so /b/, i already fucked up the relations with all my family

>>734737624
Tell them ur an alcoholic not a drug addict

> Alcohol is not a drug

Go downstairs, climb on the table, piss on everyone, yell "fuck you all" and walk away

They do not believe I was just drunk

tell them you are a woman traped in a man body but you were so embarrased to dissapoint then thats why you started using drugs like bears

>>734737624
Why are you such a piece of shit?

The fuck is wrong with you?

>>734738377
i was only drunk as fuck!
It's the first time I do something like that! and i hope the last time!

i am so sorry about that but i can't belive i am the only one of us able to do stuff like this! come on guys!!!!

>>734737624
Hey if that's your mom is hot.

>>734737888
Even trips dont redeem

>>734738575
You mean the second time.

>>734737624
what kind of faggot lightweight gets that retarded just from drinking? off yourself you bootleg mexican.

>>734737624
>How can I explain to my parents that I do not use any drugs?
It's probably easier to tell them you were on a lot of drugs. I can't understand how you could be thinking lucidly enough to try and find a bathroom, but not enough to understand what is and isn't a bathroom in your own house... A lot of people manage that while actually on lots of drugs and not even in familiar surroundings...

>>734737624
Explain to them you handle your alchol like a teenage girl. They will understand, but be rightfully ashamed.

get drunk before you talk to them

I do not really know how all this could happen. I just know that the couch is out in the garden to dry up and that my family will have to watch tv on the table chairs.

Wtf learn where the toilet is instead of ruining all the furniture, it's not hard

Tell them something horrible happened recently so you have been drinking more than usual. You don't plan on making it a habit though and apologize a lot for being such a fuck up. Get huge sympathy points

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>>734739943
This.

Even to the point of being nearly black out drunk, ive made it to the toilet. Even woke up sitting on it before.

OP is either stupid faggot that thinks made up stories of shitting on his sister and pissing on couches will garner him attention, or he's literally the stupidest nigger to grace this website in a yewr for being unable to walk into a restroom and recongize he's on the toilet.

Better idea OP, instead of figuring out what to say to your parents just fucking kys you useless brain dead cocksucker.

>>734739943
This.

It's incredibly easy to realize you are not in a bathroom. I have taken a mass array of drugs and never once been confused on whether a couch is a toilet or not.

tell them you're retarded and that if they judge you, they're racist niggers