Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
Makoto claimed
>>734706571 cheeki
how have you been you fuck
Still here
and
>>734706519
Yeah would be a good time
>>734706685
Awesome will look into it
Wow Im bad at replying. And we cant steal the clockwork minotaur. Found the owner of the tower and made amends for trying to steal his stuff.
>>734701089
>feeling nothing at the passing of grandparents
I know that feel. It was surreal.
>>734706597
nice legs
>>734706800
U wot
>>734706806
Pretty good. Did a lot of car work today. Opened up the gas tank, took the fuel pump out, drained the gas tank, now I'm waiting for it to clean up a bit. Gonna have to drain it again tomorrow.
I tuned my guitar down to drop C, it's metal
>>734707108
nice peek
>>734707108
You are up late
>>734707140
I claimed you
>>734706597
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>734705198 hanako
I'll try. Although they declared war on me for not giving up Danzig
>you're wrong! I hate you!
>d-don't openly compliment me... It's embarrassing...
>it does not! All it want to say is you're a big stupid perv!
>stupid pervert...
>>734706886
I'll take one for you
>>734707140
is your shitty car fixed yet
>>734707458
gib
>>734707211
nice hair too
>>734707222
but mom !
>>734707226
Y tho
>>734707349
>Shitty
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And no, I still don't have the tools to remove the exhaust and transmission yet. This is the "new" RX. Look at how the inside of the tank looks like!
>>734707349
Thanks.
>>734707549
No buts now let me bathe you
>>734707552
Thanks
>>734706583 Misaki.
Kind of.
>>734707267
Shit it's starting already huh?
> Oh i am not~ No you don't~
> Well i would do it privately, but that's not really an option right now~ Besides i know you like it, i bet you'd love for me to embrace you from behind as i whisper sweet compliments in your ear~
> Aaaaaannd~?
> You enjoy it~
>>734707552
cute ears elfpire
>>734707620
oh are you drunk now ?
>>734707202
good
what are you playing?
>>734707549
yes it's long and dark just how I like it.
would you look at that cheeky face
>>734707854
I wish
https://youtu.be/Bf7mukqw3hQ
>>734707458
>>734707514
>>734707854
you mean cute everything
>>734707560
Disgusting
>>734707620
no problem
>>734708112
Hi new pet, I'm your new master
What's up
>>734708250
>>734707910
yes it is pretty long
she is the best girl on that series
>>734707949
well then you may have some of mine and bathe me
>>734708180
that too but ears mainly
>>734707910
I was trying to figure out Freya by The Sword. I tuned it back to C# for that Black Sabbath
>>734707514
Go away you boat.
No touching my Shizu.
>>734708112
>>734708347
yes yes, you'll get used to it
Hello everyone~
>>734708355
how are you tonight?
>>734708505
David
>>734708421
no u idolfag
>>734708506
heya firekeeper
>>734708421
Shizu isn't a Syndra Sex Slave if Syndra doesn't exist anymore.
Also I miss the teamaster
>>734707694
Yeah. Which is why I'm playing l4d2 now
>yes you are!and yes i do!
>w-whatever
>no i would not! I would hate that! And i hate you!
>you're a stupid pervert!
>i do not!
>>734708506
Hello fire keeper
>>734707694
No more details?
>Misaki Claimed
>>734708355
That sounds like a deal
>>734708599
Hiya Shinobu
How are things?
>>734708663
Hello Juvia!
Err.. Uhm, n-nice Hanako you've got there..
How are you tonight?
Jolyne Kujo claimed
>>734708355
she is
have you actually watched it?
>>734708417
I haven't heard of that band before but it's a nice song.
What can you play from sabbath's repertoire?
>>734708421
Hmm?
>>734708447
Hmm...
>>734708579
Shoo
Wasn't the cat thing an idol or something too?
Griffith is boo
>>734706597
What are the point of these threads? Why not take a shower, hit the gym, put the nuggets down and find a real wife? Fucks sake I got a wife and 2 girlfriends.
>>734708803
good, played lots of vidya today, how are you?
>>734708864
I can play a bit of I can play a lot of songs from Paranoid and Master of Reality, I've been trying to get Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and Snowblind down
>>734708948
How polite -_-
>>734708942
You can have a cool gundam
>>734708948
She was a guitarist and singer
>>734708532
its day pretty much
doing good so far played some games with friend
how about you ?
>>734708711
sweet
>>734708864
I sure did
its was pretty nice
>>734709040
Really simple. This is all they can do.
>>734708506
Good morning Honey~ How are you?
>>734708663
Abandoning your people just like that, how cruel~ ;p Have fun~
> Nah i have a feeling i'm not~ Sure you do~
> Soon enough~
> Oh don't lie, i know you got excited when you read that~ You want it bad don't you~?
> There's more to it than that~
> Do too~
Wew, such cute white panties~
>>734708688
I work as a painter/assistant handyman.
Learning the trade via experience rather than school.
