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Hey /b/ it's my birthday 22 minutes ago. I just turned

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Hey /b/

it's my birthday 22 minutes ago.

I just turned 20.

Wanna wish me happy bday? It could be another chance at being a normal, happier person with better social ambition.

If it makes a difference, i'm femanon.
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>>734823379
Can you buy me a steam game? OP?
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>>734823379
You know the rules
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>>734823379
Happy Birthday.

I'm the same and I don't care any more. Stop seeking attention for yourself and try to give more attention to others. It'll make you a little happier.
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>>734823379
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>>734823379
Happy birthday faggot
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>>734823379
Tits with timestamp then ask again
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>>734823379
First of why even mention your sex?

Second you can always change for the better, dont give up.

Third happy birthyday OP.
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20 vueltas alrededor del Sol! Happy bday!
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>>734823445
I'm kinda poor, I totally would but I just spent a little extra cash on myself recently for a birthday gift.

I'm sorry, anon.

>>734823648
I agree. I'm not doing this for any real reason.
I think it actually makes a huge difference in a person's happiness, but you can't really tell someone to start doing that- they just won't want to, until they want to.

>>734824048
Because if I don't mention my sex then anons will start assuming things based on the idea of me being a male. For example, "wow op I bet you like men." You guys really like to initiate penis conversations.


And I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not looking to change for the better. What makes you think I was projecting? I said this is a chance for YOU people to be normal by wishing someone happy birthday without talking about traps.
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>>734823379
Well I wasn't gonna reply but since you're a femanon that does make a difference...

Tits or gtfo
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>>734823445
What is your fucking problem?
It's HER birthday, NOT yours.
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>>734824666
Devil demands it!
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>>734824642
Wow OP, I bet you like women.
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>>734824811
dubs demands that the devil demands it.

devil doesn't like following orders especially from lowly dubs. devil does exact opposite.

so it doesn't happen.
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>>734823379
Happy Birthday anon!
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>>734824666
Hail Satan
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TITS OR GTFO YOU BITCH NIGGER
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>>734825034
this is a reversal of that
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tits or gtfo
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how the fuck are you going to mention that you're a femanon and blatantly shit on the FUCKING RULES tits or get the fuck out of here and happy birthday idiot
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>>734823379
>If it makes a difference, i'm femanon.
well since you brought it up .. tits or gtfo
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>>734823379
Tits+TimeStamp or GTFO
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>>734823379
Look OP... We all know you're just a useless piece of shit.

Just stop trying to attention whore yourself.

Show us your tits and timestamp and we may consider listening further.
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Recently turned 20 myself and in pretty much the same boat.

Happy birthday OP have a great day.
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Happy birthday you bastard. Just remember, fuck what other people think about you. They are just cunts that only care for themselves. They can all suck yo dick!
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>>734823379
FUCK YOU BITCH I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS PURE SHIT AND MAKES YOU HATE LIFE.
Also I hope your cake gets dropped.
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>>734823379
Menanon here

Internet culture is retarded.
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>>734823379

Don't you know where the fuck you are?
Tits or gtfo.
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>>734823379

I'll let Buzzy, my cat, do the talking.
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Happy Birthday OP!
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Happy birthday.
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>>734823379
happy birthday fellow femanon :D
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>>734825034
The fuck are you on about? The trip 6's made the devil demand it.

The dubs were not an order to the devil but a recognition of the fact he had demanded it.

What fucking planet are you on?
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>>734827015
Anyway, trips and no delivery, abandon thread time.
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You'll get a happy cuckday when I get tits, until then,gtfo
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>>734824642
>Because if I don't mention my sex then anons will

This is b, it's gonna happen anyway

TITS OR GTFO
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Happy Birthday, whoever and wherever you are.

Now is time be an adult, you no longer are a teenager.

I'm turning 21 this July.
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>>734823379
Tits or gtfo
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Happy birthday!
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>>734823379
happy birday lady!
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>>734823379
happy borday mate
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>>734823379
Happy Birthday
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I'm also a femanon, since someone got trips asking for your tits, you should do it.
Doubt anyone would get trips again, so I'm safe.
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Happy birthday anon
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happy birthday , hope life gets better for both of us
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>>734823379
Happy birthday anon. I hope you have a great day.
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>>734823379
happy bday from germany :)
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>>734823379
no difference. Happy Birthday! I hope your future has install for you all that you dream and desire, and that it surprises you for the better at every turn.

yours sincerely,

Some /b/tard faggot

P.S here's some shit gimp artwork I did
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>>734831526
FCK NZS
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>>734823379
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO
Happy Birthday!
May each year be better than the last.
27.
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>>734831526
Hallo von Australia
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>>734831701
Happy birthday, anon.
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>>734823379
Happy bday anon. Hope you have a good bday. Any fun plans?

>>734828817
Its the ops bday, you need to post your tits for her as a presant. Do it or gtfo
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>>734823379

This Jeremy Davies looking cunt annoys me. What could she possibly be laughing about during a fire that's destroying someone's property?
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>>734823379
If you are using a supposed vag to garner positive attention on /b/ you are too far gone.You will never be a normal happy person.You are fucked.
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>>734823379
if you were to be murdered would you consider it your fault for allowing your death to hurt your murderer's mental/spiritual health?
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>>734823379

Happy Birthday anon :)
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>>734828817
That's not how it works faggot also tits or gtfo
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>>734832587
gosh don't you think that's a bit harsh mate? It's his or her birthday. I don't give a fuck what gender they are. Even if OP is a man and using "vag" to get more attention, it may be due to him having social and psychological/self esteem issues that has warranted this kind of posting behaviour. If you are a man OP. Just know i would've wished you a happy birthday if you posted as yourself. A birthday is a birthday but you should check your faggotry if such is the case.
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>>734832984
I agree with this right here.
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