Femanons of /b/: When a guy fingers you and then switches to

>>734858292
Cock is way better, if I wanted a finger I'd use my own damn hand.

Also interested in this answer, bump

>>734858646
What about if it was my cock? 5.5inches

>>734858292
Alright OP, want to know what the difference between fingers and cock is like?
Ok, try putting your fingers in your ass
You should now know the difference

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>>734858646
I would think that the fingers, since more dexterous, would be more pleasurable! What's so much better about a cock?

>>734858743
What about it? Nothing monsterly big, and anything different from what I can give myself makes it all the better. Yeah, I could get a toy but the whole sex thing is to share something special with your partner and the feeling of getting them off. Fuck off with the comparing dicks, live to please each other for the most satisfaction.

Would you rather have vaginal sex or just get a hand job? There's your answer. Girls aren't all that different, dipshit.

femanon here, cock is always better, fingers don't give the nice full feeling that really makes sex enjoyable

Also, it's mental most of the time. That's why you get a different feeling when having sex than when you masturbate.

>>734859259
I only watch VR porn with a fleshlight and it feels the same as sex to me.

>>734859148
I like blowjobs best. Second only to VR.

>>734859134
I have a feeling that the guys with big dicks suck in bed. They don't even attempt to try foreplay or even be good at pumping. They just think if they stick it in you'll get magic orgasms. Why do you girls go for big dicks again, exactly? Why do you care? Your nerve endings are at the front if your vagina, anyway.

>>734859367
>feels the same as sex to me
>never had sex
xD

Femanons;
When anon's jaws tire out do you prefer fingertips or clitkissing for a short while.

>>734859259
This. Same reason why fapping in front of a webcam with your partner feels better than just doing it in your quiet room alone.

Or why getting hugged by your crush feels better than being hugged by your mom. Maybe not for the people on here but for normal people.

Does the right side of the clit feel better when rubbed or the left? Seems like girls like the right more for some reason

>>734859367
You're either full if shit or are a virgin. The stimulation if another body pressed against yours compares to nothing. Not even a sex robot. It's an innate, instinctive thing that ANY form of masturbation can match.

>>734859439
>never had vr
xD

>>734859402
Oh man don't try too hard to explain the insecurities away, everyone can see through that crap, just live with it and do your best.

>>734859585
>choosing vr over r

>>734859442
Your jaw gets tired? Don't be a pussy. Power through that.

>>734859402
Calm down salty small dick

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>>734859582
>It's an innate, instinctive thing that ANY form of masturbation can match.
das wut im sayin cuzzz

>>734859442
Clit feels better. Either or is ok

>>734859134
Trust me I love to please, but I'm probably a lot better with my tongue and fingers I'm sure.

>>734859523
Right. I forgot I was talking to /b/tards when I made that point. They're kissless so they only know what they see in movies and porn.

Trust. It feels good, you poor bastards.

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>>734859710
>this is the femanon reading comprehension levels

I really wanna know what a woman gets out of a guy having a humongous dick though. Is it really all that better?

>>734859810
Most femanons are trolls. Good looking women don't come on here. Why would they? They have Instagram. That's much more fun when you're actually good looking.

>>734859523
had a winter thing with a girl I ended up falling for, but things didn't work out.
What I miss the most is falling asleep in each others arms with just our underwear on underneath the warms covers on a cold night.
Gets me everytime fam.

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>>734859968
you prefer loose pussy?

>>734860055
Are you implying not-good looking girls have worse reading comprehension?

>>734860123
Doesn't much matter.

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>>734860123

>>734860055 you said it, anon

>>734860115
You fucking right ;~;

>>734860115
That's the best shit.
For me the second best shit is what got me started on my four year relationship; reading her bestime stories. Not shitting.
I feel like I'm so spoiled for creampies I just might stay celibate for years, no problem

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>>734858292

>>734859968
You feel like you're being stretched. It's being too full. It feels amazing. Girth is always better than length. My boyfriend has a huge, thick cock and it's so much better than the shorter, thinner dick I was getting before. He's also great at eating pussy and good at fingering my ass. Perfect in bed. Big dicks are better.

>>734860175
Fat neck-beard equivalent ones with autism do.

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>>734860459
cool story bro

>>734860459
Why do femanons always go way too far into their sex lives on here?
They also feel the need to tell you they have a boyfriend. Constantly. Like we give a shit about your cuck pizza face boyfriend.

