Character's that are literally you thread. Please no joker

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>>734519576
maybe you can share some of that vast wealth. also pic related me

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>>734519576
Do comedians count? Bc I'm pretty much this guy..

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>>734519736
Sorry it's still my dads but i will inherite it one day soon hopefully

>>734519576
Jesus fucking Christ kiddo so cringe

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Everything, even the thing for cleaning

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This is literally me.

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>Extremely smart, yet bored and unmotivated
>Misanthropic
>View life as pointless
>Even sex is pointless
>Feel like other people get sad cancer if I hang around them too much
>Find it difficult to relate to normies
>Immortal

>>734520207
You might not be wrong. I got a little sad cancer just reading your post. I can't imagine spending the entire day with you.

>>734519576
>>Genius-level intellect
>>Brilliant strategist and tactician
>>Peak-human athlete and martial artist
>>Photographic memory
>>Preternatural reflexes and reaction time
>>Vast wealth and access to advanced technological resources
asian

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Do videogame characters count?

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>>734519576

general raam

>loves animals
>people person
>fond of linux
>good cook
>/b/tard

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Not the dead wife bit, I am overweight and I own a nice Casio though.

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People at high school used to call me Trevor from Gta V because they said that oir personalities were very alike. I dont know if thats a complement or not

>>734519576
>keep it real
>proceeds to keep it completely unreal

Never stop choking on dong OP

>>734521400
>school shooter detected

>>734521400
niga no

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>>734519576

Pic related. It's my life every fucking day.

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>be me
>get high af
>be sorta evil
>browse /b/

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george luz from band of brothers, dead IRL but very much me

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KEEP FEEDING ME YOUR AUTISM I NEED ALL OF IT YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>734521400
>>734520207
>>734520159
>>734519576
>>734521489
>>734521551
>>734521527

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literally me

>potion seller
>deformed head
>not selling my potions to weak travellers

>>734521588
Oh shit it's a canabalistic furry.

>>734519576
>browses /b/

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>>734519576
>lets keep it real
>to start off, im exactly like this superhuman

Fuck you

>>734519576
Literally? LITERALLY?

>>734521588
>Mumen rider gets beat up all the time for trying to be a good guy
Atleast i'm not a faggot furry with a guaranteed replies.

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Literally, uh, what was the question?

>>734521400
That wasnt a compliment. You probably did edgy shit and a few people would egg you on with stuff like this so you can continue to make a fool of yourself. "Dude, youre just like Trevor from gta, youre so crazy!" And then youd do some fuckin cringe and theyd almost piss themselves laughing once you left.

>>734521627
THATS THE KNIGHT YOU FUCK.

>>734521400
>>734521959
This

People used to compare me to House because I'm a grumpy asshole who alienates everyone by putting on a sarcasm based show because he is miserable and insecure.

Then bazingo theory came out and everyone noticed my performance is more like that of an autistic robot, so relatives started calling me Sheldurr.

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>>734519576
>nobody like joker irl

See that's where you're wrong. I do cosplay for s living and I cos as Joker and everyone says that I'm exactly like him. I'm always playing pranks on everyone and I'm also feared in the cos scene cause I attacked a security guard and smashed his face in. I don't give a shit about money in fact I've burned money before because I hate it. I believe in anarchy and I'm an amazing strategist as well. Anytime I plan to troll someone in to madness it's for their own good even if I use deviant ways.

>>734519576
>>Genius-level intellect
>>Brilliant strategist and tactician
>>Peak-human athlete and martial artist
>>Photographic memory
>>Preternatural reflexes and reaction time
>>Vast wealth and access to advanced technological resources
>Gay

Just like an OP.

>>734522198
>>734522520
WEW
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>>734522520
The tism is strong in this one

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>>734519576

>>734522520
You are the most autistic fuck

>>734521400
They were calling you an edgy fag.

No , they did not respect you.

You were a joke to them.

>>734522588
POSSIBLE homosexual ... must investigate further.

>>734521959
Yeah i probably was autistic as fuck. I used to constantly do hate crimes against thus gay kid at school and used to carry an iron rod in my backpack in case someone tried to pull something on me. I also beat a few if my friends up for like no reason. I'm cringe busy at least i still got chicks

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>>734520207
wow another slightly above average intelligence white kid who think he is literally to smart to relate to the rest of the world. No natural ability or skilled so he's "unmotivated". also socially awkward and cannot get laid. shocker

are you always this delusional OP?

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so I've been told

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>>734523584

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>be me
>Smart , but didn't think I was that smart compares to everyone
>Tfw Remembering how I had to teach all of /b/ what percentiles were and realizing that it's not that I'm especially smart, it's just that everyone else is especially stupid

>>734524000
Checked and kek'd

Are there any tv characters that have good luck with girls but deep down are depressed?
> That would be me

>>734519576
>Autistic

Fixed it for you.

>>734524000
>Fat
>Awkward and strange but doesn't care
>Funny enough to keep around

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>Ochiba Chawa from Shujdoen Shuko 2
>Handsome, charming, intelligent, natural leader, womanizer
>But also a cold blooded killer, fearless fighter, autistic, fat, virgin, unemployed, depressed.

>>734519576

>Be me.
>very unpopular piece of shit
>have little or no firends at all
>always stay late at night (sleeps at 4am)
>no other interest other than browsing the internet and watching Jap shit cartoons (ANIME) I'm not a weeb -_-
>sometimes have suicidal tendencies
> 21 years old, still a kissless virgin.

Pic related, I have a very disturbing eyebags, though I'm a guy.. not unlike that (((Watamote))) character I posted.. but nevertheless, my life is as shitty and boring as hers... might kill myself sooner though.

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>>734519576
>Be me.
>very unpopular piece of shit
>have little or no firends at all
>always stay late at night (sleeps at 4am)
>no other interest other than browsing the internet and watching Jap shit cartoons (ANIME) I'm not a weeb -_-
>sometimes have suicidal tendencies
> 21 years old, still a kissless virgin.

Pic related, I have a very disturbing eyebags, though I'm a guy.. not unlike that (((Watamote))) character I posted.. but nevertheless, my life is as shitty and boring as hers... might kill myself sooner though

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Not rich yet but will be someday. Every night I walk my streets with dog, watching over them quietly. No one fuck with my neighborhood. Muscular, athletic, smart, invent my own weapons, could neat up anyone if pissed off enough.

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>be me
>big guy, but not assertive at all
>little motivation
>basically work for shelter and beer money
>a little socially awkward, but not autismally so
>work shit job
>mfw boss tells me to do something