>>734709121
Thats close enough.
>>734709040
>>734709243
I only browse 4chink when I'm taking a shit or when I want to laugh at how pathetic some are.
>>734709203
Yeah anything else you want?
>>734709334
Wow, that's actually really cool. Now you just need a tan and a beard and you can claim to be Jesus
>>734709203
had a good day home alone, thinking about goin to bed soon tho
>>734709097
You can play their essentials then, that's good.
Is this as far as you'll stray away from classic rock?
>>734709203
I enjoyed it too.
It's funny because I started posting her before I watched the show.
>>734709349
nuu
Not the same thing!
>>734709077
>check
What did ya play?
Good, having breakfast, work soon
>>734709334
Good evening Sweetie~
I'm pretty good, having the usual. And how are you? Aren't you sleepy~?
>>734709639
I play a bit of everything: Beatles, Rush, Audioslave, Black Keys, Green Day, and a few others that escape me.
>>734709497
I wonder what else I'd like
what do you think ?
>>734709580
I spent half of the day at home alone too had too much to clean up and make some room
>>734709639
well it was a nice pick from the start , she is pretty cute after all and all best girls use legwear
>>734709926
Why do you listen to shit?
>>734709953
Im not sure so you can say
>>734709349
R00d
No egg rolls for you, then.
>>734710032
I realize this is bait, but whatever
>implying any of those are shit
>>734709505
Thanks. Haha it's too bad i don't tan well and my beard doesn't grow in full enough~
>>734709692
Good to hear~
I'm pretty good, just got done kicking the ass of a skinny frail prince and his cripple brother~
Nah i got a good 5 hour nap in~ What about you, i kept you up way past your bedtime after all~ ;p
>>734710032
post your stuff
>inb4 a /mu/ list
>>734708803
You perv i know what you're looking at
I'm good. Played some hearts of iron now playing l4d2
How are you?
>>734709334
Well I'll be back eventually
>y-you are! You're way wrong! I do! I hate you more than anyone!
>shut up!
>i did not! I thinkit's a stupid idea and you're a stupid little pervert!
>no there isn't you stupid perv!
>no i don't!
Stop staring you stupid pervert!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight thread.
>>734709692
mostly overwatch, played alittle bit of league tho
>>734709953
i did alittle bit of laundry but didnt have to clean anything
>>734709639
Haven't seen you in a while
Doing well?
>>734710105
They are tbh
>>734710179
>pink Floyd
>King Crimson
>Alt-J
>Yes
>The Who
>U2
>Gorillaz
>Blur
>Sex Pistols
>Ramones
>Blue Oyster Cult
>Dio
That's all off the top of my head, but there's tons more
Wish I was dead tbh
>>734709926
All nice bands.
I should've got into playing guitar when I was younger.
>>734709953
Not all of them
>>734710376
hello I'm doing alright what about you?
>>734710106
Reminds me of when Yui and I talked for the first time and he said 'you sound a lot more masculine than I imagined'.
It kind of makes me smile every time I hear about /waifu/ claimers with tough jobs or hobbies. I don't really know why though.
>>734710089
I wonder that myself now
>>734710356
same I'm still doing some laundry
hopefully I won't be too drunk to finish it
>>734710483
well most then
>>734710421
>says my list of songs I can play is shit
>has U2 on his list
>>734710483
Never too late to start!
>>734710483
I'm doing good
Actually was just stopping by before going to sleep
>>734710391
>>734710421
neo/mu/
Nancy Suzy Fish claimed
>>734710441
why?
>>734710539
are you drinking water too?
>>734710539
Come on you know. Awe cute art
>>734710421
>>734710106
~
Damn, you sure showed two cripples their place, so strong and menacing Hanako~ ;p
That's a lot of sleep, even for you~ ;p
Meh, to counter that I slept in a little so I'm all good~ ;p
Any plans for the night besides lewding~?
>>734710254
Alright, you got me.... I really like the hair, pls don't be mad ;~;
L4d2 best game for mods, 11/10 would shoot a shitload of Spongebobs and run away from Hitler-witch again
Just having some breakfast, gonna work on projects soon so fun times ahead
>>734710356
Why do you never play any good games
Besides
Paladins >>> OW
discuss
>>734710706
Lot of things on my mind, death doesn't sound so bad right now
>>734710539
I can give you that
>>734710550
I know!
But it would've been a better use of my time
>>734710625
goodnight
off to sleep, night everyone!
>>734710421
>blue oyster cult
Can we have sex now?
>>734710812
Liar! You were looking at her panties
Pervert
Game's absolutely best game with mods
Oh i bet there are
Roll for Mai Waifu Fukua
(How do we know if a waifu has been claimed?)
>>734710949
goodnight
Yui claimed :)
>>734711029
You dont and Filla is more cute.
>>734710706
uh sure lets call it water
>>734710769
I'm not sure snugs its pretty late here anyways and it is cute
>>734710908
see it works out that way mostly
I should watch the specials
>>734710949
See you!
