g'morning anon. i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

>>734516971
Because I'm not a pussy faggot

>>734516971

i have to go to work.

>>734516971

My brother kind of needs me around for moral support until he's happily married. Also, this girl who friendzoned me but still texts me every day even though we live in different cities and is certainly fucking every guy she wants, is a really amazing person who still wants to be my friend some fucking how, despite my laundry list of character flaws and personal defects. She loves me and wants to be my friend. If I loved her half as much as I say and know I do, I would man the fuck up and be the best God damned friends she's ever had. That and my cat is pretty bro, so I wanna stick around for him.

>>734517124

Also this.

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>>734517124
thats great you are not.
>>734517149
have a good day at work.
>>734517263
sounds good.
but find a new chick closer. You can do it.

>>734517332

Im trying anon, it's rough. I hope you stick it out man. Why aren't you taking the cowards way out today?

Because I'm too lazy to do it.

>>734517332
source?

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>>734517404
no reason to do so.
i'm fine. plus it's friday.
>>734517626
unknown.

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life is a gift.

because these stupid meds are preventing me to do so

i seriously want to get off them and kill myself

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>>734519338
i'm glad you are on the meds.
How did you get on them in the first place ?

>>734516971
Because a Reel Big Fish concert is coming up.

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>>734519406
is that a good band ?

because the shrek play is coming to my town.

>>734519452
I enjoy them. Very upbeat music, and always puts me in a better mood. Makes me wanna dance like an idiot, even at work.

I just got a promotion at work.
My wife and I are going to 69 tonight.
I just mowed the grass last night and my yard looks fresh ay eff.
My wife and I are planning to form babby later this year.

>>734516971
Still working on the passenger list of those who I will take with me as I go.

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>>734519709
cool. glad you found music you like.
>>734520100
congrats on teh promotion and the 69ing.
>>734520214
cool.

>>734520407
Thanks, OP. I appreciate that.

>>734516971
I answered this thread a couple days ago telling you i was going to be a dad!
Yesterday the wife went for another checkup and our due date is now January 4th!

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>>734520569
#thumbup
>>734520588
congrats bro.
want a boy or girl ?

Because there's a lot of porn for today.

>>734520703
Girl, easier for me i think. When she becomes a slut it's up to the wife to tell her to stop spreading her legs!

>>734520407

Thanks OP. I took zinc and L-citrulline with a pineapple and OJ shake this morning, gonna take more zinc and L-citrulline with lunch. She's been snacking on pineapple all morning as well and she's been texting me all morning. We're really looking forward to it.

I'm going to pick up my girlfriend and if my roommate isn't back in a few hours we're gonna fuck.

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>>734520813
must be nice to have someone that regularlly wants to put their mouth on your genitalia. :-) u have a good thing anon.
>>734520818
have fun with the conjugation.

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>>734519237

>>734516971

Because I have a wife and child.

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because im gonna go to a rave tonight and shroom some of my neurons .

>>734516971
seeing your shit thread every single day makes me wanna kill myself you phucking phaggot

>>734517998
source?

>>734520881

It helps that I enjoy putting my mouth on her genitalia.

General note on sexuality for the young anons out there: "marriage is a meme" is a meme. Most women are decent people if you're a decent person. Seriously. And while your sex life will change once you're married, it will always benefit from honesty and communication. That sounds like some Dr. Phil shit, but it's true. I always wanted to try bondage but my wife was always afraid of it. I told her I was going to buy under-the-bed straps anyway, and if she wanted to try it some time great and if not, 30 bucks down the drain, no big deal. We got drunk together last weekend and when we went upstairs, we broke out the straps, she strapped me down, and sat on my face for a bit, then leaned forward and we 69'ed, then she turned around and rode me. She ended up squirting for the first time in her life, which is not something we've ever tried to get her to do. It was some of the best sex of our lives. It never would have happened if I had been dishonest to avoid conflict and told her I was okay not trying new things, but it was important to me, so I (respectfully, in a way that focused on our mutual pleasure) persisted and now that we finally have tried it, it's opening up a whole new domain of sexual experimentation for us. Stay the course, be honest with her even if it creates conflict, and be ready to compromise.

My girlfriend cheated on me then broke up with me. But im learning to be my own person again, im learning i should pick up the connections i lost with my friends. I dont want to be stuck in the past any longer, im going to keep moving.

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>>734521067
appreciate the feedback, hope you have a good day. >>734521135
unknown>>734521322
dubs say you'll be fine anon.

Because I feel like over the last six months I've grown as a person, and I wanna see where I'm at in another six.

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>>734522638
i wish you continued growth anon.

>>734516971
I've finally got things going for myself! Decently paid wage slavery here I come

>>734523095
congrats on that.

You posting gifs and not webms makes me want to kill myself.

>>734516971
I'm waiting for my 18 year old side-girl to come back to me for one last fling so I can get a crack at fucking that tight young pussy. She always comes back. Lol.

holy smokes batman.
this thread is at least covfefe times more wholesome than i expected.

keep it up robots, life can be a breeze if you look in the right direction.

as for me im not killing myself today cause i got a meetup to play magic the gathering then im gonna pound my gf.

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>>734523450
hope you don't kill yourself.
>>734523482
nice.
>>734523559
cool. enjoy your game.

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>>734523615
tyvm

you're doing god's work here. keep it up

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>>734523701
no problem bro.

>>734516971
Id rather watch the world turn to shit and blow my brains out only when faced with a more gruesome death.

>>734516971
Because my friend and I plan to hotbox in a bit, so fuck dying.

>>734523615

They have no real concept of the fact that they're experimenting with the most powerful social capital they'll ever own, which is at its peak value right now. It's like watching a new recruit fuck around with an expensive scoped sniper rifle before he eventually has to turn it in for a BB gun after he's actually trained. It's both beautiful and sad.

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>>734524447
hotbox?

Because today is Friday. We gotta get down on Friday.

I'm a successful senior with a successful high school career on the fast lane to college

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>>734526065
g'luck on college anon.

>>734526204
Thanks