>>734860363
>>734860382
There's just something to be said for waking up at 3am with the cold howling outside. And having a beautiful girl asleep in your arms.

>>734860658
Thanks.

>>734860767
It's actually just dudes larping.

>>734860767
Everyone on here goes way too far into everything.

>>734860459
That's the sluttiest shit I've ever heard. I bet your pussy is monstrously stretched out. Fucking gross. No wonder you need a monster cock just to feel anything.

>>734860823
I can actually believe this. Girls don't talk like that unless they're getting paid to fuck Jerome on camera.

My wife cums better with fingers. It's not a size thing either- my dick's way bigger than my fingers. It's the come-hither motion on the G-spot is key. So I usually finger her for a minute or two until she climaxes, then fuck her. And once she's already cum, the dick makes her cum more. But if it's straight dicking, she only cums maybe 20% of the time.

>>734860905
Not at all. I don't think you understand how vaginas work. Don't get upset because your dick isn't big enough to satisfy a woman.

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>>734860459
Found a pic of femanons dirty ass cunt

>>734861285
Found a pic of your dick, but it was too small to upload

Reply to this post if you have never had a purely vaginal orgasm. Traps and fags need not apply.

>>734861373
sure is summer in here with that original comeback typical neckbeard comment

>>734858292
lol i read "femanon of /b/" and thought that you was asking that does it feel different for a guy...

>>734861113
Don't be mad because youre nowhere near tight and need a fucking school bus just to feel anything.

>>734861373
I bet you're fat. You're fat, aren't you?

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>>734859637
My sides

>>734858932
pfft.

>>734858292
Cancer the thread

>>734858292
By bf' s dick feels way better than his fingers in my vagina, but anal sex is really the way to go.

ITT: Neckbeards pretending to be women and summerfags arguing with said neckbeards.

>>734861980
So fake it hurts. Women don't fucking like anal.

>>734861992
Kek

Femanon here

>>734862056
Virgin fag detected

>>734858292
Cock over fingers any day. Fingering feels good and all for foreplay and that, but there are places that only a dick can reach.

>>734862056
1) lots of love
2) lots of love and fingertip circles around anus while doing other things
3) lots of love and fingertip in anus while doing other things
4) ???
5) figure it out yourself
6) profit

>>734862438
Big dick or normal dick?

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>>734861639
awwiiiight

>>734862548
>Using ragecomic formula on 4chan

>>734861579
cont.
and was like thats most likely a troll
theres no way some girl is stupid enough to assume men enjoy fingering and have finger orgasms

>>734862680
>"ragecomic"
>4chan instead of 4chan
I'm getting too old for this shit

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>>734862056
That's not true. My girl loves anal. There was a time she wasn't too into it. But after a few times she was hooked. Now she actually prefers it. It had mostly to worth technique and patience. Don't fuck the ass like a pussy...ever.

>>734861592
He's seven inches. Barely a school bus. Just six inches better than you.

>>734858292
I mean, of course a penis is better than fingers in the vagina. Just sticking your fingers in a girl's pussy is kind of pointless. It's the clit you should be focusing on, and you can't much with the penis in that regard.

>>734861635
Not even close.

>>734862881
That's not a big cock you fucking dumbass. That's barely above average.

>>734858292
>ITT
>Guys pretending to be girls to answer OP's question with their limited knowledge of female anatomy

If you're going to finger... Then curl that finger and simultaneously rub or lick the clit.

>>734862595
Normal. Big do nothing for me.

>>734859523
top kek

>>734862900
Fat bitch detected

>>734862951
>above average

>>734862998
Wait. What? How does normal work but big dick does nothing for you?

>>734863009
Being this butthurt

>>734863065
>being this ugly that I have to go on /b/ for attention

>>734863158
kek`d

>>734863025
Yeah. That's not a big dick. It's like, upper normal. Pretty normal actually.

>>734858292
Sometimes the hand feels better just because it's so rough, but I'd have to say the cock is better. Foreplay alone can be satisfying as it is

>>734863158
>Getting mad because someone has a preference on an anonymous board that doesn't involve your undersized penis

>>734863204
Anything above average is big.

>>734863053
Let me rephrase. I prefer normal sized dicks. I've been with guys with bigger, but just kind of hurts.

>>734863367
I feel like this is most women. I don't get how other girls take big dicks. It looks gross. Like they're in labor. Lol

>>734863275
What a fucking slut.

