all right /b/ I got a story for you about a customer I had come

>>734753837
Sure. Why not?

Continue

>>734753837
emotionally invested, continue

>>734753837
Stop being a faggot cause we all know ur gonna tell your story anyway regardless of what anons say

>>734753837
Don't ask, just keep going

>make thread
>asks if he should write the full thread

Nigga are you retarded? What's with this faggotry teasing of "cont?"

Either post it full or fuck off, nobody here truly cares we just want to kill time, same as you... but you are so ashamed to be a loser you want to get a fraction of attention by having people reply to you and ask you to continue your story, fuck you

>>734753837
Yes. More OP. Can we get some screencaps in here. I feel something good coming on.

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>>734754480

>>734753837
no no one cares about grumpa and his outburst.

lemme guess, smacks or fucks a pizza?

>>734754784
lmaooooooo

Con'd

> I go to the table and ask them what they would like to eat
> gumpa starts banging his arms on the table (think trigglypuff.gif)
> GUMPA WANT SUMPA GUMPA WANT SUMPA
> 404notfound,hlpme
> I am now trying to contain my sides from exploding I ask gumpas wranglers if he could repeat that please
> his face is beat red because he just exerted all his energy pounding those sausages for arms
> he takes a drink out of his sippy cup and continues to throw his arms everywhere yelling GUMPA WANT SUMPA, GUMPA WANT SUMPA
> the wranglers quickly tell me sumpa is spaghetti. He wants spaghetti in a tomato sauce. No vegetables nothing
> Gumpa has finally calmed down.
> I start making my notes
> the rest of the table gets the daily specials
> gumpas wrangler orders a house salad
> I can feal the ripples in his 6 chins vibrating as he bellows
> GUMPA WAN SEASA GUMPA WAN SEASA
> At this point my sides have left and I am smiling and trying to not burst into fucking laughter
> I ask what that is apparently it's a ceaser salad.

All right faggots i'm gonna continue in another post with the food at the table.

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GUMPA WAN SIPKA
GUMPA WAN SIPKA

GUMPA WANT SUMPA
GUMPA WANT SUMPA

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GUMPA WAN SEASA
GUMPA WAN SEASA

>>734754929
This story better satisfy faggot

can't wait to harvest modest karma from this :o)

>>734754929
ugh I would ask them to control it before I phone the police, if I can't act like that in public the neither can gimpa. I would tell them he's taken a lot of drugs and would probably need tazing.
then laugh at whatever new chant he uttered before his heart stopped.
then go home and sleep soundly knowing I made the world easier to live in.

Cont'd

> I go to the kitchen and explain to them gumpa and tell them please to just not fuck up this simple order of spaghetti and tomato sauce
> I pick up the salads and bring them to the table
> now at this point gumpa is drenched in sweat, I place the salad in front of him, offer the table parm
> at this point I have never regretted asking a table for cheese more than now
> autismomodeactivated.exe
> PAMA PAMA PAMA PAMA it bellows
> gumps wranglers attempt to calm it down as it is lactose intolerant
> I explain to them that the they should have told me that from the start as their is dairy already on the salad
> He wasn't having it he grabs the cheese grater from my hand and puts two fucking blocks of cheese in his mouth
> gumps wrangler is fists deep in gumpas mouth trying to salvage the cheese
> toofuckinglate.alkaida
> he's eaten probably 75% of the cheese
> I tell them it's okay that we have more as I motion to the other server to bring me the bag full of parm
> at this point I knew what I was doing but I didn't care
> gumpas arms start flailing towards the bag of cheese as I want to offer the rest of the gumps some parm but we all knew that he was running low on fuel.
>at this point his salad is pretty much everywhere because hes trying to reach over the table to grab the grater from me again
> not2day.shitbird

Entrees are coming soon

>>734756065
Lmao

>>734756065
provided a quiet chuckle, more than I was expecting.
great story telling tho dude.

>at this point I knew what I was doing but didn't care.

kek

>>734753837
bump this shit right here

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>>734756445

Come on OP

Many keks had keep it coming op

faster faggot

Someone tell a story while faggot OP takes forever

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>>734757384

>>734754480
Agree wholeheartedly

cont'd

> I clean up the plates from the salads and let them know
> remember how I told you it's lactose intolerant?
> they were sitting at the booth right beside the bar
> bartender tells me he smells something rancid
> ohshit.aluakbar
> Gumpa really is lactose intolerant and that cheese went through HIM FAST
> those farts smelt like a dead body that has been left to rot in the warm nevada sun for 2 fucking weeks.
> I proceed to grab the entrees
> Now all of our pastas are sprinkled with parm, and I did tell the kitchen JUST tomatoe sauce & spaghetti
> I sprinkle some parm on the pasta before taking it out
> yolo.kek
> I place it infront of gumpa
> I ask them do they want any parm
> if looks could fucking kill
> Gumpas wrangler eyes shot wide open and quickly said no
> Gumpa wasnt having it
> PAMA PAMA PAMA PAMA
> His wrangler tries to tame the beast
> NO GUMPA NO PAMA.
> Gumpa wasn't having it
> Everybody on the floor and walk.. LOL JK.
> supersayin21.trysomy
> Gumpa starts grabbing the spaghetti and starts eatting it with his hands
> GUMPA WANT PAMA GUMPA WANT PAMA
> Gumpa is now throwing moms spaghetti at his wrangler
> CantStumpaTheGumpa.kek
> His wrangler is trying to play khalesi and tame this fucking dragon
> but it's too late
> gumpas wrangler realized there was no winning this
> she was fighting up aginst the god damn lockness monster.

