>be me >at work >data runs out on phone, can't

>>734457646
Tell her to send tits

>>734457646
"If you would send me more tiddy i wouldnt have to"
>post result

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>>734457873
Fuck, what now?

>>734458085
"Not at work i dont..."

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>>734458150
>Inb4 4chin makes a cuck out of me
Here goes nothing.

>>734458355
Now we all wait for deliv.rar

>>734458355
Seeing porn on my phone is a fetish and I really like jerking off to it. If you sent me nudes I would jerk off to those

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Update: this isn't going as well as I thought it would.

>>734458564
Shit up virgin ass fag you gonna ruin it. Women need buildup that leads to them thinking its their idea.

>>734458652
Kek

Sounds like me trying to get nudes off my wife. Literally changes the subject or ignores me every single time

>>734458652
ayyyyy

>>734458652
Though cookie. She isnt gonna do it. Cant force it. But you tried at least

>>734458652
duuuude. just marry her and keep her away from 4chan. this thread will probably ruin your life.

if dubs, link her to this thread

>>734458962
Thank you for the advice, anon

abandon

Spagooter

Tell her she needs to make me spagooter too

Ok jokes over mom, you can stop pretending to be my girl friend for the internet

I'm the gf and can confirm he's always this much of a weeaboo faggot.

>>734459647
Need evidence.

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Lul

>>734458652
The fuck is "spagooter"?