Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
>>734714702
Kinda weak tbh.
>>734714421
I hope you can feel better soon enough and my mood doesn't crash too quickly so we can both be good.
I'm going to bed now see you
>>734714595
I'm going right now.
goodnight
>>734714860
Pull the trigger famalam
>>734714948
If I can make it to Thursday, things will get better for sure, good night
>>734714948
night
nice hair
>>734715019
sure thing
>>734714324 Juvia
Just make sure you don't do it too much, or else you'll never get better~
> That last pic told me all i needed to know~
You can't fool me~ More like it's all true but you're too embarrassed to admit it~
Give it time, you'll come around~
Did too~
Well, i guess i didn't need to warn you after all~
> Get a nice look~?
>Cute blue panties and sexy legs..
>>734714571 YouKnow
Oh that;s great, i hope you have a lot of fun!
>>734714641 Rory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sso4vjERgdA
>>734715114
Thanks mate
>>734715125
Hopefully lol I'm flying solo this year
>>734715125
>>734715114
Go ahead. You haven;t even taken the safety off, rookie.
>>734715187
Oh, i thought you had someone you were going with?
>>734715203
Great work as always, photoshop anon!
>>734715337
Well there's two of my friends going but I doubt I'll hang with them the whole time
>>734715337
just anon
>>734715125
Well im this game it helps me understand which strategy works and which doesn't.
>it told you nothing you stupid pervert!
I'm not fooling!
I am not embarrassed! Stupid!
I will not you stupid pervert!
>n-no, i didn't even look...
>s-shut up!
>pretty pink panties...
>>734715203
That's a really good one anon!
Probably one of my favorites you've done thank you!
>>734714324 (Juvia)
Nope, you're only making assumptions here~
Nuh-uh, Hanako's the prevert here, I'm just a simple ordinary Firekeeper that just complimented the hair, nothing more~
Nah, there's never too much love. As well as Snopp Dogg as the Smoker, he can choke me all day long..~
Sounds good to me. That's why I probably come here, too
>>734714401 (Hanako)
Well, just try not to stump on something sticky~ Well, they weren't using the bed to its full potential anyway~ ;p
Catch me if you can Honey~ ;p
And I have to remember to take the chance next time I'll get it~ ;p
Also, I have a button named "get_to_the_choppa", I hope my teacher will get me some bonus points or the reference~
I cant feel my face and I nearly fell out of my chair twice.
booze is great.
>>734715743
I can't feel my face when I'm with you
>>734716027
shut the fuck up you shitnigger
>>734715396
Right, that must've been what i was thinking of. What are you most excited about doing at the con?
>>734715398
Ah right, sorry i forgot!
>>734715451
Ahh ok yeah that makes sense.
> Every~thing~
I know you aren;t, but you're trying to~
The cute look on your face says otherwise~
Well i will~
> Then how did you know i posted panties~?
> Now you've got the pretty pink panties~ And oh my, looks like you're a little cold there~
>>734715515
Don;t worry, i'll throw a sheet over it~ How do you know~? ;p
I'll catch you and wont let go~ ;p
Well there should be plenty of chances during your vacation, so don't worry~ ;p
They better give you bonus points, that;s a solid reference~
>>734715743
Lucky
>>734716068
Hun pleas
>>734716077
Dealer's/Artist Ally, there's a qt I buy art from, might have a little chatter with her, she's been asking me if I'm going during her streams
>>734716090
your waifu is shit and you should kill yourself
>>734716109
go die
>>734715515
It's not assumption when i know you did
Hanako is a pervert and so are you
Pervert
Not having any of the original guns in the game and only modded guns
I know that's why i came here
>>734716077
>dubs
Yeah
>no- thing you stupid pervert
I am not! I hate you!
It does not shut up!
Pervert!
>i j-just know...
>shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!
>>734715125
https://youtu.be/U8YJGwsuJn8
>>734716302
Why are you such a edgelord
>>734716302
You leave her out of this!
>>734716568
because fuck you you heretical shit
>>734716718
she's a slut and youre a cuck
>>734716159
Cool, though where would you even put any more art lol? Oh nice, gonna try to make something happen~?
>>734716416
> Alright alright, maybe i was mistaken...maybe~
See, you're doing it again!~
That cute face says many things~
Cutie!~
> Seems a bit fishy if you ask me~
> Nope, sorry~
>>734716542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl1EMqTM_yo
:(
>>734716782
:(
>>734716830
https://youtu.be/o2dx3u95KUM
>>734716077
>check
Sounds like a plan~ I... have my resources~ ;p
I was hoping for that actually~
Ah, yes, vacation... Only two weeks left, and then I practically have two whole fucking months of freedom~
I hope so~
By the way, the chopper's working, hell yeah!
