Can we get some That Kid stories in this thread? >that fat

>>734810100
For some reason they all had that same haircut.

Wonder if its because it took the barbers the least amount of time so they could be away from the glue-eating snot machines.

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>that kid who asked to borrow your Nintendo DS games and got them taken up by the teacher.
>your parents whooped your ass for losing it.
>[spoiler]that kid was me[/spoiler]

>that one kid that would pee at a urinal with his pants around his ankles

Like what the fuck?

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>>734810548
>feels good man

>that kid who every one chucked pennies at in the hall(girl in my school we called her penny whore)

We played wall ball at my elementary (throw the ball at the wall, see who can catch it, repeat). There was this kid named Lee and he would stand there at the wall and ask to get the ball thrown at him whilst autistically screaming.

>>734810976
I only did it one time and it was a quarter*

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>that kid who said you could go to the moon in San Andreas if you rode all the way up with the jetpack and shoot some ayys.
I actually believed you, Kelvin you lying cunt.

>>734811409
Were his brothers named Fahrenheit and Celsius?

>that good kid who plugged the sink drains and let the taps run
what the fuck, kid

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>be me
>10th grade
>have pe and most of my classes with this kid i'm gonna refer to as zit
>now I don't know what exactly was wrong with him, but he was definitely retarded
>he was also albino and obese, you get they idea
>looked like something you'd see under a bridge
>i normally try and be nice to everyone, especially retarded kids
>but this fucking kid
>zit
>he was an asshole
>he somehow thought he was better than everyone else
>made fun of me especially
>annoying as fuck in general
>never shuts the fuck up
>i wouldn't care if someone ran over his throat with an 18 wheeler
>bet his parents wouldn't either
>be in pe
>be chilln playing hacky sack with jamal
>jamals nigger strength causes the hacky sack to fly across the gym
>zit picks it up
>uhohspaghettios.jpg
>he went and sat on the bench
>refused to give it back
>me and jamal confront him
>he refuses to give it back
>calls us strange tard insults
>"bull ass"
>"mother shit"
>it was like he was trying to curse but couldn't figure it out
>he says he'll give it back if i give him 5 dollars
>fuck no
>had enough of his shit
>"i bet it was a sorry day for your parents when they saw they're autistic slimey shithead of a son crawl out of the abortion bucket"
>everyones dead silent
>he just gives me hacky sack
>think i saw him crying
>tfw

>>734810548
Never got why anyone would do this,
your letting you clothes touch a public toilets floor, school toilets just as dirty and the fact that your so open to an attack and at a dis advantage with your pants at your ancles

Caught with your pants around your ancles - someone must have been killed in this circumstance for that saying to stick around

>>734810400
Usually the parents cut the hair. Can't afford to go to the barber some times man.

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>that white kid who committed to speaking with a British accent for the whole day

once bought two fruit roll ups at the lunch line and got creative in making a penis with them. started to wave it at the girl right next to me while the kids who saw it chuckled at it. im all like "touch it! touch it! lol" and the girl got up and told the teacher.
got my arm dragged to the office and just started eating the rest of the candy and the teacher looked back and told me not to eat it. had to explain what i did to some guidance councilor with my mouth full while the teacher kept saying not to eat the rest of my fruit roll up that i bought with my own fucking money and did some no recess time.

>>734811707
Ohhh man, that shit bugged the fuck out of me. I don't know why, it just did.

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>>734811773
>bull ass
>mother shit
Truly a master vocabulary.

>>734811773
Well now, you seem to have your wits about you

>That kid who threw his lunch food in the toilet because he didn't like it and also did not flush

>>734811983
Go fuck yourself anon. Fuck yourself with a knife.

IT WAS LESS THAN ONE FUCKONG DAY YOU CUNT AND YOU NEVER LET IT FUCKING GO!!

>That kid that used to get jipp quite a bit and one time you stood up for him but years later found out he went and killed himself.

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>that kid who printed out DBZ and Sailor Moom hentai and brought it to school to show off.

>>734811983
Holy shit, i thought it was just this kid in my class lmao

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>>734810100
>That gay kid who offered blowjobs for $5-$10 in the bathrooms.

>>734814779
did he suck ur dick?

that kid that was annoying as fuck and got bullied often, but that you kinda felt sad for.

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>>734815002
>did he suck ur dick?
nah, but he did offer it to me, but for $5? nah.

