/b/ I just had the weirdest Tinder date >get a match with

>>734794022
fridge fetish

Maybe it's her kink ?

Fuck it, I'd put up with ANYTHING if I got to smash that, except a cuck or femdom fetish. Fuck that shit.

>>734794182

I don't think that's a thing anon. I think OP just found a girl who's checking out if his dead body will fit the fridge

>>734794022
What kinda fridge you have for research purposes?

>>734794245

OP here:

also, that photo is very deceptive.
Real life she's a 5/10.
5'1", 130 pounds, not as white as the pic

>>734794022
I hope this actually happened to you..

Maybe she's trying to steal your fridge?

>>734794728

it's not even a good fridge, it's a 400 dollar LG piece of crap

This is actually kinda funny

She's gotta be fucking with u...

Invite her over again nd see what she does

>>734794525
5/10? Really? She looks good & thin

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Cut her up with a chainsaw and put her in your freezer

>>734795219

deceiving picture 100%, she gives great blowjobs though

>>734795522
Was she barefoot? Did she have nice legs or feet?

>>734795622

nices legs yes, barefoot no. Wearing white Converse, shorts and a black tee

>>734795522
thats a reason enough for round 2 i think. also can try and find out what the fuck that was about

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Did you almost get cucked by your fridge?

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>>734795753
Oh fuck, converses are known to be popular amongst girls who have nice feet. Would love to smell them. Was she wearing socks or converses barefoot?

>>734795959

The only reason I'd do round 2 is to find out what the fuck was that

>>734796241

yeah I guess. Also it was very freaky seeing her talk about the hp of the motor and shit. It was very specific

>>734796533

those small socks that don't really show, you know which ones?

>>734794274
If it can be thought of. it is a thing. Especially with fetishes

Post pic of fridge, I need to fap

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>>734796660
Oh fuck yeah I know. Lots of girls wear them. They're hot too!

I wanna cum OP, moar

>>734794022
Nigger it's a scam. This bitch just cased your place and knows all about your schedule probably. Now she's got a new fridge at the cost of a blowjob. Probably sending someone over to break into your shit

>>734794022
Why the FUCK is your whiskey in the fridge?

>>734794022

She sounds Autistic. I don't mean in the retarded twisted perversion of the word this site has perpetuated, i mean in the clinical sense of the word. Autistic people tend to have very narrow and strange interests, she may just legitimately find refrigerators fascinating.

>>734794022
Def a fridge fetish. Lots of FF grills out there

>>734794022
let's see the fridge, you fucker

>>734797774

never said anything remotely close to this

>>734797788

probably. My second guess is she saw the pic I sent, googled the fridge, learned the details and told me to, impress me? I don't know anon

>>734796241
Top kek.

>>734794022
post fridge now

>>734797860
This. Maybe it's a sexy fridge

>>734796533
Wtf is with people having a foot fetish Weird

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>>734797860

haha FF detected

>>734794022
shoe on fridge

>>734798264
damn, that fridge is nice. 10/10 would bang

>>734798264
*unzips*

>>734798031
Ya dude some nerdy people (like me) are like that. I look up random shit like cameras and become so knowledgeable that people in the field will be kinda surprised by my wide autistic knowledge

Oh yeah and a month ago I was into mattresses kek
So yeah she might be like that. It's cool when you read about something for a long time and then finally get to see it in real life

>>734798360
>>734798377

top kek

>>734798264
That a nice fridge

I'd Fuck that fridge right in the ice dispenser

>>734798405

Tinder girl monitoring the thread rn

>>734798264
You got that sex machine for 400 bucks????

>>734798264
*unzips dick*

>>734798264
o-open her freezer door

>>734798535
No haha I totally have a dick and have been on forward slash bee for years ha ha

>>734798547

400 bucks on sale, discounted from 699 on Black Friday

>>734794022
shit nigger she is pretty

>>734798264
your fridge looks like a robot cyclops making a seductive face and its working somehow
thats some scp shit

>>734798701
Wtf that thing is beautiful
Also how was the bj?
Did she swallow?

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Fuck your fake story and post pics of the fridge already you piece of shit

it'll be my first fap after 4 nonfappin days

>>734794022
What did you guys talk about before you met in person? Anything to indicate strangeness?

>>734794525
Different guy, here.

What you don't know about me, tho, is that my standards are lower than my car. Would still smash, if she looks even remotely close to how she does in the photo.

>>734794022
Maybe she wanted food?

Idk, I say embrace it a little bit, bring up the fact that she was interested in your fridge but make sure it isn't as a bad thing. Try to go from there to the root of the issue.

>>734798824

great blowjob, she did not swallow but let me cum on her face

>>734798850

just usual stuff, where she was from, what she was studying, her job, pretty general shit

>>734798827
>>734798264

>>734794274
>dont think thats a thing
upon googling fridge porn, its definitely a thing

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>>734798264
ooooh yes

spread those doors open slowly

>>734798947

that was actually my first thought. This bitch wants my food, but no. She took nothing out.

My last guess is she likes maybe collection pics of the inside of fridges of guys she blows for some weird feminist project?

this fucking thread, i can't feel my sides

>>734798264
In all seriousness, that's a nice fucking fridge. I bet it gives ice as cold as the Arctic and water more refreshing than the river bend.

