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7027684216 >piece of shit dude >gets girl pregnant >wants

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7027684216
>piece of shit dude
>gets girl pregnant
>wants her to get abortion
>willing to give up kid over a name
i dont ask much of /b/ but please fuck his life up
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>>734535372
NYPA faggot
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>>734535372
>Minecraft Lets Play
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Yeah. She was probably some dumb skank. And, how many of us can really say we've never told a girl to get an abortion for fear of ruining our future.
Dare I say this is /ourguy/ ?
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>>734535372
I'm guessing you liked this girl
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Get her the abortion you pussy
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We need to alert this persons friends that one of them is a judas. And perhaps FIND THE JUDAS!
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>>734535372
NYPA

Unless you give me a good reason I'm not doing shit.
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If we can figure out who the mutual friend in this picture is that's been covered up, we can figure out who OP is and declare him the faggot he be.
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Thanks for everything we need to fuck your life summerfag
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>>734535372
>Lets Play Minecraft

Just messaged him and told him that his retarded little Brother is on a site for Pedos trying to doxx him.
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>>734535372
stop be a minecraft fag user
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>>734535372
Forgot to censor the names of your online friends
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What's wrong with wanting to get an abortion, op? It's not like he can put a gun to her head and march her to the abortion clinic. It's still her choice.

How about you stay out of it, and quit crying about the fact she chose to fuck him instead of you?
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>>734535372
yeah it sounds like you are crushing on this girl and are pissed that some other farmer plowed her field first. Just go have sex with her and you will feel better.
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>>734535804
Must be a girl, right? Narrows it down quite a bit.
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>>734536034
If I was a betting man I'd say that OP is the girl thats talked about in >greentext
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he left his friends on the right
so just look at all friends form all people and look who has them all and we can figure out who is op fucking gay
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>>734536101
But if OP is female then who was tits?
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Dis gon be guuuuuddddddd
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>>734536101
Newfags can't even
>greentext.
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>>734536207
Can you not just see who she is on his profile
I'm guessing it's tagged?
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>few friendlist

>see who appears on multiple lists

Brb.
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Highly suspecting OP is "Chris Rose".
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>>734537028
Yeah Op is Chris Rose, I've found multiple friends listed on the op on his list.
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>>734537028
>>734537245
careful
this could be a double bluff to get chris rose in trouble
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>>734537352
stfu op your busted
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Ok if Op isn't Chris Rose he's his brother or something, almost every friend in the OP is also a friend of Chris Rose.


Attack Gents.
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OP dun goofed.
He thought /b/ was his personal army

You're gonna get fucked
Enjoy your own retardedness
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Girl lets him smash without protection.
Dude doesnt give a fuck about the girl.
Wants to abort the kid so he wouldnt be forever tied with that stupid girl
Hes a bad guy.

Well okay?
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>>734537513
>Chris Rose

>Heavy Drinker at Monster Energy

>Youth Group at First Christian Church Carson City

looool
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If you're having trouble finding him look up "Chris Rose Carson City". He's the first and only result.

I'm out boys.
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>>734537513
Surely this was the intended target to begin with. He was smart enough to look at the image before posting, blocking out his name and the mutual friend but then leaves all those online friends in clear view? I know /b/ is full of sperglord retards but it seems too easy.
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>>734537840
Perhaps. Or Maybe Op is a faggot, he did blend his name after-all. Idk maybe he's smarter than he sounds. I mean the dude looks like he browses /b/ but Op could just be playing some huge 5D checkers and he could actually be Bradley Combs.
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>>734538017
kek.
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>>734537840
How would he get on the other guy's account anyway? He could just post stuff to ruin the guys life if he already has the login info. Like maybe a loli page share from 4chan say it was an accident and deleted it a few minutes later without the guy ever even knowing
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>>734538017
>inb4 Op gets the shit beat out of himself.
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>>734535540
He's a bernie supporter
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busted faggot
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>>734537934
>he could actually be Bradley Combs
5D checkers or not, is anyone stupid enough to put their own info on /b/?
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>>734538017
I actually have a mutual friend of Chris Rose. Small world.
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>>734537934
True points. My main suspicion is that he was careful enough to include the minecraft tab b8. Either that or he really is a spergtarded minecraft faggot. Guess the only way to be sure is to fuck with Chris and every name in the image?
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So After piecing together this puzzle a little bit more I think I can say this:

Chris got cucked by Bradley. The girls name(I think) was Lacey.
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>>734538017
OH LAWDY
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>>734538182
Lets think about it, if op has browsed this site long enough he knows that the original post is just going to get NYPA'D. Idk if the risk is worth it but it's something to consider.
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Shes cute Op. Sorry for your loss.
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>>734538082
I had considered that. It does bring up some questions, but maybe once he got access to the account he realized he's too pussy to do anything himself and hence decided to make this thread to see if he could get random /b/ tards to do it.
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Hmm... I wonder who the mutual friend is.
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>please fuck his life up
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Welp I did my Job anons, do what you will with it. Peace.
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>>734537840

Op is an evil genius if that's true
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>>734535540
Seems pretty /bro/ to me
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>>734538735
rekt
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>>734535372
How is HIS child any of your business?

