>2017 >not owning a rolex explain yourself pic related

Did you buy two of them to fit around your fat wrist, OP?

>>734516259
Saw this 2 days ago. Quit acting like a moron.

>>734516259
I'm not jelly, but you appear to be composed of jelly. How big a boy are ya?

>google searches image
>100 other pics
>"pic related it mine"

stfu op

most standard rolex out there....
no I am not "jelly"
go get a better job

>>734516259
Thought it was amputated for a second

>>734516259
>people will actually respond to this

>>734516259
>spends fuckton on watch
>thinks he's smart
>calls other people faggots for not having one
congratulations you played yourself

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>>734516457
>composed of jelly

>>734516259

>base level rolex
>literally 6,000 USD

You are showing off with a watch the price of a used mexican honda civic. If this is the crowning achievement of your life, go die.

Get back to us when you have a real swiss watch that isn't mass produced.

Saw this thread already, OP is a virgin fag and wanted to know if his Rolex or his apple watch matched his fidget spinner for his date.

>>734516587
Witam rodaka kochanego

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>>734516259

>>734516259
never mind the watch, what the fuck happened to your knuckles

>>734516259
wats a rolex

>>734516794
Prob beeing 10 years old and fat.

>>734516807
A form of ego-masturbation for narcissists and people who think they're entitled

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>>734516259
Timestamp pic OP.
Oh wait you cant.
because this pic is posted every single day.
Fuck off copy and pasting shit threads OP.

>>734516259

HOLY FUCK THAT'S ONE OF THE FATTEST WRIST I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>734516259
thats a meaty paw you got there anon

>>734517204


LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HAM HOCK

>>734516259
“Meaningless! Meaningless!”
says the Teacher.
“Utterly meaningless!
Everything is meaningless.”

Tissot for life.

>>734517299

FOND THE POOR GUY!!!!!!

>>734517047
found the poorfag

>>734516624
Kill yourself, fag

Ooh, look at my expensive trinket! Aren't you all impressed by how much money I have?

>>734517323
>>734517333


FOUND THE SAND NIGGER WHO OWNS A HALAL SHARMA SHOP

ueah op but do you have an i3 6100 processor with that rolex and 8 gb of ram??
I didn't thin k so faggot because i bought a new pc and its nbetter than ur rolex i can bplay crsysis on medim low

>>734516259
Rolex is the most generic shit watch you could buy. It looks like a slab o' metal that you attach on your wrist to remind you of the $6000 you used to have.

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>>734516259
try to get on my level op

>>734516259
Op wheres your knuckles under a layer of fat or is it because you condition them?

>>734516259

Short, stubby hands
Excessive body hair at an early age
Epicanthal fold despite total lack of Asian genetic component
Philtrum absent
Depressed nasal ridge
Interocular distance >3,5 standard deviations
Supraorbital ridges cotermimous
Antalgic Gait
BMI consistent with pre diabeetus
Institutional haircut
Shoes designed to accommodate hobbit-width feet
CE2017 wearing a wristwatch while being under fifty years of age
Baggy clothes
The futile use of surplus government phisohex soap to mitigate the scent of urine, bile, feces.

>Op is an Institutionalised Mongoloid with Fetal Alchohol Syndrome on a day pass to the shops. Op purchases a watch with a newly minted credit card and manages to contact the interwebs

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>>734516624
6000 usd, you mean a used one?

>>734516259
>>2017
>>not owning a rolex
>explain yourself
>
>pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
Uses 2 year old stale pasta, newfags still fall for it. Sigh

>>734516259
why would anyone would be jelly?
because of a fucking watch? do you jerk off with it?
also, you fat. faggot.

>>734516259
Holy fuck that is a fatass

>dis thread again

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No Armani no poonani

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>owning a watch in 2017

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>>734516457
>composed of jelly

>>734517899
You know smart watches are really useful for people who are pro-active.

But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

>>734516259
>rolex
>overpriced lolbrand for 'muricans
>not Omega
>not TAG Heuer
>not Patek
>not Breguet
>not Zenith
>not any other swiss, hand made watch that is not lolbrand for 'muricans
>using a rando from google images
>using an image of a rolex on a hippo
>this thread
>my post

Because I don't need an overpriced piece of metro jewellery. But now you'll just say "durr jealous poorfag" so I don't even know why I bothered replying.