>>734863367
yeah big dicks are really for loose pussy cause they can't feel normal sized dicks since their pussy is so big

The Satsui no Hado is to rub her clit while you fuck her.

Shit never fails.

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>>734858292
guys i never put my dick in a vagina and probably never will can someone describe in detail how it feels

>>734863367
Could be worse. I'm a pencildick. My ex was tight. If we didn't fuck for a couple of days she'd immediately get so tight that no amount of lubrication and coming on my tongue would make it not hurt until the day after. And I'm a real goddamn pencildick.

>>734863686
Genuine question, do ANY of you niggers not do this by default?

>>734863585
You don't know how vaginas work.

>>734863747

so if you want to know what it feels like to put your dick in a vagina, just imagine fucking your girlfriend, it feels pretty much like that

unless your girlfriend is a houseplant, in which case i have no idea if that's comparable but i imagine it is, in fact, not

>>734863747
Fishook yourself with a finger

>>734863478
It's the answer I generally see when this topic comes up.

But, yes, exactly! It just looks weird.

>>734863585
Eh. Doesn't really work like that, but I know what you mean.

>>734863766
Jeez. Yeah, very glad I don't have that issue. I'm sure it was pretty rough.

>>734863938
Then replace the finger with your penis

>>734863899
im a girl so yes I do. my pussys just really tight. dont be mad that your pussy is is loose

>>734863875
Its a last resort thing. Usually they nut with just the dick, but if you need something guaranteed, this is it.

If you have to do it every time, it becomes less special.

>>734863360
Not really since average is so small.

>>734864043
Being a girl doesn't mean you know how a vagina works. Ignorance isn't denoted because you possess a pussy in this situation.

>>734863997
>I'm sure it was pretty rough
I fell in love with the taste of pussy before I lost my virginity, worked out just fine for the both of us

>>734863585
Autism
This is not how vaginas work you dumb cunt. Don't you have to be 18 to post here? That's high school level logic

>>734863899
You don't have to mad if you are a whore. It's alright. Its just a job.

That's what you have to tell yourself everyone you go to sleep.

>>734863997
I feel like you're a normal femanon and the other femanon in the thread talking about only liking huge dick is a girl that fucks a lot so it sorta stretched out over time.

fingering is nice at first but after a while u kinda want the meat.dont get me wrong fingering is important af because ur not just gonna shove ur shit in there. also different girls like different shit

>>734864174
then tell me how it works then because mines tight so any dick feels good. big small doesnt matter

>>734863747
Its the best feeling there is.

Forcing yourself in the first time can be hard if she isn't very wet, but even that feels really good.

Jerking with lube is pretty similar physically, but you lose the warmth and closeness of another body.

I recommend dropping everything and trying your hardest to get a fuck buddy or girlfriend just for sex.

Fucking is the only time I've truly felt happy.

>>734864188
im 20 you bitch my pussys just tight so I prefer normal dick cuz big dick hurts

>>Man here, what kind of silly ass question is this OP. My fingers are pretty slender, but I'm hung like a horse. Every woman I have been with if I am fingering her (and we have already had sex) will literally remove my hand and start gently pulling my cock towards her cunt. With that said, I would have to imagine my dick feels much better.

>>734864467
>hung like a horse

I love that this site is anonymous too! It's really fun playing pretend.

>>734864188
It kind of works like that.

If you fuck someone that hasn't been laid in awhile, they'll be really tight.

Once I fucked a girl while she was dating someone with a supposedly huge cock - we're talking 10"~ and thick - and I could feel how wide she was when I fucked her. It was slightly less good and made me feel only a little inadequate.

Fucked the same girl months later, after they had broken up for some time, and she was much tighter and felt way better to fuck.

>>734864442
Aww, you can't even legally drink. That's adorable. The fact that you're getting this triggered and posting here trying to brag about your roast beef flaps says that you're clearly lying

>>734864185
Lucky woman then!

>>734864231
Normal is a matter of opinion. But, thanks!

>>734864614
The vagina retracts to normal as long as you're not getting pounded by niggers every day. That's how it works

>>734864737
I don't think that's exactly true, either.

I fucked someone's mom before, and hers felt much different, maybe the least enjoyable of all.