I need to add more explosions, Michael Bay style.
>>734716416
If you know so you must have solid evidence then~
Nuh-uh, wrong again~
no u
Isn't this the purpose of the game after all?
>N-nice legs~
>>734717149
Warning, ear rape at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvM6Mg0VtO0
>>734716782
Now you are making stuff up
>>734717424
i nevr lie
>>734717514
You just did you silly drunk rabbit
>>734717373
Damn right~ I seem well don't worry, i'll be using the bed to it's full potential instead~ ;p
I had a feeling that was the case~
Oh wow only two weeks? Nice, you're so close to doing absolutely nothing for 2 months~
I hope i might get a chance or two myself as well~
Nice, good job!
Now you're thinkin like an american!~
>>734717383
I am disappoint.
https://youtu.be/0aEY3F1_VJc
>>734717637
you shut your whore mouth
>>734717906
Why are you being so rude to me bun.
>>734717988
becuase fuck you
Claiming best girl.
Morning /waifu/.
>>734717776
That last one tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ1XeS03CGA
>>734718073
Hello
>>734716830
HORY SHIET didn't know you replied long ago...
Oh I'll make it fit in my room~ And maybeeee~
>>734717708
~
Oh my, sounds like you're in for a lot of fun~ ;p
Sometimes you have a good feeling about stuff~
Yes, and I'm so excited to do absolutely fucking nothing it's great!~
Well, that only depends on you, tho I fully encourage you to... Have some fun, so to speak~
Thanks!
"Go big or go home" way, and it's awesome~
>>734718225
>>734718073
Do wish u
>>734718071
Well then I guess I will talk to you later sometime or not thats fine too
>>734718422
What's new
>>734718425
Yes. Wish was replacing pillow.
>>734718510
Tekken 7!
>>734718251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBSRA2k7FBE
Haha where the ceiling~?
Hehehe well good luck~
>>734718306
Oh yeah, it's gonna be a wild time~ ;p
I do have my moments~
I'm glad, you deserve it after all the bullshit you've had to endure the past month or so~
Oh don;t worry, there will be plenty of fun to be had~
~ <3
Exactly, it's sure to earn you big points~
Swimsuit edition~
>>734718985
Maybe!
Yeah.. maybe this time the faggot co-worker wont hug me from behind and call me "sweetheart" like nigga... I BARELY know you.. fuck off outta here with that shit or else Ima hook ya with my left
>>734718834
I will be saving that thank you very much
Is it good?
>>734719249
I hope so! Downloading it at the moment.
>>734718106
MMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
CREAMMMMMMMMMY
https://youtu.be/pG8RAbWs1yo
>>734719097
Bout the only place left~
Hahaha that really happened? Well it sounds like he might have a thing for you~
>>734719313
This is a pic of max throwing Saya
Welp, I hopw you'll enjoy it!
I don't play fighting games that much
>>734719630
I know he does, already told him to fuck off with that bullshit, else Ima purge him for such heresy, hasn't spoken a word to me since then thankfully
Going to bed now, night cutie~
>>734719704
That's not how Saya looks like!
Fighting games are fun, but no one I know really likes them ;_;
>>734719627
Printer best instrument.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hot4j97Mbk
>>734719738
Haha well i guess you'll see once you get there.
nighty night cutie~
>>734719862
Saya pls
I've only played the first Injustice and the MK series ;-;
>>734718985
Well, maybe you should get someone to have this fun with~? ;p
They are far and in between, but they still are~
Awww, thank you, I humbly also think so~
For all the time I'll have? You have no idea~~
That or I'm gonna have to burn the school down. With explosions, too!~
>Hanako in a swimsuit is a qt~ <3
:(
>>734720107
Nice
>>734720333
numbers
>>734720394
Meant the pic but the numbers work too
>>734719947
https://youtu.be/bzJDimvPW1Y
>>734720450
oh
>>734720487
godtier video
>>734720806
faguette
>>734720129
Hmm you're right, but who could i find to share all the fun with~? ;p
Hey now they aren't that rare~ ;p
~ <3
Hehe even more than i think huh, well that;s even better~~
Yeah there you go, show them what a real explosion looks like!~ Then say "grade this, bitch"!~
> It's a shame there arent more Firekeeper simsuit pics~ <3
And wew, that see through top~
>>734720487
Classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp28JPs25ek
>>734720107
Why is she trying to hurt that small..thing?
