g'morning anon. i hope u slept well. tell me why you will

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Cause I got shit to do fam.

>>734726328
Keep fapping to good anal porn.

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Gotta get Whitney's autograph first

To keep exposing girls

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>>734726594
like whwat?
>>734726713
what about the vagina?
>>734726843
got a plan?
>>734726945
exposing girls is a good thing.

>>734726328
name

>>734726328
Cause I'm gonna get drunk with my friends

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>>734727113
donald trump
>>734727167
what yall drinking ?

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>>734727079
Well I'm done cleaning the house, now I do the laundry. Then I'm going to figure out how we're going to use the false flag attacks in London last night to give emergency powers to Trump so he can suspend Marshall Law and use the FEMA camps to round up all the muzzies and gas them. Then we're one step closer to making America great again.

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>>734727274
trump is old, fat and out of shape. hopefully he'll have a stroke or heart attack soon.

>>734727079
Yeah that's why I keep doing it. I do my best to get girls nudes into the hands of people that know her. It's a great feeling

>>734727368
Sure, only after he's exterminated the cancerous Muslims.

>>734726328
i got work tomorrow

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>>734727399
those dubs are proof that god approves of your plan.
>>734727599
hopefully before.
>>734727642
looking forward to it?

>>734726328
I never know why I'm not going to

>>734727723
>hopefully before
Then how would we get rid of them?

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>>734727795
b/c you know why you have reasons to live. >>734727896
maybe all the tears from people at his funeral will wash them away.

>>734727723
yes i am.

i slam boxes on a conveyor belt. 2 trailers full of sometimes heavy, most of the time not so heavy boxes.
pretty good workout in the morning. decent pay. cool co-workers.

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>>734728004
cool beans man.
i'm glad you like enjoy your job.

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life is worth living.

i want to see how it all ends.

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cuz my large penis enters vaginas frequently. otherwise life is pretty shit

>>734727723
My dubs were awesome lol yeah they don't have a say.

>>734726328
Because I got a smokin hot wife and shit is just too good right now mother fucker!

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>>734730819
that's great.
>>734730957
dubs are always awwsum
>>734731779
that's great you have that man.

>>734726328
Because I have a 4 year old son.
Plus a barely 18 year old gifriend that I've been fucking since she was 17. I'm 25 next month.

Because I have to mow my lawn, go to bed bath & beyond for pillow case covers. After that I have to go get my Saleen Mustang out of storage and brought back to the house before I head to home Depot to pick up wood to finish the deck I'm building. After that I'm headed out to play Airsoft for a few hours then coming home for some 2v2 starcraft2 matches with a coworker. Then some TV and bed.

Busy day today.

One of these threads every fucking day. STFU

>>734732080
What year models the mustang?

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>>734732066
congrats on both bro.
>>734732080
lots of errands. i hope you succcessfully do them all.
>>734732150
i know right. OP is a stupid fucking faggot

I don't have a grenade to put in my mouth.

I will not kill myself because I want to be a chef one day and make people happy.

However, /B/ I think my girlfriend fucked one or both of my friends last night who stayed over.
I was extremely fucked up high, and I think it may have happened. I don't know because all night I was jumping in and out of reality.
Just needed to get this off my chest.

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>>734732341
wow, that's a rough way to die.

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>>734732433
nice dubs.
Keep trying to be what you want, you'll succeed at being a chef.
About the gf, keep her and accept it, or move on. There are other vaginas in the world bro.

>>734732571
The thing is, I was BLACKOUT high. I was jumping from realities over and over again and I don't even know if it happened

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>>734732248
2001 Saleen s281

I don't have a pic on my new phone but this one is identical.

https://youtu.be/xww6sbojHeo

>>734731926
Sauce?

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>>734732650
yeah, it's no big deal. people fuck people all the time. Shit happens. If you want to keep her, do it. if you want to move on, do it. Your choice bro. Don't regret either way.

>>734732894
I guess I'm not so worried about whether or not she would fuck someone. She knows that interests me. There's a lot more to this story honestly, anon. But thank you a lot. I didn't expect to get a reply. Thanks man. I really hope you have a nice day.

>>734732433
You want to marry this bitch? If not then who cares. Use her for pussy, that's what girlfriends are for. You do t love them you just Fuck then. Love the one you marry and use the rest as easy pussy access.

>>734726328
must explain in >>734728836 that 3 and 4 will be full at the same time

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>>734733030
u too anon.