>>734811816
Are you the stupidest man alive?

>That kid who stole his best friends sisters underwear

>>734815546
Do go on

>>734813301
I also want to hear more of this

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>>734815909
>That kid who stole his best friends sisters underwear
That kid got expelled from our school. fuck you jimmy.

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>>734810548
>4th grade
>go to use bathroom
>see the autistic kid with his pants around his ankles
>yell at other kids in the class to come look (the classroom was connected to the bathroom and the bathroom was unisex)
>the whole class is laughing at the kid
>autismo gets put on suicide watch

>>734811816
jesus im glad i never went to a school where i had to worry about getting my as raped by 12 year olds while taking a piss

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In 10th grade, i had this classmate. Let's call him Richard. Richard is 16 y/o,dresses like he is 6 (always using those GAP t-shirts and cargo shorts) and has strange acts of autism most of the time. He is awkward to girls and cant look anyone in the eyes. Class sees Richard has the class baby.He is rich as hell. I was sorry for the guy, but on the 2nd trimester he started acting like a douchebag with a really big ego. Forgot to mention he was a computer addict and the teachers always called him over to try to fix the computer, knowing most of the time it was a connection problem(he could never "fix" anything else). Everyone was afraid of speaking up but me. I started roasting him everytime he acted like a douchebag. He could beber find words to fight back, but he tried. Created a big tension between.me and him. Recently, Richard called me Miss "(my name)" on my back. My friends told me. Im an amatuer wrestler with knowledge of other fighting styles and i have notable strenght and big body, even though im not very tall. Told him if i catch him outside school, he will be face planted on the fucking concrete(not that i was insulted, was just the fact that he is an autistic shitbag and has the audacity to insult me). He tried to scare me off, telling my.friends he punched a guy and cracked open his head(believable story). He saw it didnt work and now always has lunch in another place ever since just to run away from me. I wasnt actually going to hurt him, i was just gonna give him a life lesson. Fun note: he won a minecraft "build a satelite" competitivo an got só much crédito that my school posted that on facebook, even though he was a 16 y/o competing against 7/os. His satelite was shit btw.

>>734815909
does it count as stealing if you put them back in her hamper after you came in them?

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>>734815546
>Do go on

Ask and thy shall be given!
>be me
>be in 7th grade.
>this kid was gay, or a trap, couldnt tell.
>he walks up to me at my locker
>says "meet my in the bathroom"
>goes to restroom.
>kids pants around ankle
>mfw
>says "if you want, i can suck yours"
>me: nah, im good. and fuck this!
>runs down the hall to class and try to avoid eye contact.
>get sent to office for being tardy.
>kid is there.
>fuck.

That kid who would throw pinecones at girls during recess.

>>734816926
That kid was alpha as fuck>>734816926

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>>734816926
>That kid who would throw pinecones at girls during recess.

That was me...im a dick

who else is loving this thread?

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>>734816054
Not much to tell anon. It was the early 2000s when anime was booming and the internet wasn't as widespread. Some kid said there were pictures of Goku having sex with Sailor Moon qnd shit and he would bring the porn the next day to show us ans blow our little minds.

>that fat kid who was slower than everyone and would always call time out when cornered during tag

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>>734817258
That kid will kill us all when he gets the chance...

>the one fat kid that everyone slapped in the back of his neck for the popping sound

>>734817477
Holy shit i had a fat black friend who had neck folds and he would get super triggered when you slap them

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>that friend who only came to your house to eat your food and play your video games.
>mfw that was me.

>>734810100
Looks like my friend from when I was younger. God I miss sucking that fags cock.

>>734817653
I was also that friend

>>734817653
>>734817784

Fuck you both, there was a kid who'd always eat my pizza when he knew I was getting it after school

>that black friend who let you be racist

>Group of kids pick up broken glass
>start slicing eachother
> makes everything stricter for the next incoming classes
>tfw private school
>tfw no face

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>>734818018
>that black kid who you thought you were cool with and called nigga once and he got mad.

>>734811816
That saying refers to sex you degenerate

>>734818210
Kek all of my black friends let me say nigger and let me call them niggers

>>734818210
Kek I love this one. MAYNE WAT DUH FUK YU JUS SAY?

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>>734818006
Maybe I wouldn't keep coming to your house if you didn't have such a nice pantry full of snack foods, good taste in vidya, and cute kittens to pet, Abraham.

