Faggy NEET here Just came into three hundred smackeroos.

Buy a suicide machine

buy me the new yasuo skin when it comes out.

or buy bloodborne

>>734643074
i'd say its already wasted if you came on it

>>734643680
The cashier will never know

Thinking of buying weapons with it

-OP

You can buy 30 months of the WWE network which is just 9.99 a month!!!!!!!

>>734644084
I'm not gay

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>>734643074

>>734644238
Seems legit
Going to buy 6

>>734643074
Give it to me, Phil.

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>>734643074
Toilet paper.

>>734643074
Buy a cheap shotgun for $200, spend $10 on a box of shells, and the remaining $90 on MDMA.

Roll for a few days, and shoot yourself when you start to come down.

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>>734643074
Pool noodles.

>>734644647
Should of mentioned I'm eurofag

there's no guns until Trump makes europe great again

>>734644944
In that case - spend all of the money in pork and start throwing it at your local mosque.

>>734644883
Best option so far, ordering 40 pool noodles

Still got 220 skiddlydiddlies to spend

>>734644989
There is no local mosque

$300- wow. Just wow. Considering this to be a major windfall. You being a NEET explains this, but it's still difficult to wrap your head around.

>>734646411
>Trying to get my head around the idea that 300 quataludes isn't a major windfall

>>734646587
That's about what most normal people have taken out in taxes a week.

>>734644465
beautiful, more deep dream plz

>>734643074
All neets have a tritium vile

>>734643074
Dragon dildos

>>734646750
Dubs and I'll put the remaining 220 in an envelope and mail it to the government tax office

>>734646411
He never said anything about it being a windfall. Stop projecting your broke ass thoughts onto OP.

>>734644883
Gimme sum neerdles

>>734647018
Dubs it is

>>734643074
Roth ira

Turn all the leftover money into pennies and walk around your town/city leaving pennies all over the place.

>>734643074
donate it to you closest white family that has more than 2 kids.

>>734647293
I kind of like this one actually. Although you have to leave the basement for this one.....unneet

>>734647481
>Specifically said I'm a NEET
>Closest White Friend

There's a floor in your plan

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is 24 too late age to get a job? should i just kys?

i´d just wanna work 40 hours a week so bad

>>734647548
No no-read, he said the closest white family. Do you even proximity

>>734647681
Working is for people who care about stuff
Be a lifelong NEET

>>734647548
I DIDN'T SAY FRIEND YOU FAGGOT BITCH...

I SAID FAMILY,WITH MORE THAN 2 KIDS

SUPPORT A WHITE FAMILY, IS MY MESSAGE.
NOT IF YOU HAVE FUCKING FRIENDS.

Chicken Tendies. Lots of chicken tendies.

>>734647738
>>734647773
Will admit to misreading like a fag

I still don't know any white families tho, I only go out to buy stuff

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>>734647768
i actually do care so fucking much and feel guilty af over not working atm
it´s just so hard to get into companies idk wtf to do. I´d rather die than be neet forever coz everyone bullies you when you´re on welfare

>>734647681
It's literally never too late. Go ahead and look up how many famous/rich people were moving in and out of their parents houses until their late 30's (Simon Cowell is a good example) just trying to figure out what the fuck was what. Don't let anyone tell you that you aren't moving forward just because you aren't moving as fast as them.

>>734647948
Make a shiv out of melted jolly ranchers and break it off in the kidneys of those who bullied you

Being a NEET has great opportunities to get away with crimes

>>734643074
buy me a game on steam

Put 70 bucks aside to change into pennies, going to drop it around town. Might take some of the pool noodles with me.

150 to go

>>734648411
You're going to make so many kids' days.

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>>734648139
getting rich is probably unrealistic as fuck coz everyone wants that but i wanna see if getting a stable low income weekly job this year would be possible

>>734643074
set up a brokerage account and buy some weed stocks or retirement homes stocks.

don't play the penny stocks with 300. it will be gone in a second.

>>734648514
That almost makes me not want to do it, but I've committed now so I'm locked in.

Only 150 left to waste my dudes

>>734648696
How does one buy stocks? I'm illiterate in finances - don't even have a bank account.

>>734648694
It is my friend. Apply at someplace like Walmart and lie on your application. Add work experience that's not there. You'd be surprised how little giant stores like Walmart actually care. They never look into any past schooling or experience unless applying for management.