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hey /b/ros, I have a simple request.

would someone here mind helping out a bro who hasn't eaten in the last few days?

all of my money from my check went straight to rent and bills and I couldn't afford to get any food for myself other than a few packs of ramen that my room mate decided he could eat while I was at work.

all I'm asking for is a few dollars so that I can buy more ramen or bread, honestly anything.

I hate to ask, I'm an adult and I should be able to take care of myself, but it seems like no matter how hard I try to get ahead, I always end up getting crushed back down by reality.

if you're willing to help out a bro who has fallen on hard times, my PayPal is [email protected]

thank you so much.

tits for attention
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ill give you $10 if you can prove you need it
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>>734820264

how can I prove I need it?

and I don't even need $10. literally $2 is enough for a box of ramen
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bump.
just trying to get some money for food.
hoping for a generous anon who can spare a few bucks.
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get a better job faggot.
stop begging on 4chan for money and kill yourself
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check your paypal
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>>734821019
nice name op had a friend with the exact name but he doesn't get on skype anymore
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>>734821096

Skype is for faggots.

get discord
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>>734821019

thank you. I appreciate it.
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kill yourself op
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Check neighbors trash instead of begging.
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>>734821096

the fuck. do you have me on Skype?
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>>734821642

I don't live in a neighborhood where digging in trash is going to be worth while.
I'd probably get shot
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How is it that you have a job AND a roommate and you still can't afford food?
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>>734820050
write dumpster slut on your tits and ill send you 5 bucks op
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>>734821878
I'm a guy and I don't have tits.
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>>734821856

I work in retail and recently everyone's hours have been getting cut, which is why I'm in the process of finding a new job.

I don't make the most money in the world, and it doesn't help that when I do buy food, my room mate sneaks it or she waits for it to sit in the fridge for a few days and then she eats it and claims she threw it away because it was molding.

this last paycheck went straight to rent and utilities, I had about $10 left over and that went to bus fare.
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begging for money is literally one of the last things I want to do. but I'm pretty fucking desperate
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you're pathetic op.
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>>734822518

I know.
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I wouldn't come on here and beg for money if I weren't absolutely desperate for some cash.

I just want to get food. that's it. I have two weeks until I get my next check and then hopefully ill be a bit more stable financially.
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sucks to suck op. be less of a cry baby
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>>734823151

I'm not notching or whining, I'm asking for help.

we've all been in situations where we are desperate and need help from someone around us.

every single time I have an opportunity to help someone I take it, you never know when you might be in their shoes and be the person needing help.
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>>734823474
bitching*

I'm on my phone.
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>>734820050

Does coke count as bills?
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>>734823474

sounds to me like ur a cuck
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Sell your phone for food money.
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who's the chick?
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Op just go to a place that donates food they have them everywhere jesus this stuff is there for you go get it and quit begging
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>>734823711

my phone is literally my only way to communicate with people + I need it for work.

I don't have a computer or even a tv. just my phone.
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Honestly in my opinion you are not pathetic, everyone can need some help sometimes.
That being sad, I don't trust you completely.
If your roommate steals food that you really, really need, why still keep it in the flat? Why don't you buy new stuff every other day?
One guy above asked for proof; but you did not deliver. Why wouldn't you just send a picture of your empty fridge with a timestamp, a more detailed explanation of your spendings or something else.
I want to help, I really do.
But I'm pretty broke myself and I was tricked way to often to just believe someone.
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>>734823759

where I live they have an income bracket system and because I average $800 a month I don't fit into their program.

I've tried before and they never accept me.
I've also applied for food stamps but I've been denied twice.
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what do you do as a job OP
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I just threw away all but 2 slices of pizza. Too much cheese. Fuck Dominos. I always feel guilty throwing food away. But no choice. Ask your neighbors they will hook you up
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I hear alot of fucking excuses.
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my neighbors always hook me up! nicest muzzies evar!
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>>734820050
Search Random Acts of Pizza.
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>>734820050
if you're so fucking poor faggot how do you have internet
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>>734823972


I asked how to prove it to him.

my flatmate only recently started stealing my food. usually ill have ramen packets or bread sitting in the kitchen or my room and I'd expect her not to take it Cause its my food, but as it turns out I was wrong.

every month I have to spend money on rent, which Is $500 between the two of us, electric which is about $200 which we split, gas which is super cheap and then water which is like $60. then I have to pay my phone bill which is 30ish
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>>734824383
this guy is onto something, OP go fucking kill yourself faggot fucking nigger jew and livestream it so we can watch.
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>>734823474
make a gofund me on facebook u fucking faggot losers
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>>734824573
eh I gave him $2 because I had it
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>>734823688
Well dr. Pepper really tastes like shit
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>>734824603
kill yourself faggot jew
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>>734824573
4g on my phone is all the internet I have
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>>734824676
still kill yourself faggot
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>>734824019