>growing up as the kid without a pantry full of hostess pastries and other snacks

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>that kid that threw wet toilet paper on the walls of ceiling of bathrooms
>that kid that misses the urinals
>that kid that breaks the urinals
>that kid that broke off the doors for the stalls
>that kid that would take a shit in the doorless stalls

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>>734818210
>be in a mixed group in early high school
>few blacks, few mexicans, few Asians even
>I was the only white guy
>constant banter, "ayo fix my laptop man" "jamal you didn't steal anything today did you?" "jose have your Abuela make me a burrito that shit is so cash"
>I only sometimes join in, avoiding most racist banter and instead opting for dark humor which they found hilarious
>one day greet them like "Ayy whassup my niggas?"
>absolute silence
>ohfuck.jpeg
>What did you say anon?
>after several seconds of this they start cackling and slap me on the back, saying they were just fucking with me
I was fucking terrified

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>>734818304
>"h-hey man chill Jamarcus-
>"CH-CHILL DUDE I DIDN'T KNOW!"

>>734818709
>that kid that would take a shit in the doorless stall

Do not fuck with this kid

>that kid whose mom kissed you goodnight
>on the lips

>>734811983
Fucking Jesse is a piece of shit

>That kid that ran to lunch/through the halls like naruto.

>That kid that wore all black and gave off school shooter vibes

>That kid that discussed 4chan memes out loud to seem edgy while you sit in the corner in disgust.

>That wigger kid that everyone hates

>That kid whose whole idenity is being a bad kid and talking back to the teacher

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>>734819303
>That kid that discussed 4chan memes out loud to seem edgy while you sit in the corner in disgust.
That was me sorry. It was just so exciting being a little newfag. I miss them days.

>>734819021
I had a friend whose mom did this. Also would change with her door open when I was over and once she let me see her tits

>>734819524
God yeah. I presented an /a/ powerpoint like a little spergy.

>>734819524
>>734819619
I just remember the school shooter kid talking about it with the landwhale girl and now whenever someone claims to be a girl on here I think of her.

>>734819619
Oh good god that is so cringey. What was the teacher/class reaction to this?

>>734819021
Bullshit no ones mom would do this out of fear of ending up on the predator list.

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>>734819619
>>734819803
>mfw I would parrot shitty /v/ and /b/ memes aloud with the faggot emos and weabs.
I JUST WANTED TO BE COOL

lol do we know the same kid? His mom did this all the time. I would beg my parents to sleep over at this kids house just to gawk at his mom. She use to walk around in her robe and you could see her bush and tit when she was walking around. Turned out the kids dad was gay and this woman wasn't getting fucked. Jordan your mom had the best bush I've ever seen

>>734819855
The teacher had mercy on my sorry ass. Gave me a 100% with no additional notes and never mentioned it again. The class was appalled by the hentai slide.

>>734819922
Back then I wouldn't have wanted anyone to know I was on 4chan. This was the height of pedo's running rampant and animal gore too. Can't imagine someones reaction if they knew I came on here with that shit posted.

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>flashback to grade 6
>in social studies class
>group projects, working with 5 a group
>one kid goes to bathroom
>comes back looking like he's seen a ghost
>whispers to other group member
>then this kid goes to the bathroom
>mynamejeff.jpeg
>eventually every guy in the class takes his turn
>my friend tells me "Anon, you have to go to the bathroom, check the 3rd stall"
>I walk on over to the bathroom
>creak open the stall door to find the largest anaconda looking turd I've ever seen
>this fucking shit is coiled around the toilet bowl almost twice
>activates all five of the senses, can taste shit in the air
>everyone wants to save this masterpiece
>tard kid finds out about the national treasure
>autisimo ends up flushing the behemoth
>haven't seen a turd like it since

>>734820031
This shit is so funny. Wish you thought to record the class's reaction for some reason. Would have been great on a cringe core video.

Well she didn't care. Like a 10 year old me was gonna rat on her.

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>>734820031
>hentai slide
Now you have to fucking tell us you little faggot.

>>734819981
Nah, never saw any bush. Wasn't super hot but I liked to look at her tits.

>>734820169
The bullet points as I remember them:
-Trap
-Futa
-Furry
-Loli
-Shota
And some others I've forgotten with time. Really fucking bad. My descriptions weren't grueling, but it was pretty vivid.

>that kid with ADHD you asked every morning if he took his pill and if the answer was no you knew it was going to be an intresting day.

