy when you say that.

Two, if everyone around is a dick, you're probably the cunt.

Three, you don't have to like anyone. Period. End of discussion. But getting the fuck over the fact you have to interact with them in some fashion to survive in this society is something you have to do. Grow a pair you weak lil wanna be thug bitch

Just say "look, I'm socially awkward and a bit anxious of going out and social interaction. I cut my own hair as barbar shops are awkward to get to before closing time and the dog was my sister's but it gets on really well with me so she gave it to me as a gift. It's pretty harmless to be honest and just likes *insert action it enjoys here*. Sorry if I came off as off-putting! I might need to work on that a bit..."

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>>734859376
Sounds like a made up fairy tale you thought of being lonely

>Be me

NO THANKS
>Haven't talked to "friends" since college graduation 2 years ago

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A WEIRDO WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED

>No real meaningful human contact

THAT'S WHAT UGLY WEIRDOS GET-ISOLATION. YOU ARE AN AFTERBIRTH

>Took the Rottweiler my sister bought 4 years ago because he got attached to me
AT LEAST A DUMB DOG LIKES YOU WEIRDO

>Go to Gym and Muay Thai because only way to get rid of frustration, no friends or real contacts there either
IE. I DREAM OF DOING BOTH BUT CAN'T BECAUSE I AM A FAT FUCKING LOSER. NO FUCKING WAY YOU CAN DO A MUAY THAI CLASS WITHOUT MAKING FRIENDS...IT'S VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE. NO FUCKING WAY YOU DON'T SHOOT THE SHIT AT CLASS. NO FUCKING WAY, YOU ARE LITERALLY FORCED TO PARTNER UP

>Shave hair short because going to the barber is pure suffering


IE. NOT ONLY AM I FAT AM I AM BALDING. WHAT A CATCH HUH LADIES!!!
>Guy in apartment next to me moves out, zero interactions never went onto his balcony, good neighbour

HE PROBABLY LEFT BECAUSE OF YOU
>Roastie moves in

WTF? IDIOT FUCKING IMBECILE
>She is on balcony on the regular

OH NO!!!! PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY THE OUT DOORS? HOLY FUCK!!!! WHAT A WEIRDO SHE IS.
>Fuck this not going to give up my balcony

DON'T HAVE TO WEIRDO. JUST DON'T BOTHER HER.
>Talking to her is suffering but effectively sitting next to her without talking is even worse

IE. SHE IGNORES ME BECAUSE I AM A FAT BALDING LOSER AWKWARD FUCK
>We talk on the regular, she's not that bad a person

IE. I DREAM OF TALKING TO HER BUT I DISGUST HER AND I AM AN ANTI SOCIAL SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED AFTER BITH
>She tells me she initially thought I was some violent criminal or thug because of how I look and the dog I have and she was afraid at first

IE. THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS TO ME IN MY FANTASY BECAUSE F SHE GAVE ME HER REAL THOUGHTS SHE WOULD TELL ME THE TRUTH: I A A FAT BALDING WEIRDO LOSER THAT MAKES HER SICK TO HER STOMACH

>>734859174
>antisocial
>probably social anxiety
I don't think you know what that word means

>>734860008


wtf??

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>>734860008
>this is what she says to me in my fantasy
I kek'd

>>734859804


THIS,

WOMEN DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.

>>734859616


LOL. SURE BOSS. WOMEN LOVE THOSE TYPE OF MEN AND SHE WILL WORK TO MAKE YOU A "BETTER MAN" AND THEN SHE MARRIES YOU, YOU HAVE 4 KIDS AND LIVE IN A NICE HOME SITUATED IN YOUR MOTHER'S ASS.

>>734860117
Are you stupid?

>>734860171
I GUESS THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT HOW "SOME PEOPLE CAN ROLL THEIR TONGUE AND HOW OTHERS CAN'T AND THEN LAUGH AT PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY CANT AND THAT MAKES THEM PART OF THE MINORITY" EITHER?! Fuck you man.

>>734859616
I unironically believe this is the best you could say

>>734860437
Step 1:
Go on any search engine of your choice
Step 2:
Type in "antisocial"
Step 3:
Look at the results
Step 4:
Repeat, but instead type in "asocial"

>>734859588
Are you 12 or autistic?

>>734860008
This much efford just because its summer.

>>734860565


THEY TALK ABOUT HOW BIG THEIR NIGGER'S BOYFRIEND'S DICK IS AND HOW MUCH MONEY THEY LOVE TO SPEND AND A JENNER OR A KARDASHIAN. THEY COULD GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT SOME LONELY CREEP LIKE YOU ON HER BALCONY.

>>734860712
ITS NOT HER BALCONY!!! ITS MINE!!!!

