g'morning anon i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

>>734617839
Not enough rope

>>734617839
Too much rope...

>>734617994
>>734618056
The rope store was closed

Rope is too thin

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>>734617839
too much self respect

new found might aswell add

Rope is too thick

>>734617839
Sauce???

what's the purpose of this thread, tho?

Couldn't afford rope, tried to use string but it broke because it was too thing.

>>734617839
Too poor to buy rope

I can't masturbate to hentai if I don died!

>>734617839
I heard there was the biggest faggot in all of /b/ to show up soon. I was staying alive to see it. Now that you're here I can kill myself.

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>>734617994
>>734618056
>>734618093
i'm glad none of you have or could acquire the right amount of rope.

I'm afraid I'll fail ; I've never tried it before. I need someone to show me the ropes.

Because I am actually having a good life right now and do not see any reason to kill myself.

>>734618389
Then what the fuck are you doing in /b/?

>>734617839

I'm volunteering at a medieval festival today.

Because the future is not that bleak. There is rope still.

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>>734618493
have fun at the festival.
>>734618354
congrats on your discovery.

>>734617839
cause there's so much more shit to do in life

Because porn and this place still exsist

>>734618492
Why shouldn't I be able to enjoy some posts on here? I know 99% is loli and 'kys faggot' bullshit but I am simply a bit bored right now so browsing will help that. Also, trying to make the day better for some of the randoms here.

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>>734617839
because im in progress of hunting you down for starting these threads constantly..
why the fuck would any one kill them self when they are a waiting the day they can slide their hands around your neck and choke the life out of you?.

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>>734618560
good thinking. like what?
>>734618815
yes, both are good.
>>734618818
i agree. b can be enternaining at times.
>>734618823
it's good you have a driving mission in life anon.

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>>734618560
its some tublre fag promoting and normalizing suicide, little do they know 4chans dont kill them self unless it is on cam, 4chan goes to fuck ppl over rape them molest children and shoot up politician kikes, maybe they just punch a faggot in the face.

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>>734619079
how r u today?

The thick was too rope for cost of much

>>734617839
Because dwelling on the finality of my life only made experiencing it worse. Plus I believe in cyclical time and that the only life I have is this one, on repeat, forever. I know my past sucked, and if I kill myself now then I'll just be condemning myself to an eternity of misery. I believe I have the power to weather the storm and see the sun one day, so I'm going to fight for it.

Every morning I come to this thread, and every morning I appreciate it

Thanks man

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>>734619143
huh?>>734619188
nice thoughts. and nice dubs.
>>734619311
nice dubs. have a great day.

Because dead people don't get their first apartment and can't get promoted at work. Really close to both right now.

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>>734619131
like any day, one trigger away of beating some one to death.

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>>734619429


RACE MIXING AND WHY IT'S BAD
------

http://msu.edu/~renn/RHE-_mixed_race.pdf
http://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/
http://content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1993074,00.html
http://sociobiologicalmusings.blogspot.ca/2011/10/problems-with-mixed-race-marriages-and.html
http://nature.com/scitable/topicpage/haldane-s-rule-the-heterogametic-sex-1144
https://majorityrights.com/weblog/comments/alon_ziv_on_race_mixing/

http://www.dailystormer.com/transplant-organs-do-not-exist-for-race-mixed-persons/
The unspoken problems of race mixing.


IQ of offspring shifts towards the average for the race.
http://humanvarieties.org/2013/04/18/iq-regression-to-the-mean-the-genetic-prediction-vindicated/
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=BMXVZzvLXz8C&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false

Certain genes for large brains, linked to high IQ, are common everywhere except Africa.
http://www.amren.com/news/2006/06/scientists_stud/

Environment accounts for little or none of the USA racial IQ gap:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Transracial_Adoption_Study

In academic standardized testing , the wealthiest Black children underperform all but the poorest White children and just barely outperform even them.
http://www.jbhe.com/latest/index012209_p.html

Even when IQ is controlled for, Blacks display higher measurements of psychopathic personality than Whites:

http://www.amren.com/news/2008/08/race_and_psycho/

Violent crime correlates more tightly with race than with wealth or population density:
http://www.ronunz.org/2013/07/20/race-and-crime-in-america/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income
http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-most-dangerous-states-in-the-u-s.html

Race is also more tightly correlated to homicide rate
http://www1.udel.edu/soc/faculty/parker/SOCI836_S08_files/Landetal_AJS90.pdf
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840

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>>734619434
i wish you luck with both bro.
>>734619445
please don't do that. i hope you can focus your aggression in another way.
>>734619520
interesting

Weed.

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>>734619756
dank weed ?