>that kid who thinks it will be halarious to give fake names when there is a substitute teacher

>that kid who chews erasers then proceeds to throw the little chunks at people.

>that kid who is going to the bathroom and sees a friend in another class and starts doing autistic shit in the hallway.

I could go on and on...

>>734810548
Oh shit, I was that kid for one day in early grade school.

>>734820459
Dude come on you are trolling us. There is no fucking way you did a powerpoint on this shit and didn't get expelled. What in the possible fuck could you have expanded on these topics?

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>>734820459
What the ever loving christ where you fucking thinking holy shit.

>>734811983
>one day
I had one who spoke with a British accent for the entire 7 years I knew him. 2nd through 8th grade. He was not British. He had never left the United States. Both of his parents were American.

But he wore a fucking suit, carried an umbrella, and spoke with a British accent every day for seven years, and probably still is.

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Not sure how much this belongs here, but I just feel like sharing.

> Freshmen year of highschool
> shy as fuck and am a socially retarded
> become friends with neck beard in training
> eats ketchup with a fork
> wore a leather trench coat to school
> Pretended to have a British accent for like a month, would get pissed if I called him out on it
> While we were waiting in the lunch line one day, he casually whips out his phone and shows me Pokémon hentai
> While I was over at his house one time and on his laptop, I saw his recent search history, it was all really weird specific porn, to this day I do not know what the fuck Hawaiian porn is supposed to be
> he regularly bought hentai-esk games on steam
> he was about the size of a yoga ball, fucking massive considering he was a freshman, and he just kept on getting bigger
> his family was super religious and one time tried to convert me to Christianity when I spent the night at his house

I was friends with this person for 3 years because nobody else would. I'd be lying if I said that I hated his guts or something, he was pretty chill most of the time and was fun to play vidya with. He was still pretty fucking weird and I'm happy that I've sorta lost contact with him though.

>>734820486
I loved doing stupid shit in the bathroom. Got older and realized the poor janitor must hate his life so I stopped.

>>734820486
>that kid who is going to the bathroom and sees a friend in another class and starts doing autistic shit in the hallway.

That kid was literally everyone at my elementary & middle schools, including me. Public school is a strange place.

This woman was 9. The kids dad was dentist so he had a lot of money and could afford trophy wife. It came out that he was gay and nobody would go to his practice so they divorced. That moment when your primary eye candy moves away after a divorce.

>>734811665
i got a small chuckle out that

>>734820486
I had a friend named andrew and when we had a substitute we said his name is jordan and we convinced the sub he was retarded but then the teacher was gone longer than expectes so he had to keep up the act for like 3 days

>>734820486
>that kid who chews erasers then proceeds to throw the little chunks at people.
that little shit head was me

>>734820561
>>734820575
I was a sophomore and some other fag did his powerpoint on bdsm. The English teacher had a concussion halfway through the year, so a student teacher filled her place through some botched method of selection. He just did not give a shit.

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>>734813301

>>734817208
>>734820869
I did right here.

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>>734820836
holy shit this is gold

>>734815546
$5 doesn't get you much these days. Pretty good price for head. You missed out on a bargain anon

>>734810100
>That one black kid who steals everybody's girlfriends, destroys relationships, and shows up drunk and high with his clique to the school dances, causing them to be Cancelled forever

FUCK YOU PHABIEN

>>734816054
like the other Anon said it was early 2000s. rotten newgrounds and Faces of Death vhs tapes days. Stickdeath was good too if you had enough autism points

Anyway, I think what you're looking for is Dragon MoonX or some variation of it

>that kid who would squeak his shoes down the hallway disrupting everyone

>that kid who left his lunch in his locker and had to get cleaning supplies from the janitor come locker clean out

>that kid who's mom always gave him a healthy lunch and looked depressed when everyone else was munching on dunkaroos and fruit roll ups.

>>734816926
That's a fucking chad move right there. You obviously wouldn't understand, being a beta of course.

>>734820486
>that kid who thinks it will be halarious to give fake names when there is a substitute teacher

It was funny, fagit. All the guys and a few girls did this in my Grade 7 class whenever there was a sub. Harry Showerdrain, Hugh Jazz, Pepe Roni, Phill McCrackin, Jack Mehoff, Anita Hanchob.....ah the classics.

