hey guys i heard u can charge a fidget spinner to make it spin faster something about the electrons like with gatorade and shit. anyway i tried it and nothing happened. any tips?
This is a bird
That's a nice birb.
Have you tried lubricating the bearings individually with anal mucosa OP?
>>734638375
uh no dude where do i find that at?
>>734638285
god
Have you tried throwing that piece of shit into the trash can?
>>734638494
it was 6.99 on amazon with free shippin im not gna waste it. i just want it to spin longer dude.
Use locktite on the bearings, despite the name best lube
>>734638537
Freaking normie get out of here go back to starbucks
>>734638551
This
This is now a Signfield thread
>>734638625
take that normie shit elesewhere im tryna get my shit to spin longer thanks
>>734638666
Nice trips
>>734638537
Wow big spender
I'm surprised no one has realized OP has painted nails and therefore is a chick.
Tits are required
>>734638736
yuck not showing u my tits
Fidget spinner, more like faggot spinner, HA!
whats the point of fidget?
>>734638195
don't do it! this happens.
Kids, today we will talk about autism.
>>734638966
Those little hands on your toes...
does anyone have an actual fucking solution? or all u just gna keep posting images and talking about autism ffs.
>>734638195
It only works if you fashion the other end of the cable into a blade and kill yourself (faggot) with it. The success rate is estimated at 64% with an increase of up to 25% on your top spin speed.
>>734638195
>fidget spinners
back in my day we had our finger boxes and that's all we needed
autistic fags these days
>>734638285
don't talk to my bird or his son ever again
Enjoy your lead poisoning and deformed kids
~70% of the fidget spinners out there have more than 20 times the safe amount of lead
use graphite powder lube op
>>734639210
it just says staineless steel bearing so im good
>>734638195
have you tried fucking killing yourself you autist?
something about andy sixx and shitlogs
grumble
k'vetch
fuck it I'll just kill myself
>>734638966
>man hands
>painted nails
OP is trap confirmed. Sharpie in pooper and benus now
>>734639431
i knew i shouldnt have came here for help. they said on reddit that i could try coming here and that some ppl here use them and spin them for like 3-4 minutes at a time. so whatever
Post more Signfield
>>734639274
>>734639471
don't forget the feet
>>734639669
Topkek mate, thanks for making me laugh
>>734639586
>>734638195
tits or gtfo
for fuycks sake really? bird images now. i tried to wash the bearing out with some water but it just spins like shit now...
>>734639669
>>734639781
This is just great, saving them
Birdify this please
>>734638195
An Hero
>>734639844
your such a bird brain
>>734639863
>>734638285
That is a nice bird
ok guys look if i can get this thing to spin for 3 minutes with ur help i will post my boobs. no lie.
>>734639955
>>734638195
> fidget spinner
> he uses a fidget spinner
> this generations tamogachi
> remember having a tamogachi in elementry school
> still have dead tomogachi on desk
> have not fed said virtual pet in forever
>tfw
> these types of trends take you back to the good old days before life became a hellish busy
>>734640324
Very nice, cute and sad
>>734640244
>>734640251
plug into your ass for more spinning power
>>734640251
There was this legendary OP who got to spin his fidget on his dick. Can you spin it on your clit?
>>734640251
Spin it, when it starts to slow down, spin it again.
You can repeat this cycle and make it last even longer than 3 minutes.
>>734640523
might be able to u know. but it doesnt really spin well now beacuse of the water in the bearing u know
>>734640523
I was in that thread, but didn't save it like an idiot.
Did you save it?
>>734638789
Then gtfo
Remember kids, sage goes in every field
>>734640324
>>734640415
>>734640612
No, I haven't, sorry.
>>734639803
Put the bird on the turkey
>>734640386
>tamogachi
>tamogachi
>tomogachi
You's a fake
>>734639172 I still love my finger box
>>734640936
posting pic soon hold up guyts
>>734638195
timestamp on cunt
>>734641039
This is now a bird thread,
pic related, it's my pet bird with a carrot :D
>>734641355
>>734641306
I made his jacket match
More birb
>>734641611
>>734641732
Clearly ops vagina
>>734641732
without the hands in the way, please? do it for the bird.
ok boys look, seriously tell me how to make this thing spin and ill show the rest.
>>734641955
no ty landwhale
>>734641955
you need some 3-in-1 oil
pic related
>>734641955
Fix the spinner, make it spin with screwing machine so hard that it will spin for minutes.
>>734642054
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
>>734638966
what the fuck is in your shoes
>>734642267
>>734641732
Bearings can't be lubed with water, you could have damaged it permanently, try some oli, WD40 or some shit, there is special oil for bearings, but you need something light since those bearings work under no load. Find wd 40 and spray a little into the bearings
This thread is amazing
Moar bird
ok
what the fuck is /b/ these days
>>734642466
Beautiful
tried my hand of birbing i tried to put some wd40 on it from my garage and it didnt do anything
Use a battery bro
>>734642546
>>734638966
dubs desu
>>734641732
bird says remove hand and we'll teach you how to spin for 4 minutes
>>734641851
kek
>>734639176
X fucking D
Died so hard
You know, after shaving my ass I can finally wipe without any discomfort.
True Story Time:
>at work (electronics lab tech)
>feel something in back pocket
>find my 7 yo daughters fidgetty-doo
>have nitrogen tank and air compressor
>put small C clamp on fidgetty-doo with enough spin clearance
>put C clamp on table clamp because nitrogen.
>spin fidgetty doo at speed of light.
>
>>734643457
>true story time
>at speed of light
Story confirmed fake
>>734643394
>>734640502
im disappointed it took this long for this post
>>734638195
Newfag and underage b&
>>734643535
That story is as real as it gets. My farts sounded differently too.
>>734638966
Nicely done.
Summer strikes again
Tits or gtfo
>>734643959
Read the thread before posting you summerfag
>>734643632
Anal mucosa was pretty close
>>734644195
Summer what?