>>734517592


HI POOR FAG!!! A REAL, I REPEAT REAL NOT FAKE SHIT YOU CAN AFFORD, ROLEX IS A FUCKING WORK OF ART. THE 12 BUCK "RWOLEX" YOU BUY IS SHIT GENERIC FAKE GARBAGE FOR THE LOWER CLASS MASS OF SHITS

>>734516259
What does your Rolex do that my Timex doesn't?

>>734517527
A ROLEX WILL GET YOU LAID FOR REAL SON.

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>>734517960
Learn to greentext you fucking summer fag

>>734517635


I WANT TO SEE HOW FAT THIS LADY IS. HER HANDS CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THE WEIGHT ANYMORE.

This thread has been getting posted 3 times a day for the past month.
Jesus Christ guys.

>>734518034
Yeah, if you need to depend on watches to get pussy, there's something wrong, friend.

Stay weak beta fag.

>>734518029
Pussy magnet feature, But that feature doesn't really works for OP

>>734518065
>Epicanthal


POST A PIC FAG . I BET EVEN YOUR MOM HAS TO GET DRUNK TO MERCY FUCK YOU.

>>734518058
that's nothing. have you seen the number of trump threads?

>>734516587
Nie dla psa

>>734516259


THAT'S A FAKE BTW.

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I prefer my $35 spy watch that can get awesome creeper shots. I know,I know..."hurr durr ugly watch" it's not for fashion faggots, it's for voyeur/creepshots.

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>>734518134

>>734517960

As an owner of a PP, an AP, a Speedy, its fucking difficult to argue that any of them beat the build quality of a rolex. GMT pepsi is still my fav watch of all time. But sure keep telling yourself this.

>>734518134


top kek

>>734516259
>2017
>Wrist jewelry is gay
>What are you Queer?

>>734518138
No, I filter out them out like any reasonable adult should.

KIDS! CLICK ON 'SETTINGS' AND YOU CAN, TOO! LEARN TO USE THIS WEBSITE INSTEAD OF JUST INFUSING IT WITH NUCLEAR CANCER!

>>734518187
I HAVE ONE TOO. IT'S AWESOME AT THE GYM. CAUGHT SOME NICE CREEP SHOTS OF WET PUSSY. THE BEST PART IS WOMEN KNOW SOMETHING IS UP..THEY JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT.

>>734516259
It's so cringe ;D
Wearing wristwatch is so fucking 1998
#fatameriwristisfatOP

>>734518263


AND YET YOU ARE HERE RETARD

>>734518271
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB9nRWu8Gbz2TfSENpEmTOQ

>>734518277


STFU YOU SHUT IN FAG . POST A PIC. I BET YOU ARE A FUCKING SHUT IN WEIRDO. REAL MEN WEAR WATCHES YOU FAG THEY AREN'T HOLED I THEIR BASEMENT 24/7

>>734518301
POSTING USEFUL TIDBITS FOR THE NEWFRIENDS INSTEAD OF JUST SHITPOSTING LIKE YOU YOU SLAPDICK MONGOLOID

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>>734516259
> has rolex but struggles to put donut down long enough to take picture.

I respect the courage you have to own watches despite donating your wrists to Sarah Lee all those years ago.

>>734516259
too bad a nice watch still can't make your wrist not look retarded

>>734518430


YET YOU ARE HERE .......AND SO IS SUMMER

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>>734518172
It IS!

>>734516259
I'm sure I, too, could afford an overpriced watch if I sold my soul to the Stay Puft marshmallow man.

>>734516259
advertising a rolex on a pigs leg.. thats somehow weird...

>>734517888
Most wasted trips of the day. Your watch was made in a Chinese flea factory by crippled fleas. They don't even use the starving humans in that factory, their time is better spent on Nikes.

>>734518607


SAVAGE OF FUCK...WELCOME LEREDDITORS. NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE FOR THE SUMMER.

>>734518684
Can someone please ms paint me an image of a 3rd world undeveloped human culture on an island nation called fuck. I just wonder what a savage of fuck would look like. I'm imagining a sausage-esque being with a fake Rolex.