>that kid who told the substitute teacher that everyone gave fake names

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>that one kid years below you who has the audacity to knock or open the door whilst in a classroom and walk off straight afterwards

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>>734821339
>always gave my name out as Jamal.
>I'm not even black.

>>734816668

Dude we greentext for a reason. No one wants to read your wall of text.

>>734820836
Sounds awesome. Best one I had was alcoholic teacher who would always take naps in class. Kind of was a bitch when she was awake but couldn't be too pissed as she slept half the time.

>>734820486
All of these were me....

>>734820836
You glorious faggot, I salute you.

>>734818826
>itsajokebro.jpg

>>734819021
I was this kid.

Never knew people thought it was weird until a decade later.

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>>734821617
Fuck I found the picture from 6 years ago. She was always cold as fuck and slept with a blanket. Must have been those withdrawals.

>be me, kindergarten, 1986
>that kid who had the fake Smurfs lunchbag
>wouldn't believe us that it was fake, even though their Smurf hats were backwards
>constantly teased him about falling down the drain
<Bye bye, Vigali

>>734816253
>the classroom was connected to the bathrooms
>the bathrooms were unisex

Holy shit, what kind of school was that?

>>734819524
I had a friend who never came here bur was familiar with the memes...
>I used to be his partner in Spanish class...Tons of cringy skits and presentations.

>>734816668
> Im an amatuer wrestler with knowledge of other fighting styles and i have notable strenght and big body

>I watched a YouTube vid on how to punch

Ftfy

>that kid who would shoot staples with his mechanical pencil

>that kid who sprayed the whole class with fart spray before everyone piled in after lunch and was snitched out by the class so the Principle came and pulled him out of class to search him for the fart spray but didn't find it because I wasn't stupid and stepped out to give it to a buddy to hold on to

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>be me, third grade
>everyone at school super into bionicles
>spend all evening one school night making the most badass bionicle ever
>mash 3 bodies together, give him 4 working arms, 6 legs and 3 heads
>affix his magnificent heads with my most badass masks
>take him to the playground, fucking destroy everyone in bionicle battle
>masks flying off everywhere
>beat the fuck out of this weird smelly kid's basic bitch bionicle, we'll call him Derek
>Kid gets mad after losing and accidentally stomps and breaks his own bionicles mask
>bell rings, class time
>gently set super badassitude bionicle in backpack, hang near cubbies in back of class
>bored as shit, thinking about all the kids I fuckin thrashed
>lunch time, time to unleash the beast once more if any challenges remain
>look in my backpack, my shit is gone
>freak out, walk outside
>fucking derek is showing my bionicle to ppl pretending like it's his
>fuckin blind side go to swing at his face, miss and hit his neck, he goes down crying
>tell teacher he stole my shit
>he gets suspended for 3 days
>mfw I didn't get in trouble for trying to cave his skull in

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>>734822111
chekd
dem trips

>>734820600
now I'm going to go and look up some Hawaiian porn

>>734818292
>let
Beta fag detected

>>734822493
Would have done the same. Don't know what it was about those things but every commercial I saw made me want to get another.

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>be me
>sitting in maths class
>one kid watching movies the entire time
>nerdfag in front row that gets good grades
>jock that thinks failing all his classes wont matter cos "the army will take anyone"
>the loud fag squad on the side of the classroom opposite the door
>the edgy fag that has a youtoob channel with 12 subs
>the edgy chic that uploads to XVIDEOD
>the OTHER edgy chic that "tries" to hide the tiny skin-deep cuts from Suicide Attempt #73
>that one kid that thought hitlers ideas were right
>that kid that shrugs off every bad grade
>fidgetspinnerseverywhere.png
>those two girls that would sniff highlighters when they werent talking at the speed of light
>that one kid with his phone superglued to his crotch
>that one kid that thinks hes an IT wizard because the teacher asks him how to set up the projector
>the other 10 kids that know how to set up the projector but dont because its cringey watching previous kid help the teacher
>that one kid with nightcore blasting from his headphones
>that one kid thats a wannabe DJ
>that one kid that sleeps in every class
>The Down Syndrome Squad
>that one kid that sucks the teachers asshole for a good grade
>that one kid that throws pencils at the paper-thin roof
>that one kid that throws pencils at the fan
>that one kid that throws pencils at the teacher
>that one kid that makes the teacher go from Switzerland to Nazi Germany in 7 words
>that one kid playing COD on their laptop, always plugged into the wall
>that one kid thats obsessed with animals and draws them non-fucking-stop
>that one kid youre pretty sure is a furry
>that one kid that is the previous two kids combined
>the previous kid, but a girl
>that one kid that watches supernatural and has a cross necklace
>that one kid that watches doctor who
>THAT kid
>that one kid that fakes depression for attention
>that one sentient blob that plays DOTA 2 in their free time

>>734816668
greentext plz

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>>734822493
Holy fuck bionicles we're badass. I used to beg my parents to buy ne some when we were near the toys r us. I remembered the time my mom sold them to who was and still is my best friend for 50¢ each. Roy u piece of shit I want my red blue green and white bionicles back!