I work in the freight department in retail. unloading trucks and bringing merchandise out to the floor.
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>>734824766
move in with your parents if you're so desperate?
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>>734824674
im not the one begging for money on the fucking internet eat bleach
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>>734824676
I really wanna help, man. New anon here.
I just don't know. There's a lot of bad greedy people here.
post fridge with timestamp? I can maybe send 3-4 dollars. I don't have much.
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>>734824676
Tell your roommate to make a pic of your boipucci post it here and i'll give you 1000$
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>>734823727

ex girlfriend from a while ago.

all oc
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>>734824766
I think the bigger question is why would you expect help from ANYBODY on 4chan
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>>734824812

my mom lives on the other side of the US.
I'm in NV she's in FL

I haven't been desperate for money for long. just these last three weeks.
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>>734824873

I don't EXPECT help from anyone on here.
I was being hopeful that someone would be generous and be willing to spare some cash so that I could eat and not starve.
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>>734824829
Bumping this
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>>734824829
Second this. Empty fridge with timestamp and I'll donate a small amount.
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i would just ask mates for some cash...
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yeah pls
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>>734820391
File for food stamps fag
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Op tell me the name of girl in your pics and I'll send you money
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So for future reference what's the best way to pay these poor fags while keeping aonimoness
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>>734824860
Who is she? Ca?
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light is burned out in the kitchen so here's the best I can do.

leaves are remnants of a fucking plant the dumb bitch was keeping in the fridge but she still hasn't cleaned it up.
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>>734825390


her name is Anna Hollmann.

like I said, she's an ex. all oc
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Kill your roommate and eat her corpse
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Since op failed to upload a picture of his fridge despite being asked to do so 3 or 4 times,
Because despite being this broke for 3 weeks he still didn't manage to stop his roommate from stealing his food,
And never delivered actual proof,
I guess we can assume that he's a swindler?
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>>734825996

honestly have thought about it. I hate her fucking guts but she actually pays for her half of all the utilities and rent. she's never been late and tends to just stick to herself.

she's a fantastic flat mate in everyway except she eats my food.
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>>734826031
Nvm picture posted while typing
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Eat her pussy then
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>>734826095
How did you meet her? Have you tried eating her food? Box her.
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>>734826186

she was a friend of a friend who was beaten by her boyfriend at the time. she was looking for a place to live where she would be safe.
I needed a new place to live and a room mate, her and I got together and got a place.
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do have any thing you can trade like skins on csgo and the like?
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>>734826465

I don't have a computer. I sold it a while ago.
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>>734820050
niggas out here begging from money when they got internet and have a pc smh
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>>734826565

if you actually read the thread I don't have a pc or internet.
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>>734820050
Can afford a smartphone and data, but can't buy a pack of noodles.

Gtfo
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>>734826031
lol

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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her face is no where near as attractive as her body. I'm sorry to disappoint everyone who was interested in seeing more of my ex.
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>>734826743
jeeeesus man you're not kidding
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>>734826680

basic $50 smart phone I bought months ago.
phone bill is $30 a month.
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>>734826801

yeeeaaahhh.
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>>734826810
so quit paying it, beg family,lift honestly its not that hard grab some food eat it in store idk man dumpster dive
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>>734820050
Check your Paypal OP, Im not rich either so make the most
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IMO your ex is really really cute^^
Anyway, send youa couple of bucks, and when i have some money left at the end of the month i will send you some more.
God bless you and better luck in your future.
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>>734826940

I need my phone for work.
without my phone I won't have a job
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>>734826874
>>734826743

Please stop sending pictures of her face for crying out loud anon
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>>734826874
shes got some bang ass tits tho
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so this one time she stuck a goat horn in her pussy.

I think she was feeling... horny.

badumtiss
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>>734827135
Love it.
Have a thing for that build with ok face
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>>734822258


>she?

post her face, then I will give you $30
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>>734827135
Was this poasted by OP?
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>>734824829
Don't bother. My fridge is full of rotten food.
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>>734827252
yep. it was.
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>>734820050
Ok, I know it sucks, but when you're this hard out of food, go to your local food bank. It's there for a reason.
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>>734827208
if you insist.
I don't expect you to give me $30 but its worth a shot.
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>>734827409
>inb4 "muh pride"
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>>734827344
Fuck it... I love puns. I'll donate whatever I can... Depends on what's in my bank... I think I've got like a buck left, but that's a brick of ramen,
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>>734820773
Sauce that nude.
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>>734827496
ex girlfriend.

