>Walk into your home >You find Taylor Swift standing there

>>734750250
probably just pull her in for a deep kiss and tear her clothes off as quickly as possible while trying not to cum before i can get her wet
idk i've never actually been with a girl

>>734750250
>implying i ever get out of my home

>>734750250
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>734750851
u dumb or smth?

>>734750845
this
I ask her if she's a ninja to enter undetected

Id shoot it in the head. Don't want to fuck with skinwalkers

I'd just shake it off.

ask her to leave and report her to the police because she broke in.

>>734750250
1. open window
2. push her out of it
3. have a nice dinner

>>734750250
Offer her coffee

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This!

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>>734750679
>>734750845
proud of /b/ for being honest

>>734750250
turn 360 degrees & suffocate her by shoving my cock down her throat.

>>734750250
Ask for some money.

>>734751199
HOLY SHIT

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>>734751199
>>734751381
t.swyft fap thread?

Make her coffee I guess?

>>734750250
I know I told you I would stop but it was only just a drink alright? Stop judging me!

I'd probably just ask her what she's doing in my house.

>>734750851
this.

>>734750851
You'd walk right into her....

>bowl of eggs

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>>734750851
>>734751795

>>734750250
>ayyy lmao

Look for the cameras.

>>734750250
Walk through the ghost.

>>734751199
Too bad she's flat

>>734751845
hehehe

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>>734750250
Ask if she want fuck, she tell me no, tell her get out,

>>734750250
says "hi" and walks on by cause im a bad boui

ask her to go out with me
eventually fuck her sweet pussy
get married
pop out lots of kids
grow old
die in each other's arms

>>734750250
Reap! Is that what you want to hear?

>>734750250
Have a deep political discussion then decide if she is worth banging

>>734750250
>knock her out and rape her

>>734753609
Basically this.

>>734750250
Ask her to take a shit in my mouth. Seriously.

Ask her what took her so long. walk up to her grab her head with my right hand and her ass with my left pull her in close and shove my tongue in her mouth. We strip and fuck and get caught by my wife, which she joins in because in reality it's probably her fault that Taylor swift is standing in our living room anyway.

>>734751171
I graduated from Texas Tech.

>>734750250
Give her voice lessons. $100 a lesson sounds right.

Pull her panties down and pray to the gods she's a trap

>>734751038
>>734751795
Sure is summer here

>>734753033
this

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>>734750250

Grab her dick and work the shaft
Catch the nut as it sails thru the air
Rub it in her hair, then fart in her mouth

Whose idea was to build in the center,we'll get annihialated

>>734754021
I graduated MSOE.

Ask her to do a song together so i can make money

>>734750250
be surprised

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>>734750250

beat the intruder to death with a hammer
eat the fingers first, save the brain for dinner
microwave the eyeballs until they pop

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>>734750250

wat do?
>Realize this is cancer
>insert sage into every field
>+1 bump limit
>wait for 404

meanwhile, 360 and stab OP in the dick
then 360 again and stab OP in the dick again
and keep doing this because 360 is the same as doing nothing

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>>734752295

>>734751845
>don't say anything. just eat these eggs

>>734750250
Chances are i've just come from work.
I'll give a head nod, hit the bong, begin making food and ask if she wants any. Then i'll be too high for conversation eat the food and hit the bong again. Then start playing nintendo switch.

>>734750250
Call the police

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>>734750250
ask to smell and worship her damp sweaty feet while i jack off