>>734823010
>Edgy chick that uploaded to xvideo

More

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>that kid who kept making his little sister strip nude for us whenever we came over for a sleepover.

I mean at the time it was amazing but looking back on it...

>>734823010
This is an 18+ site anon

>That kid that hit his head on trees screaming about "the voices"

>>734819303
>that kid whose whole identity is being a bad kid and talking back to the teacher

That kid died in a car wreck at my school lol (his fault, was texting and drifted off road)

>that one beta kid that would always claim he got his dick wet but never did.

>>734821857
This looks disturbingly like my mother. Like so much so I'm a little worried. New Jersey/Louisiana?

>that kid who kept shitting in the urinal

>>734818709
that was me 2nd grade

>>734823324
Kek glad I'm not the only anon who had a slight bionicle obsession.

>The customization

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>>734823454
>>734823487

Day 1
>be me
>girl in maths class calls me autistic
>enoughisenough.png
>later that night
>search up intense bloody triple fisting BDSM midget porn
>click first video i see
>girl from maths class appears
>things just got interesting
>download video and go to bed
>we have an assignment where we submit a video of us solving a maths problem
>sneak into girls locker room with usb with porno on it
>theoldswitcheroo.jpg
>later that day
>girl presents assignment
>hfw the porno opens on projector in front of entire class
>girls shocked
>teachers shocked
>depressed kid starts masturbating

That'll show em not to mess with me

>>734824096
Yea I loved them. My friend told me about his side of the story just recently and said he bought all 4 to rebuild 2 cause I had lost some arms and legs for them haha.
My parents knew I loved them so much that for Christmas both me and my bro got Gameboys adv sp's and they got me the bionicles game with it too. Shit was so cash.

>>734822749
Well by let i mean they dont give a shit i used to call them nigger whenever

>>734819303
>That kid that wore all black and gave off school shooter vibes

Combine it with Deathmetal in a way everyone could hear it (which is not a big thing when you had an old walkman back in the days) and you have me XD People rumored i had a black-list already and only waited for the right momend.

>>734824491
Man I still have my old boxes of a million Legos (some parts of which could be used on bionicles, another fucking awesome thing about them, gave my dude wings) and bionicle parts in a few bins at my mom's house. I oughta dig that shit up and reassemble my destroyer of worlds lol

>>734820655
True to the strange thing. At least it prepares you to the whole fucked up world out there. I pity those egg-shell students in their privat schools

>>734810548
Oh yeah, I remember a type of kid that would do that back in elementary.He was in 1th or 2th grade.I was in 5t.

>>734810976
Holy shit, I threw rocks and stale bread at my next door neighbor when waiting for the bus. Called her pigeon.

>>734821231
>that kid who would squeak his shoes down the hallway disrupting everyone

I did or better still do this. Good times XD

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>>734824688
Yea I too thought about the game and thought I should just download an emulator to play that bionicles game cause it was honestly a lot of fun. Idk if they still make bionicles but man were those things awesome. if only I could rebuild my bionicles dream team again

>>734811148
I would always be the one that accidentally threw the ball over the wall

>>734825059
Bionicles are dead sadly

>>734820794
year and school initials? this was done in my friend group too

>>734816688
>does it count as stealing if you put them back in her hamper after you came in them?
That's called borrowing with interest.

>>734810100
well i was that kid that made sure everyone could access porn on the school computers

>blocks by domain name
hey everyone, enter the IP address instead
>IPs blocked
hey everyone, enter the IP as a long instead, here's a program to do it
>new version of browser can't do that
well, just launch one that does, because execution isnt blocked just install
>execution of programs blocked
well well, looks like they blocked it wrong. they left office installed and if you launch via ShellExecute API from VBA, you can launch anything

that's where things were when i graduated. porn can't be stopped.