Never played Injustice or the latest MKs.
>>734721145
Hi
>>734720847
How was Skype tbh
>>734721145
Yrs, hello
>>734720865
https://youtu.be/pcYrTCGKyrU
I have so many guns on this Enter the Gungeon run.
>>734721029
Because it's a monster, and mosters need to be dealt harshly
Saya is one of them, isn't she?
Injustice is fun, the MKs are... Eh
>>734721203
Good morning Tomo-chan, you sleep well?
>>734721226
>snuggles up to yew
>>734721226
I didn't get to cyber tbh
>>734714754
https://discord io/waifu
why do you fucks always leave out the discord we have?
>>734721282
I haven't slept yet
>>734721282
Stop that. It's already bad enough in this thread
>>734721292
You clearly didn't try hard enough :^)
Can I claim a qr code to be my waifu?
>>734721294
Because it's not the reason these threads exist. Fuck off back to your shitty discord
>>734721466
Too much of a pussy to join ?
lol
>>734721466
lmao, youre an ape.
ive implemented more shit then you even understand.
brainless retard
>>734721294
Stop shilling your shithole
>>734721362
I haven't slept either...
My dad and you know who were watching UFC 212
>will watch it later today.
Can't wait until my dad moves out again.
>>734721415
I can't, you're... you're everything I want in a bf...
>>734721415
Eh, maybe another time
>>734721607
shut up ry
>>734721658
what makes it a shithole?
>>734721702
Ah. Well good for them and I hope you like the fights. Sorry he hasn't
>>734721238
I-I don't know what you are talking about. Saya is just a cute girl.
There's something about the animations I don't really like in Injustice nor do I really like the characters either.
>>734721702
I'm sure you can find someone else
>>734721704
*Palpatine voice* Do it
>>734721704
kek
still mad youre dumbass cirno gave it to me?
Hello everyone!
>>734721362
Hi tomo hows your butt?
>>734721702
>bear hug
>>734721787
Whachu doing today?
>>734721874
No one compares to you <3
>>734721904
waahh!! i don't want alice to get the wrong idea!
Hi sweetits
kill yourselves
Shi- be right back
>>734721904
Oh I'm just laying in bed reading about a rather adorable cockroach girl. >>734721951
Nothing yet. Laying in bed and stuff.
>>734722004
No! Mine!
>>734721951
Give me some valid reasons as to why you say that
>>734721815
Suuuure, and Max didn't end embarrassingly
Ah well, I do believe it's a good game, but animation and characters is something I can understand
What are you into?
>>734721874
I don't even have a skype
>>734721888
no, I couldn't care less about that
You just became like Flan
>lul I took down cirno
>lul look at all the shit I implemented but nobody gives a shit about
Next you'll brag about people cutting themselves because you asked
>>734722058
Cockroach girl? that dose not sound cute.
Oh hello you all!
>>734722196
Oh it is very cute see? >>734722200
Hi again fish lady how are you
Tomo
>>734722257
Oh, Im very fine today. Slept well, dont have to do much today. It will be a good day I think. How about you?
>>734722200
Hello again
>>734722257
Wow that is very cute. She is also little dumb
>>734722340
Hello anon
>>734722346
Oh I haven't slept yet myself heh
>>734722418
Well she is a cockroach after all. It's adorable she even cleans trash and a that.
>>734722167
you ever had people love you so much
they carve your name into their arm?
me and flan got several to do it for us
;)
>>734722167
Omegalul
>>734722678
that one feel when all these new clowns trying to replace us OGs
>>734722599
Edgy
>>734722678
petalul
>>734722418
Hi Yuno! Good to see you! How is your day?
>>734722495
Oh, why's that? Something keeping you up?
>>734722599
Thats edgy.
>>734721704
infinitylul
>>734722722
I am not really OG. But I am unique I guess since I get kicked out of every group I join just for being the edgiest motherfucker there.
>>734722822
I just have trouble sleeping is a
>>734722858
you know how we get down though my dude
>>734722418
Honestly just make any thing a little moe and it becomes so cute. I need to be less easily secured in to finding things cute
>>734722822
Well I just got up so not much has happened so far. What about you?
>>734722835
ok
>>734722922
No I have no idea. I will just suck up to someone else if Shino doesn't like my shitposting no more.
>>734722979
Yeah you find everything cute
>>734723006
our shitposting bb.
we got banned together
the thing is is thats just how we talk.
fucking lul
lemme plug the discord again to make me monkeys hate me
https://discord . io/waifu
>>734722918
Try drinking some warm milk with honey. Always does it for me.