all oc
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>>734827208

this is her without makeup.
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I think I have one more picture of my ex
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Why have you guy broke up?
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>>734827135
nice pun
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>>734827736
she had a problem with commitment, I didn't want to live in Florida anymore. we split up and I moved across the country.

she's hit me up a few times since we split, but I'm not interested in her anymore.
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>>734827790

thank you. I tried.
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here's another one.
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>>734827429

fuck, she's ugly dude,
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>>734825041
It takes more than 2 weeks to starve. I usually dont eat anyithing 2-3 days before my paycheck cause i run out of money.
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>>734827252
>>734827135
There... Because I love puns I donated the dollar I had. I would've done 2 but I couldn't afford the damn fee. I'm broke too anon. Luckilly I have food in my fridge, so I figured I get payed soon, may as well help a /b/rother out the only way I could.
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>>734825809
and btw i dont even have a fraking fridge...
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>>734828071

believe me, I know. she tried making a move on me once but I have way more self respect than that.
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>>734820050
WARNING. THIS GUY IS A PANHANDLING SCAMMER

Getting evicted and begging in 2016
the b archive . com /b/ thread /
697119684

Evicted and having to put his dog down in 2017
archived . moe / b / thread / 730786123
all h t t p s
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>>734824959
702?
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>>734828078
That's super unhealthy dude. Bad on the organs.
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>>734828208
yup. in hendo
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>>734827822
You are nuts. But so am I. I have some hot ex gfs madly into me. No interested though.
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>>734828183

I mean. that was all true?

begging for cash at times doesn't really make you a scammer?
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final picture of my ex.
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>>734828183
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/697119684

https://archived.moe/b/thread/730786123

There's also a paste bin document with his email in referring to a scamming spree

Go to paste bin
thread aRSX1RW1
Apparently real name Alex Pezanetti
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>>734828306

its kind of hard to be into someone when everything's going to shit around you, lol.

then again, she also had a stanky pussy. ughhh
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>>734828327
keep begging, and begging, and begging, and have email identified in a scam?
>>734828486

Goes to show normal activity. Up to you if you want to throw your hard-earned cash at someone who does this regularly
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>>734828486

yeah which everyone can see my real name on my PayPal. lol.

the so called scamming spree is bs tho.
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>>734828213
Fasting isn't bad for your organs. Though it does depend on what you eat when you're not fasted. Ketones provide plenty of nutrition and energy for long periods of time after glycogen reserves are used.

>>734828441
Again. 702? I don't give away money but I live in NV an will give away food.
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>>734828612
yeah. I live in Henderson. near the galleria mall
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>>734828605
>the so called scamming spree is bs tho.
Of course it is

I couldn't get into Hackforums to get the details

Also, what are you posting on?
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>>734828612
I'll inbox the email in the OP and can meet you sometime soon and drop off some ramen. It's hard to get help here.
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>>734828740

gave my account away to some dude cause he promised to pay me for it, he scammed people for gift cards under my account name, group of people targeted me cause it was my account, I cleared it up with the owner of HF and the police which took me in for questioning.
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>>734828808
thank you man. i would really appreciate that.
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>>734828605
Or is your name Jaden Richardson?

http://supforums.com/thread/730791178/miscellaneous/doubt-this-will-get-any-attention-but-i-figured-it.html

Because honest people begging don't feel the needs for pseudonyms
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>>734828991

I actually just saw that too.
but if you look at that entire thread it looks like its a rip of one of my other threads but with names added
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>>734828858
Of course you did.

>Honest officer, it wasn't me, I just gave my account away to this guy I met in the internet. Yes, that;s right. My email account. The one I use to communicate with everyone.

Try harder, scammer
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>>734829071
>but if you look at that entire thread it looks like its a rip of one of my other threads but with names added
Or just lazy copypasta on your part. because if it gave your email, you get the money.

I come across people on the street, begging who when I offer them something, they say "Oh, no...it's for that guy over there". Happens all the time.
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How much you got so far?
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>>734829105

not my email account, my hack forums account, I gave it to an internet friend so he could make money with a trusted account and then buy my account from me.
and besides, [email protected] isn't even an email I actively use anymore. its just my PayPal email at this point.

I mean, tbh I don't care whether you believe me or not. I had enough awesome people toss me some cash so now I can actually eat until my next pay check.

so thank you to all of you who have helped me out. <3
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OP, what do you normally eat that goes bad to where your roommate could say it molds?
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>>734829225

well I mean, the entire thread is exactly the same as the actual 4chan thread someone else linked to earlier.

plus at the bottom of that supforums site there are a ton of other /b/ related threads.
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>>734829272
>I mean, tbh I don't care whether you believe me or not. I had enough gullible people toss me some cash so now I can actually put it with the rest in my bank
FTFY.
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>>734829254
$25 which I'm going to spend on groceries tomorrow once I get home from work.
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>>734829323

apparently ramen covered and left in a pot in the fridge for a few hours "is bad"
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>>734829272

Man, it sounds like you got a lot. I could use a sandwich myself. Mind if I request some bread?

