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By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
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>>734492964
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rollerino
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>>734492018
My papers?
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Hammerzeit!
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>>734493284
Re-roll!
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>>734493299
Hope I escape
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Rollin heimer
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heil hitler xdddd
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Re-röll
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Let's do this
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>>734493581
Re rolling
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im clean, motherfucker
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>>734492018
Rūll
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>>734493488
oh dang i got Rudolf Höss whoever that is, time to look him up and gain knowledge
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>>734492018
Bet B
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roolling
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Reroll
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>>734494160
Re-roll
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>>734494265
Another re-roll
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>>734494331
Holy fucking shit re-roll
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Hail
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>>734492018
Vatch me doing Zee Rolling bitchees!
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>>734494407
Re hail
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>>734494421
Rerolling zees shitt
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rawlin
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>>734493694
The same day in a farewell letter to his children Höss told his eldest son:
Keep your good heart. Become a person who lets himself be guided primarily by warmth and humanity. Learn to think and judge for yourself, responsibly. Don't accept everything without criticism and as absolutely true... The biggest mistake of my life was that I believed everything faithfully which came from the top, and I didn't dare to have the least bit of doubt about the truth of that which was presented to me. ... In all your undertakings, don't just let your mind speak, but listen above all to the voice in your heart.
Huh, he was responsible for 2.5m deaths but before he was executed he realized he was wrong.
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>>734494570
rerooooll
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>>734494614
reeeeeroll
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>>734492018
hallo
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>>734492018
roll
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>>734494697
shite, well officer i'm actually
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kys
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>>734494792
Spooda roll
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kms
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rpoll
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>>734492018
rolin
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rawlling
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x
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00 get
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>>734492018
check it
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Roll mate
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>>734494955
lemme be hokage
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Glory to Deutschland!
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>>734494994
well fuck
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>>734495174
Oh shit I am what I hate
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Roll quads
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>>734495205
that sucked
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>>734495484
du juden!
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Please let me be Hitler
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Fuck it why not
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>>734492018
Hallo
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>>734492018
for the fuhrer! i am but a loyal national socialist, i have nothing to fear
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>>734495881
you have uncovered my identity. now prepare to die!
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>>734492018
rolololololol
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>>734492018
Know you with whom you speak?!
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>>734492018
Heil
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>>734492018
rawl
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>>734496021
oh shit re rolllll
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>>734496161
rerawl
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>>734496149
NO I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL
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>>734496161
>>734496193
oh well then
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Reroll
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roll for deutschland
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>>734492018
Rolling, pl0x don't be a Jew
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>>734496307
Fuck
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>>734496251
re-roll
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>>734496341
FUCK
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>>734496021
>>734496164
rip me
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>>734496367
Cool!
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>>734496307
>>734496341
>>734496367
>>734496395
Ayy lmao, that was fun
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>>734496346
fuck yeah, i aint die
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>>734492018
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>>734492018
glory 2 deutschland
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nichts zu sehen
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>>734492018
Here you go sir!
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>>734496761
Reroll
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>>734496811
Reroll
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>>734492018
rolling for papers
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ollerol
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>>734497055
Re-roll
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>>734492018
>Ein Volk
>Ein Reich
>Ein Führer
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>>734497647
Reh rollan
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Heil Hitler!!!
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>>734492018
I'm no subversive, comrade soldier, I swear on the ghost of Marx!
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rawl
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>>734498639
dumb faggot, way to get yourself arrested
>>734498496
nice feet
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>>734492018
for the fatherland
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>>734498639
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Heil hitler!
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>>734498496
Schöne Füße
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>>734492018
Rollen zie schnell!!
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>>734498639
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>>734498881
Reroll
tfw no 8888
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>>734498974
Dead XP
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>>734498639
Nice fail, pal.
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>>734492018
Of course Comrad
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>>734492018
roll
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>>734498979
You're under arrest, faggot.
>>734499000
Nice triplies, friend.
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I roll for the Fatherland!
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>>734499094
Survival mode now
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>>734499094
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>>734499147
Shit... Re-roll for the Fatherland!
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>>734499261
Reroll
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Heil rollers
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Heil!
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Хaйль!
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>>734499516
Fucking perfect.
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>>734492018
r-reroll. I am innocent
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>>734499550
O нeт!
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>>734499589
a-again. heil hitler
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>>734492018
roll
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>>734499619
oh no! i'm not gay
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>>734492018
Roll
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>>734499620
re-rolling
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>>734492018
Rolling
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>>734499619
kys faggot
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>>734492018
Heil!
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>>734492018
roll
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>>734499694
Oh man. I made it to the asylum, and now I'm breaking out of it. I hope things finally get better for me.
