Tell it straight to me /b/ I will be running for political office

Wear a Trump cap and you'll be trustworthy, trust me.

>>734697969
scrape that hippie shit off your chin

>>734698037
But my country dislikes americans for most part.
>>734698086
I refuse how will I otherwise prove my masculinity as a fattie?

>>734698037
Fucking hilarious.

>>734698406
Lose weight

>>734697969
What district?

>>734699965
Not a district but region of southern Karelia.

>>734700201
I can't help you there, but if you want to be mayor of Toronto, I advise a crack regiment.

>>734697969
You look like a sphincter.

>>734697969
Grow a beard and I'd trust your face more.

>>734700201
You look fine. Talk trash about those hesbyset and how they're trying to disturb other places with their political agenda. Gl

With what's on your chin you look like you're trying to match a goat so you won't alarm them whenever you fuck them

try to trim the beard and make it look more professional atleast

Lose the beard, spend some time trying on glasses, and get a well fitted suit. Preferably black, don't go with gray. Personally, I always thought Navy looked too casual. I'd say maybe lose a little weight. It's not really critical, but you have time and it might help.

Stick to the issues, distance your career from your personal life. Everyone has skeletons in the closet, and your opponents will try to drag your dirty laundry into the town square. Don't start shit, but you have to be prepared to fight on this level.

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>>734700559
It used to look lot worse.

are you in a mostly liberal or republican area?

>>734700770
Shit, you could have been cute back in the day. Why do you still have that shit on your face?

>>734697969
fuck no you have a beard, one thing iv learned from having a beard NO ONE WILL TRUST YOU & EVERY ONE WILL ASSUME YOU ARE A MUSLIM lulz

when will they learn that i identify as a MILSIM not a Muslim :/

>>734697969
the amish can run for office?

Youlook like people can be asured around you. Asured that u will fuck a kid that is

>>734701059
like i said, if you are not going to cut the beard at least try to trim it

>>734698406
Chris Christie doesn't need to lose weight to be a successful politician, neither do you. You DO need to lose the beard fast, though. And keep in mind that if normie find out you're on "Four Chan," you're done for.

>>734700819
Most of the region is either social liberal right-wingers and centrist social conservatives but leftists whom I`m looking to groom are 22% of the voters.
>>734700876
Refusal to shave post-military service.

>>734701226
im not the op lulz but i was talking to him & mine is trimmed

>>734701344
nice dubs
Who is the majority and what are important policies in that are

>>734697969
Shave and change cloths

>>734697969
>>734697969
Here's what you do.
-Lose weight, become alpha (or at least not beta as fuck)
-Trim your lower beard, and grow a mustache and connect it. You want a beard cropped to maybe 1.5" all the way around.
-Don't have that basic fucking haircut. Get a classic men's haircut, one that doesn't make you look like an autismo faggot. I'm talking something like a classic side part.

>>734701787
what this anon said

>>734700747
This.

>>734697969
Table for one at Chuck E. Cheese.

>>734697969
I wouldn't trust you with my doritos or mountain due but I might 4 all else

>>734701531
The center party, and their main issue at the moment is healthcare and regional government reform but their traditional policies have been on stronger emphasis on less densely populated regions and improvements for those areas.

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>>734701999
CHECKED
Also, underrated

>>734702133
Stay true to the traditional values of the people and you should get a lot of the vote....TRIM THE FUCKING BEARD THOUGH

>>734697969
As-Salaam-Alaikum my brother
make sure to institute Sharia
blessings of the prophet upon you

>>734702349
What this anon said
You look like a fucking Muslim..pls trim beard