>2017 >can't afford a rolex explain yourself pic

>>734842151
> almost got laid

is that your real hand?

>>734842151
Gee whiz fella, when one says heavy handed joke I bet you take it personally.

Depends. Would probably be jelly if there wasn't an elephant wearing it.

Lose some fat, you amerilard.

Stop with this retarded thread every day.

I'm more a breitling guy

>>734842151
Look, Anon, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I was an orphan. I grew up in Pennsylvania in a whorehouse. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in porno magazine or whatever crap the girls left by the toilet. And I read that some orphans had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. Of being wanted. Because the woman who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear. The closest I got to feeling wanted was from a girl who would make me go through her jons’ pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar, she’d buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it–alone–in my room, with great ceremony, feeling like a normal kid. It said “sweet” on the packet. It was the only sweet thing in my life.

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>>734842151
That looks like a Chinese clone of the Seiko Kinetic SCUBA air divers' watch with with ROLEX written in. Fake as fuck.

>>734842151
Bait. Anyway I'll bite.
I'd rather live in my own house, be a non-diabetic and have people like me for me than have an expensive watch to compensate for my fat lazy ass and shitty misplaced arrogance type of personality.

>absence of an actual wrist

Idk how you can have a watch with no wrists

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>>734842151
>tfw 2 fat to have knuckles

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>>734842684
At least I got cash and I almost get laid daily

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>>734843315
low quality bait, again

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>>734842151
because no one cares


and you can buy better watches


and because OP is a faggot and probably has 1 lost up their Shitpipe

I got myself a 4000 dollar watch and I've regretted it ever since

>>734842151
Where are your knuckles? Judging by the photo you are beluga size like a tubmlr feminist

>>734843447
Only watch I ever wore was one 10€ Casio I bought when I was a teenager. It still works. I'm 39.

>>734843597
>39
>still a loser
>still a virgin
>visits 4chan
SAD!

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>>734843487
Kek

>>734842151

It's an obvious submariner fake. Hope you didn't pay more than $20 for this shit.

Also, your Marshmallow Man arm makes you look like a fat fuck.

>>734843770
Also still wearing a watch that he has been wearing Since childhood. Also, had a watch when he was 10 for no fucking reason as time doesn't apply to a child.

Snorlax got a Rolex?

>>734843770
Not a virgin as I am happily married, actually, and I have a job, so not exactly a loser. How old are you, kid? This site is for over 18yo.

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I don't know how to market to 12 year olds so my shit hasn't taken off yet.
https://youtu.be/Kw-KFpFJdkU

>>734843770
i´m 43 and here becasue /b is the mirror of one part of our society...

>>734844037
I said I bought it as a teenager, not when I was 10, and I didn't say I kept wearing it. I have a watch on my phone, you know.

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>>734844088
>I have a job, so not exactly a loser

>>734844211
what kind of scam is that?

>>734844493
The blatantly obvious kind.

>>734843597

It was a Rado HyperChrome Automatic Chronograph

It's fucking beautiful but I am scared walking around with it because of robbing nignogs and I don't want to work with it because I don't want to scratch it

>>734842151
It looks like you were stung by a bee

>>734842151
>i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch

If you need a watch to 'almost' get laid, just stop trying. Most people are using their cell phones to tell time.

>>734842834
This .. and Fortis

>>734842151
>2017
>using a watch
The magic rectangle in my pocket can do that as well as eight billion other things.

>>734842151
What kind of cuck still wears a watch?

>>734845481
Yeah, in your pocket. Some people have grown up jobs and it's nice to quickly glance at your wrist as aposed to taking a thing out of your pocket whenever you need to see what time it is. Not defending OP and his shit repost pasta picture, just saying it's an actually useful accessory for people who have actual jobs.

>>734842151
What does people have with rollex ? They just looks like, well, like normal watch to me.

Almost.

>>734845721
The thing with Rolex is, you buy one now, and you can sell it in 1, 3, 5, 10, 20 years for same or even higher money. You won´t loose money on a Rolex unless you are an Idiot.

>>734845721
they are normal watches.

however, rolex automatically implies that they are a self-righteous faggot, therefore saving them the time to display it otherwise

I've worn an actual Rolex submariner for almost 2 years. You know how many people have commented on it being a rolex? NONE, no one notices your watch other than someone saying "nice watch" with no idea what it is.

99% of the populace would not be able to tell the different between a rolex, a tudor, or a invicta.

>>734842151
>Has a watch
>ALMOST got laid

Conclusions?

>>734842151

This isn't even a convincing replica, a low grade AAA replica if that. At least if your gonna pretend you have a real Rolex get a convincing replica. I am a goldsmith's ambassador from the Trafford centre UK and trust me that cheap piece of Chinese crap on your arm is as far from a Rolex as you can get. So stop thinking your cool because you've bought a 20 dollar replica rolex from China and grow the fuck up !

On a serious note, quality watches need to be serviced every few years, and it isn't cheap, not to mention the fact that your watch goes off for up to two months.

>>734842151

It's such a cheap fake that there isn't even the Rolex writing around the Rehaut. Pathetic.

I didn't know Rolex made belts you fat fucker

Why does this boxing glove have a watch on it?