>>734864598
Your doubt isn't going to change the size of my dick, hate on bro! I feel like mostly, I just have to take my time an ease into sex, where I guess most guys can just kind of go for it right out of the gate. I do always eat out my partner before hand, so she gets nice and we for me first. Ex had told me I made her feel like she was a virgin all over again when we first had sex. I guess it's really just a preference, most women would likely say they prefer average size, which may very well be true.

>>734864663
It's funny how this chick is ragging on the other girl because her pussy is tight.

Insecure about your fat-ass pussy?

>>734864904
There's your answer. She had kids.

>>734864927
Virgins don't like sex at first. It hurts. That was more of a bad thing with her telling you that.

>>734865016
Not even the same person. Kek

>>734862056
You're dating/ having sex with the wrong women then.
>>734862863
This was me! I had anal before i started dating my boyfriend and was not really into it, but he does it so right (lube helps 100%). Lately I've been asking him for anal.

>>734864904
Because she was old, fucker. Her elastic wore off.

>>734865135
My first time didn't hurt at all.

>>734865192
Your man probably had a nice sized dick and wasn't too big.

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>>734865016
Lol I dont need to brag about mine to a bunch of anonymous NEETs to know that mine is tight. I'm a Mormon. Shit's tighter than the 90s.

>>734865177
True.
So. You and your boyfriend having any troubles? You can tell me about em.

Also, do you have any like-minded friends?

>>734862056
>>734865177
Oops sorry I mean you're not having sex with the wrong women, if you enjoy them then good for you! I'm just saying there are females out there who like anal

>>734865192
Mine did. I kept telling my cousin to stop but he wouldn't listen.

>>734865135
Yup, she said it did hurt. It also hurt the next couple times we had sex, she needed time to adjust to the girth and length. Everyone woman I have been with though, has adjusted, just as the vagina adjusts to taking a dick in the first place, it can adjust to a larger one. I know they have told me it's much more pleasurable than average, but a big dick alone won't keep a girl around unless she is also a complete whore. Just like any normal guy wouldn't keep a 10/10 hotty if she was also a raging cunt. I suppose what I am getting at, is that dick size aside, you need the looks, confidence, and personality to go with it.

>>734865378
No troubles at all! We are so on the same vibes. And unfortunately no like-minded friends around here

>>734859637
>choosing

>>734865350
That doesn't mean shit. Your pussy is just naturally big. You being Mormon has nothing to do with it other than your religion being autistic.

I like how all you normal to small dicks are getting mad about someone prefering larger sized dicks. It's like when girls get mad that a guy doesn't like their small boobs.

>>734865568
Let me fuck your asshole.

>>734862863
found the small dick

>>734865177
Agreed. Lube helps. You guy must truly love fuck ing ass if he was patient (I know, 'coz...)

Though I would like to know what you actually enjoy about. Sorry if I haven't articulated my question well. I asked my girl, but she is too shy/embarrassed to share. And no, it's not the taboo thing. It's definitely pleasure...but What kinds I am not sure. Would be able to explain. Wanna know for...science! ;)

>>734865293
You're right. But, that's the point, though. Not all virgins dislike sex at first.

>>734865447
Sorry to hear that. Should have had a family meeting and got that all straightened out.

>>734865594
It means she hasn't had sex, you full retard. Do you think she launches watermelons from her vaginal canals when she bowls? Otherwise she most likely is as tight as she ever will be.

>>734860459
All these salty responses. Kek

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>>734865674
Kek. I am pretty average actually 7.8 inches. Yeah I measured as any man must!

>>734865610
Big tits are gross looking though. Huge ass nipples n shit. And usually only fat girls or girls that used to be fat have huge tits. Gross. B-C cups are perfect.

>>734861027
Why wouldnt they? Theyre anonymous like everyone else, why not be completely honest.

>>734865801
I don't think she knows what Mormonism entails
>>734865745
It was a joke, m8

Femanons. What do you think about squirting all over a guy ? I love it when my girlfriend squirts on my dick, body and face but she says it feels weird.

>>734865674
Found the virgin/12 year old fag

>>734865801
>as she ever will be

So not at all? Also, quit samefaging.

>>734859442
Just chew gum all the time and you won't have that problem

>>734865982
Because men talk like that. Women don't really think that way.

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>>734865594
I'd rather be autistic than a heretic

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>>734859660
That's what she said

>>734866215
batman's better, so yes

>>734866182
I'm not. I'm a Christian. I just don't believe in some guy digging up the Bible and only being the only one aloud to see it and he has to write them out in private so that no one can see them.