If he wants to scramble the eggs let him, he fucked her not you.
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>>734537840
It is summer, you know.
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Guys Ops photos are some of the funniest edgelord shit I've ever fucking seen. Just fuck my shit up.
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Send him the thread boys
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>>734535372
asking for a personal army
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>>734537722
>First Christian Church

And now we know why Chris Rose seems to have a problem with abortion. He is a Christfag
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I'm not chris fucking virgins
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>>734539192
Ting - ting -ting Looks like we've got a bingo
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>>734535372
Hahaha you fucking retard. Block out your friends list and other vital shit that can get you cucked before posting here.

Also NYPA, guy works for the senate, NSA gonna finger fuck you for your CP collection. Nice job Mr. Rose.
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>>734539192
I know you're not OP but he basically has to be Chris Rose. All of the friends in the post are also friends with Chris rose plus just look at that faggot.
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Reported to the police lmao.
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>>734538898
Yep, he's either an evil genius or a spergtarded faggot, this being /b/ both are plausible.
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>>734539223
I am the Senate.
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>>734535533
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Someone needs to get his address trough his friends or something
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>>734539390
mah nigga
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>>734535372
>piece of shit dude
>banged the girl i was stalking
>no no no no this can't be happening
HELP ME /b/!
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Learned as a newfag today: Never fuck with 4chan's way of thinking
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>when a personal army request goes wrong

This is why you don't do that.
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>>734539511
dude is this reAl??
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>>734539500

so accurate
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>>734539192
trapped in the corner like a small animal, using every last strenght in your lungs and muscles to fight off the big scary human
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>>734539189
This is some pretty compelling evidence
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Guys I feel like this can get better: Lets find the chick anon is talking about and then send her this thread. I've already narrowed it down but I could be wrong.
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Hahahahahaha I can't breath of laughter. OP knows he fucked up. He's crying in his room right now lmfaooo hahahahahahahaha
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top cuck OP way to ruin your entire life with one shitpost
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>>734538360
Is summer though bro.
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Next time: Post on an alt-account or mark out your friends list. There is a valuable lesson to take from this: don't be a fucking retard.
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>Hey officer my friend chris is taking my other friend hostage at his house and is threatning so slit his throat because of an abortion.
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NOT A DRILL, OP IS A JUGGALO
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Did that normie senate intern respond to any of you?
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Pretty sure the girl is Danny Collins,
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>>734540037
state ?
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I honestly kind of feel for this dude, he's the stereotypical /r9k/ basement dweller. Just browsing through his photos makes me slightly depressed.
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>>734535372
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Post pics of OPS faggot face
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>>734539981
If you had that life, would you respond? Fuck no. First call he made was to Chris, second was to the cops (and since he is a Senate intern, he would have a state police officer within 100 feet of him at pretty much all times), and third was to a lawyer.

Normies, especially well groomed normies with dreams of the future, arent going to respond to "us"
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>>734540219
seee>>734537513
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>>734535540
Yeah dudes a homie. Fuck that bitch. Oh and also, NYPA kike
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The girls name is Danny Collins. She's the only mutual friend between the two.
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>>734540106
>he's the stereotypical /r9k/ basement dweller

So in short... he should swing from a rope?
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>>734540234
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>>734540306
based
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>>734540318
Someone tell her about this.
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>>734540336
link to her fb?
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>>734540306
top top
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>>734540318
Careful. Chances are good OP is such a fag the girl he is talking about isnt even friends with him. Im imagining a /r9k/ permavirgin that knows a fat chick that has a semi attractive friend that got knocked up, and the only relation OP and preggers girl is that their mutual friend brings her friend along. Id be willing to bet she doesnt even know "that guys" name IRL
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>>734540419
Just look up "danny collins carson city" shes the first and only result.
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>>734540518
This would make it twice as funny when we tell her about this.
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>>734535372
>help this slut
Yeah no fuck off. NYPA you thundercuck
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Goddamnit Op why are all your friends huge edgelords.
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>>734540306
Ohhhhh shit nigga
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>>734540632
Read the comments further, we found out who op is.
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dun goofed
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>>734540574
The point being, Chris Rose most likely doesnt even have preggers girl as a friend on FB.
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>>734535372
I'd kill myself too if mylastname was COMBS!
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>>734540748
>>734540306
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>>734540748
post reaction lmao.
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post ops face please
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