Tryin' this again. Make a wish with your roll, and see how it happens.
I want to become the sexiest woman possible and always stay young.
I wish to lose my virginity to the hottest possible high-schooler in my area.
>>734662087
I'll pass.
I wish to obtain the highlighted powers in this roll pic by the end of this month.
>>734662297
I'm not liking my luck here.
I wish to obtain the marked capabilities in this pic by the end of this month.
>>734662297
0Yj8XQVD
>>734662516
>>734662297
That's more like it. I'll give myself those powers, exactly as I want them, while I sleep tonight.
>>734662613
Prove to me that you rolled this sequence.
I'm >>734662516 and >>734662710.
i wanna be a meme
>>734662613
0: Invisibility
Y: Kill anyone
j: Telekinesis
8: Super control of 0.01% of humans.
X: Know the answer to any yes/no question
Q: Turn any matter into gold or platinum
V: Reverse any hash in your head
D: Transform to any lifeform (Presodent anon drumph kek)
All I have to do is hope that anon >>734662516 grants my wish.
>>734663124
How did you get this sequence? Did you roll it, or choose it?
>>734663303
If you want those powers,
ANSWER ME
i wish to be charming as fuck
>>734663303
rolled it with random.org. Did like other anon and chose 8 letters with numbers, higher and lower case letters.
>>734663303
>>734663604
Alright, since you haven't responded to my question, I'll give these powers to you with the condition that you have a 2-in-3 chance of becoming very nauseous when you use any of them.
>>73463793.
Sure. What do you want to accomplish with your charisma?
>>734663872
>>734664036
My bad. You get all the powers exactly as you want them, and are cordially invited to claiming Western Sahara with me.
>>734664306
Huzzah! Let's conquer those mofos!
>>734661650
I wish to become a teacher at a university.
rolllerwe
nibbers
>>734661650
give me infinite knowledge
>>734661650
I wish to have another 2 wishes.
>>734665252
My first new wish is to have 2 more wishes, giving myself 3 wishes total.
>>734665400
reroll because of dubs.
>>734665490
The sum of 0+0 = 0. Therefor, 0 is my roll. I don't want the apocalypse, so I'll negate my wish.
For my second wish, I wish to have 2 more wishes.
>>734665613
I posted before myself, so I get the 2 wishes. I will use the first wish to grant myself 2 more wishes, giving myself 3 wishes total.
I roll trips, then they are divided by another post to get my wish
>>734665823
Roll
>>734665719
With my second wish, I will wish for 2 more wishes. This will give me 4 wishes total.
As for how money bought me wishes... I have no clue.
>>734665851
Roll
>>734665872
I now have 4 wishes total. With my first of the 4 wishes, I will wish that my first wish at >>734665252 repeats, granting me 5 wishes.
>>734661650
>>734665987
I use my second of the 4 wishes to have the ability to kill 360 people instantly, allowing me to fulfill the first wish.
>>734666072
>>734666110
I negate that wish, and with the third of my four wishes I wish for the first of the four wishes to take place once again.
>>734661650
I wish to be good least something
>>734661650
I wish the woman that I desire would notice me and fall completely in love with me.
>>734666264
I sacrifice feeling to give me 2 more wishes, giving me 2 wishes left.
With 1 of the 2 wishes, I wish I got my feeling back.
>>734666385
With my last wish, I wish that this thread is pruned or deleted.
>>734661650
Blind roll
>>734665252
>>734665400
>>734665490
>>734665613
>>734665719
>>734665872
>>734665987
>>734666110
>>734666264
Somehow, in the back of my mind, I knew someone would get into a thread like this and break the game as much as possible.
>>734666118
This guy: >>734666110 almost beat you to it.
>>734666504
I will sacrifice the last my feeling to make this thread go bye bye. /thread
>>734666522
Dubs get
Second roll
>>734662297
Roll
i wish to have potato chips
Rollz
>>734661650
I wish that I would instantly turn into a beautiful female of my desired specifications.
>>734666722
Lets see
>>734666442
>>734666522
>>734665351
>>734665118
I don't understand how lurkers like you work.
>>734666341
So, how're you and your ten clones gonna do it?
>>734666334
Hey, you can be the next Beethoven!
just happiness for us two
>>734666577
I like breaking things. I wish capcha didn't exist on this thread anymore.
>>734661650
I want to be happy
>>734661650
I wish that Sarah would fall completely in love with me and the two of us would become soulmates.
>>734661650
I wish that any woman I am attracted to will fall in love with me to the point of willingly and happily doing anything I request.
lets see what happen
>>734661650
I just saw someone, a girl, in real real life, that I've seen naked. She is hot.
vehicles
https://youtu.be/7JA5i0INyVg