Ask a teacher who's on 4chan while my students take

>>734858606
Male or female?

>>734858606
Upskirts and timestamp

>>734858899
Dubs commands. Also bump

>>734858606
Fail them all.

>>734858899
Not happening.

>>734858606
give extra credit to whom ever knows of moot.

>>734859021
Haha that would be a great end of school prank

>>734858606
How much do you make?

Why is she in a wheelchair?

>>734859138
I make 348 a day. Do the math

>>734858894
Female

>>734858606
By Tech you mean of course CCNA or something, am I right?

>>734859384
I teach Geometry in High School

>>734859279
90k per year?

>>734858606
How many of your students do you want to fuck and do you think any want to fuck you?

>>734859080
NO it wouldn't. Don't be giving this teacher any ideas. It's damn near hard enough to get a C and you want to talk shit? Get out son while the Adults have a serious discussion.

>>734859514
80k if you round down

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>>734859035
D O U B L E D U B S

>>734859324
tits or gtfo

>>734859668
How many hours per day are you at school?

>>734859572
Many of my students want to fuck me. But I have yet to have a student mature enough to get me to want him

C'mon man...I want to know why front right girl is in a wheelchair

>>734859937
Broke her spine in a car accident

>>734859788
>Many of my students want to fuck me
Post proof
i.e. post your tits so we can see whether you're actually fuckable

or gtfo

>>734859985
It's just a random stock photo, not something OP actually took.

>>734859987
This>> thread

>>734859620
I joke around with my students a lot so it wouldn't be such a bad prank lol

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>>734858606
What do you think about my flaccid dick?

>>734860087
I bet you think you're a "cool" teacher.

You're probably just on the 4chans because you heard some of your students use it and you want to be hip and with it.

You're not gonna get much valuable insight on the youth here. Might as well give up now, you old fat cow. Or else we'll hax0r you.

>>734859482
Splendid. Do all within your power to give the know it all cunts as many points as you can legally give, even a point for something as simple as properly filling out their names. I know they're conditionals they're required to complete successfully before they're given a passing grade, but please, if it is within your legal power to do so, do give them a point for just answering the questions even if they failed the question completely---even if by law you can only give them a percentage of a point. If you can however, please give them a point if it's within your power to do so if for nothing else for attempting to answer the questions but only if it is within your power to do so legally because I do not want you to suffer any ill will with the school board. But I'm sure you were going to assist the little cunts in anyway you could have just the same, am I right? Because as you well know when they're that young they're idiotic simpletons who thinks they know it all but in actuality they don't know shit. I know there are a few that probably irks you horribly but even among these ones there may be a diamond in the rough deserving of a little mercy.

>>734860050
Then I've lost interest

Whatever you do, no memes at all please
Tia

I'm trying to become a teacher

>>734858606
>Ask a student who's on 4chan instead of taking his test seriously
This last one's pretty important, kiddo. Better pay attention. Also, underage b&.

>>734860087
So as long as it's nothing permanent.

>>734860302
Put that shit away son, there are literal faggots on this board that loves it when people post images of themselves. Stop it immediately.

>>734860345
I've been here since the beginning and i'm no more cooler than a wooden table in an old house in the middle of nowhere.

>>734858606

Tits or gtfo

>>734860449
Yes, good bye.

>>734858606
Hope you're not on a school network dipwad.

>>734860651
this

>>734860590
Wat is college?

>>734858606
Take a picture of your chest with shirt on

>>734860729
It's almost summer, the high school fags are coming.

>>734858606
Are you hot?
If so, would you wear a bikini during a personal appointment with your favorite student?

>>734860302
Ik know who you are Charlie!!

>>734860614
>i'm no more cooler
I hope you're not an English teacher.

>>734860699
Im not that stupid haha

>>734858606
Timestamp on blackboard

>>734858606
Want some hot Japanese-style roasted peanuts?

>>734860345
Im a femanon and proud. Im cooler than all my students. So get rekt faggot

>>734860893
Are you using a personal hotspot?

>>734859324
The only females on 4chan are attention whores.

>>734860875
Im a geometry teacher. And that wasnt me.

>>734861082
Im just bored and have nothing better to do.

Do you find teaching to be a satisfying career?

>>734861154
There hasn't been any tits, so I guess it's gtfo time for you.

>>734861171
Yeah it pays really well

>>734861154
Do you make your test hard just for the lulz or the sake of teaching?

>>734861154
timestamp, and what do you teach?

>>734860875
We're on a Malaysian PHP etch 'o' sketch and you're on about my grammatical whose-it? Nigga you can't be serious.

>>734858606
pls no

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>>734861212
>it pays really well

>>734861205
Ill be on regardless of that stupid rule kiddo. So go fap to cuck threads you beta.

>>734861241
They teach math, math is what they teach, as in One plus One is Chicken, you dumb nigger!