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>>734866304
Fuck you. I am spoodermoon

>>734866182
>screenshot

Neckbeard pretending to be a girl detected.

>>734866215
I love this image. Women are never fucking satisfied.

>>734863478
>>734863585
Kek. Salty little dick anons desperately wanna believe the size dont matter meme.

>>734866008
Get that now. My bad.

>>734863875
I don't.

>>734866428
Because I'm on my phone?
>>734866367
You do know there were over 100 witnesses, right? Please learn more about us before you criticize our magical underwear

>>734866523
It's kind of sad, tbh

>>734866523
Kek I pretend I have a bigger dick online to feel superior. It makes up for my sexless, boring life due to my ugly horrid face.

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>>734865745
>family
Dad didn't stop either. Even mom didn't care

>>734866523
any girl who dislikes big dicks hasnt fucked one yet. Most girls ideal penis is 7.6×6.5 and they don't even consider that big

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>>734866709
screenshot and no timestamp. Fat neckbeard mormon detected.

Loved the Broadway play making fun of you dipshits. Was cash.

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>>734867002
I want to go see it
And this is me, faggot. I'm too busy contemplating suicide to do a timestamp

>>734865730
We really do enjoy it! And he tells me he loves it.
And sorry in advance if I seem like a dumb femanon if my answer doesn't answer your question haha. Anyway, I like the ass the most because it feels like a sliiight amount of pain with much more pleasure. The first 1 or 2 times it hurt real bad, and he made me scream so loud but I thought that was awesome(i enjoyed it even with the pain), he did too lol. Also I really try and want to please my bf because he's so good to me, and it also turns me on that he dominates me. And now it's getting easier to take his dick in my ads. Hope that helps

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>>734866896
Eh. You're just a whore. Proven girls don't like big dicks.

>>734863504
Kek kys man

>>734867341
Back with cumtribute in 15 minutes

>>734867341
No timestamp again. What a cheap fucking catfish move. She go to your school, faggot? I bet you do with you were a girl, huh?

>>734867490
it's been proven theit preferred size is 7.5 x 6.5 so you're retarded

>>734866163
Yea because all women think and talk exactly the same.

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>>734867384
thanks. That says a lot.
Keep fuckin enjoying! ;)

>>734867341
Why do you like such big dicks?

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>>734861027
>Girls don't talk like that

>>734867633
> half the population of this certain subspecies of primates prefers penile dimensions of seven and a half inches by six and a half inches

>>734866863
Thats sad /b/ro.

>>734867832
Does this Anon not realize how fucking huge that really is? It's way too fucking big.

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>>734867628
Keep talking shit, nigger. You might just get your timestamp.

>>734867706
You're welcome! And we will!

>>734867974
Its the size girls wants. All girls are size queens weather they want to admit it or not

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>>734867563
Have some more

>>734867974
Uh, 7 1/2 is perfect

>>734867980
Please do.
I really want you to be real, you fucking catfish. You're too fucking hot for this site and I hate it. Fucking date me already you pretty little slut.

>>734868134
Definitely a dude. Or just jail bait. Can't decide.

>>734868182
Good luck finding someone that God damned big that isn't lying about it.

>>734863766
I have fucked vaginas and buttholes. Vag is better. It's rough and frictiony all the way along the length of your cock instead of that "hoop" feeling of ass. It stays wet all by itself too.

>>734868330
Kek thats not really that big.

>>734868344
I feel ya. That hoop your talking about is good at first but after a few minutes it loosens up too.

>>734868459
What's big to you? 13 fucking inches or something?

>>734868531
yup

>>734868531
That's what asses do to shit, yes

>>734868459
kek it's bigger then you

>>734868134
Welp I missed.
Back tomorrow night, I'm no machine

Average size chump here, have been with several women and they almost always orgasm at least once when I fuck them, sometimes multiple times. My dick kind of curves up and has a thicker head so I think I may be hitting that spot just right. Idk, all of them are different in some slight way. Just be confident

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>>734864360
>Fucking is the only time I've truly felt happy.
DON'T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME ANON

>>734868242

>>734868720
If women like confident men, why do they always try to find ways to destroy men's confidence?

>>734868837
it's 2017 you dense or something?

>>734868837
For real. You're really pretty though. What state are you in?

