Killing myself today. Spending last day having dinner with some

dont

Prostitute, murder a chad or two


Best i can come up with

If you have friends, why the fuck are you killing yourself?

I think it's time to stick a sharpie in your pooper and take a photo for the internet. it's the least you can do.

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>>734694732
Don't kill yourself pussy.

>swedecuck
Why wait tho

>>734694732
Who the fuck cares. Stop attention whoring, jesus Christ fuck off.

>>734694732

>have friends

You're better off than most of /b/, so clearly you're just a faggot looking for attention.

Spend your last few hours pulling the pants down on random strangers and sucking their dick.

stream

Get in the mood. Listen to some sad music, get in the tub, etc

>>734694732
Jag bor I Sverige med Adda min kik Chrowstet eller snapchat krinkan99 så kan vi prata

>>734694732
U need s girlfriend ur soulmate still loves u OP chase ur dreams op

>>734694732
Do a flip faggot,

lol post nudes first

Those look like swedish viagra.

gonna splooge to death? drown in cum?
ignore the advice to see your doctor if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours?

we salute you, swede faggot

youre on sweden? grab a gun or knife, and then go killing every muslim goatfucker you can find.

>>734694732
Dont kill cats then KYLE!

the hours before my (failed) suicide:

secure deleted my "worst" porn.

threw away my drug paraphenelia in aa trash can a few blocks away

wrote down all my passwords and logins to accounts that would be closed by my family on my behalf.

made sure I had clean underwear on.
didnt eat, had good bowel movements, not too much food and water in my stomach, because I heard that when you die you shit and piss yourself, and didnt want that for person who found me.

made a killer playlist of best music for my deathbed.

drank a final bottle of dom perignon with my 100 pills that shouldve killed me (i mustve pulled off bag i had tied around my neck unconsciously)


left my front door unlocked so I could be found days later

turned off my voicemail answering machine so no answer to phone. turned off ringer so that no ringing. took off lock from my phone, so that someone else could use. i had wiped my phone, so all that it had was my contacts and music and standard apps


tried to think of all the happy memories i had of people i loved. still cried for myself....

>>734694732
at least take out some niggers/mudslimes before you do it

>>734701428
>>734694732

This all the way - I can't hate all muslims but go find some who have their women in a burqa - maybe drag it out a few days and try to kill a bunch.

Who knows, serial killing muslims might reinvigorate you, help you find your calling

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see ya later. Kill urself u weeh lord ian hater

>>734700525
shit man, should have put your porn on a flash drive

>>734694732
Don't.

Don't mang. I mean, probably a bunch of fags on /b/ won't help, but seriously, I know from experience, it only hurts those you love.

Hopefully you find help. Stay strong, bruh.

run over a couple of no good nig nogs.

>>734702031
i do now.
failed suicide was years ago. still used external HD, with password.

now i used encrypted thumb drive that is disguised as a folder called "untitled 3"

Buy a slingshot, go outside and find a bird, shoot it, pluck it, cook it, eat it. Now ponder suicide as you digest a once living creature.

>>734694732
Don't

Don't do it, anon. You have friends and money, which means you still have hope.

Dive into the web and find an actual video of someone killing them self. With audio, if you can. Watch the whole fucking thing. Then contemplate all the fucking broken lives they left in there wake by doing something so selfish.

>>734701428
this

Life gets better eventually, but only if YOU make it better. I know you may believe that that's an insurmountable task right now, but it's within your reach.

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>>734703046

Who are you leaving your stuff to?

buy itunes gift cards, post codes here.
will buy stuff in your memory

>>734703294
wtf is this?

>>734694732
theres always more to live for, find your passion find a career, pray, talk to your friends about it

>>734703294

Katelyn Nicole Davis - live streamed her hanging on new years eve 2016:


there is a youtube called: ITZ DOLLLY THE FULL STORY! and liveleaks vid too, if not gone

>>734694732
Please dont. You dont have too

>>734704134
Looks like this video I saw of some 12 year old hanging herself becuase she was bullied at school

>>734704639
>>734704607

yup.
it was actually sad

>>734704639
it was shit piss poor abusive retarded mom and stepdad, family, school was just icing on cake. long story, its in youtube vid,much too long for anyone to satifactorily explain here, without missing major facts

Katelyn Nicole Davis

Shoot up an ikea.

OP don't do it.

>>734704920
in the end, she was just swaying lifelss, in her livestream, birds and highway traffic noises in backgrond for about 20 minutes

>>734694732
Make your suicide funny as fuck so people don't forget you.

Do something like go into a public space then yell "FUCK YOU ROB SCHNEIDER" then shoot yourself in the head.

Please don't. This is your sign, please be safe, you have so much more to live for then you realize right now. Talk to someone you know. Please. Get someone to help, I know they will.

Självmordslinjen

don't do it, take it from a very depressed and lonely person. Push thru it and MAKE a reason to live. whatever that is for you.

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>>734694732

You are Swed.

You should kill as many niggers and mudslimes as you can to do a service to your people.


But considering that you are killing yourself, I'm guessing you have been way to femenized to realise what a cuck you are.

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BUY ME AN ONAHOLE

>>734694798
seconded. if you at least have friends, you;ve got enough to make life meaningful. You're going to die eventually and there's a lot of insanly good perks to living while theres none in death.

>>734706927
dont do this. This guy's just a pussy

>>734694732
In the end it's your choice but here me out nobody Truely wants to die Anon.Death is always starring at us let it come as it intends leave the past break the depression.Set goals and if you never reach them they were never meant to be.

>>734694732
i am also thinking about killing myself. i attempted it about 4 years ago and failed. i have no friend or money, most of my family doesn't speak to each-other anymore. i will die alone no matter when i die so it makes no difference.

we love you don't do it

>>734694732
dont do it