>>734824855
Agreed, dude. My uncle's kid goes to a private school (i think he's middle school-aged) and he's in for a rude awakening once he hits the real world.

He's obsessed with Minecraft & coding and that's all he fucking talks about when I go to dinner with them.

The dad is a total cuck who waited until he was going to be financially fucked to divorce his wife who never really loved him from the start because he thought he could win her back.

The only non-public school I've been to is the university I go to now, and public school definitely helped me be less of a faggot.

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>>734825169
fugg. well at least they made my childhood a little less shittier. Rip in peace bionicles
https://youtu.be/t6je5G35ypo

yeah I got a little one.
>first day of freshmen year
>classes all okay
>get to english
>sit wherever, good friend of mind right next to me.
>teacher is discussing how class will go
>talks about this big assignment due at the end of the year
>says that any form of literature can be used to write our report
>suddenly, a hand goes up.
>I felt my heart sink into my scrotum when I saw who it was
>spergy, curly haired, mr. skeltal of a child raised his hand up.
>I could see his bones
>teacher calls him
>"whats your question sperg?"
>does...
there was a pause. for me, time stood still.
>does fanfiction count?
>long drawn out "whyyy" like a whisper from me.
>friend almost slams his face on the desk, raises back up wheezing
>I had the slight feeling my teacher knew what fanfiction was, because his face looked shocked for a split second, and he shook his head in disbelief.
>"I dont know what that is."
>"ok"

To clarify, he was a brony.

>that kid that drew hentai for a school competition and he had to censor it. Got published anyway.

>>734816668
Jelly???

>that kid that still hadn't been told about deodorant years after he should have been

what is it with niggers and not using deodorant.

>>734823785
you alright Mr. Mackey, mmkay?

>>734824688
>>734825059
You guys need to go on /toy/
>Lego/bionicle general all the time

>>734823486
i had a best friend with a little sister who absolutely refused to wear clothes at home. so insistent on being nude the parents actually gave up on trying to enforce it unless other adults were over. it was pretty great, i was 13 and hadn't seen a whole lot in the way of naked girls.

>>734826050
go on...

>>734825666
Check'd satan

>>734826050
How old was the girl tho

>>734826173
6

>>734816668
You talk about the story like it's a recent one, are you in 10th grade? m-mods?

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>That kid that would never shut the fuck up and scream autism so close to you that it was as if he was sitting on your goddamn lap
Pic related

>>734811707
hahaha fuck you assfuckers

that was me every time, eat a dick

>>734820110
Nice story anon.You deserve a kek.Good job

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>>734825666
triple six!? ay dios mio

That fucking kid with anime pictures inside his binder cover. Wears glasses, covered in pimples. Confront him on any of his pictures and he'd give you a full length summary of the entire series. Knew more amines than states in the country.

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>That one kid that would always get pissed off when he got proven wrong.

Like holy shit, I understand not wanting to be wrong, but calm down.

*One More!*
>That one kid that reads only once and thinks that's enough to not read again.

>>734815546
Damn, son, you turned down a $5 blowjob from jailbait?

>>734826662
that was me. i think i was mentally escaping my terrible home life but also alienating everyone around.me with my autism. anyway i lost weight and my skin cleared up and i don't really think about anime.anymore. kind of an alcoholic though

>>734820486
>that kid who thinks it will be halarious to give fake names when there is a substitute teacher

Damn. That was me. Every time as Bruce Wayne.

Don't know if it's a "that kid", but we had a kid who'd make giant dongs out of clay during art class, smuggle them out and then later throw them at the teachers he didn't like

>>734823010
Im the last one

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>>734821339
>Jack Mehoff

>mfw

Got any more? I could never be this creative

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>>734823581
>>734823511
>>734823486
>>734823010
>>734822461


>that kid who tried to make up a hilarious >that kid meme to impress all the mean people on 4chan who don't let him sit with them

That chad kid that would flirt with all the girls

>>734827388
Harry P. Ness

>>734822099
A good one.

>>734819130
Hey now, what the hell did I do?

>>734827459

Same thing happens to you but you're homeschooled

>>734821231


>that kid who left his lunch in his locker and had to get cleaning supplies from the janitor come locker clean out

fuck man, i did that in middle school

im sorry anyone who had a locker near me

>>734815909
I once got caught doing this, by said sister.

