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ask a useless cumdumpster femanon anything. Probs will kill myself

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ask a useless cumdumpster femanon anything. Probs will kill myself tonight and live stream it if people are interested.
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Timestamp tits you worthless whore.
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>>734670209
Tits or gtfo

Also dont kill yourself
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>>734670209
What's your favorite Pokémon
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>>734670209
Timestamp or Im just gonna assume youre a preop Jenner. No girls on the internet etc.
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>>734670300
This
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>>734670209
how's it going?
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Don't do it, give timestamp
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If you're gonna kill yourself you might as well show your vagoo.
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>>734670300
>>734670312
>>734670396
gb2 9gag newfags. WE NEED TITS AND TIMESTAMP FIRST A FOREMOST. AMATEURS. GAWLD
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>>734670209
Find someone or something worth living for, don't waste the precious life that you've been given.
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>>734670209
at least post a timestamp. and of course killing yourself is fucking stupid.
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those eyelashes look like the ass end of a peacock.
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>>734670209
Kys OP
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>>734670209
Let's change that probably into a definitely babe
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>>734670268
>>734670382
>>734670382

I look completely different now but I'll try to post a timestamp, I've been crying and am drunk + valium so
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>>734670209
1) Tits and timestamp.
2) Where do you live?
3) Come fuck me instead of killing yourself.
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>>734670517
HAHA. I was right. Its a dude that wishes he was a chick.
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>>734670209
kill yourself fag, link the stream already
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>>734670209
rawr xd imma edgy femanon too i cutty my wrists and don't ask meee for a timestamp pervies lol
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Don't kill yourself, for real.

Ask for help, on this link you can find a lot of different numbers to call for help, in a lot of countries.

http://lifeisstrange.com/talk/

Call someone, tell them about your problems and im sure they will help you out
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>>734670574
Dont kill yourself
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>>734670574
You look completely different or you just used this sycamori IG picture... Fess up. We will know soon regardless.
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How do I seduce roommates girlfriend who live with us, p.s my girlfriend lives with us too
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fuck these annons do it you pussy and live stream it with a fucking sharpie in your ass.
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>>734670574
Timestamp + tits required.
So, what's got you feeling suicidal? Break up? Deaths? Rape? General Existence?
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>>734670209
Where are you going to stream it at?
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>>734670761
You dont. Dont ruin your living situation and love life just because your brain fell for the old "wants what it cant have." deal.
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>>734670209
i have that same pillow case
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>>734670761
Accidentally walk passed her out of the bathroom naked after a shower , then if she acts interested later approach her and apologize but then say if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight, no immunities will work
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>>734670209
If you're going to kill yourself, why not meet up with me first and let me get some before you do?
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>>734671013
fffffffffffff
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>>734671013
fuck-ing-hell
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>>734670517
>>734670517
>>734670517


c'mon blindfags, abandon thread
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>>734671013
10/10 bet this will work, godspeed anon
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>>734670209
>Femanon

Yeah nice try bud, if that's a picture of you, you're definitely not fem kek
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>>734671223
Abandon... Nah. Thats too cliche. Im taking over this thread. Its now about naked anime girls.
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>>734671049
Seconded
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>>734671013
kike
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>>734671472
KEK
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>>734671013
kys do it now
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>>734671472
fucking kek
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>>734670209
... "Big Trouble in Little China" just go watch it. Then fap, and go sleep. Wake up and think "I'm shit, as was this movie, but it was fun..." ....random..., ...random events..., became a Management chef. I'm a Drunken futuretellershit, trust me and just GTFO!
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>>734671472
that isn't a picture of your tits though so who cares
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>>734671472
Fake

Upload a vid saying " Please rape my face when I'm dead"
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https://youtu.be/buv8GLHVSgc
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>>734671472
>https://vid.me/RRyW

now show us your tits and what not. if youre gonna kill yourself you might as well right?
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https://youtu.be/buv8GLHVSgc
.
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>>734671472
>https://vid.me/RRyW
Before you check out, want to come over and get oral?
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>>734671854
you think if I even had some half decent tits I would wanna die rn fam
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>>734671858
>https://youtu.be/buv8GLHVSgc [Embed]
best video
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>>734671472
>Ugly landwhale
Nah, fuckoff. You're adorable and totally fuckable, fat yes, ugly? Hell nah. So. What's brought on the suicidal streak?
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>>734671923
show them anyway. also pussy and asshole. what have you got to lose?
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>>734671923
you're not understanding, nobody cares if they're decent or not, nobody cares if you want to die we just want you to degrade yourself, the tits aren't the important part it's the fact that you took the picture and uploaded it here, God females are dense
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>>734671991
I have legitimate like not REEEEEE tumblr PTSD from a torture situation and Im sick of living with the memories so I've decided to stop being a plague on society and check the fuck outta here
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>>734670209
show us your femenine penis
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tits or gtfo
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>>734671991
fuck off white knight, back to /a/ with you cuck boy
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>>734672057
Dude fuck that seriously not worth it.
Come get d and you'll feel better in the morning
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>>734672174
I live in the UK good luck with that ;)
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>>734672057