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Here's mein papers... Heil Hitler
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>>734499589
frag the fag
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>>734499783
fuck
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Heh
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all heil me
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>>734492018rollen
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>>734499998
oh fuck this shit almost fuhrer
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fuck
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roll for gazpacho
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>>734500038
I got soldier, close to quints
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>>734492018
k
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>>734492018
P-papers? Yes here they are.
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>>734500561
*pull out muh gunz
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>>734500663
I'm fucking dead now.
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Reroll
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Role
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>>734492018
roll
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oh goyim, not this again
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oy cvey
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Re roll
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Can someone please find my fucking papers?
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Don't mind me, blond hair blue eyes check out, sir.
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EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FUHRER!
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>>734492018
Rooooolllll
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>>734492018
ARBEIT MACHT FREIT
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Ich bin der Nazi!
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>>734492018
High hitler
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Rollen untermensh
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>>734492018
rolling
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Im not a jew fam thnks
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>>734500987
>>734501047
>>734501111
Three rolls to find out I'm a 5/10
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Roll-er-ino my fellow filipino
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>>734501315
>5 - Gestapo, released.
can u say alive nigga?
ayy
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RHOLL
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ROOLLING
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>>734501285
Rerollein!
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Heil mein Führer!
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Rolllll
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>>734501411
Shit, I'm a spy. ROLL
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>>734501489
Pfft...
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>>734501489
almost a moustache my gay anon
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Rool
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>>734501489
>>734501523
Wtf I nearly was the Führers Schnauzer. FML
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>>734501449
reroll
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Heil hitler!
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>>734492018
rolll
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>>734492018
Hallo Offizier, ich bin just passing bei
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>>734501624
EIN JUDE!
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yu-huuu, hello there mister officer you ;)
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Heil
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>>734501624
oh fick ich bin juden, bitte halpen mir amerikaner ! i dont want to showerkraut xd
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If I do not doggos I kms irl
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HEIL HITLER UNT HEIL ZE VATTERLAND
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>>734501809
aww gay...
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>>734501710
oh my, I am no such thing as a disabled individual, me and my boy... erm, friend i mean, we were just enjoying the view
(Re-rolling)
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>>734501790
Kek deemed me insane I wonder why
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>>734492018
wtf is the point in these threads? get a life
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>>734492018
MEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rolling for SS
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>>734492018
roller
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>>734501710
>>734501878
well, asylum it is.... aaah, this is the life
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>>734501884
The point is to show that you are indeed extremely gay and you should probably kill yourself to prevent the spread of HIV
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>>734492018
Heil mein führer!
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Vat? I am no jude i svear!
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sieg heil
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>>734502002
OOOH straight savage my nigga roastef hardcore. Epic swag xDDD
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>>734502002
JUDEN!!!!!!!!!
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>>734492018
Roll
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>>734492018
Roll
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>>734502210
Reroll
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>>734502155
this way, Jew...
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>>734502297
Reroll again
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rolly poly
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>>734502437
oh shit
re roll
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HEIL
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>>734502507
god damnit who the fuck do they have working today? find my damn papers! re fucking roll
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Blondie get. Gute Doggo
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>>734502574
fuck.......0 get p-please...
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>>734492018
Rolling fur der Fuhrer
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>>734502718
Thankyou brother in arms, keep up the good work.
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>>734492018
Derstoyerman
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Rawlin'
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>>734502904
Fuck, re-roll cause Jew
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>>734502949
RIP
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>>734492018
heil
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>>734492018
Check em
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Heil Hitler
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shit
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heil hitler....again
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>>734492018
Rhole
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Fuck my luck. I'm a disabled Jew.
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>>734503541
Reroll
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>>734492018
Rollin
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>>734503610
Re roll
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>>734492018
Wir Rollen, mein Führer!
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>>734503750
Got 0, rerolling....
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>>734503798
Fickt euch selbst ihr nazi Schweine, ich werd Kommunist!
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>>734492018
Good evening Officer!
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>>734503870
Reroll
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Heil
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zeig heil
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rawl
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rolll
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>>734492018
Here you go sir, HEIL HITLER!
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>>734504021
rerawl
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>>734492018
Heil!
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>>734504117
Oh reroll
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>>734504170
ey ey ey
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>>734504227
Oh shit
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>>734504267
Oh cmon
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essen meine schiesse
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roll baby
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rollen
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reroll
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>>734492018
roll
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>>734504431
wtf
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>>734492018
niggers
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>>734504487
reroll then
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>>734492018
roll
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>>734504499
>Schutzstaffel
YES SS!
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>>734492018
Nothing to see here.
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>>734492018
reroll
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Rolling out!
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lets try
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>>734492018
Rolls
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Innocent man here
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>>734504588
lets go to auschwitz man
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Rollen
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>>734492018
rollen
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