>>734861232
Sake of teaching but I do play around with them by purposely giving them questions they don't know

>>734861331
well he could, or you could admit you're a dumb attention seeking whore and should show your tits

>>734861212
>Pays well
Not really what I meant but ok
What did you start at? The district near me starts at 55k if you have a master's. Caps out at 97k

Have you ever wanted to punch one of your students?

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>>734861331
>stupid rule

>>734860828
>>734858606
op?

>>734861424
I want to be a teacher just like you, s-senpai!!1

>>734861467
Many times. Specially my black students. They never shut up

>>734861424
But teach that's kinda messed up though, ain't it? I've been out the game for a few years and all but you're to help them in any way you can, throwing scary new shit at them would only serve to remind them that they're no where as close to becoming familiar with the material and it may cause them to give up. Math is all about attempting the problem and not so much understanding what you're trying to do but with doing there comes a kind of understanding of what's in the front of you and I imagine that creates a kind of comfort that maybe they're finally getting somewhere but imagine into that mix you toss a something new. To these young dimwits, new equals unkown, which could cause them to give up and feel helpless all over again.

>>734861624
edge

>>734861624
>whore begging for attention while trying to be edgy
>/thread

>>734861684
They are aware that its just a harmless joke. They troll me all the time as well so its all good.

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youre so cool OP

>>734861624
You can't teach niggers, it's literally impossible. You are in a hopeless situation

>>734861722
niggers are the sourge of the earth

that's not edgy, that's just the truth

>>734861624
Haha definitely not a teacher, and they don't make anywhere near 80k a year, it would be closer to 40k

>>734861886
Its different for every state. So check your facts again kiddo.

>>734861624
Here, enjoy a read.
https://www.amren.com/news/2016/08/a-white-teacher-speaks-out/

who's doing better with geometry, girls or boys?

>>734862041
Girls. They take their school work more seriously. Most of the guys that do a good job are the nerds

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>>734859324
>ima grill

>>734861802
Well that's a relief.

>>734861858
I guess it depends on the niggers. I've met conscientious black students in the past. One who went on to become a doctor, another a senior administrator in bank. One become a nurse, and the other a wielder. The Wielder's father passed away but he had an uncle who taught him how when he was little and it's all he does. He enjoys it. Saw him a few years ago and he's doing well. You do have a lot of other types, one black guy said it's easier to sell dope and hustle than it is to live within the constraints of society. Another wanted to be a gunman but only because, and as he put it, when people respect you there'll always be some fool who'll test you but when people fear you, no one will test you no matter how foolish they are. He was respectable though, so at least there's that. I was an administrator one time ago.

>>734861886
Your payment increases in proportion to the number of niggers in your classes. Part of the reason is that schools get bonuses for creating "diversity" and getting lots of niggers in there. So since the school has some extra money, sometimes it goes to the teachers.

The other reason is that teaching a lot of niggers means you job gets 10x as hard and 30x more dangerous. So the teaching jobs at those particular schools are more valuable.

Making a lot of money is nice, but I honestly am never quite sure if it's worth it. I might be willing to give up 20% of my current salary if I never had to deal with a nigger student ever again.

>>734862213
Sounds like leftist bullshit to me.

Liberal politicians know how dangerous and primal niggers are, but they push to integrate them more and more into normal society because people have been convinced that "diversity" and "equality" is important.

But we will never be able to have a fully harmonous, equal society as long as niggers are a part of it. Niggers are natural savages and are just plain dumb.

Nigger doctors are basically just a result of affirmative action, pushing qualified white people out of the job market so companies can reach that ever-desirable "diversity" quota.

The only thing a nigger is good at is being a thug.

has students confided to u about anything?

>>734862319
>>734862555
I only had one bad experience with a black student. He always kept making inappropriate coments towards me and one time he had the balls to spank me. I slapped him and got him suspended. Never saw him again.

>>734862703
Some niggers are good at pretending to be civilized so no one will take their many privileges away.

>>734862574
Only the loners, they feel comfortable venting to me and I used to be one so at that age so Im more than happy to listen

>>734858606
Do you browse /pol/?

>>734862703
How nice is your booty?

>>734862804
Very nice.

>>734862555
Liberal politicians are sneakier than you think. Diversity is just a term for forcing minorities to kowtow to the system, basically learning to be white.

More like not enough people want to become doctors, because the healthcare system in the US is shit. Suicide among American doctors is pretty fucking high.

>>734862319
Not her but you're being overly dramatic. They respect power, and when you're powerless and they see you're no nonsense then they'll behave and if they don't, you have them removed. Why allow those unwilling to learn to sit with those who do? I've been out of the loop for a long time but I told them, I have no problem with throwing you away if it means someone more deserving gets your spot. Maybe that's why I left.

