State you're job, celery, age Sous chef at Wendy's

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>>734724392
store clerk
celery: pic related
26

Merchandiser
Pepsi
$14.50
21

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>>734724554
Fucking /thread...muh sides

Day Trader
$2~$5k / day
27

>>734724392

>chef
>wendys

pick one.

I am job
I am celery
I am age

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>>734724392
Studied engineering but inherited real estate
9 apartments between 600-800€ a month but "all of the money is going into maintenance and paying off stuff" so I am under the tax limit.
26

not the top chef but a normal cook,
23.
€11.91 (with tax)
im dutch

sotware test automation engineer
30
$21/hour

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Construction Engineer & real estate developer
27
7.800/month + dividends

>checkings account

I am job, I am celery, I am age.
Larn two rite

Packer at a factory
18.65/hr
29

>>734724392

Job: Professional Memer
Celery: Regular, without leaves
Age: 25

>>734724392
Job: Operations and logistics
Celery: not interested if it's cooked
Salary: Enough

Navy, 23, 2550 every two weeks.

$12.50/hr
Parts delivery guy
Dream job
Listen to podcasts all day
Nice apartment
Good benefits and 401K
Am blessed

two jobs

#1
cashier
$10.20/hr

#2
garden attendant
$11/hr

19 btw

Insurance salesman. I make $18 and hour, but my average hourly age with commission is $27 an hour. I'm also still in university

Apprentice bricklayer
$20/hr
21

>>734724392
your a slave

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Radio production director
$10/hr
20

Casino dealer
13.50€ p hour taxfree
Age 29

>>734725584
But you're fat and have few friends.

>>734725685
>Garden attendant

What does this job involve? Hours? Who's/what garden? Boring?

>>734724886
Your voice is creepy as fuck bong, how is londonistan this time of year?

Network Analyst, cisco shit
$26/hr
29

>>734724760
How do you trade? Supports and resistance?

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>>734724392
> you're
> celery

Fisherman
Anywhere from 48(worst) to 872(best) dollars a
day.work about 3-5 days a week
19

Google Fiber ISP Technician
$23/hr
27

Human organs trade
€600/h
44

>>734728272
What benefits you get working for Google :)

>Customer Service for Jewelry company
>21/hr
>22

>>734728677
He knows that gay porn is what you like the most

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>>734724392

>>734724392
people smuggler €14/hr +tip

>>734724793
Ahhh, that time of year again boys

I do freelance work since my parents are old as fuck and I have to be home most of the time to take care of them.

>Professional Musician (playing on other people's projects, producing bands and artists, accompanying a high school and middle school choirs)
>$25 an hour for recording, around $9.00 and hour for school accompaniment + gas and other expenses paid

>Play in a cover band
>Make around $50 for a small weekly gig, but get $200+ for larger events, with an average of 4 events a month

>Play in a Rush cover band (I hate myself)
>$50 a week + a cut of the door profit on shows (around $150 - $200 for the size venues we're playing now)

>Sound engineer
>$10 an hour, usually do these gigs once a month and earn $150-$200

>Videography and Editing (I usually film virtual auditions for actors in the area that pass them along to their agents. I filmed an audition for the old racist lady with the black husband in Get Out)
>Usually charge $30 to do these. If the auditions require multiple takes, I'll charge more.

>24 years old

I earn a decent amount of money and live comfortably. I just love that my time is pretty flexible and I can take care of my family.

Project Officer
Statistics Canada
15.42$
19

Prostitute in Wendy's bathroom
Large #6 with a diet coke per service
31

>>734728677
Unfortunately not shit... Other than a decent easy going job and raiding the google kitchens every so often after a special project at their offices. Anyone who actually physically works as a field tech on the Google Fiber Project is actually a separately employed contractor. The only ones that are actual google employees with benefits would be the project managers I report to. And ya trust me I definitely want their benefits

Tower hand
12.50/hr
21

lead sous chef at Wendy's
$11.75hr
24

>>734725751
Stick with it. You'll be doing jack shit by the time you're 35 and earning a fuckload for it.

>>734730498
What benefits they get?

Advanced Care Paramedic
$34 /hr
31

C.O.O. small chain of retail stores
$140k
31

37
Financial services.
Typical year is about $115k

market basket "cart cuck"
$11.25 hr
17

i push carts all day for minimum wage, wyd

>>734724392
Restaurateur
$120,000+ salary
45

>>734730823
I can't say I know all the details, but the usual of course, excellent health, dental, 401k matching, and stock options. But their life insurance is above an beyond most companies. They'll pay your salary to your family for so many years on top of the set anount. They're offices are really chill and set up with games and nerf guns. Free morning, lunch and dinner buffets, plus access to free snacks and drinka all day long. This is just basic employees perks. Im still waiting to find out how good are the perks for the project managers, but it's a good company to work for especially coming from being a tech for AT&T and Time Warner Cable

>>734731519
11.25? Ontario?

>>734724392
Freelancer
Depends, between 1k and 3k euros a month
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