>>734867680
yeah they do anon

>>734868861
they want them down on their level. No bitch likes a cuck

>>734868242
dude, don't pull that thread. it will only end with depressed masturbation

I'm sleep
https://youtu.be/rN2_0G4t9nQ

>>734869014
How so?

>>734858292
Both are enjoyable tbh obviously the fingers are just pregame shxt so when u get to the cock it's always better but I enjoy both :/

>>734868837
Goddamn whoever this angel is I need to marry her.

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40 year oldfag here.
protip:
when you start by hooking her G-spot with your fingers and flicking your tongue on her clit, after she explodes she'll be calling you daddy and begging you to slide that cock in. Flip her over on her stomach, insert cock in pussy, reach around with one hand and rub clit at same time, take other hand and insert thumb in asshole
commence to fucking.

you're welcome

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>>734868861

>>734869033
Sleep tight thumbcunny

>>734869134
thanks for the advice grandpa. I'll try it next time I take her out to the soda bar

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>>734859402

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>>734861113
Rekt

>>734869060
ignorance is bliss, my friend

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>>734859695
He clearly meant CAN'T match, faggot

>>734869134
thoughts ladies?

>>734862972
This

>>734869344
I think I got a chance with her.

>>734869427
On what grounds

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>>734863747

It felt very warm, kinda like suddenly having my dick immersed in warm bath water.

Take a gallon ziplock, fill it about halfway with some warm-hot water from the tap. Lube the bag and fold it. Now you have an improv artificial vagina that will feel about 3/4 the way there like the real thing.

Only other difference is there's more pressure, gotta plow into it a little bit. But if you squeeze the bag trying to replicate this it'll bust.

> first time with my GF

Her 180 pound body gets on top, I try to work it in and she's like "hon thats the wrong hole" even though I know where its supposed to go.

Without warning she just drops down on it. Shloop, balls deep in, she was super wet.

I gasped a little because I didnt think it would be THAT warm. Just thought it would be warm-ish and wet like described.

No its like sucking-on-your-own-fingers-in-wintertime kinda warm.

Unfortunately she didn't bounce after that, she just grinded back and forth. Which was something else I didnt know girls did, I was fully expecting the bouncing action.

Cumming inside, I had a condom on, but for all the times I have ill say it feels a little different than masterbating.

The orgasm is abit more diluted, but just like jacking too much, will start getting intense if you dont slow down.

>>734869427
I know you do, that's why I'm giving words of caution. Your imagination is better than this world will ever be

>>734869519
This, all of this somuch
Multiply everything x2 if bareback

>>734868861
to prove how confident they really are. If she can break his confidence then any girl can thus proving he's not rrally confident

>>734868929
Yes I know I forgot tits and timestamp

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>>734860767
>>734860905
Married anon, here. You guys are fucking permavirgin. Does a tighter pussy feel better? Of course it does. It grips more areas with more friction creating more pleasure. Big cocks literally do the same thing for women. There's nothing slutty about them wanting to feel full. It just feels better, you fucking faggots.

>>734869741
get your shit together carol!

>>734868979
California

Man I feel left out being the only virgin 18 year old I know. Why can't I have fun? Oh right, I'm a fat fag

>>734869823
>married anon
nigger please, we all know you aren't getting sex anymore

>>734868242
not even hot maybe like a 6/10
catfish or underage take your pick

>>734869830
Sorry, anon

>>734869741
>>734868837
Not what I'm getting at, the "timestamp" is the wrong year, wouldn't surprise me if this is just some random anon who saved this from last year trying to trick you all

>>734861113
Married man, here. I get you, "femanon." These nerds don't understand sex, clearly. Bigger is better for women, tighter is better for men. It's fucking analogous.

>>734869840
Close enough. Post throwaway email, Kik, snap, whatever?

>>734869823
exactly. i love to get a woman doggystyle and slide every inch of hard cock i can in her until my balls are are slapping against her pussy

Huh, being Asian makes me feel shit on this thread

>>734869872
Dude I lost my virginity at 22yo 110kg while playing WoW and Runescape to a girl I had known for six years, and it went on for four years. NOTHING is absolutely impossible

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the amount of virgins in this thread fills me with laughter

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>>734869908
Jealous female detected

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>>734862680
The "formula"
1.
2.
3.???
4. Profit
Originated here, you fucking newfag.

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>>734870020

>>734869941
Props to him for having it on hand for this specific day of the year then

>>734870172
Go on.
>>734870107
You're fine because it's all lies to troll each other.

