Help me out /b/. I'm a 19 (20 in July) year old male virgin

Now I can't stress this enough. literally anything about the situation you're in is your fault

>>734509581
Bullshit. I agree certain things are my fault, but others are definitely entirely not my fault and are due to circumstances/or shitty hand dealt to me

You've just proven why you're in this situation. Its because you can't take responsibility. this is the Hallmark of a failure. You want logical proof? You and I both know that there are people out there who have been dealt worse hands than you who have everything you want because they actually accepted responsibility unlike you

Well first off you know nothing about me. What I'm doing or where I am.

>>734510085
can we change that

>>734510108
Ask questions.

Focusing on my credibility rather than my words is a defense mechanism. Let what I have said in

>>734509524
Youre fine, i was 20 before i had my fist kiss/sex/girlfriend. Since then ive had a 1year relationship that ended because i had to move country and im going strong on a new 8 month one in my new country.

The most important thing is to not plan your life around girlfriends. You gotta just work hard at something you like and eventually itll pay off. Passion is hella sexy in guys ive come to notice. And its much easier/cheaper than getting rich/connected/entertaining

>>734510152
who are you? where are you from?

>>734510238
As you know I'm 19/20 year old virgin. I'm from Taipei, Taiwan and currently living there.

>>734510289
gooks aren't white

>>734510314
I'm half white and half Asian. Mixed race. Go figure.

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>>734509524
Shit you can't do anything about
>looks
>genetic predispositions to being a beta faggot

Shit you can do something about:
>job
>social life
>education
>working on yourself
>getting off /b/

Now then,
>"My generation is fucked"

Stop making excuses. That shit'll enable you to just keel over and be a lazy fat sack of shit masturbating over traps and animated porn.

The "predicament" is common because people have it way too fucking easy now. Why go out and court when you can load up a video in mere seconds and be done with it?

I lost my virginity when I was twelve and fucked a lot in high school so I don't really know how this feels. I've had friends who are my age and still are virgins. The few who stayed that way were either extremely socially retarded or turned out to be gay.

Ugly guys can get laid. Ever try lowering your standards? Use an online dating service and try to breed a fatty/uggy. Why not? Not like you're going to get a 10/10. Most guys won't.

Stop fucking feeling sorry for yourself. You obviously know what's wrong with you. Stop making excuses and do something about your situation.

Here's a quote for "our generation" of entitled sacks of uselessness:
"Nobody owes you shit. You're miserable? Your life sucks? Well get the fuck off the sulk bus and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT."

>>734510372
hey thats pretty cool.

>>734509524
go to parties
fuck drunk chicks
???
profit

wear a rubber cunt

>>734510372
half asian/white chicks are smoking hott.. girl i know is 1/4 irish 1/4 german 1/2 korean and ho-lee-phuc would i make cummies

>>734510184
Alright. I accept what you say. I'll try to take full accountability. Now anything else you wanna say/help with?

This must be very difficult for you, and I would like to thank you for sharing this with us. By the sound of it, the problem likely stems from the fact that you're a helpless beta cuck faggot who does not deserve to mate. It's simple, really. You're ugly as shit, fat, and just barely strong enough to jerk your pathetic excuse for a cock. Do yourself, and society, a favor by tying a rope around your neck and letting your lard ass weigh you down until you die like the fucking disgusting useless pig you are. Faggot.

>>734509524

I'm 49 and virgin.

I had my first and only gf between 1995 and 1997.

She dumped me on Aug 2, 1997. We had our last kiss on Jul 31, 1997.

Then, yes, in two months it'll be twenty years I don't hug/kiss a girl.

Also, I'm virgin.

Sigh.

>>734511232
Terry?

>>734511264
dafuq are you?

>>734511390
Share some divine intellect with me pls

>>734511232
You're a retarded cuck beta nigger faggot who will die alone.

Go fap, it's the best you will ever get.

>>734510756
What? How can anyone be more than 2/2 of something? 4+4+2 IS 8 so 3/8? Learn to math dumbest

>be me, in 1995
>happy, graduated, a good job and a lovely 9/10 gf
>fast forward 29 months later
>gf breaks up, suddenly, no reason, not any slightest hint
>tried to contact her, she's annoyed, only says she doesn't want to see me anymore
>a month later tried again, she shouts I must disappear from her life

>feel depressed because definitely sure no wrongdoing on my side
>noone of shared friends willing to tell me anything

>fast forward to 2001
>one of old shared friends told me she casually asked about me
>but she also added she was absolutely sure she didn't want to see me anymore

