an asteroid hits the earth ending all life in 24 hours. How do

Fuck every kid in a 5 mile radius, just to piss off the sjw fags

>>734689267
>rape every girl i thought of fucking in hs
>kill them afterwards
>round 2

Lie in bed, waiting patiently for it all to finally end. Bliss.

>>734689267
>How do you spend your last day?
Like I spend most of my days.

Alone

>>734690261
SUP Danny

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>>734689267
smoke so much pot that i die in my sleep

>>734689267
cry with joy that its finally over

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>>734690594

probably do the same

just chill with my family for the last few moments

watch a movie or something

eat some tasty junk food

maybe rewatch some JoJo episodes with my older brother.

>>734689267
Shitpost on /b/

>>734689267

Steal a nice car and drive it off a cliff.

Post bananas everywhere and I mean every fucking where

teleport the planet somewhere else I guess.

Watch These Final Hours, weep for a few hours that I'm utterly alone in the end, and then swallow the bullet.

>>734689267
stick my pinky in a soldiers asshole

>>734691361

Nah if the world was ending in 24hrs there'd be comradery.

>>734689267

find a bat and climb up a mountain.

>>734690739

i thought you were gonna say jerking off

not go on 4chan
maybe have an orgy with a few people

>>734689267

Put on some music and drink.

maybe try to gather all my friends/family together for one last party.

Since I know the largest antenna tower in the southeastern US is like an hour from me, grab a set of bolt cutters, all my radio transmission gear, and a collection of the sweetest mixes I can and go on a roadtrip to go full on pirate radio to play out the rest of my brothers and sisters in style.

>steal an airplane
>put people I like on it
>survive the impact
>rebuild the world in my image as king

>>734691514
Well, that too, unless I'm in a delusional mode on no fap.

Talking with my kid and reading the bible

>>734692420
I guess you'd rather bore yourself to death then

>>734692420
you pretentious little twat

probably get gangbanged by BBC, always wanted to do that

Smoke a joint in the park while listening to Mac DeMarco.

I'd probably wonder why everyone is acting bat shit crazy and near the end I'd find out and be pissed that I wasted the day

Spend a few hours gathering my favorite people (if they want), food, drink, music, everything.

Steal a very nice boat and put all those things on it.

Drive until the coast is gone

Chill party time. Probably sex.

Best sunset ever from debris cloud.

Cease to exist as an organism.

Drift endlessly into the cold, meaningless void.

>>734693216
get off this board you normie scum

>>734691487
There would be murder in the streets

I would probably be with my family.

>>734693447
Nice.

>>734689267
mods

>>734693890
calling for mods wouldn't save you

Fuck my childhood crushes

>>734691487
>>734693727
Indeed, and just imagine the looting

>>734690858
this and i would finish my whole bottle of valium with it.

>>734689267
Waiting anxeously

>>734689267
That is so hot.

>>734689267
Alone, masturbating, like any other day really.

might try to go see my family if the roads aren't completely fucked but they probably would be.

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Go loli hunting

>>734692643
At least I'd die holding someone who genuinely loved me for me :^)

>>734692509
It'll make the time pass slower. Checkmate faggot.

>>734689267
take the all my acid and go in style

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Killing, looting, drinking

>>734694129
Right? You'd only have the day to enjoy whatever you stole, but people would be out in droves taking everything that isn't bolted down.

I wonder what would happen with the stock market during all that

>>734694129
I think you would be surprised. Why loot? Why care if someone took something you weren't planning on using in the last 24 hours. Yes, there are the stupid people on the planet who would be all "whoa, no one's minding the store. let's rip some shit." But the majority would realize that any object would soon be worthless. You could take the Mona Lisa from the Louvre, who gives a shit if the planet is dead.

On drugs. 5 tabs of acid, 8th shrooms, 8 ball, and a gram of meth.

i'd prolly find someone to have sex with.
atleast i'd die not a virgin

>>734689267
First, play the Majora's Mask third day theme, just to get in the mood. Then, come out to mom. Get fucked by the hottest guy I can. Pet a German Shepherd puppy. Shoot as many pistols as I can, hopefully at paper. I have enough to regret without blood on my hands at the end of humanity. Bake a cake. The best cake. Eat it with friends. Find a motorbike and get to the desert. Ride until the sun goes down, and find a good place to die. Maybe I'd clock out early, I just don't know.

Attempt to destroy the earth myself. I'm not going to let some hunk of space rock beat me to the punch.

>>734689267
Go to my church and pray and then probably get shot by some looting nigger.

>>734695153
just trigger trump to push the button. can't be that hard.

>>734693836
thanks. You can join us on the boat if you're not a dickhole.

>>734689267
Fucking plowing my sisters,cousins,aunts.

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I don't know. Part of me would want to spent the day alone, but I know that would really hurt my family. I feel like they would be super sad, and it would ruin the last day with copious crying. I think I would get high, walk in the park and make some BBQ on the grill. Have some fine Rye and beer, and wait for the end.