>>734869941
Sorry I haven't slept in a couple of days. My head's a bit screwed at the moment. Lemme fix it.

>>734870123
Words of wisdom right there, yeah I'm working on losing weight but I mean Asians don't have much so I just hover around

>>734870194
Fake.

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>>734870107
>Huh, being Asian makes her feel shit in bed

>>734870250
it's been seen before tho, that's why I'm saying it

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>>734870194
still no time stamp

>>734870074
I like that too, but I hit the opening of my woman's uterus. So I have to be careful, or do gymnastics to hit above or below it. Hitting it right on just hurts us both.

>>734870341
I dated a rgegni, that was something else.

>>734870248
Shhh. She might do it.

>>734870349
Now that you're finally claiming it has actually been posted before I have a reason to believe in you

>>734870460
yes, agreed anon

>>734859442
porque no los dos? ;)

>>734869907
Oh look! An unhappy anon who thinks every marriage is like a sad slapstick. How original. There are good women out there, anon. I get laid when I want. But, honestly, my sex drive isn't very high. I've taken 2 v-cards and had sex with a few others before I met my wife, and I'd rather be with her and never get laid again. You know nothing, boy.

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>>734865862
The tip to the end of your balls, lmao

>>734870470
shit alright. let's do this. did you tell her about your programming skillz? makes girls wet af

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>>734869697
>>734864360
>>734869519
>>734863747

Yeah I think this is serious gud advice.

The Ziplock trick will definitely give you a good primer. It is NOT a replacement for the real experience.

> Besides the major feel that I love the most is being leaning-hard up against her crotch, or having her weight resting on it. The motion of her thighs, that skin rubbing against mine.

> Pussy feels good but there's that song that goes "Your body is a wonderland" and its 100% true.

> Talk about a "Playstation"... everything about her is just awesome. Sure the pussy action is getting you off. But its So Much Better because you can kiss her lips, and you can play with her boobs or hold her extra close so her boobs are all squished against your chest. WHile fucking and feeling her thighs sliding across yours.

I dont really get off on Doggy/Backdoor position though. Its so much less personal, there's no access to her lips, her boobs are usually hidden. And it takes extra work to bang her ass because it keeps moving her around.

> Bareback?

Ive had bareback a couple times and I will say the difference between condoms is it feels like there's even More Pressure. Because the condom makes it all more slick, while bareback your own texturing causes extra drag on the vagina (makes her feel tighter even if she isnt).

Also makes her feel tighter because of it being less slick, her wetness/lube doesn't help as much.

The first time I had bareback and came inside it actually Hurt a little bit. Just a tiny bit, like when you need to piss and you suddenly crimp your urethra.

Its because she was kinda tight and there wasn't any room for the Cum to get out, so it did a minor back-pressure in my dick before it popped.

> normally I am controlled on my noises, but son I just about screamed cuz of the combination of sensation.

The second time I had bareback with another girl, I just kept hitting it and tried to pretend I wasnt nutting.

Definitely a Nrrrrggggg experience

>>734860055
Not if you don't need validation.
There are a few really attractive females that have been on the chans for a long time, they just don't attention whore or announce "Femanon here!" They go about undetected and prefer it over duckfacing and peddling detox tea.

>>734870676
Not yet. That's my secret weapon. I'll pull that out when I message her to get her to show her feet.

>have fairly big dick
>hurt girlfriend if i go deep
>cant do a lot of positions because of this
id actually prefer to be a bit smaller honestly

>>734869248
i'm smashing vag every night, how bout you?

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>>734870614
>I'd rather be with her and never get laid again.
This is a very important sentence

>>734869134
what if she doesn't like it in her ass?

>>734870614
christ, don't try justifying throwing your life away to me bud. you're the skrub that got tricked into signing a legal contract so no one else would take your pussy. come back after the divorce and then we'll talk

>>734860877
No shit.
"Why do femanons--"
Dude. Guys get into stupid detail about girls they want to fuck on here constantly. There's a WWYD thread round the clock for fucksake.
Everybody does it.

>>734870771
daaaamn you got moves my dude. how long do you wait til you introduce her to the waifu? I always jump the gun on that one

>>734871030
I dump my waifu and make her my waifu. The trick is to just make a dress out of the pillowcase.

>>734870875
well goddamn ya dont just cram ur thumb in her asshole stupid. Start slow by rubbing it a little bit. apply some pressure without jamming it it. read the body language...you'll know

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>>734870384

>>734858743
That's exactly average, dude. Don't judge yourself based on the camera tricks they use in porn.

