Waifu claiming thread.
Previously on Waifu
>>734417899
>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips)
>Quints is waifu permakeep for waifu poster
>Octs shuts down waifu
>Little, small, minute RP. Same for ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images, you're posting images. Lurk w/o them
>2D. If 3D, convert to 2D
>Joining means whatever you want it to be
>Most importantly, Im a filthy pre baker
Kneesocks, duh
Ok.
>>734434611
I already did, if there is one good quality i have is being lucky, he just didn't lower mine enough to put me in the risk zone u.u I actually have some funny story about physics too, but anyway, how does it feel to be the smart kid that everyone at school is asking all kinds of favors to? It must've been really stressful to get over with your classmates.
Filthy early bake.
>>734435298
IM NOT PROUD
Best girl
>>734434744
okay
>>734434744
I have not, I don't know what to do
>>734435639
>>734435705
>>734435455
>Horns
Is your waifu from Homestuck?
>>734435487
W-what's with that soft smile you're having? Does that mean this makes you happy? >///<
>>734435702
You should just keep talking to 2B, if you keep talking to her and also be good they'll stop being mean to you in the threads.
>tfw you sit down and fiddle with one of your nephews toys and later realize it was made for kids with autism
>>734436036
Boku no Hero
>>734436036
n-no, i just like to smile sometimes
>>734436201
...You didn't get the joke.
>>734436375
Why just sometimes? It's not like that pretty face of yours will get ruined if you do it slightly more often!
>>734436061
>>734436214
>>734436510
Why are you going so slowly?
My boyfriend has cute baby pictures ._.
>>734436036
She's never online and I'm a very good person in general ^^
>>734436871
KILL ALL HOMOSEXUALS AND TRANSGENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>734436871
That's child porn
>>734436609
pls
>>734437306
No!
>>734437376
He's not naked :o
>>734435296
Ah I told most people to get fuck when they asked me for help only pulled off bug things like that once or twice. And it was annoying being best at maths and the sciences cos I am so bad at English it just made me look retarded
>>734437198
I know! Geez...Who's that awful person who's ben spreading all these horrible rumors about you? I just hope it's not the same one that did it for me, cause if that's the case then they just have a bad habit of messing with people :/
>>734437382
Oh don't "pls" me, that looks wonderful, you just need...how can i say it, a nose, otherwise you'll turn blue and become the main villain from Harry Potter.
>>734437553
No offence, just thought you were doing it on purpose.
>>734437790
i am
>>734435883
They gave these to kids with adhd and autism to help them concentrate
>>734437857
Why? To give the thread a slow and painful death?
>>734437870
That's why I posted it
>>734437789
I have no idea, but that person is a real problem. One of Alice's lap dogs I guess
I can't believe I failed to come sooner!
>>734437789
i have a nose now!
>>734438066
i'm too lazy to do it properly uwu
>>734437722
I could've surely needed some of your help since math happens to be my weakest subject even though oddly enough i was good at subjects that required math like physics, i'm also really good at english despite it not being my first language, i could've payed you for your help unlike most of the others u.u Where are you from? And wow, did you make that awesome draw?
>>734438097
Kek...Which one of them is not? 2B's also been approached by Alice, can you do me a favor and protect 2B from her? Unlike me you're really skilled at protecting others ^.^
>>734438152
You know, actually when i was little i thought having a nose and ears made people uglier and didn't want these at all, i still think ears are ugly though, luckily enough my hair are long enough to cover them u.u
>>734438691
that's interesting, I've always liked someone with a good set of proportional ears
>>734438691
I'm from the uk we finish high school at 16 and no i didn't I wish I could draw that well
Quick some one paint me like one of your french girls
>>734439035
Yare yare daze, i swear, us italians are almost as unlucky as the japs in terms of school, we have 5 fucking years, i have friends all over the world and all of them have fewer years to do in that jail.
>>734438990
Death the Kid is that you? Well...now i'm scared of talking about myself since you'll hate me for the slight imperfection...
>>734438691
>protect from Alice
Elaborate on that mate?
>>734439301
What age do you star school at
>>734439301
i wouldn't worry about it, i doubt i'll find any
>>734439348
No drama in the threads mate.