>>734516259
>2017
>not owning a Casio Water Resistant Alarm Chrono Digital Watch with Built-in Calculator

>>734518904


ASK ON YOUR FAVORITE SITE: LEREDDIT. THEY LOVE THAT MS PAINT SHIT OVER THERE. HEAD ON OVER SUMMER FAG. YOUR SHIFT IS OVER HERE. THE AUTIST HOME SCHOOLED FAGS ARE WAKING UP NOW SO SCOOT.

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>>734518950
The real shit here

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>>734519051
>weak

>>734519110
>>734519051
You guys have autism

>>734519110
Not everyone can be Bill Gates, man.

>>734516259
shieet. mah nigga Arthur, is that u?

>>734518271
I've got 2 female roommates and have been pondering leaving watch in bathroom when they shower. If they figure it out I'm homeless so I don't know if it's worth the risk.

>>734516259
Nigga your arm is literally made of jelly

>>734518978
Summer actually hasnt started yet, but im sure looking at things like calendars is difficult with those fat rolls hanging over your eyes.

Now, tell me to go back to me Reddit for the 9th time, it should be funny any moment now, fatty.

>>734516259
I'd wreck it at work trying to make the payments on the damn thing.

The e key on my keyboard isn't even working right now, so I have to paste every one in separately. An expensive watch is not doable.

>>734519222


WHY NOT BUY SOMETHING BETTER? THEY HAVE CAMERAS THAT LOOK LIKE SHAVING CREAM CANS.

>>734516259
jesus fuck you fat mother fucking fat fuck. sell that watch and buy a gym membership you fucking lard ass bitch

>>734519295


you are proof that summer and cancer has arrived.

> duhhhhhhh say reddit 300x to match my fat jokes said 300x

>>734519353


IF HE CAN AFFORD A ROLEX HE/SHE CAN AFFORD 10 BUCKS A MONTH AT PLANET WHALE. HE'S TOO LAZY TO WORK OUT.

>>734519317
I have an infinity whitefox keyboard available for interesting trade. Massdrop fucked up my order and I got a mech keyboard I do not want.

>>734519321
Do they actually dispense shaving cream? Is the lens easy to spot on close inspection?

>>734519295


EVEY YEAR THE SUMMERFAGS GET MORE SHITTER

HERE'S A GOOD ONE FOR YOU: /INDIANPEOPLEFACEBOOK

YOU'LL ENJOY THAT ONE RETARD
*
AAAAAAAAAAAA

*---------

Anybody else prefer a cheaper watch?
I got a Casio Wave Ceptor
Atomic clock, durable, plus its got all kinds of doo dads

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>>734519485

Phat burn yo

>>734519482
NO, AND WHY WOULD SHE "CLOSELY INSPECT" IT? THEY DON'T TRUST YOU?

AND DO YOU HAVE A LAND LORD? START MAKING UP SHIT HOW HE'S A CREEP AND SHIT AND YOU DONT TRUST HIM. SO IF IT'S FOUND JUST BLAME THAT FAG

>>734516259
where are did your knuckles go?

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>>734516646
>>734518149

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I prefer my Titanium Citizen Eco-Drive..
Pic related

>>734519775
My watch
better than a shitty aliexpress rolex on a fatfuck

>>734519565
"OMG this shaving cream is a perv cam!!1!1one1!"

"it's our creep roommate jeremy! I knew it!"

"Jer you twiggy faggot, explain yourself while I call the police"

"B-but I told you our landlord is creepy? He probably did it, r-right?"

"That makes way more sense jer, you fuckbeast! Get over in this pussy nao!"

I have no doubt it would play out just like that.

>>734519667
i have that shit too. why buy a rolex when i can buy a shitty citizen. i drive a corolla....fuck a ferrari. that shit if for niggers,

>>734519565
No landlord, guess I'm just being paranoid. I've known them both for 20 years and would lose a home and the respect of a lot of friends if caught.

>>734519792


YOU DUMB FAT FUCK. I KNOW YOU ARE'T AROUND WOMEN BECAUSE YOU ARE CLUELESS HOW THEY THINK: THEY WOULD NEVER THIK THE DUDE THEY MADE LIVE WITH THEM ACTUALLY FUCKED THME OVER SO THEY'LL BELIEVE IT WAS AN OUTSIDER.

