okay /b/ i need your help. i got so fat now that my shits are

>>734655267
How much do you weight, mate? I'm fat, but never had this problem..

>>734655267
lose some fucking weight

Woah, I wish this was fake but that picture is convincing. Do you have to wipe your whole ass cheeks? Or do you just always hop in the shower after?

Plunge your fucking toilet?

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flush number #4. still wont go down

>>734655419
406 last i checked. 5ft 8

Eat nothing but soft icecream for a few days before adding more nuggies back into your diet. Try eating your nugs with dark corn syrup to make them go through faster

>>734655585
Damn son. Start doing stims and stop eating.

I was up to 320 as of winter, starting doing a ton of LSD and greatly reduced my appetite. I'm down to 254 and still dropping. Cut sodas out, drink only water and alcohol as needed. I've primarily just stopped eating, but I have different issues to sort out.

But >>734655461 has a great question. I'm actually curios.

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finally got the camera to focus. plunger isnt narrow enough to crush the shit

>>734655461
most of the time i use half of a 2ply roll. messy ones always get stuck to the ass hair on my cheeks. diarrhea shits require me to hop in the shower and wash it all off manually with my hand

>>734655267
an impressive feat

Plunge that shit

>>734655949
Hey man, congrats on the progress. Changing the diet really is the best way to start and maintain. Once you feel up to it add in a light exercise routine and slowly build it up.

Keep on keeping on.
>medfag

>>734656029
What the fuck have you been eating recently?

>>734656029
Use the handle end of the plunger and throw it out

>>734656126
I have been. I smoke a lot of weed, so as soon as it wasn't cold outside I started going on a walk with a join. I've added jogging. My energy levels are so fucking high by comparison to where they were.
I want to start going on hikes with a buddy once both my stamina and self-esteem are high enough.

Thanks for the kind words, Anon.

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>>734655461
not fake

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>>734656945
You just posted a video on the Internet of yourself trying to flush your shit down the toilet and failing. Sit back and let that sink in for a minute.

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>>734656945

>>734656945
its worse than I feared, you're dealing with an absolute savage of a shit. good luck anon

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>>734656945
THE FATTEST SHIT TO ROAM THE LOO

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>>734656945
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING TOILET WHAT THE FUCK

>>734656945
Atleast we know He's not indian

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>>734656945

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>>734656945

dude just fish it out wi a plastic bag or sumthin n throw it in the bin

someone should screencap this

>>734656945
People like you are why we don't dare use the forbidden toilet

show pooper

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Holy fuck more just kept coming out that hurt like hell

Eat it you fat fuck.

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>>734658288
God damn dude

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>>734658288
Keep eating that fast food it's great for poop ammo

>>734655267
Can't stop laughting

>>734658288
Looks like you're shitting old blood

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>>734658288

Post ass I don't believe you're 400 lbs

ITT: Literal shitstorm

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>>734658288
Looks like you shit out your dinner

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Good job OP. You are officially a fat fuck.

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>>734656945
holy kek

>>734655267
i'm sorry about your misfortune, but it's so fucking funny. I can't stop laughing, kill me. *wheeze*

>>734657086
but anon if he sits on the sink, it'll shatter!

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OP what the fuck - you need some help (pic related)

Also,posting in legendary bread.

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>>734655267
>>734655585
>>734656029
>>734656945
>>734658288
ITT a real shit storm

>>734658288
holy shit literally. maybe /x/ can help you. or we can get the /fit/ boys in here to give some advice.

Someone screencap this.

>>734656945
FUCK man I'm about 350lbs and short but I'm nowhere near close to having an issue like this what the FUCK?

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>>734656945
god help you OP

Spread cheeks before sitting and maybe get something specificaly for breaking up shit that's easily cleanable go grab a spatula or some shit for now

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Dear god OP, what the hell is wrong with you?

Cant You use the toilet brush?

>>734659343
What's wrong with leaving poo and pee in the toilet? it's there for a reason.

>>734658288
jesus fucking christ i think you need an exorcist OP

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INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>734656945
shoot it with a gun

>>734659620
Done.

>>734659045
See---> >>734658792

>>734655267
DID YOUR FRIEND COME OVER YET??

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Finally got all the shit down the drain thanks anons

>>734655267
just cut it apart with a knive

>>734659949
did you just use your ham OP?

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>>734659949

You shoulda just got a butter knife and cut it up..... then flush....

>>734659949
glad to help OP

>>734659949
>leather gloves

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>>734659949
christ op

>>734660179
>>734659949
He fucking flushed it down the drain there is no poo to hold.

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>>734659949
Good. Now seriously look into losing some fuckin weight OP. Shit coming out like that can't be a good sign.

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>>734660244
Yeah, saw that after I hit send.
Pic related.

Call your friends and cancel plans, then get a rope and neck yourself you artery clogged, fat waste of life

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Get me in the screen cap

>>734655267
show us how fat you are

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>>734655267
>wat do

show us what you look like you fat fuck.

>>734660662
this

>>734655267
>>734655585
It's obviously not shit faggots

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>>734660677
No.

>>734660778
see >>734656029

>>734656945
Is that a breaded piece of fish? Are you having a fucking laugh?

>>734660814
you'll show your shit but not what you look like? neck yourself bud, after all, we only want to see what you look like to completely laugh and mock you, so let us do it already