>mfw she let me keep them

>>734816668
This has to be a copy pasta.
>My sides are flying out of the window rn

>>734818712
I felt the temporary pain brother

>that kid who bought a cane, trenchcoat and fedora
and took every possible opportunity to lean against a wall, head down and arms crossed

What about that kid that would always stand at one end of the urinals and play Bozo's Grand Prize Game?

>that kid who would put his mouth on the water fountain, and not just drink the water jet like a normal person

[spoiler]it was me, because the water pressure at our school sucked. [/spoiler]

>>734811773
Their not they're. They're means there are. It's okay a lot of high schoolers mess that up. Maybe get your English 1 teacher to spell check for you next time?

>>734831834
I'm sorry so many high schoolers in your area were so stupid. It must have sucked to be around so many stupid people. "A lot" of people shouldn't be messing it up beyond elementary school.

>>734824107
Link or it never happened.

>>734825341
That kid was me, you're welcome.

>>734831922
Why are you putting a lot in quotation marks? Alot isn't a word and I can't see any other reason.

>>734832761
To make the point that 'a lot' shouldn't be describing the number of people who confuse their/they're/there in highschool, it should be describing the number who confuse it in elementary school. Wasn't saying it was a spelling or grammar error.

>>734831834
Actually they're is a contraction of 'they are'

Think you might need an english teacher as well.

>>734832897
Yeah I know it's like 3 in the morning at least it has an apostrophe.

>>734810976
We would chuck pennies at her and laugh as she scrambled to pick them up. I bet she became a stripper.

>>734810548
I knew that kid. One time, I stood on his pants and shoved him into the urinal. He couldn't stop pissing and crying, and he couldn't move because my foot was on his shit stained ninja turtle jocks. God that shit was hilarious! How the fuck did I forget that?! Good times....

>>734825341
>enter IP as a long
???

>>734833843
like 127.0.0.1 == 2130706433

google.com's IP is currently 172.217.11.46
as a long, that's 2899905326
enter http://2899905326 in your address bar and hit enter
it will take you to google.com

(where you can google 'ip to long' to find a converter script)

>>734824896
>1th
>2th

are you sure you weren't that kid, anon?

>>734834224
to expand a little further, each IP is a byte (0-255), and 4 fields is 4 bytes, which is the long data type; so an IP can be stored as a 4-byte long in programs

>>734824107
Things that never happened vol. 3

>>734811983
Everybody in my school did this every fucking day

>>734810100

I wonder what this faggot looks like these days. He looks like a privileged faggot whose family comes from inferior stock and got lucky somewhere along the line.

>>734816253
Sure autists are weird and fucking annoying but you're a cunt of a person.

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>>734834863
Same here, but my school was British so instead we all bullied the one British kid who spoke with an American accent. Poor Gary, it wasn't his fault he learned to speak from American TV, it was the autism's

That one kid who was a loud mouth fuck who would try hummiliate everyone only to have a student in his grade actually fuck his married mother.

Hahahah fuck you cladio

>>734831834
Found zit.

>that kid who promised they wouldn't tell anybody but they did and now you're in prison

>>734817571
I understand. Because you're fucking hitting someone. Idk how people find they funny. It's fucking annoying and rude. Spergs

>That fucking kid who stole my fucking Starcrunch cookies, Swiss Rolls, and is an unlikeable cunt but we still let her sit with us for some reason

And she drew gay porn.
Fuck you, Gracie. Go to hell, you unlikeable cunt.

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>that kid who always tries to get in every conversation and go to every party
The on who acts like this:
>talking with friend abot a small group party at my house, asshole kid cometh and says "ejueuee, guys where are WE going?"
>must be eliminated

>>734835529
Too real, I knew a Gracie.

>>734834976

I need a response to this you fucks

>>734835471
In my school life I had to deal with people randomly hitting each other for jokes, or happy slapping each other. I ended up being afraid of other people touching me as a result, always afraid that they're about to hit me.

Ah the joys of school life

That kid who was always in a shop class, because it was the best place to chief a cigarette and get away with it.
^me

This thread is dead

>that one kid that was way too into gym class and cried when he lost

>>734820600
>hawaiianporn
>pineapples?

>>734810548

>that kid that would pee at the water fountain

they said not to make fun of him because he didn't know any better.

who the fuck doesn't know not to fucking piss into the water fountain? and why is he allowed in the general population?

>>734819524
I like this cat