ASK MUMMY TO WORK OUT THE SCENARIO FOR YOU FATTY HOME SCHOOLED VIRGIN FOR LIFE. AS I SAID: REDDIT IS THATAWAY ____>>>>>

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Pic related is objectively superior to your antiquated overpriced pieces of shit
Get mad, richfags

>>734519875


NAH, JUST MAKE SURE YOU TAPE YOURSELF TAKING A SHOWER AND ACT ALL FUCKED UP THAT YOUR PRIVACY WAS VIOLATED AND VOW TO FIND THE CREEP THAT DID IT

>>734519853
It's more like "why have a Ferrari when I can have a new Denali and money for gas"

>>734519875
Then whats the point? Getting some barely-decipherable .6 pixel photos of half an ass so you can get a win on 4chan, which 5 minutes later backfires when a megaautist /b/ro sees her phone in a reflection, gets her fb account and send her a screenshot of the thread ratting you out?

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My watch has sentimental value, My grandfather hid it in his ass while he was a pow.

>>734520052


OH STFU YOU POOR FAG. IF YOU HAVE MONEY FOR A 400K CAR YOU HAVE MONEY FOR GAS YOU CUNT IDIOT. DON'T EVEN PRETEND ANYONE HERE CAN AFFORD A FERRARI.

>>734520096
kek

>>734516259
my cereal-box watch works just as well

>>734520076
720x480p full colour with sound actually.

>>734516259
>owning a watch in 2017. We have numerous devices that can tell us the time, including cellphones,tablets,fitbits. I'm not interested in spending a months work of pay for a watch so I can bump up my poor ego. If I was gonna blow money on something, it would be a new truck or a house.

>>734520096
>>734520122
>>734520122


WHAT KEK YOU FAT SUMMERFAG? HE'S QUOTING AN OVER RATED 90'S FAG MOVIE AND THAT MAKES YOU CUM FAT ASS?

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>>734519962
This may or may not be insulting, but ill reserve judgement until it can be translated from autististic screeching into English.

Pic related, it's you and your Rolex out for lunch.

>>734520150


HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW? YOU DIDN'T BUY THE DEVICE YET.

>>734520076
Oh, and like I'd share with any of the fucktards on here.. go get your own wins.

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>>734516259

>>734520111
No, but I do have a sweet new truck... and a citizen watch... get on my level fag

>>734520150
The watch I OWN is 720x480p. Do you mean the shaving cream can? It better be at least the same or fuck off im not getting it.

>>734516259
I have a busy life. A career. Kids and wife. Two nice vehicles that do actual things for me. Rather use the money for renovations or retirement savings then buy a watch that simply tells time. My phones and tablet and computer and everything around me tells time. Its a waste.

>>734520150
Is this an argument that the risk is worth it then?

I guess I'll look for your creep thread then.

>>734520178
OMG!!!!!! SAGE POSTED A GIF? ATTA BOY REDDIT KING. YOU SURE GOT ME. NO MORE GIFS. NO MAS!!! NO MAS!!!

>>734516259
When I was graduating high school, I was offered a nice luxury watch. I asked to get an equivalent amount of Amazon stock instead...
Guess who can buy a shit ton of rolexs now?

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>>734520241

>>734520296
This was meant for this
>>734520191

>>734516259
>2017
>not having fingers

>>734520300


IE. I LOVE MY "LIFE" SO MUCH I COME JERK OFF TO SHEMALE PORN HERE.

FUCK OFF IDIOT.

>>734520343

When I was graduating high school, I was offered Amazon stock. I asked to get an equivalent Apple stock. Guess who can buy a shit tone of Amazon stock now?

>>734520169
It's called a "joke" anon, you should try laughing once in awhile, it feels good.

>>734520488


POST YOUR PIC. I WILL HAVE 400 LAUGHS.1 FOR EACH POUND YOU WEIGH.

>>734520418
When I was graduating high school, I was offered Apple stock. I asked to get an equivalent Compaq stock. Guess who can't buy a Timex now?

>>734520169
Being this butthurt over a movie quote.

>>734520343
Amazon OPP 1997. Rolex cost at the time $3300. Equivalent stock, 183 shares ($18/share). Worth $990 Now. Your shares are worth $180k ish. Congratulations, you can buy the world.

>>734520111
Lol, wtf are you doing, son?
Why is having an expensive watch so important to you? It's probably the last fucking thing I'd spend my money on, a fragile piece of functionless jewelry. How does that represent a man? Going around constantly having to be scared of smacking your wrists into stuff, and I can imagine that'd be an even bigger problem for a guy of your proportions.

