35yo virgin cause of small dick what do. met girl to afraid

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Women care a whole lot less about size (in most cases) than men do.
They also suck at measuring. You can be literally showing her your dick, tell her it's 1-2" bigger than it actually is, and she will likely believe you.

You're a 35yo virgin because you have low self esteem, and you are using your perceived small penis to justify your low self esteem.

Sure hope I'm not responding to copypasta...

You're not a 35 yo virgin because of your small dick, you're a virgin because you're an inconfident loser. Almost no woman, no matter how superficial, is gonna straight up deny you sex when she's already horny on your bed and taking your clothes off. She'd let you fuck her, and if she's a real cunt she'd be laughing at you with her friends later.

You clearly haven't even gotten to the stage of having a woman in your bed yet, and until that stage, noone is supposed to know how big your dick is. So stop giving excuses and man up. Go and get shitfaced with friends and teach yourself how to hit on random women you fucking faggot.

Also, lose that layer of blubber and not only would your dick get bigger, you'd be more likely to get laid. It may surprise you that not many women are sexually attracted to whales you fat fuck.

You've got only you to blame for your failures. If you lost all that lard, and manned up and got outside, maybe drank a little, and got to know some new women, then you wouldn't be such a huge sexless loser.

>>734723395
Does stretching even work?

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stretching

>>734724606
No. Its for autistic mens like those fucking spinners.

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>>734725034
How the fuck do you even shove a ruler 3cm into your fat? How about you go jogging instead of attempting to make your dick bigger which will never work

>>734725034
Doesn't count if you go digging for cm under that fat ass belly of yours

>>734725165
lmao this dude is einstien. youll end up with a stretchmarked dick and youll be playing with fidget spinners because you have assburgers

maybe that idiot already has 30cm but half of it is hidden in fat

>>734723395
youre not virgin cause of your dick size, your virgin cause youre a beta faggot who just cryin over his dick size to justify hes just a beta faggot

>>734723395
How does dick size affect whether or not you'll get laid? They only see your dick when you're seconds away from sticking it in and intercourse is all but guaranteed. Meaning that, unless your cock is so repulsive/hilarious as to kill the mood completely, your dick size has nothing to do with getting laid.

>>734725034
where are the 3cm left ?

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>>734725458

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>>734723395
Trust me bud when i say size dont matter technique does i knew some girls who slept with blacks they said it hurts more than getting the pleasure

>>734725217
>>734725211
It's actually supposed to be measured from the pelvic bone or whatever the fuck it's name is

>>734723395
Just because you spend all your time here and watching porn doesn't mean your dick is small or that women expects or needs a giant dick. Reality check, dick size isn't everything

>>734723395
Just gtfo of here with this cancer. You didn't wanna take anyones advice in the last thread, why are you making a new one? You're obviously too pathetic to fix this properly. Enjoy your future limp dick.

>>734726143
don't try to convince yourself

>>734726143
If you think the average erect penis is 15cm from the fucking pelvic bone, you are a delusional retard.

>>734726332
dick part hidden in fat goes inside cunt during penetration

>>734726451
t. virgin

19
have a dick about 14-15 cm
2 days ago I posted it to a chick
She said it was meh

Back to 1 year ago
showed it to my gf
She liked it and she was horny seeing it

Is it my problem or girls are just being subjective about dicks?

>>734726451
implying youre fucking any cunt

>>734726540
ur gf love u enough to say that and act like that
the other girl just say what her think

Go on a diet you fat cunt. That's why you're not getting laid.

>>734726540
No. Girls all like the exact same thing. They've got length/girth charts built in and compare every dick the same.

>>734726626
fucked many
you dumb shit i wasnt in this discussion before just mentioned that fact about fat around dick it works as damper during penetration but doesnt steal lenght

>>734723395
Dick size has nothing to do with staying a Virgin.
She won't know until she undresses you.

>>734726422
It's for reference you faggot. How else would you measure thousands of people? From where the fat starts? You're fucking delusional.

>>734726917
maybe hes walking on the street naked and "hey girls check out my dick ! "

>>734723395
I have a 4.75 inch dick. My gf's ex was juat under 7 inches. When we first started texting we got a bit sexual and she said "how big is your dick, my ex was 7 inches". I honestly didn't give a fuck. I've been with her for 7 years and fuck her often. As long as I'm happy and she seems happy I don't give a fuck. I'm getting some, just go get some. If the girl is worth it she'll be with you for YOU not just your dick.

>>734726842
fat pig trying to convince that his fat is not useless

>>734726939
Girls are interesting in your net dick size. They cannot use the parts covered by your fat rolls, thus, only the usable amount counts.