can i have your keyboard when you die? it looks tight
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>>734672057
You may be fat but you're still cute. I'm sure there are people that care about you, if nothing else just stay around for them.
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Wanna come over before you check out?
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>>734672057
Torture situation? That's pretty fucked up, suffer PTSD myself from majorly abusive childhood. My memory's shot to all hell and I suffer anxiety around people. Life's shit, not worth killing yourself tho, just find something you enjoy and ignore everything else. S'why I play vidya.
>>734672121
Yeah nah, fuck off. I legit think she's adorable, personal preference.
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>>734672219
germany here
come over bb
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>>734672219
Still tho. Don't do it
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>>734670209
>The amount of newfags and hornysummferfags in this thread
This is has to stop
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>>734672057
What happened? Lets talk about it. Maybe you need some catharsis.
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>>734671472
If you lose 180 lbs, I'll let you sit on my face.
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>>734670209
I mean... you could just fucking kill yourself anyway
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>>734671472
killing yourself is the easy way out . struggle is the way to go . :)
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>>734672219
>>734672253

you live in the UK? you gotta let me have your keyboard when you die now
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>>734672253
honestly you can get it from amazon for £15 its absolute shit but good for the price

>>734672408
Ya I got locked in my ex-bfs apartment using deadlocked and he did some unspeakable things including owning a child porn collection, dont wanna get into much more detail but ya Im fucked
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>>734672466
I feel you man, it gets old real fucking fast
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>>734672219
Live long enough to come here and get this d
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>>734672512
If I lost 180 I would be at the weight of an infant and inevitably die so if youre into that kind of shit fuck ya

>>734672611
literally 15 on amazon mate its a Moobom lmao
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>>734672791
yeah, that's cool and all femanon but where is the picture of your tits with the timestamp?
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>>734672646
>owning a child porn collection ,
>hasn't killed the children
>still not a reason for suicide
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>>734671472
Dear God, you're so fucking cute. Don't do this :(
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>>734672791

ah fuck it, i have a better keyboard than that already

so what about posting teats and cooch?
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>>734673000
m8 I am a beached landwhale stfu
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>>734673078
Still tho
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>>734672646
He at least get caught? Honestly though, being an internet recluse > Suicide. You may be tormented, but you CAN get better, all sorts of drugs on the market to help now. I'm on Aropax and Duloxetine currently, Aropax has been WAYYYYYY better than Valium ever was for me. Should start up a voice chat or discord or something instead of a thread.
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the amount of fucking newfags in this shitty thread giving this dumb attention seeking cunt the fucking attention that she wants, actually fucking disgusting she's not going to kill herself you retards for fuck sakes stop being white knights and have some dignity
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>>734673078
Beached whale is still earth porn.
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>>734670209
No titis, no death, more fake bull
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>>734673179
I second this
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Does anybody know any good streaming sites that won't shut down when this does it?
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>>734673179
I am on Sertraline for PTSD theyve already tried two other meds for me. Also have a sleeping pill called Zopiclone ive grown resistant to and now Valium which isnt working as well as it used to so here I am just kinda done. I live in a top level flat so if I just have the balls to fall out backwards thats the end most likely.
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>>734670209
Women are whores. Please kill yourself, one less whore is always a good thing. You won't be missed.
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>>734673239
>newfags
Mate, the amount of camwhore threads that were alive and constantly fueled by /b/ was so fucking massive back in the day that "tits or gtfo" became a thing and /r9k/ was made. So fuckoff implying that being a kissless virgin makes someone a newfag.
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>>734673383
Ill probably liveleak or do it quickly on FB live and not be a puss about it
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>>734673397
Where do you live? So that if you do we can check the news.
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>>734673397