>>734439447
Assuming that you didn't fail middle school (Which happens fairly often here [Yes, kids are that dumb]) you should be starting high school at 13 years and end it at 18 here.
>>734439604
What makes you say that?
>>734439936
I just asked, damn.
>>734439936
you seem like a nice person to me so far, haven't seen you do anything mean, plus ur wiffu is qt
>>734439936
>>734440153
forgot pic
>>734439621
excellent thanks
>>734439936
wow that is slow we start at 11 and finish a 16 same time in school they just enslave us earlier
>>734440065
Only thing i can say is that we were not talking about the Alice you have on these threads, that person is awesome and i wish i could cuddle him 24/7.
>>734440187
Now you're being way too kind, do you want to see me burst in tears? >///< That's because there is nothing more i could ask other than seeing people i enjoy talking with being happy, unfortunately it happens very rarely because i'm so incredibly shy that i will probably never approach these people in the first place if they don't make the first move...
>>734440331
Wait, so what do you guys do once you're done with high school? I mean...technically you're just 16 when you finish it, and it's not like you can already start working since you still need two years to be an adult.
>>734440669
Oh, I get ya. I got confused because Alice is my boi and I couldnt see how anyone could dislike him. Carry o then, and have a good day/evening/night.
>>734440669
You go to a 6th form or you can go to a collage or you can start working but at a lower wage in a rely shitty job
>>734440669
well you made the first move with me! but I don't want to make you cry if I can help it. i'm shy too so i know tf
>>734440954
Waiwaiwaiwait hold on, are you the Eyuu he kept talking to me about? or the one friend that made him some of his awesome Alice pictures? Even if you're not one of these people i want to thank you for being close and helping him, he truly is an amazing person, and deserves all the love in this world.
>>734441178
At least there you can have a job even if you have yet to be an adult i guess...Here you can't, so if you really need money you either earn them illegally or rely exclusively on your parents, and thus i'll have to wait yet another year to get my hands on a maid outfit...
>>734441295
I didn't do the first move at all! You were the one that replied to me with a qt picture of your waifu first after all, and i kinda felt as if you were one of these special persons i must talk with, so i decided to give the best reply i could in the hope of catching your interest! ^.^
>>734441803
Not Eyuu. Im Dia, but should Alice ever reference to me somehow, it would be Holo ir Litte Vodka/Kurwa. But nice to meet you.
>>734441803
yeah you're the one who engaged with me in conversation, i just posted a qt pic at you
>>734441803
I know that feeling I only have a few weeks lef in my home I can wait to move out
Here
>>734442375
Alice
I think I've won this thread, gentlemen.
>>734442243
B.but i did nothing! Listen, you'll have to take full responsibility for it, otherwise how will i ever be able to stal-ehm, search for you in these threads actively?
>>734442002
Nice to meet you as well, just sorry for the horrible first impression i gave you, it's just that when you mentioned Alice i thought you were talking about that same Alice i and that person were talking of, so i panicked and went into full defensive behaviour mode hehe ^.^...-sighs- I'm **, pleasure is all mine!
>>734442308
Oh i see, these threads really are full of traps then u.u I just hope your parents are more tolerant than mine are for these kinds of things, you know, these really strict and religious kinds of parents? These are mine minus for the religious part, still pretty bad overall.
>>734443219
fine i will baka
i am responsible for everything that has happened here
Hi how's everyone doing today?
>>734444261
bad
>>734444261
Post me a lewd please.
>>734443219
Eh what do you mean trap? How dose your parents being religious stop you from moving out?
>>734443757
Dojyaaa~~n! At last i managed to make you say it, consider yourself haunted by the cutest vampire on these threads, Flan got nothing over me u.u I'll make sure to see you later ^.^ sorry but i have to leave for now, bye bye!
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>734444673
okay bye;;
>>734434968
whats a waifu?
>>734444560
How come?
>>734445335
I missed you
Heya
>>734445957
cutie
>>734443219
Its fine fam, I dont mind. Glad to actually talk to you. Sorry for taking my time with the reply but I decided to give up and make myself some food.
>>734445694
Have we met?
>>734446174
Thanks!
>>734442535
Klonata
>>734446701
How was your day?
>>734446535
Maybe
>>734446600
How are you doing?
>>734446956
Long
>>734446956
Awww so cute! I am alright how are you?