Hey /b/ I found this snake in my garden, anyone knows If

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that is danger noodle not nope rope. you're good op

wtf where are you from

>>734623250
Geographic location?

What fucking garden. Are you in prison?

Most snakes aren't poisonus. I think you mean venomous

>>734623250
>>734623547
Eat it to find out if it's poisonous you fucking fuck.

>>734623461
Italy (xcuse my english)

>>734623662
There's way more exceptions than that.

1. Let the snake bite your dick.
2. Pick up fag on Craigslist.
3. Let fag suck your dick.
4. If fag dies, snake was venomous.
5. If he lives, snake was safe, but you now have Aids.

>>734623250
Not familiar with the snakes in Italy, but I'm going to school for wildlife ecology. 99% chance that snake is non-venomous.

>>734623662
This is correct for most cases apart from coral snakes and most sea snakes.

>>734624034
Venomous snakes are usually more stout too.

>>734623250
even the non venemous snakes still bloody hurt when they bite you.. dont try and catch it if you dont know what you are doing

Tranquillo, è una biscietta di merda. Ora puoi ficcartela su per il culo senza scrupoli.

>>734624197
Yup. Usually have needle teeth curved backwards to hold prey.

>>734623250
I guarantee it's not poisonous.

it could be *venomous* though.

>>734623821
No

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>>734624419
most people don't know the difference.

It certainly doesn't look venomous, better safe than sorry though

>>734623250
if you bite into it and it kills you, its poisonous.
if it bites into you and kills you, its venomous.

>>734623250
Not poisonus leave alone, eats rat and bugs.
He's your friend!

>>734624929
Thank you for correcting him

>>734624266
E come ti chiamavano a te?!? "Il ragazzo col palo elettrico in culo?"

>>734623250
Trouser snake obviously

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four-lined_snake

Most snakes you come across are non venomous. Unless you live down under. Just let it be it will only bite if you try to fuck with it.

>>734625188
"a te ti", scusati anche per come scrivi in italiano oltre che in inglese.

Venomous means that if you eat it you'll get sick

Poisonous means if it bites you it'll kill you

Example : moldy bread is venomous, lions are poisonous

>>734625372
Si professore, e fammi pure un pompino a me mi

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>>734625604

>>734623250
>>734623751
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=italy+snake
>Second result.
>OP is a moron

>>734625604
except lions aren't poisonous you silly faggot

>>734625267
Thank U /anon

>>734625951
You're either an idiot or you can't bear to know that people might be having fun. Either way, please kill yourself ASAP

So many newfags today smh

>>734625951

You're correct. They're not.

Your mental retardation is, however, infectious.

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>>734626068
you're a mentally unstable loser to immediately jump to tell me to kill myself over something to small. I feel bad for any relationships you may hold.

>>734623250
Plants are poisonous. Animals are venomous.