>>734860670
WRONG: IT'S SPRING STILL AND THIS MUCH EFFORT SO YOU KILL YOURSELF AND FAST AND HORRIBLY YOU LONELY FAT FUCK LOSER. HERE'S A HINT FATTIE: THAT GIRL ON THE BALCONY? SHE COULD GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT YOU LONELY WEIRDO CREEP

>>734860652


I , IRONICALLY, BELIEVE YOU ARE FATTER AND BALDER FAG THAN OP

>>734859616

Girl: Hi, neighbor! Nice day to be out on the balcony, right?

OP: Look, I'm socially awkward and a bit anxious of going out and social interaction I cut my own hair as barbar shops are awkward to get to before closing time and the dog was my sister's but it gets on really well with me so she gave it to me as a gift it's pretty harmless to be honest and just likes dragging its ass around on my carpet sorry if I came off as off-putting I might need to work on that a bit...

>>734860852
NO YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>734860653
Soxial anxiety: A chronic mental health condition in which social interactions cause irrational anxiety

Anti-social: not sociable; not wanting the company of others.

I fail to see the problem. Social anxiety causes antisocial behavior.

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>>734860665
Go home summerfag

>>734860942
GIRL (IN HER HEAD): FUCK MAN, CAME OUT FOR A CIGARETTE AND THIS LONELY FAT BALDING POS SHIT AFTER BIRTH IS HERE AWKWARDLY STARING AT ME. I WISH HE WOULD DIE. I FUCKING LOVE KIM'S NEW HAIRCUT!!!

OP (IN HIS HEAD LOOKING STRAIGHT DOWN): I AM A FAG AND I SHOULD DIE BUT DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO KILL MYSELF ...OH THERE'S THAT 4/10. CAN'T WAIT TO GO ON 4CHAN AND TALK ABOUT HOW SHE THINKS I'M MOODY AND COOL!!!

>>734861106
Did you look that up?

>>734861106
You just proved yourself unworthy to argue with. Goodbye :)))

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>>734858747
Suck out you cuck

>>734861162

kek. more please

I honestly could not comprehend this post. There is so much that needs to be explained, like who the fuck is "roastie"? Is "roastie" an actual thing? If so, how much of a newfag do i sound like? Why is the sky blue? Why has god abandoned us?

What's with all the cruise control?

>>734861501
>Why has god abandoned us?


KARLLSON'S STILL HERE

>>734861185
I win, I guess.

>>734861573


THAT'S HOW YOUR WHORE BITCH CUNT MOTHER LIKES IT

>>734861660
Oh, well carry on then. Your all caps posts are awesome, man

You're the coolest guy on 4chan and everyone likes you

>>734858747

Mmmm... suele pasar, mi negrito, suele pasar. La gente se deja llevar por las apariencias.

Oh look, OP's samefagging again.

>>734858747
Go to India and hang with the international backpacker community. Score some Molly and rediscover emotional connection.
Do you really hate talking to people or are you just indifferent?
Do you have emotions?
Do you live in a complex fantasy world that is mismatched with you IRL?
Having schizoid personality disorder is more likely than you think?
You probably have a blunted face, which is more scary than shaved hair or the dog.

>>734861162
why are you doing this? can you relax?

being obnoxious doesnt = funny

>>734860712
I live in Europe you sperg. Not in the US.
>>734860832
Who the fuck are you, why are you pretending to be me?!

>>734858747
Look, Anon, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I was an orphan. I grew up in Pennsylvania in a whorehouse. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in porno magazine or whatever crap the girls left by the toilet. And I read that some orphans had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. Of being wanted. Because the woman who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear. The closest I got to feeling wanted was from a girl who would make me go through her jons’ pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar, she’d buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it–alone–in my room, with great ceremony, feeling like a normal kid. It said “sweet” on the packet. It was the only sweet thing in my life.

>>734861162
>>734858747
Are you talking to yourself? Be careful op and seek help. I was down the road you are on, take my advice here
>>734862016

>>734858747
Well master nigger of the universe, if you would stop acting anti-social and looking like a thug, maybe that precept about you would stop. I don't know if you know this - but looks are everything.

>>734859588
It's weird. He says, "pure suffering" like he's a starving nigger in Africa. Also, saying that makes me think he feels like he's better than everyone else if he hates people. Yet he makes a post about being upset about what people think of him. I can't even tell if this is bait. OP get help Faggot. You sound crazy as fuck.

>>734861162
KEK

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>>734862557
Nope, I am not the only autist in this thread and at least one guy who acted like he was me was around too.

>>734858747
Take a cold shower and think about living today. It seems like you are hyper-reflexive and over analize yourself in social situations. This is typically because the afflicted has learned to emtionally interact with their imagination to avoid emotional connection with experience.
Say my name is x and I live today. Act now and never let your inner voice refer to you in the third person.

>>734862847
No I don't think I am better than everyone else, I don't even hate people. Being watched just makes me really uncomfortable, while talking to them is awkward as fuck when it's a 1:1 conversation as one cant simply stay mostly quiet and let the other people do the talking. And why the fuck would I not care if others think stuff of me that is completely off and insulting?

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>>734858747

>>734858747
>I TALKED TO A GIRL
>HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO TELL 4CHAN