>>734617839
I enjoy my life.

because i know if i push through my mental illness then my life might actually lead somewhere worth being

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>>734620226
glad you do.
>>734620701
it will.
g'luck with the pushing!

>>734617839
For some unfathomable reason there are at least a few people that at least claim to give a shit about me.

So until they do something that indicates otherwise I'ma stick around for their sake.

Cause I haven't finished House of Cards season 5 yet.

It was my birthday 4 days ago.
My grandfather had been battling liver, kidney, and prostate cancer for a little over a year.
The nurse called my mobile last night. He passed away about 1-2 hours prior to her calling.
The tradition for 25th birthdays in my family had always been that the 'birthday boy/girl' treated everyone to dinner. Considering the hospital knew my grandfather had very little time left, they decided to let him live his last few days however he wanted to.
He came to my birthday, so I booked a table at the most expensive restaurant I could find in my area.
I guess the thought that he came for my birthday gives me something resembling happiness for it.
I stayed with him between the ages of 17-19 because bad time in my family, and my grandfather was more than willing to let me stay.
He was a really cool dude, and now that he's gone, I'm not too keen to keep feeling like shit forever, as I know he wouldn't have wanted me to be like that when he was alive.

I just had to let it all out. Thanks for the thread, anon.

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>>734621007
i give a shit about you too anon.
keep your head up.
>>734621135
me neither.
>>734621208
thanks for sharing anon.
have a great day.

There's a really cute girl at work who I want to do >>734617839 to.
Can't do that if I'm dead.

>>734617839
Just had wake up sex with the wife. Took a huge shit afterward, this is turning out to be a fantastic morning.

Hebtai porn is why how about u op

>>734617839
I saw my friend who I haven't heard from in a few months while driving today. I stopped to have a chat and we chilled at his place a few hours later.

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>>734622078
g'luck with that man. i hope you get in her panties.
>>734622627
sex and shitting. coool.
>>734622733
life is good.
>>734622880
thats great man.

>>734623065
Things are looking up.
I was in one of these threads before when I decided to live for my parents. I've been thinking positive since then and all the bad things are going away.
It was good to know that my friend and I aren't on bad terms.

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> helium tanks are empty

>>734623065
Thanks man, I hope I get in her panties too

>>734617839
no real reason just seems like i could find something better to do

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>>734623258
friendships endure.
but if not there will be new friends. so keep you rhead up
>>734623414
#highFiveForPanties.>>734623574
indeed you can.

>>734617839
i want to unlock all the items in dead cells...thats why i wont die today

I have the opposite problem. I'm terrified of death. Always thinking about it.

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>>734624171
what game is that ?

>>734617994
>>734618056
>>734618093
I live to read shit like this that makes me kek

>>734618389
>>734618818
Closet pedo.
It's ok that you like small children, you don't have to deny it.

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>>734624584
glad we made you kek anon.

>>734617839
too lazy and too horny to consider right now

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>>734624974
which one, are you more of ?

because none of the games I want on Steam are on sale. when they go on sale, I'll buy them then seppuku, but until then I'm fine

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>>734624364
store.steampowered.com/app/588650/Dead_Cells/

>>734617839
I woke up super early today

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>>734625502
for any particular reason?

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>>734625126
right now? horny, but lazy mostly

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>>734626017
going to rub one out ? then take a nap ?

>>734617839
Spam.

fuck you op faggot you always make this shitty thread when its 10pm at night

>>734617839

WHY DON'T THE FUCKING MODS BAN THIS GUY? EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. HOUR HE IS DOING THIS.


WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

>>734626638
sdguisehpfuioaghepfgioaw;egfionuoawn;o fucjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i'll literally get the death penalty and not ask for leniency just to kill you

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>>734626638
sounds right

>>734617839
I was roped into going shopping. I may hang out after that.

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>>734626710
sorry about my timezone.
>>734626718
1600 pennsylvania ave, washington, dc.
>>734626884
cool. have fun with that.>>734627099
i c wut u did there.

>>734627210
> i c wut u did there.
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

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>>734627499
>>734627099
if you are the same person. your ability to acquire dubs of a specific kind is truly a dizzying super-ability.

>>734619429
Sauce on pic please?

>>734627705
Unfortunately, it won't repeat three times. That would mean I would have to kill myself.

>>734627898
Wow, I dodged that one
I think Death may have it in for me.

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>>734627871
wish i could help.
>>734627898
holly shit, so close.
>>734627948
I think your power waned b/c you doubted yourself.
But you still are the chosen one of nine-dubs.

>>734628422
Thanks anyway

>>734628422
You might be right. Doubt is the death of the soul.

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>>734628573
indeed.
well at least your double dubs will assure that your day is great

>>734628733
That gif helped too

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thread has died.
have a good day everyone.