>from time to time, still googling her name/surname (sadly both very common in our country)
>sometime in 2009-2010 found her linkedin
>she lives 900 km away from here

>fast forward to late 2014
>finally found her fb, not totally barred
>browsed until late, found she's single, lives alone, has a cat
>she occasionally joked "it should be time to get engaged"
>checked her fb page everyday for a few days, craving for more info
>suddenly she applied the most paranoid privacy settings
>days later she updated linkedin, switched job (this could explain fb privacy)
>me feels depressed, didn't save any pic, too busy looking at her and dreaming

>anyway, decided to "casually" meet her
>went there (900km) and boarded the trains I predicted she would ride
>6:10pm aboard, check from first to last car, then get off, wait 30 mins, board next train, repeat
>she wasn't on 6:10 6:40 7:10 7:40 8:10... dude, I only missed the least probable one at 5:40, either that day she left earlier, or she took a day off

>fast forward to saturday
>go countryside biking
>31 km later, enter the small alley where her parents house was
>3pm, stopped in front of her house, looked at her room window on 1st floor, where we first kissed 21 years ago
>realized I was staring, someone could see me
>turn bike and go back, pedaling 31 km while thinking about her

TL;DR: she dumped me in 1997,never had any clue why,still love her

>>734511896
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>734511810
Youre not very bright huh?

>>734509524
Stop affirming your bullshit. I'm this, I'm that... you the know the rest

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>>734511810
If this is bait, well done.

If not, pic related

Wait for the technological singularity predicted for 2048 which will allow you to quickly and easily fuck 10/10 women robots and not have to do anything

>>734512070
Kek, I think its quality b8

>>734511896
It's time to move on, anon. Surely you've found other women you're willing to date?

>>734509524
Its normal, if you are studying, if you aren't i don't have anything to say, if you are just wait and keep on doing hard work, i am also 19 Virgin hugless, don't even have facebook account generally people see me as a clown, but my grades are good so i just spend my time playing vidya here and other chatrooms and i really don't even feel the urge to have sex, i do have friends but i hardly hang out with them, but video games and chatroom hardly let me feel depressed or bad about myself, i also have phimosis i have learnt to accept it and been stretching, and as for girls, i will get arranged marriage after getting job or completing my studies, just forget shitty things i haven't even masturbated in my whole life because of faulty dick, happiness is not relative to your situation, if you constantly tell yourself you are a loser you will be stuck, and will actually an hero because of some shit posts here. Allah have created a big world for us, you can always find happiness in madness it doesn't even need that hard observation, just don't see yourself as shit doesn't matter if people tell you that you are, even if you think you are shit, accept it than life doesnt end there

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>>734509524
whether or not it's normal is irrelevant. you need to get off your ass and stop browsing /b/. get shit done.

>>734511232
isn't there a mall you should be shooting up?

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>>734512284

>>734511232
Twenty years? Jesus fucking christ m8. 49 and a virgin..
You know there's such thing as "sex workers" right?

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>>734511810

>>734512394
Was just helping that anon.
My advice was if you can't escape beta curse just accept it and never even hope that you will have someone to fuck, just go by and look forward to things that you like, i.e vidya or something, find happiness in madness, theres so much life in stillness

>>734512594
That's better. Also quite true. Well said.

I'd argue that many of the guys who think they will never get laid will eventually... On your wedding night. After the looks start deteriorating and women realize they need some sort of support and retire from fucking guys with tattoos and criminal records to fulfill their needs

>>734512440
Cause I'm gay tho

>>734512727
There's male sex workers

>>734512228

being 49 and virgin, I won't settle for a non-virgin female.

and while there are some over 40 virgin females (I know at least three of them still searching for some Pure Charming Prince), not every one of them is eligible (because mental illness, obesity illness, debt illness...)

In 21 years I'll be here on /b/ bragging about being a 70 year old virgin "while not being a monastery monk"

>>734512384

I ain't an Ameritard - in my country the only thing people shoots in malls is... farts.

>>734512440

I know, but I won't waste my virginity to a non-virgin female.

Apparently you cannot get a virgin "legal sex worker" straight female, even less a decently priced one

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>>734512998
good luck with that lmao

>>734509804
dont be a bitch, man up.

>>734512998
If you had the money, you can get anything you want... and I mean anything.

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>>734510221
>my fist kiss
what the hell is a fist kiss???

>>734511896
thats sad man.

>>734513121

I'd get the jail as well.
Also, I want a virgin woman loving me.
Loving me, not my money.

>>734513123
it's when you try to kiss a girl and she punches you wrecking your nose and making everyone laugh at you and labeling you a rapist.