>>734862555
So in response you'll treat all kids that are black like typical niggers even though among them there may be someone deserving of your attention? Sounds like you're a defeatist. I told my students that I love hunting, and I told them that the best part about hunting is the killing, the time you get to pull the trigger. The trick to hunting is not allowing your prey to know they're being hunted or watched until you put a bullet in their body. You dont' go for the head because you might miss, you go for the body, which works because you get to go to your prey as its dying and look at it while it kicks its legs trying to get up, hoping it can get away from you. You don't stab it or anything as idiotic like the movies suggest. These things could just as easily get up and kick your ass, injuring or killing you, no, you get close so they can see you, so they can panic, and then you shoot it in the fucking head. You tell the difficult ones of your pleasure and they know who to fuck with and who not to fuck with.

>>734862703
Are there any you would have sex with or at least want to see their cocks?

>>734862860
Are you ready for swimsuit season, miss?

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>>734861205
fucking newfags who doesnt understand the rule

>>734858606
Im a student on 4chan taking a test right now

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>>734858606
Which one of your students have the biggest tits?

>>734862943
Niggers are niggers. You can't civilize them. They're just savage apes wanting to go wild. They should kept in the African jungles where they belong, like the apes they are.

>>734862874
>Diversity is just a term for forcing minorities to kowtow to the system, basically learning to be white.
You got it the other way around, bucko. They're not making niggers white. Niggers are niggers. They just leech off of welfare and never have to do anything. It's the whites that have to toil in order to sustain the lazy, privileged niggers. It's like reverse slavery. The niggers won because they allowed them to be what they are instead of deporting them to the untamed wild where they belong.

>>734862959
A few

>>734863021
Favorite time of the year kiddo haha

>>734858606
Dr. Kardas?

Not possible. Schools block 4chan. Even university.

>>734863306
What are you going to wear, if I may ask?

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>>734858606
Do you have degrees in math or just bare minimum teaching BA?

Also what are your opinions on public schools giving free credit to retards that fail in order to push them out the door and claim they have more graduating student going to college? My school did that shit and it pissed me and the other AP students off to no end.

What advice would you give to a prospective teacher?
I'm currently getting a Bachelor's in political science and I'm planning on getting a master's in teaching after that. I'm doing it that way instead of getting a BA in ED because doing political science I can graduate a year early and with the master's the total would still be 4 years.

>>734863389
>implying its hard to get around
most schools have shit for protection so its extremely simple to get around it

>>734858606
Trying to hit on school staff 30 something hitting on a 40 something female. Whats the best way to approach her?

>>734863389
ever heard of a data plan you dumbass. Who doesn't have a smart phone these days. Also what shit university did you go to, nothing was blocked at mine.

>>734860302
Always gotta let the Willy get some sun

>>734858606
How would a moderately attractive male student go about fucking his hot female teacher without them getting into trouble?

>>734863711
The student has to keep his mouth shut. Most of the teachers that get caught are because the student wanted to show off how alpha he was for fucking his teacher. Me personally I'd never fuck my students

>>734863259
How would you approach them to see what they got?

How many students have you slept with?

How many more do you want to with?

Are your students still testing?

>>734863926
You're telling me there isn't a single male student you have that if he walked up to you and whipped out a rock hard cock wouldn't make you consider it?

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>>734858606
What are the answers?

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>>734863425
OP answer muh questions you faggot

>>734863963
I wouldn't lol too risky

>>734864086
Zero and zero.

>>734863402
OP?

>>734864119
Nope everyone went home

>>734864152
I mean I'd consider it but I wouldnt show it. Id just slap him and get him suspended even if it did turn me on. Cant risk my career

Post pics of your hot female students.

>>734861811
>can't teach niggers
>literally impossible

Unless they're properly educated and their mother loved them enough to "smack the gangster out of them?"

>>734864330
>>734864540
these answers......... zzzzzzzzz

boring

>>734864693
They're honest answers kiddo. Im not the slutty teacher you wish you had when you were in High School. You have an unrealistic view of the world kiddo.

>>734864693
They are boring but I actually believe her.

My sister in law is a teacher and also hot as fuck. If I were one of her students at 16-17 years old I would go out of my way to try and fuck her. I doubt many adult women would risk a career and a pension for something like that.

>>734864921
>kiddo

>>734859668
>teacher
>80k

how do u see your life as a teacher in 10 years ?

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>>734864921
>>734864960
Yes they're believable and also very boring. Very presumptive of you to tell me my view of the world and that you think you're older than me lmao. You are definitely a teacher, far smarter in your own mind than you really are.

OP you are boring and your thread is boring are you at least hot?

>>734864366
OMFG

Worse larp ever

At least pretend

>AMA I am boring

>>734865215
Not sure who you are reply to but I am 32 and not OP and never claimed to be your senior