post tits before you die pls
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>>734670209
you probably should not kill your self
it is a bad idea
¿§?
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>>734673397
if you are so bent on killing yourself a warm bathtub is a pretty nice place to slit your wrist upwards and bleed to death , most painless way ;)
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>>734673078
So, you're chubby? Stop giving a fuck and if you really want to change just work at it. This is coming from a ex fat dude.
>>734673239
Fuck you, she's cute as fuck.
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>>734673598
Shut up, you pathetic basement dwelling perma virgin
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>>734670209
>>734673539
i will get upset if you kill your self
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>>734673492
I live in Scotland, shitty of the shitty lmao
>>734673550
I wish I owned a bathtub mate
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>>734673670
how's that an insult ? Explain your logic .
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>>734673670
kek, why are you so booty bothered?
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>>734673598
I didn't used to be chubby I used to go to the gym 4 times a week and rocked that shit, 2 hrs a day it was fuckin' great. Now I'm a pile of useless goo
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>>734673687
well then just don't suicide xD
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>>734673687

post tits and vagine. the validation might cheer you up
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>>734673687
man the news from the uk is gonna be lit tonight with the attacks in London rn and a beached whale falling from a roof
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>>734673822
So what? Start going again. Do something different. Suicide isnt the answer.
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>>734673397
Pull through, go to the doctors and TELL them the drugs aren't working. Get prescribed new shit. If you're feeling suicidal while on anti-depressants than they're not the right ones for you.

Killing yourself will just result in never getting to enjoy anything ever again. Only reason I didn't off myself in my worst period, the fact that there's shit I will enjoy. Also, my dog. I fucking love my dog.

GET A DOG.
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>>734673854
I second that.
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>>734673822
can you tell me how you made the video on vidme ? i wanna make one too and post it to the thread.
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>>734673954
free willy didnt get quite too far
also captcha asked me to pick photos of bridges this is great
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Hey OP, are you still here? Will you send a stream link?
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>>734670209
Honestly Idk if you kill yourself or not but at least make yourself useful, take a few virginities before you go, do some good.
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i have no idea who you are and cant say that i know at all what youre going through
if anything
but at risk of being told to kill myself you seem like someone id want to be friends with
i hope things get better
<3
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>>734673982
I have a dog, it was his 1st birthday today. Here's him when he was a little baby <3

>>734674027
Recorded it on the Win10 camera app then uploaded it via vid.me pretty straight forward my dude
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>>734674058
well from a fellow suicidal beached whale across the pond i bid you good luck in your endeavors.
(i always get street signs on my captchas)
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>>734674237
>>734674294

both of you post tits and vage pls
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>>734672466
> points out newfriends
> This is has to stop
lol nope
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TOGTFO!!!
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>>734671807
Stop posting this shit ass video faggot NO ONE CARES WE KNOW IT'S AN ELBOW. Here's your (You)
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>>734674386
am dude and im not klilling myself anytime soon. im about to get a really good job and im gonna get my life turned around
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>>734674237
Adorable. You can't kill yourself, HE NEEDS YOU. What breed is he? Mine's a staffy.

Also, this is legit the most interesting thing for me RN, all my friends are still asleep/at work. Fuck waking up early.
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>>734670209
>121 replies
>no tits

You aren't a worthless cumdumpster, you're just worthless. At least show your tits before you die.
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>>734674237
im on win 7 tho ... agh frack it just don't ok . You are more valuable alive .
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>>734674473
Well good for you
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>>734673000
You are the most beta, cucked, white knight in existance. I say you should kill yourself instead you loser.
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>>734674237
>I have a dog, it was his 1st birthday today. Here's him when he was a little baby <3
Then you're going to leave him behind? Don't be a selfish asshole and kill yourself, if you don't care about yourself then at least care about him.
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>>734674537
Also, I see you got officer skin, did you actually enjoy playing HotS? I've gotten into it b/c of the event.
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>>734674718
Nah, living's pretty awesome mate, stay booty bothered tho, I don't mind. ;D
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>>734673822
Why you got an American accent if you're in the UK? This is fishy as shit
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do it fatty
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>>734674237

post a video of the dog eating you out pls

use butter if you havent trained him to do it already
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>>734674559
This is pathetic, theirs no one there, your all wasting your time.
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>>734674842
>what is moving for 800 Alex
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>>734674816
>Dear God you're so fucking cute
Is living really good for you anon? That's your definition of a good life, settling for that? Lol
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>>734674981
Moving from where?
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>>734675004
Ayy, what can I say, I happy af with life. can you say the same?
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>>734670209
Just watch Dan Pena YouTube videos. You will feel better.
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>>734671472
OP you seem like a decent person don't kys :)
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Stream the whole season of 13 reasons why on Netflix first.
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do a flip
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wanna hang out? im fat too
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>>734670209
I had those same bed sheets back in 2001
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So I'm not going to read all these replies. You guys know that's not a real person in the picture, right?
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OP is too much of a narcissist to kill herself, she loves the attention.
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