Comin' from i**a*[email protected]
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>>734829440
Are you OP? And you eat ramen every day, even leaving leftovers?
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>>734829452
>i**
You got stars in the email?
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>>734829642

Nah man, just don't want shit flyin into my inbox
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since I have so much money in my bank account. you know. a whole 93 cents.
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>>734829708
So you want OP to send you something, but you don't want to give him your email in case you get spam?
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>>734829708
Then how am I supposed to send you money?
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>>734829594

no. that wasn't op.

I usually eat sandwiches or eggs or tuna from a can.

literally whatever is cheapest and works.

my room mate eats and throws away shit at random.
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>>734829860
No, not that account. the other one. The one with all the money in
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>>734829928

I login to paypal and request money.
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>>734829976

ah shit. you caught me. I have a bunch of checking accounts.

I knew I couldn't get anything past you, detective.
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>>734830012

scammer!
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>>734829939
Well, see, you're fucking up. Eggs and sandwich meat CAN go bad. Get you a 20 pound bag of rice for $10 and cook that shit up for months to come. Rice won't go bad so your roomate has no excuses.

If they still steal it, then just hide the food.
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>>734830367

where in the FUCK do they sell 20 pounds for $10?
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>>734830337

Ah shit, you got me.

*snaps fingers*
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Ffs, get yourself a better job.

What's your level of education and how old are you?
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>>734830461

high school graduate and I'm 22.
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>>734830426
Walmart.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Long-Grain-Enriched-Rice-20-Lb/10315883
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>>734830426
Wal-Mart usually
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>>734830572
what in the fuck. how have I not seen that before
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>>734828213
Not like i have a choice i dont eat cause i dont have money to do so :D
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>>734830650
Beans too (about 2x more, but still very cheap) , and you can usually get mixed vegetables (about 1.5x more, still very cheap)

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Mixed-Vegetables-15-Oz/10315951

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Pinto-Beans-8-Lb/10314949
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>>734830803
I still dont beg here for money though
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>>734820050
It's true watches at $ 0?
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>>734831025
Wtf is this spam shit in every thread
?
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>>734830838
Fuckin amerifags a shit load of things is dirt cheap and you make much more money. The world is so fucked up place...
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>>734831068
What are you saying??
>>
Why don't you guys try this:
Buy some onions potatoes along with a glass of instant broth.
Just chop some onions and potatoes and let them cook in broth.
Cheap, fast and at least a minimum of nutrients.
Helped me big time when I had no money
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>>734831105
I am saying that 20 lbs rice i could never buy for 20$ worth of money in my country there are no coupon actions like in america (maybe 10-20% no more), and i make like 800$ a month and that is not even bad pay in this country my apartment costs like 500$ gas is like 5 times expensive how is that fucking fair???
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>>734820050
Post screencap of bank balances.
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>>734831445
already did.
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>>734831368
May I ask where you live?

Honestly, that really sucks for you. I don't usually take notice how fucked up the world is outside of the US. There's so many movements to improve internally because we're so self-centered, but even I personally never really concern myself with the welfare of people outside of the country. I hope some day everything could be better. Best of luck to you wherever you are.
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>>734831368
and what you do with whealth and good life YOU FUCK IT UP, i think you dont deserve what you have. You guys have woted into office a retarded pompus idiot, who dose not knows the meaning of diplomacy and why because he said retarded thing and you are starting to be afraid that more ppl will realise in the world that you dont deserve the shit you have, cause it is just wasted on you redneck hill billy idiots.
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>>734820050
Yo. Go panhandle at the supermarket or at a shopping plaza. Gtf outta here with this stupid bullshit. Starve to death before returning.
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>>734831782
Thanks but will never get better because of the bone headed moruns in this country.
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>>734831803
Just to say, not all of us voted for Trump in office. In fact, most of us didn't.

Also, most of us aren't rednecks :l
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Suck cock for a nickel op! You'll be doing what u normally do and be able to buy that cheeseburger in no time!
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>>734827019
If you needed a phone for work, they would provide one.
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>>734827596
how old is she ?
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>>734832026
old enough
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>>734827019
post pizza
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Also, if OP is still here, there's a bunch of ways to get free food from places if you're going hungry. There are food pantries where I live. Definitely look them up, I think they may allow anyone to get stuff regardless of having some form of proof that you're poor.

There's also plenty of places that give you free stuff on signing up or on your 'birthday.' You can put your birthday on the next day and print out a coupon for a free burger/sandwich/meal at a place. Many of them don't ask for proof.
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>>734827429
>she eats your food

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