>>734512916
why do you even try to find someone?

i craved so long for a gf, but when I finaly got on, I totally hated it and just wanted to get rid of her. After that i was free of depression, and never tried to get in a rs ever again

>>734513244
That's really kind of sad. I pity you.

I dunno what to tell you, though mate. 49 seems pretty damn late to find a virgin partner. Try a dating site, I guess...

>>734513276
I was more thinking into making out whit your own hand pretend you have a girl who do you love and care for, and she loves and cares for you too.

either way, sad...

>>734511232
Holy shit, you're like Steve Buscemi's character in Ghost World, you even memorized those dates with extreme detail.

>>734513350
dude at 49 looking for a virgin gf he has only to options, go to a Monastery, or go full blown Pedo.

>>734509524
You're the reason BuzzFags think were all betas. You portray this site badly. If you want a life, stop asking a bunch of anonymous people to help you when it's your fault for being antisocial.

>>734509524
Get a job, get a life, stop being a fucktard

>>734509524
>"19 year old male virgin"
no need to say "male virgin"
females lose virginity:

-at the age of 9 when they go to a chat room and get a pedo to fuck them
-when they quit preventing the constant stream of men from fucking them somewhere between the ages of 12-17

>>734513605
when they marry pedoMuhammad, founder of Islam

>>734509524
>What should I do?
Man up NOW.

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I have the solution for every lonely virgin beta in this thread:

I'm saving for one.

>>734511991
tell me why I'm wrong, oh you can't? Dumbshits

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>>734513887

welcome to the club!!

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>>734509524

>>734509804
Are u a nigger? If not, consider being cucked by one from behind, nigger.

>>734512998
Get the fuck out of this thread old fart. >Learn 2 4chan

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>>734514280
I don't like to raise any suspicions but I'm fairly sure that at least one of those guys is cheating on his doll with that hot one

>>734514402

amen

>>734509524

Get in shape. Exercise and fix your diet. You will feel less depressed, have more confidence and motivation, and look better. All of which helps on the job and poon front.

If I could tell 18 year old me one thing it would be that.

Are you fat or skelly? Diet plan needs to be tailored accordingly.

Either way cut out sugary drinks. Water/tea/coffee only unless you're out drinking and socializing.

I was you once. Now I'm in shape, good job, gaining success as a hobby musician and about to buy a house with my gf. I learned all this the hard way - I'm telling you now so you don't have to.

You can make it, you just have to commit.

>>734511033
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>>734514801
Is polygamy illegal if you're married to dolls??

>>734515027

If you have no mates, join a sport club. Socialize and get in shape at the same time. I recommend boxing. BJJ should also be good

"My generation is fucked"

what a stupid excuse. I'm turning 20 next month too, got a job, finished school, got plenty of friends, saved some money and been in a relationship for 3 years now.

Just fucking do something and stop feeling sorry for your self. You cant always blame the others.

>>734511033
Spoken like a true alpha.

Alright guys. OP here. I left a crucial detail so everyone of you assumes I
m a neckbeard. The truth is that a ton of girls have shown interest in/flirted with me and I'm 186 cm, average-semi muscular and at the very least a cute/good looking guy. (which makes my situation ironic).

>>734515518
Lying beta faggot cuck bitch. Pathetic.

>>734515518
If you're cute then you'll have no problem posting a timestamped pic

>>734515169

clearly goyim can't say the same thing, because of their goy ethnicity

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>>734511810
Ummm... tell me your high/drunk or smthing

fuck bitches get money

>>734509524
Saw this BULLSHIT POST yesterday. Can't you listen?

>>734509524
I'm older and in a similar situation. Never held a girl's hand, either (family obviously doesn't count).

Our only option is suicide.

>>734511810
Serious question: is this bait or can you really not do basic mathematics...?

>>734515518

If you're already in shape then get some hobbies and work on them consistently, and work on your social skills.

Learn an instrument and/or DAW. Learn to DJ. Learn a foreign language. Take up rock climbing, hiking or martial arts. Travel.

If you want pussy and success in life you need to be good looking AND interesting. Don't be a basic bro that just binge watches Netflix. Have something interesting to say.

If you have no social skills at all, read How To Make Friends And Influence People by Dale Carnegie. Also check out How To Fail by Scott Adams for more general advice.

>>734516585
..or you could just fap to inter species erotica, that works too

>>734512284
this

>>734509524
>No job, no friends, no social life, not in school, not much money

finding a job solves all your problem

>>734516339
How is this bullshit?