You're on the top floor of the North Tower which will be

>be me
>be terrified

>>734667820
A flip

>>734667820
I'm a base jumper I'll be fine

>>734667820
Nothing you can do so might as well end it on your own accord

get to the elevator and run

>>734667820
get in an elevator. if all else fails. get life insurance and then shout alhu akbar

Go into the stairwell and run like hell. Jump down a few flights if I have to.
As long as I make it about 20 down before the plane hits then I live.

>>734668279
Elevators were engulfed in fire, became stuck, or were blown downwards into the lobby with the cables snapped.

>>734667820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc

>>734667820

Depends. If I have foreknowledge of the event, I run like hell. If not, I'll be swan-diving to my end in about an hour.

Get to the elevator doors and take my pants off and use them as gloves to slide down the cables all the way down. Safe!

Sharpies in my arse

>>734668557
If you managed to stay alive until it collapsed then that must be one terrifying but amazing death.
You're looking out at a view of the city and then suddenly everything around you comes apart.
I'd be too scared to jump.

>>734668477
Elevators even of that era have breaks so if their speed reaches a set point they engage and stop it. This is to prevent freefalls.

I'd run to find my cousin, she was in the building. Tell her we all miss her.

I was in the Mariot when it happened. Surreal times.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JxWXrqR61o

>>734668328
Kek

>>734667820
Knowing what I know now, I'm bustin out and flying to freedom.

>>734667820
Jack off

>it's what I was actually doing when my mom told me what happened that day

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>>734667820
As long as you can get to the stairs and get below where the plane hit, you might have a chance. I'd fucking leap a set at a time if I knew. 30 seconds of running for your life down some stairs should net you about 20-30 floors.

>>734669099
You shouldn't jack-off in front of your mother.

>>734667820
Teleport somewhere else?

Fly away?


Inspire somesort of religious cult?

What the fuck else are you supposed to do but die!

jump out, land on top of the plane, run across it as it was exploding into the building, do a flip off the tail, and then

well still die anyway because where the fuck am I going to land? But look like a badass doing it.

Wait for the plane to crash, open a Window and climb down to safety.

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>>734667820
I'd use my phone to stream myself infront of the incoming plane while reciting some upcoming events, how this is all an inside job by the secrete reptilian government, why hitler did nothing wrong and why the upcoming race war is necessary.

of course i would die horrifically, but it'll be worth it.

>>734669513
Hello, person who has not visited this site quite as often as I

Do you know what creativity is?

>>734669739
Kekkle in life, kekkle in death, it's all about the kekkles

I would jump and try to hit the plane

>>734668905
Did she go on vacation or something? Why don't you just call her dude. Seems like kind of a bad time to be trying to tell someone you miss them don't you think?

>>734668477
>Elevators were engulfed in fire, became stuck, or were blown downwards into the lobby with the cables snapped.

>or were blown downwards into the lobby with the cables snapped.

>blown downwards

Did you mean: fell?

>>734667820
praise allah

>>734669957
That'll teach it

Take pics of plane on approach
That'll show those retards

>>734668279
>>734668477
>plane doesnt hit for a minute
>doesnt take a minute for the elevator to get to the bottom

Whip my dick out and stand there. Looking into the pilots eyes with intent...

>>734672311
b8ed

60 seconds of nondiscriminatory rape

Find someone to rape

>>734667820
probably would go onto the floor the plane is going to hit

Light the fuse, then prepare for my upcoming speech

do a 360 and walk away
*cue hulk music

>>734673170
Beat me to it

>>734667820
Kek, all I need is 1 minute to get to the bottom.

why couldn't they land a heli on the roof?

>>734674339
Too much smoke and the doors to the roof were locked
They did take people off the rood in the 1993 bombing

run downwards using stairs

Pull fire alarms

Recite the State Farm theme and have them take me to safety

>>734667820
Rape the nearest hottie. Might as well orgasm one more time am I right?

>>734675044
lmao pepperidge farm remembers

>>734675044
FUCK YOU

>>734675044
>They move you next door to the South Tower

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>>734667820
i'd have stayed home like the jew i am.

>>734675397
Hello, I'm a time traveler and what I do is teleport myself to disaster areas where I know a lot of women will die, so I rape them and then GTFO before shit hits the fan. Don't have to use a condom since we have a cure for all STD's in the future and since the bitches gonna die I know I have no sperg descendants.

drink a Pepsi

>>734676244
the state farm construct has infinite turns.