>>734722979
Kinda same, I have to do some things today but nothing major.
A shame since its the end of the weekend, but it was a fun weekend so I dont mind too much.
>>734723190
Nah I find that to be nasty.
>>734723079
Ah I'm to week with cute stuff
>>734723190
Ho cool did you do anything good this week end?
>>734723438
Like yunos legs in that pic.
>>734723438
oh yeah
there was some guy in the discord that was sad you left
if you wanted to join back itd make him happy
think it was minami or fran
>>734723286
Oh, I see. I honestly dont know then, I used to have trouble sleeping but they stopped after some time.
I always found it easy to sleep after I go fish, but thats probably unlikely to help, right?
I kinda wish I could fish again. Maybe next summer.
>>734723438
Not much, working too a big part of it, but when I wasnt doing that I just kinda did nothing, as in watch youtube and play some games. But thats a definiton of a good weekend for me.
>>734723558
Not really and I don't enjoy fishing all that much. Hopefully you find time for it though.
>>734723695
where can we find your lewds again
seras wanted them
>>734723494
Yeh they look pretty dam good there don't they
Also I am on ep 4 of watanote
>>734723516
Are you talking to me?
>>734723558
hahaha yeh I have the same definition here. You got any thing good coming up?
>>734723848
What Lewds are you on about?
>>734723871
Yeah would touch and nice not a lot more to go really
>>734723695
Yeah, fishing isnt a everyone's thing. I just love it because its time when you can sit down, relax with a book or something, smell the fresh air...
and catch some fish, which are really delicous when prepared right. I cant fish this summer because my rod broke and I dont have the funds to get a good new one.
>>734723871
Not really, but might get some days off work soon because holidays and such. Not too much, but enough to take a break.
>>734723871
yeah.
>>734723998
ones sent to louise?
>>734723998
I have to take breaks every now and then cos tomo can get a little cringe
>>734724028
Sounds like it will be a relief, what do you do? if you don't mined me asking.
>>734724104
I am never rely on discord are you shor your not getting me confused with another yuno?
>>734724294
yeah youre probably not that yuno.
fucking hell get an original waifu
youre now like the 4rd one if thats right
>>734724294
I work in logistics, nothing intresting. Its not a hard job, but its just boring.
>>734722167
Ehh, mostly games and art things...
>>734724028
I see why some people like it buts not for me.
>>734724104
Never sent Louise Lewds >>734724294
She just needs a hug
>>734724689
she posted them
(;
>>734724759
good for you guys I guess
>>734724423
Art things?
>>734723848
Where is Seras btw? I've been waiting on the threads for so long and he never arrives u.u Get him here!
>>734724689
Its fun. But what do you like? As in, hobbies or something.
>>734724934
Remilia?
>>734725235
No, it's Patrick! Kidding, of course it's me.
cold, bored, and kinda upset
how lame.
>>734725367
It's just, I hardly remember a Remilia in here. Have we talked before?
>>734725440
Drink some wine and you will at least stop being cold.
>>734725511
don't really feel like goon
>>734724925
Drawing, painting etc.
>>734725581
Then find something to cover yourself with.
>>734725511
We did but it was like months ago...unless you're the same Flan that lurks into Alice's threads, in that case we talk very often, but your skills into replying seem above the ones a kindergarten kid woukd have so it's safe to assume you're not that Flan, kek.
>>734725743
but i'm already wearing 3 layers
need a cutie to cover myself with really
>>734725682
I see
I get the feeling you don't want to talk
>>734725848
Oh wow, I wonder who has been trying to impersonate me. I know there are a few people that genuinely hate me to do that.
And I lurk on Alice threads, but I very very rarely talk, and by very rarely I mean about 5 times in total. I rather talk to Alice on Discord. So yeah maybe we did talk months ago, time flies. Do you have a Discord so I can add you? I am not fond of talking in threads very much to be quite honest.
>MY pTEENS GALLERIES'
http://my-galls.com
>>734726062
That person wasn't trying to impersonate you, silly, it's just that...well, you know, Flan is like one of the most popular 2hu despite appearing in only one game so of course many people use it as avatar u.u
I think my account should be **#3052...Probably, good think you asked for it since i would've been waay too shy to ask you instead :p
>>734726436
I know that she is popular dummy. It's just if the person was acting like a kinder-gardener and used Flan as avatar it could be someone just trying to throw a bad name at me. Since I actually use the identity of Flan anywhere I go, nearly half of all boards. So yes. I will add you.
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