100% honestly /b/, What would you do if you found this thing

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>>734739247

>well, I've always admired this guy's imagination and courage

I would throatfuck her until she faints. Then I would proceed with carving her ass out like a pumpkin for halloween. After that, I would lock her in a chest, letting her piss and shit herself for years. I would only feed her once a week, with my cum for dessert.

>>734739432
wouldn't she just die in less than a month tho

>>734739247
put a ballgag on her and you'd have the perfect waifu

>>734739247

>Hmm, I could do some interesting expriments with that thing.
>How big of a object is it possible to put in a women's anus?
>How long does she last in the oven on 225 celsius?
>How many dicks does it fit inside a chick? Like seriously
>What happens if you plant a tree inside a humans asshole?
>How does human poop taste like if you only feed her lasagne and coca cola?
>How does human poop taste like if you only feed her red wine and chocolate?

I wonder...

>>734739836

>How does human poop taste like if you only feed her lasagne and coca cola?

That's actually a fucking good point.
Let's say you born a girl and you feed her coca cola and steak for dinner all her life, she should have some tasty poop then, isn't she?

>>734739836
I would have breed her with a chimpanzee. Would be interesting to see what a humanoid looks like.

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I'd fuck this chick so bad

>>734739984
humans cant breed with other animals. you think the nazis didn't try that?

>>734740104

Are you fucking retarded?
>How do you think we got the niggers?
Dumbass...

>>734739247

I would fart in her face. Then I would eat shit, so i got sick and got diarrhea, then i would construct a mouth piece device, covering her face, forcing her mouth open; then i would shit down in her mouth with my fresh diarrhea

>>734740232

That's actually pretty genius.
You shit in her mouth and she shits out your shit again, you eat her shit and shit it back to her mouth.

You could actually end all starving in Africa with this invention of yours...

>>734740232
>edgelord just saw human centipede for the first time
Are you enjoying your first week here?

I would impregnate her. Just for science. I think she wouldn't survive

my dick is so hard right now, i literally feel how the blood flow increases through its veins and how the sperm vesicles shrink

>>734739247

First of all, I would just shit on her for my own entertainment. Decorate her with ketchup, mayonnaise, sour cream and maybe some vinegar, pee on her, vomit in her throat. Just for my own entertainment. If I want to.

I would also have her in my closet with a gagball in her mouth so no one can know ...

Then I would just fuck her ass and slap the shit out of her whenever I wanted. Remove her teeth so she cant do any funny business. Throatfuck her slowly, and fill her eyes with cum.

One day I think I would get tired of the thing and just throw it in the trash..

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>>734740972

>You like it, eh?

>>734741030
Sperm garage

>>734739432
So edgy.

>>734741106

that's exactly what it is

>>734739247

Ey mate, where do you get those?
Do you think they have them at Silk Road?

>>734739247
I would trade her with a camel merchant

>>734741221

I think you find them pretty cheap on eBay

>>734741221
I think you could make some good money with this

I would use her as a carpet

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>>734739247

>>734741103
Hot more anon?

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>>734741419

>>734739247
feed it, clean it, and fuck it ofc

>>734741602
Maybe you could make a bong out of it?

>>734740175
Kek'd

I would put her in a naked room, with only a piano. I would force her to learn Mozart requiem in D minor. If she learns to play the song, i would let her out.

>>734740090
Hell yee, duke. Fuckin photoshopped bitches make my beenis throb.

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>>734741419
enjoy

>>734739527
How?

>>734740372
>You could actually end all starving in Africa with this invention of yours...

How? In order to shit, they'd need to have something already in their digestive system. In other words: They can't shit because they're starving already.

>>734741761
From malnutrion

>>734741916
*malnutrition

>>734741898

If I took a shit in 10 peoples mouths in Africa, we could make an endless loop of shiteating and save all of them

>>734741916
And how would she die from malnutrition?

Probably call an ambulance

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>>734741477
Beautiful. Like a fuckable guitar.

>>734742038
cause she's only been fed once a month
I could be wrong, but is the human body needs more than one meal a week to survive over time. I mean that's less than what the nazis fed to jews in the camps

>>734739247
boxing helena...
boxing helena...

won't you come boxing helena with me?

>>734741397
uhm, mods?

>>734739247
A fleshlight I have to feed? No thank you.

>>734743563
Ah yes, all pictures of kids are porn, you are a moron.