Wtf is a rolex?

>>734520657


A FUCKING SHIT OVER RATED MOVIE THAT IS HUGELY POPULAR AMONG FAGS

>>734520587
I put all of my $ into laserdisc technology, really thought it was the future of movies/video. Can't afford food or a home now.

>>734518100
>Pussy magnet feature, But that feature doesn't really works for OP
If you're attracting girls because of a watch, you're attracting the wrong type of girl.

>>734520698
You do realize that your caps lock is on, right edgelord?

Lol, I haven't worn a watch since the early 2000s. That's so passé.

>>734516749
So op is Brett Keane?

>>734520677


SORRY 5'4" MANLET,,,,SOME OF US ARE OVER 6' TALL, CAN SEE OUR DICKS AND HAVE JOBS THAT DON'T ENTAIL SCRUBBING TOILETS.

>>734520759


LOL!!! I GUESS MUMMY GIVES YOU TE LESSONS ON WOMEN HUH VIRGIN FOR LIFE?

WOMEN ARE FUCKING SUPERFICIAL AS FUCK. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK MADE LV THEIR BILLIONS?

This nigga looks like a cartoon

>>734520848

WAS THAT THE LAST TIME YOU LEFT YOUR BASEMENT?

It's a shame you have to look at that fucked up hand whenever you need to tell the time

>>734520972
>>734521031
I see high school is out for the summer.

Well caps lock boy is getting tiresome, abandon thread.

>>734517752

Only serious morons pay full price for one. For next to no work at all you can get up to 40% off on these watches.

>>734520848
I agree. I always wore a watch. Put it on every morning. But with a clock in my car, on my phone, on my computer screen I never looked at my watch. One day I did and realized it had stopped three days earlier. Never wore it again.

>>734518187
oh thats cool. i need dat for coming holiday for capturing lolis on beach.

>>734519775
>>734519791
Pretty classy.

>>734520972
You could at least put in some sort of effort, this is retarded

>>734516259
I have a Cartier

>>734516587
this nigga is wearing women's booty shorts.

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Are these threads regular now?

>>734521291
u just butt hurt tumblr fag

>>734521346
Cartier is doing some awesome shit these days. I never gave them much throught but the manufacture has ramped the fuck up.

>>734521156


good leave hes at least ke worthy, you=cringe. keep ur word= gtfo

>>734521118
>>734521156
>>734521291


same fag is same fagging hard

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>>734516259
How do you manage to wrap it around your big wrists every morning, Grande Supreme? XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

>>734516259
>being a hamfisted fat fuck
explain yourself

>>734521744


OH SURE FAT FUCK. LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET AROUND THAT SHIT FAT FUCK

>>734516505
This

>>734516587
Is the one on the left a milgaus?

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>>734516259
>Spending large sums of cash on a status symbol which highly targeted by thieves
Kys

>>734517888
>Armani
Just..... no

>>734517960
Tag and patek...... yea their the same quality

>>734516259
is it sad op, that all of the summerfags in here, dont know how to google image search??

>>734517888
You've got the opposite problem of op, your wrists are tiny. That huge ass watch doesn't help much, you look like Robin Williams kid wearing his watch.

>>734516259
Did you shave for the pic?

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Paid $40 for this, did I get ripped off?

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>>734517635
Photo for ants, of termites, related

>>734516422
dubs don't lie

also check'd

>>734522774
Congrats, you've managed to find the old infographic on how to ruin steak, bananas and ketchup in one go.

>>734522033
one is milgaus, second is submariner but I don't remember exactly which one

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>>734516422

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Looks familiar

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>>734521694
Thanks for trying.

>>734523295
is there a name for this like fatpaw ?

>>734516259
fat/10

>>734523517
Jellyfist.
Gelatinous phalanges.
Pork knuckles.
Lard hands.

>>734523905
or just "fat persons hand"

>>734524590
Use your imagination man, your description is apt, but I thought mine were funny.

>>734519875
Do it faggot! 4chan is all the friends you need.

>>734520111
Why do you keep typing in all caps? Are you retarded or just stupid?

>>734516259
Obviouly a fit bit would be a waste of time here.

https://strawpoll.de/c1reba2 vote !!!