>>734870914
So, do you ever let your brain do the thinking anymore, or is it all just memes and internet articles spoutted directly from your neckbeard? My woman loves and supports me, helped me pay off my student debt before we even married, and was a virgin when I met her. Instead of being hostile towards you, I hope you meet a girl as good as mine so you finally get it. Marriage is wonderful with good people who are compatible and helpful with each other. We were together 5 years before we even got married. Your view of women/marriage makes me sad, anon. Get help.

>>734870800
>smashing vag
chronic masturbation too, eh? have you tried finding jesus?

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>>734871151
what a tease

>>734871146
This actually led to my gf accusing me of cheating. Said I wouldn't learn something like that on my own.

>>734871174
You haven't read the rest of the thread saying 8 fucking inches is the minimum, have you?

What the fuck is this reddit???

>>734871247
my sex life is great. 40 years old and longdicking my 25 year old wife every night and loving it. Gotta know how to worship that pussy, boy. Keep em wanting more. Goddamn son, you have a lot to learn

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>>734859402
Most of the nerve endings are in the first four inches, but the nerves don't just stop there. And being thick enough to stretch them out is even better than being able to bottom out.

>>734871430
No, MY dicks bigger.

>>734871430
This is /b/ on a break

>>734870832
As a man, my sex drive has stabilized. Sex is not the most important thing in life or even in a relationship. Like I said, though, I still get laid whenever I want. Which is like 2-5 times a week. So. For all I care, my dick could fall off. I still find women attractive and get horny, but my self-control and perspectives on sex have matured a lot since I was 16 and fucking anyone I could.

>>734871333
tell her you saw it in a porn and figured fuck it

>>734858947
Primal desire/purpose... Fingers are adapted to grip tools. A penis is adapted to go into a vagina.

>>734871471
My dick is 13 inches in around. That big enough?

what if cock is smaller than finger

>>734871470
Their definition of "keep them wanting for more" is "don't actually show her what you can do".

>>734871231
fuuuuck I've been with my girl for 4 years and every part of her is wonderful. we've helped each other through hard times, supported each other's goals and shared some of our best moments together. doesn't mean i'm a dumb/insecure enough to get the government involved in my love life. you're just a tool who gave into social pressure because you can't make your own way in this world.

let me ask you something? why did you get married? Honestly? Do you really need your god and country to sanction your feelings? are you that unsure of yourself?

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>>734869872

Listen up - unwritten formula for getting girls
#WhatYourDaddyDidntTeachYou

#1) girls dont really care if you're fat so get over that shame... if they feel comfy with you they sorta think of you as a teddy bear

#2) you have to make sure that you dont Orbit a girl, either she's interested or she's not and you get to the bottom of this by continually pushing into her comfort zone, little by little.

2A) Dont forget eye contact. At first her eyes will move around like yours would. But then she'll look away from yours much less, and thats when its time to start doing the moves:

2B) This requires physical contact, at first a playful pat on the back or shoulder, next rub arm or put arm around her waist. Next is hands. And when your faces get closer and there's a lull in convo, you lean in slowly for the kiss.


All this stuff makes it clear how you see her, what your intentions are. This is taking action.

#3) The reason girls need you to push into their comfort zones is because they'd need some serious balls to go from Mental attraction to Emotional Acceptance. You sorta end up tricking her, she knows it because of how it makes her feel, but as long as its not too much she will let you push further (unless she's against it altogether).

#4) Gotta have things in common and enough stuff to prod her on conversation topics. If you got Autism you're in trouble there because you Cannot just keep going over the same subject again and again (unless you both really, really share those few topics). Ive got the skills but ive also got Autism so regardless of knowing what to do - I dont have much ammunition.

4B) But If You Dont Have Autism then you should be good to go.

4C) You've gotta do all that other stuff in the background while talking. This is a process, not a conversation.

However you dont need to do alot of talking, its more like clicking on convo topics to unlock. You want to get her talking as much as possible, and sympathize (but dont try to "fix").

>>734871659
improvise with your well placed thumb
kek kek kek

>>734871470
>worship that pussy
so she's cucking you?

>>734868116
Do they like it rainy or just cloudy?

>>734871730
this anon gets it
also... keep them from looking for side dick. happy wife happy life

>>734871782
voice of xp