>Tard works at the same place I work.
>I try to be nice talk about vidjya
>He calls me his friend, says weve known each other a long time.
>I know hes lonely.
>TFW I didn't tell him I was leaving the state, hell just found out I left him there, all alone.

Kek

>>734757384
>Once upon a time, there was a little boy named OP
>OP was a faggot
>One day, OP decided to post a story about a tard
>OP was also a tard, so he didnt pretype his greentext.
>OP is a faggot
>OP is a tard
tbc?

>>734757836
Kek

>Take train to go home with friends and Autist is there too
>Talk about Sonic forces in a negative manner
>Autist is ANGEREY
>He opens his bottle of water and throws water on me
>Shorts are drenched
>Don't do anything after bc he's Autistic
>He asks me "Is your bag waterproof?"
>Drenches my bag
>Whole class is on train w/ me
>I sit there pissed off and unable to do anything

OP sucks at storytelling

GUMPA WANT THE STORY FASTER

GUMPA WANT STOREE NAOOOO

Gumpa wan sto sto gumpa wan sto sto!

GUMPA WAN POO IN LOO

Not exactly a tard story, but a really stupid customer
>working 4-1 stocker shift, busy day and severely understaffed
>4 people to work nearly 20 departments
>stocking paper goods and chemicals when old lady walks up to me
"excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find power saving light bulbs?"
>point to led lights cuz they save the most power
>says no I want power saving bulbs not regular ones
>explain that these save more power than the coiled shitty ones and ate brighter
>doesn't listen and insists
>idonthavetimeforthis.reeeee
>start walking to hardware where there, all of the sudden supervisors voice rings in my head
"I know customers can be annoying anon, I once led a particularly hard to deal with customer all the way around the store before coming back to where I was and pointing out the item"
>fuck this bitch idea.lightbulb
>walk her through every isle in hardware but the isle with lightbulbs
>maybe they're in lawn and garden?
>walk her through lawn and garden and toys
>dumb bitch still following me
>take her to housewares
>been a good 15 minutes now, decide I've had my fun
>walk to sporting goods and act like I don't know where they are and ask
>next isle over he says
>hand her led and power saving bulbs at same time and show her
>led 14 watts power saving 21
>see saves more power
>bitch takes the power saving bulbs anyway

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>>734757541

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I'm saving this story so long that op goes faster

Story ends with ops girlfriend coming into the restraunt. Kisses gumpa. Sits down at booth and proceeds to bang saftey helmet against table.

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Just to keep you guys entertainefefed while OP writes story

>>734759393
Story is finished

>>734759497
gay

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>>734759497

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>>734759464
fagget

>>734759555
>>734759581
First time writing one of these. I feel that I could have ended it better.

>>734759497
Disappoint

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I guess i got a bit of a laugh.

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>>734759687
I fucked that one up

>>734759687
The ending wasnt THAT bad.

>>734759687
bad compilation. don't include me in it, I don't want to have anything to do with this faggotry.

>>734759827
you fucked that one up, too, look at the end of the story, you're missing it.

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>>734759849
You heard him. Put him in.

Let's make this a general Tard Thread. start posting you tard adventures and experiences here

Anyways it's the first time wriiting one of these hope you guys enjoyed it.

wow you guys are some fucking tards but get me a story at least man still waiting on OP to post the diarrhea ending where shit is everywhere atm

>>734760366
The story ended. It was the god damn lochness monster.

>>734759497

bullshit we didnt have shit on the wall yet man

Quick someone make an ending

>>734760506
I mean but that wouldn't true if I wrote it like that. This way is more believable.

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>>734760090
I missed one line

>>734760424
oh fuck man was waiting on a betr ending wtf is this retardery u fegss kys all of you

>be me
>waiter for tard table
>Just gave tard his Spaghettios
>Tard starts shitting pants from cheese
>Goes Susan Saiyen 36 while sitting pants
>wtf.jpg
>Uses ass to propell himself towards me
>Unleash Kamehameha make of cheese
>Hits to tard in the mouth
>Tard starts to get angry
>"Grumble Grumble" says the tard
Finish the story?

>>734755622
So much this

cont'd

>apperantly loch ness monsters have fat asses
>gumpa now mad because ervyone look at gumpa
>megafaggot.gif
>gumpa now starts walking apparently
> reveals actual ass that consits of only cheese at this point
>(gumpa had cheese saved up there apperently)
>you coudl hide a body there
>endme.jpg
>starts rolling over the floor
> kills all of us besides few people including me
>people were killed with a fuckng cheese shit cannon
>ded.kek
>my sides have already gone alahu ackbar mode anyway
>run out of the door while gumpa breaks the glass in the restaurant
>now im in the hospital because that gumpa shat so hard it hit my arm with some cheese and now it is super infected and shit help me
>troll.gif
it isnt the real OP hahahaha this was fake one because i wanted to kill time fuck y'all

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>>734757541
GUMPA PLESED

>>734761198
>>734760945
Concluding what really really happened

>Tard goes Gumble Grumble
>Shits in pants
>He then brings out some anal beads hidden in his ass
>Wat.jpg
>Starts shitting everywhere
>Reveals his stand Choclate Rain
>We all eat shit
>The End

>>734761473
/thread

Half an hour latet - NO FIN?!?! WHAT THA FYCK MAN!!! NIGGA YOU AN EVERYDAY BROOOO KYS

Why's my digit my PIN smh lol