>>734726939
stop hoping, you got a small dick and youre fat

>>734727092
>net dick size
kek

>>734727043
less useless than your brain , im saying how anatomy works not how im built
dont try to think anymore you fail at it

>>734727092

www.penissizes org/how-to-measure-penis-size

I'm Asian, doesn't get worse than that.

>>734727203
>how anatomy works
>fat goes in the vagoo

>>734726540
14-15cm you'd have 60% f men bigger, maybe she only fucked the 40% smaller

>>734727016
She's still fucking her ex, mines 7.5 inches and some of the girls I fuck complain their boyfriends are too small to give them orgasms.

Inb4: small dick and technique give girls orgasms, yes but theres more than one type of orgasms small girls can't really give girls vaginal orgasms only really clitoral

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wanna sleep with this girl she is into me but i postpone going out with her for over 2 months now, her ex was black, i have a small dick

>>734723395
ahahahha

>>734723395
You're a virgin because you're a loser not because you have a small penis.

I have a 5" dick and never got laid in highschool everntually lost self esteem. I decided to do something about it and at 18 i fucked a lot of hookers and got a lot of experience out of it, also helped my self confidence and learned how to talk to woman.

I moved out of home and got a decent job, worked out every week and acted like a normie as much as i could and quickly learned that a lot of woman dont care about the size of your penis. Im 22 now and can manage to pick up a girl atleast once a month on tinder and the occasional hookers.

>dont blame the size of your penis because you're a fat disgusting loser.

>>734727748

> a lot of woman dont care about the size of your penis
>a lot of woman dont care
>a lot

kek

>>734727855
size of wallet matters

>>734727748
lol, imagine taking home a 10/10 girl works out every day hot as fuck and she has a cave pussy.

This is the female equivalent of you.

>>734727701
try to be a good cuck, just fap while shes getting blacked

>>734723878
This is why girls suck at measuring you moron, thy will then compare this to other guys and be like well 6inches is small this guy must be 10 inches when really the first guy was 4 and the second guy was 7

>>734728197
my point is they will still be aware of the size difference between the guys just get the numbers wrong, so the size will matter, but the number wont to them

>>734726451
http://www.theroot.com/can-you-have-good-sex-when-you-can-t-see-your-genitals-1790855314

>>734727748
>a lot of woman dont care about the size of your penis

Have you ever asked a woman before revealing you have a tiny dick?

>>734727701
HOW LONG.?

>>734729111
3.85 inches

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yoo any help here?

length 17,5cm
girth 13,5

>>734725779
see
>>734727669

>>734728612
Wasn't aware this was a ylyl thread

>>734723395

Does that work? Has anyone actually manage to increase girth or length (even 0.5cm) by that or other means?

>>734729463
looks like good sized dick to me

so stretching works?

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>>734723395
>Size matters is a kike lie you faggots all bought into,pathetic..
throw her on the bed and finger her until she squirts then fuck her , be an agressive real man

>>734723395
OP, how long have you been doing this stretch shit? Does it work? And write your size before you started exercising and now.

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feel pity for meh..i have autism depression and i'm antisocial, body dysmorphic disorder.. i mentally broke a few years ago, never walked outside.. and now i'm here begging for attention

>>734723395
Dude lots of asian have GF too. And they have an average of 4 inch. Girls don't care so much about size than they so about consciousness and emotions. Just fuck her and dunno. If she is talking trash just dump her.

It's really stupid to be an virgin Just because Ur dick is tiny. And stop that Stretch shit. Btw most women anyway don't come from dick.

>>734729773
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>>734726143
Just loose weight instead of stretching. And you are fine bro. But that pelvic bone measurement is bullshit. Also where is an erection measure Photo?

>>734726451
And the fat magically disappears

>>734723395
Get rich & learn to lick cunt.
I'm serious.
40yo here. I have a good friend with small cock, he married a supermodel, they have 2 lovely doughters.

>>734725211
Jogging doesnt burn fat. It works wonders for cardio, though.

>>734730207
cucked

>>734730207
good thing he didnt have any (small dicked) sons

>>734730407
Dick size comes from mother side

>>734730135
It's not bullshit. How the fuck are you gonna measure something if there's nothing definite to measure it from? Your head is so far up your ass

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>>734723395
dont worry whiteboi I take care of all the bitches u to scared to

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>>734730475
There is something definite to measure from. It's called skin. 50% of your dick is inside your body. So do you want to measure that too? Your dick size is the dick which is out of your body that you can see

>>734730463
citation needed

>>734730924
Just ask your mommys dad how long his dick is

>>734729776
BUMP
OP, answer me, it's very important!

>>734730327
Like you would know, fatty