I did it boys, I lost my virginity I fucked an Asian prostitute

>>734616499
Congrats how old ?

>>734616554

18 my fam, she was of some indeterminate Asian age.

Somewhere between 20 and 40

>>734616499
Did you get pubes? I put peni in vagini too but no hairs yet?

>>734616736

I have the pubes yes

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>>734616499
Good job m80

You think you can do it with a non prostitute now?

>>734616879

I actually do

Did you get her off backpage?

>>734616814

Thank you for the kind words and also my ex can kill herself because she baited me into loving her and then left without telling me why and didn't even give me a blowjob the dumb bitch

>>734617171

Yeh lol, the fucking old school newspaper method.

I'll greentext the experience if Yall are interested

Doesn't count of its a prostitute.

You aren't a man. You haven't developed a personality and physique to attract a woman. You paid some illegal to fuck you.

Virgin.

>>734617275

See my issue isn't attracting women it's just the type I attract appreciate me for my personality not my sex appeal.

I just finished my 5th relationship and the last 3 of them made it to 2nd or 3rd base but I just couldn't seal the deal because those bitches were immature and not ready apparently.

>>734617439

Hence why you're still a loser.

>>734617623

I mean ye I'm gonna get drunk by myself and play Dota all night

>>734617439
>immature and not ready

they are the easiest though.
what is wrong with you?

>>734617734

Immature not dumb, these bitches were smart girls who knew what they wanted

>>734616923
Awesome anon i have faith in you, good luck.

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>>734616499
You paid for sex and couldnt keep it hard
>your a man alright...

>>734617852

>bitches were smart girls

yeah they were smart not to fuck you that's for sure.

maybe you're the dumb one?

>>734618017

Lmfao Ikr

>>734617270
greentext it lad

>>734618079

Probably dude, point is I had more sex tonight then you've had all week

>>734618117

lol. did you?
okay then

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>>734618110

Kk boys here's the tale of how I lost my virginity:

>be me
>18, 6'2" attractive
>had 5 gfs 2 were Christian girls from my school, 3 non school ones
>my gf broke up with me a week ago the day after I move out of home
>she says her feelings faded, first I hear there were problems
>I bought her a necklace which she refused and then severed my heart
>be a week later
>feeling especially spiteful to ex
>my housemate who's a grill is going to be a party that I'm not invited to so I have the house to myself
>call a lady from the newspaper "massage ads"
>she says 120 for half hour
>I say nah
>rethink it
>call her back
>say that she should come to my place
>she says nah
>call another girl
>she says 100 for half an hour
>sounds good say I'll go there
>omw there get a call she says she had another customer and that I should come in an hour
>I agree, committed at this point
>go at appointed time
>knock on door
>old man answers has this knowing look on his face
>wrong house, he tells me where he is go
>spilling spaghetti at this point but I'd had some liquid courage so keep going
>get a the house, greeted by exactly what I expected, slightly chubby Asian lady
>going to be room I smell weed so I ask if I can smoke some.
>she misunderstood and offers me ash tray
>autism kicks in
>say "no thanks"
>go room she gives me blowjob through a condom
>she gets on top and I can't feel anything she's so loose
>I get behind obviously not hard and without experience I stab her grundle a few times
>she knows
>suggests blowjob
>she's using her teeth feels badman
>I suggest handy because my half hour is nearly up and I'm not hard or enjoying it at all
>she hammers my dick like her arms are pistons
>get hard from sheer sensation
>cum but I already fapped today and yesterday so no big cum
>she looks disappointed
>I pay and leave
>never again but at least I'm no longer a Virgin

>>734616499
Are you Finnish and is your name Mert?

>>734619031

I'm Australian and my nama jeff

>>734618891
Wow. Thats a rough one.

congrats

>>734618891
doesn't count with hookers. plus you weren't even erected when you fucked her. dude you say you're 6.2 and attractive. go to a fucking party, drink a bit, and get layed. not that fucking hard. unless you're lying about your looks in that case nvm

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>>734618891
>MFW this story

>>734619433

I mean I did this instead of going to the one club that's this shit town has because I'm socially awkward

This seemed like the best way to kill my nerves about being a virgin so that I can in future get with non payment women and tbh it worked

>>734616698
Fucking retard.

>>734619736
i was extremely awkward too. still am just more subtle about it. anyways when i was 17 got drunk and went to party. was the easiest thing in the world losing my virginity. honestly i miss being a virgin after several relationships. i miss smoking weed, being fat, and playing warcraft

>>734619943
wym

>>734620004

Ty my dude, I appreciate you sharing

>>734616499
whats your dick game like homie

>>734620899

Trash

>>734617439
Does lying to yourself make it easier to deal with?

>>734621725

It does

>>734618891
I would rather have stayed a virgin if I were you. 18 and virgin isn't the end of the world

>>734621938

I mean I know, but also now I'm not a virgin so like I feel like at least something was accomplished this week even though I'm lonely and depressed because the girl I loved dropped me like she didn't know me

>>734617188
You sure showed her...what with your limp dick inside of someone you paid to have sex with her. Bet that gf will come crawling right back to you. Fuck her

>>734622244

I hope she doesn't tbh

thank me later
>iFuck Tonight.com

>>734622520

Thank you for having my identity stolen and credit card maxed out?