>>734711225
Pal :)
>>734710812
league was actually fun, we totally steamrolled every game
paladins is for poorfags
>>734711258
drink water so you dont get a hangover
>>734711002
No I did not! I really like the straight hair and the uniform, it really.. Suits her..
So no panties!
Am not!
True that. Ain't nothing better than shooting Zoidbergs. With a pink shotgun, too
I went to that school to learn programming
All I got was depression and ghetto memes
11/10 would waste my life again
>>734711002
1. I don't ERP
2. I'm not gay lul
>>734710679
I also listen to
>Velvet Underground
>Glass Animals
>Neutral Milk Hotel (unironically)
>The neighborhood
>Arctic Monkeys
>Wild Beasts
>Of Monsters And Men
>Florence + The Machine
>The Bangles
>Wham!
>The Cars
>Iron Maiden
>>734710254
Yeah, gotta carefully plan your strategy after all.
> You're reactions tell the truth i'm afraid~ I know you do, you little tsundere~
> I didn't say anything~
Uh huh sure, i'll bet you're trying to work up the courage to ask me to do that~
> Well that;s a little disappointing..
> Your face says it all~
Oh? Don't you want to get a little lewd~?
>
>>734710441
What;s wrong?
>>734710518
Haha really?
I get that too, maybe it's because it makes us think that we're not just a group of basement dwellers or something.
>>734710812
Damn right, and i even had a Solaire cosplayer helping me put them in thier place~
I know right, i felt i needed to treat myself a little~ ;p
Hmm you're lucky i had to go to sleep too, otherwise i wouldve kept you up all night for a change~ ;p
Just the usual of course~ What about you~?
>>734711437
Just things that remind me that death isn't such a bad idea
>>734711258
there's only one very important exception that comes to mind but otherwise you're right.
I didn't know there were any :o
>>734711258
Well if you think of anything let me know
https://youtu.be/cB79pnU2f2I
>>734711323
maybe a glass before bed
>>734711536
2 I don't remember well and
I always though kyouko posted that fang
>>734711560
not fair
and I might
>>734711325
Liar you were looking at her panties
Perv
Personally i like running from shrek with the scatter gun from tf2
Wasting your life is the best way to spend life
>>734711379
No worries friend it was only joke
>wham!
I love you
>>734711437
More like restart my save because they're pushing me back
>they do not you stupid pervert!
>you do not! And I'm not a tsundere!
>stupid
Never! Not In a million years you stupid pervert!
>too bad. Pervert!
>it does not you stupid pervert!
N-no! You perv...
>>734711945
make it a big glass
>>734711323
>league was fun
Haven't heard that one in a long while. But glad you had fun tbh
And Paladins is just OW gameplay without the graphics, so in OW you practically pay $30 for nice asses and memes.
Also, drinking water to prevent a hangover is the worst fucking advice in the wrold.
Drink some juice or a multivitamin soluble tablet
>>734711437
Damn, you two showed them for good, the cripled team had no chances~
You sure did~ Hope it'll suffice you for this night, too~~
You wouldn't do such a cruel thing to this little boy, now would you~? ;p
That's pretty nice~
And, well... The projects ain't gonna do themselfes~
>>734711945
So thats a no?
>>734711599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrKMiE9WII0
>>734711945
I might look for those tomorrow actually.
Kyouko has nice fang too
>>734712164
https://youtu.be/c3vONDqvayo
>>734712088
they are all the same size I could just go for one of those bottles instead
>>734712164
anything will do then
>>734712316
don't spoil them for me ! and she does that is why I thought it was that poster
>>734711499
That bad huh...
>>734712017
Oh, but isn't that cheating?
> Sure they do, like now for instance~
> But if you aren't, then how could you be my sexy little tsundere~?
Oh i'm sure it'll be much sooner than that~
> Oh well, i already know what they were so it's fine~
> Then you might want to look in a mirror~
You sure~?
>>734712331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFbuSShYKpc
>>734712555
Then nothing it is
>>734712150
overwatch also comes with the guarantee that it'll get high quality content updates for a long time, cause its a blizzard game
>hangovers are caused by dehydration, so water is the best cure for them
anyways im off to bed, barely keeping my eyes open
night everyone
>>734712629
https://youtu.be/H7hiF7fXhLg
>>734712555
I won't spoil!
And I only use that picture to lure the You Know poster
>>734712774
goodnight
>>734712150
I kinda feel bad for them, they knew they stood no chance but they still decided to fight~
I'm sure it will~~
Well someone needs a taste of their own medicine every now and then, even a little boy like you~ ;p
Yup~ Though i already stopped drinking so maybe a little less nice~ ;p
Ahh that's right, well i hope i don't distract you from them too much~
>>734712774
Goodnight Shinobu.
>>734712906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dMIjN18uMI
>>734712591
Yup, can't even drink cause I got more work tomorrow
>>734712774
Night