>>734799304
That's definitely a possibilit

>>734799304
Did you offer food? Maybe she was hungry but too shy to get it herself/ask

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>>734798264
>>734798264
Is this a 2008 Kenwood you motherfuck?

fapfapfapfapfap

>>734799371
Why wouldnt anything about that fridge be serious

cool fake story b/ro

That fridge is a pussy magnet

>>734799304

I know in some Psych classes you're tasked with identifying the emotional and psychological state of someone in your family/friends with just the contents of their refrigerator...

>psych major with psych major friends.

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>>734798264
spread the doors bro

is there jelly spilled inside that Kenwood?

>>734797680
This, lock your doors tight anon. Never underestimate a dirty skank

>>734798264
moar

>>734799565

Yeah, as soon as she opened the fridge.

>>734799726

she's studying marketing and works at Sprint

>>734800076
Can you give us her name, etc?

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>>734800287

FUCK, wrong photo

>>734800484
wow cute fucking pic of her feet. Man give us her info.

>>734800612

Rebeca from Mexico, don't know her last name, she's 19

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open the fucking fridge bro, just open it

abre la puta heladera tio, no sabes como necesito el freezer en my balls ahora

>>734800287
SHOW PLEASE

>>734800698
are you in mexico?

>>734800815
Fking spic

>>734800698
do you have any more pics of her ?

>>734800832

I'm in San Diego

>>734800484
Oh they seem pretty nice, nice too see they're polished. Feet look a little fat though, surprising as her face seems thin. I'd still lick and kiss them.

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>>734800989
pffffffffft I'm so white, I can only get my dick hard at pictures of fridges only at this moment

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OPEN THE MOTHERFUCKIN FRIDGE

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>>734801260

just the ones she sent, which one do you want

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She looks alot like that girl that goes out with Tyler1

>>734801524
The one where she is sitting on the couch and the top middle please. She is pretty cute if that is what she looks like. I hope you didn't use a condom.

Who wants me to pour some ice?

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>>734794022
???????

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>>734801604

I FUCKING WISH anon, i fucking wish

>>734801640

no condom obviously. Never for blowjobs

>>734801524
Top ledt and left in 2nd row.

>>734794022
How'd you go from whiskey to be. What happened to lead to that. Virginfag here

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Who wants me to pour some ice on my glass?

>>734801842
Nigger she's cute. But sad to see what seems like a nice gf material type girl sucks dick on the 1st date.

>>734801842
Why didn't you fuck her raw? Did you at least finish in her mouth and on her face? I hooked up with a few tinder chicks but most of them were a little heavier than her. Cute but heavy.

>>734798264
Fuck me deep, anon, beside the fridge please

>>734801953

just started kissing her and she did the rest

>>734802005
Nah man most cute girls are slutty as fuck. If you think about it the average girl fucks about 100 guys before she graduates college, and gives literally over 200 handies. That's the world these days

I like to have sex but I think thats kinda gross lol. Think of all the nut they drank.

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>>734802083
Alpha

>>734794182
Hot

>>734799167
>googling fridge porn
http://gizmodo.com/porn-surfing-smart-fridge-offers-terrifying-glimpse-of-1787341830

post the first pic of the third row

>>734801524

Is she 14 ?

>>734802175
No, its cold.

>>734802029

came on her face, she claimed virginity...

>>734802354
no girl that sucks dick day 1 is a virgin. Pure lies, she was probably on her period and too embarrassed. Or she could have been underage lying about everything and have been scared to have sex. Either way I hope you plan to see her again. Would love her contact info.

>>734802252

19

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>>734798405

i think you're just a fucking loser, anon :(

>>734802130
studies show that the number is between 4 to 8 partners but keep spewing your bullshit.

>>734798264
The fridge has a vagina

>>734802820
lol yeah cause when asked if they are a slut most girls are going to say yes.

You realize how studies are done right? They ask like 100 random college chicks and assume that is for everyone. I went through college I fucked a ton of chicks and some of them fucked several of my friends. You must be virgin, perfect 4chan material.

>>734802820
Studies show that bacon gives cancer, no lie look it up. You believe everything?

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>>734798264

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for everyone asking, here's your wish

anons who actually fapped to the fridge? be honest

>>734803236
NO MILK?

>>734803325
Right hand side in the door...??

>>734802130
LOL not even remotely true

>>734798264
Diamonds

>>734798264
Sauce in the fridge?

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>>734803236
>giant space age fridge
>contains only condiments, wine, cherry tomatoes, pears, jug milk and pancake mix
she clearly realized you were a poorfag and gave you the only good thing in your life before fucking off forever. the pic of the inside of your fridge is so she can explain to her best friend why she won't be seeing you again.

>>734803236
Who puts the fucking pancake mix in the fridge?

>>734802820
I literally spent like 5 mins googling it and found three studies bewtween 2011-2016 that said by age 15 more than 60% of girls have had more than 10 partners.

Studies from 10 years ago agree with you though.

Exact model of fridge please? Its a damn good fridge

>>734804893
Anon's bitch was good enough to figure it out from a pic surely you can too?

>>734804761
Citation needed

>>734804390

apparently it's a thing
http://oureverydaylife.com/store-leftover-pancake-batter-20436.html

>>734794022
Probably tiles guy's sister

>>734805003
ltgtfy.com

>>734805222
Kek