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Fiancee has cancer, /b/ro's. Wot do? Trips decides,

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Fiancee has cancer, /b/ro's.

Wot do? Trips decides, so roll that shit.
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Leave her, obviously
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>>734830080
Go find a nice coffin
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>>734830080
Sex in missionary position but loudly make walrus sounds when you ejaculate inside her. Also raw dog so the cancer might get a two for one.
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Kys
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>>734830080
Live every day as if it were your last~
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>>734830080
leave her.
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>>734830392
You can't catch cancer, dingus
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KIll yourself
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Fuck her one last time and completely loose all contact with her, she'll die a miserable death
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Just be happy you didn't marry and ditch that bitch when she is weak from chemo
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>>734830568
Not technically true. If you have an extremely weak immune system you can catch cancer by coming into contact with cancer cells. But it is extremely rare.
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>>734830696
Yes, HOWEVER, cancer is typically caused by the rapid mutation of cells in most cases. So, unless you have fucking SUPER AIDS? Then you're not gonna catch cancer.
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>>734830080
Enroll her into a secret military project that creates superheroes through gene manipulation.

>>Just make sure the supersuit isn't green.
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stay with her until the end.
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Be a good boy and stay with her.
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>>734830080
End it.
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>>734830080
Any more details? Possible treatment options? Life expectancy?
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>>734830080
It's true watches at $ 0?
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>>734830568
I was implying that he could impregnate her and kill the baby too, you cock gobbling dingleberry.
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>>734830813
Make it BLACK. It's SLIMMING!!!
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>>734830080
Fuck her while she is warm.. hey if life gives you lemons!
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>>734830890
>>734830965
Fuck off cunt
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>>734830080
Kill her.
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>>734830959
Advanced bladder cancer, has metastasized. 5 year survival chance around 5% i'm told. Surgery, rads, chemo, proton in all likelyhood.
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Give her a kiss on the forehead
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Find a nigger and suck their dick, regardless of gender.
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Kill all of your pets.
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>>734831102
Don't go for the chemo. It's going to be hell worse than cancer. Try edible marijuana concentrate like RIck Simpson Oil, and if that doesn't work after 3 months than euthanasia. Sorry to hear about it, I had lung cancer and got it cut out but it's a daily hell as every breath hurts and will hurt for life. I'm very sorry to hear about this.
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post full nude with face off yourselfs
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kys
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>>734831255
Thanks man, that means a lot.
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git fUCKed by a donkey
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Drink all of her cancer cells
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cum in her ear
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Kick her in the fucking balls
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>>734831305
A friend of mine's mother had bladder cancer and it lasted quite a while, but then again he had a lot of money and they prolonged everything for as long as they could.. Cancer is terrible, and when people joke about cancer it's tough, because people joke about it all the time. Just remember, we all die. Some people die in the most horrifying circumstances (i.e. any rekt thread) and as miserable as it is to face one's demise, hopefully they can look back on all of the good times they had and feel like it's all worth it.
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>>734830392
the ONLY way the cancer could spread is if op had a compromised immune system and they got into a bloody fistfight. Even then the odds are remote at best.
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Stay with her OP. You might move on after, but they won't have the same privilege
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>>734831505
Roll again
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Cancer is no joke.


Kill her.
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jizz
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>>734831255
Fuck that shit OP, listen to the doctors, the way CRISPR/Cas9 tech is developing there might be a cure in less than 5 years.
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eat her pussey
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>>734830080
search google "cuba cancer treatment"
thank me for the rest of your life.
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>>734831467
Are you guys being retarded on purpose?
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Satanic trips coming up /b/ros
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>>734830080
good luck brother, al the best to you
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die
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roll for satan trips
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OP here, some great ideas, keep 'em coming.

God /b/less you all, my /b/rothers
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>>734831763
Post here nudes
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die!!!
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Bury her alive.
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Kiss her hand and tell her you love her
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Eat a hard-boiled egg.
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Light a small fire.
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>>734831587
This, cancer is NOT a death sentence and IS very treatable/soon to be cureable, weed might be nice to help tho
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fuck her to death
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stay with her? obvs.

also, send nudes for science
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Shit on her corpse!
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>>734830080
get a new one
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>>734830568
Organ transplants.
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>>734830080
be brave you dingus.
cancer can be treated
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>>734831655
Not retarded, it's the truth.
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>>734830080
either act like a bitch and leave or nut up and wait it out.
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>>734830080
what kind of cancer?
what stage?
is it even malignant?
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>>734830696
>>734830781
if you have aids and have cancerous tissues or fluids introduced into your body, yes, you can contract cancer. you're not getting cancer from someone because you have the flu and they sneezed near you.
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for the love of SATAN, i command you to send nudes of her.
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>>734831763
fuck your gods and desicrate their rituals.
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Have her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on everyday until she dies.
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>>734832785
if she refuses make her corpse do it before you call the coroner
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SEND NUDES
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>>734832271
Not when it has metastasised.
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>>734832402

No, no it's not, that is not remotely how cancer works.
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>>734832631
Well, OP has AIDS and, since his gf's cancer is in her bladder, he could get cancer by drinking her piss.
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>>734832508
He said it's bladder cancer and it has metastasised so it's stage 4.
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Kiss her
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>>734831255

worst bullshit I've read today
modern medicine exists for a reason
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>>734830080
>start smoking ten packs a day
>tan erryday
>grill out for every meal and char the fuck out of everything
>get cancer
>die together
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Cum on her tits
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>>734833222

Op here. Consider it done.
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>>734833222
OH SHIT TRIPS
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>>734833222
I got trips OP, you have to do it
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>>734833222
nice trips and request
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>>734833222
Wow, dying together from cancer is what got trips. That's actually kind of sweet.
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>>734830643
Please anon, you're going to make me cum
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>>734830080
tits or gtfo
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Check out that berry from Queensland. Kills cancer in 48 hours they say. I shit you not. Getting your mitts on it may be another story. Also black seed oil. Google this shit.
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>>734830080
Murder suicide.
Cures all.
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>>734833222
TRIPS OF LOVE MOTERH FUKCHER
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Give us cancer nudes
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>>734836695
he doesn't need a rapist he needs help!
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