what should I do, b? I need weird ideas. took this timestamp

Get that dick hard.

>>734631489
it's sleeping

Stick something in your dick

>>734631436
Change your diet and exercise.

>>734631555
Oh boy. OP must be happy that was trips and not dubs.

>>734631549
reroll for putting something sharp inside your cock

Try to give yourself testicular torsion

>>734631642
rereroll

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next person who gives me some initials, I'll write it on my foot, wherever they like, and send a pic.

say: up to 3 letters + where on foot

>>734631674
STAB YOUR DICK WITH A PEN

>>734631610
Probably, he's certainly a lazy fuck. Rolling for diet and exercise again.

Take a fucking shower....

>>734631744
Boom, suck a dick op. get your fucking running shoes on.

Stab your dick with a pen so you dont have to go on a diet

>>734631436
Sue your parents.

>>734631998
on what grounds?

You ugly sir.
Please leave.

thank me later
>iFuck Tonight.com

Can you draw a smiling face on the end of your cock?

>>734632784
sure one sec

jerk off to pics of your mom

>>734632948
re rolling

>>734632948
re re rolling

eat your shit

>>734631436
Punch yourself in the nuts. Not insanely rough, but enough to inconvient your life for a few minutes and leave a red spot for pic

swallow your own cum

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>>734632784

cum

>>734632322
Mutilation.

>>734633087
I wish that smiling cock was punching its way into my tight willing arse.

>>734633207
it's not much of a fighter

Get you cock nice and hard...

bite your dick off

>>734633278
I agree with this guy, roll.

anything unrealistic only trolls yourself since it obviously wouldn't be done.

get your cock real hard

show your face with timestamp

>>734633193
It's fucked up how sad your dick actually looks. I legitimately see sorrow expressed through body language, that false smile is fooling nobody.

>>734631436
Cook a meal just to throw it on your crotch and balls.

Ramen, spaghetti or ravioli

Put somo nice woman clothes on

>>734633532
lol

Send the smiling cock photo to the first 10 contacts on your phone.

Take a pic outside with your dick out

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I'd like to see a thread like this again.

Do you have any boot polish? If so can you polish your dick so its blackface.

>>734631744
Winrar!!!

>>734631775
You sir are my hero for today

>>734633999
>>734631744
>>734631555
Two trips and a dubs. Do it, OP.