My spoon makes me pee blood if i'm too rough.
My spoon penis is as happy as can be.
The spoon is exciting! It gives me such a tingle.
A wonderful punk show for the Forgotten rebels my child
A fucking SPOON?
Nigga that's rookie peehole fuckin.
How can Mr.Chopstick venture I wonder..
You do what you want.. We can fuck our dickholes if we please.
Mr nutcrusher was better yesterday, outshine him
Hhmmm well..i'm not sure s
My dick spoon or mr.chopstick can! I can always try mr.chopstick...from the behind! He's much wider, also jagged and hurty!
Not to sound gay or anything.. But we should totally fuck each others dicks!
>lord of spoons
>spoons bend over when they see me
>spoon in the butt
>then put spoon in mouth
>then ejaculate on spoon
>tip of the iceberg
>took a scoop
>became the spoonlord
Nothing as heterosexual as appreciating nice dick bro.
So i tried mr.chopstick backwards! He is much wider and squared this way.
I can hear my sperm anon!!
L..like this one anon?
> off brand Sharpie knockoff..
Fine.. But I am disappoint.
It'll fit.. You wouldn't believe what can fit eventually. Just don't rip it.
Sadly my urethral opening is not large enough to except the shapie..yet. I shoved my glasses up there because i SEE now that i must work towards fitting the legendary sharpie.
My glasses slid out in shame.
I'm just here for the thread screenshot.
OP make sure your spoon is happy.
Work on it.. We'll be waiting for future threads.
>>734438501i will make sure my spoon is the happiest. Right now he is happy with mr. Chopstick, colonel sharpie, and dr. Headphones, who i think we are gonna try a new challenge with! Hooooow DEEP!
Haven't seen a screenshot yet.
This thread makes my penis sad though.
In the meantime.. Any other epic tasks within your scope of ability?
What the fuck is wrong with you guys ... my fucking dick hurts just by looking at the pics
I have placed a rubber band on the headphones wire, to measure depth. Lets see if we can say hello to the kidney twins eh?
Gtfo of the thread then faggot!
That's the spirit!
One day you will ascend to true cock & ball torture.
I can feel it coiling in my bladder! Hooray!
Need to reverse this insertion.
Cut the tips of the ear buds.. Stuff them up there. Then put the jack in your phone and play dubstep. See if you can feel the electrical current.
Post shiet then
Op.. Never put glass up there k?
Thanks friend! It has been a fun time. I am off for now however. I may be back this evening with more, dare i say it, crazy urethral antics!! Sticking a straw up there cuts and hurts, but it is sure awesome cumming out of a straw!!! Stay tuned!
Dude. Just get you some sounds. They're a hell of a lot safer & they feel awesome. If you're going to engage in risk play, then at least do it right. Besides, the different sizes allow for stretching your hole, too.
> this is a vagina with same fetish
> do you even biology bro?
Genitals are pretty fucking stretchy Anons.
The Amazing Ty (retired?) fucked a bunch of guys in her urethra. She took large dildos there, too.
No. It isn't.
Another viable orrifice to fuck? Neat!
Really? THAT is what bothers you?
I feel like nobody is screen capping this.. Too bad.
Awe, Hell ... you talked me into it.
Colored Pencil. And lots of spit.
I'm skeptical.. How do we know you didn't use a short bit of pencil for the second pic?
Are you 12?
Must be young to be so shocked.
Want an itemized list?
We know this thread makes your dikclit hard.
Some of us like stretching out youngins too.
Weak assed faggot.
Go snort some spunk.
jesus fucking christ you guys are fucking sick, I once stuffed a stylo from my nintendo ds lite on my peehole and I kinda liked it but it felt horrible after! And when I peed it burned so fucking bad
... Join us Anon.. You said it felt good.
Because this isn't fucking revolutionary or anything like that. literally search "gay urethral tumblr" and i garuntee you you'll find way more fucked up shit than this. Literally commit suicide.
> timestamp approved!
You'll be back.
Actually lived. But is more cautious now.
STOP IT OP JUST LOOKING AT IT MAKES MY DICK HURT
This is an adult board.
Posting legal content.
Fuck off back to Facebook.
This shit is available on the open web like conventional porn. What's shocking?
Can the /b/tards who have fagbook acounts spam shit with #ayjpride2017
The faggots at my little bros school is hosting a pilride week and the only way that we can stop this faggotry is with some good old fashion shit posts.
Relive the #agile2013 glory days
What the fuck is a "Pilride Week?"
She's dead? My dick just got harder.
Btw.. This webm isn't a real animal.
Still legal bros.
Is that a knitting needle? And yes.
Make sure it's clean so you don't end up like this guy.
here, sorry it took so long, had problems getting the pic
NIGGER STOP THIS SHIT
Toasting in epic bread
Spoonbro is not a faggot, put me in the screencap
This oughta get you off the site permanently
yeah, my mother said it would be mutilation, so no cutting. also I have now few more pics while was hard
>when one of these sounding vids was first posted here, at first I couldnt beleive my eyes and sent the link to a colleague. His comment was a very bland 'oh yes thats good'.
>This tuesday when I went to his house to pick somethimg up his wifes twin sister was home alone [she also lives there] offered me a coffee, and after sorting out the gear sat to drink the coffee, she instantly said she had watched the video and asked if I had seen it live or done anything else about it.
>She then whipped her pants off, sat back on the sofa, easily interted 4 fingers in her pee hole and stretched it open for me to look at.
>I was sent off to the shower to get 'nice and clean', we then went to her bedroom where copious amounts of vaseline were applied to my dick and the trick with 4 fingers done again. With a little bit of jiggling I entered her pee hole to about 3" where there was a full stop.
>We gently shagged like this for about 15 minutes or so with her cumming about half a dozen times and applying more lub each time I slipped out, then she said to stop pumping and just push gently and she then sort of ground on the end of my dick.
>To my absolute astonishment I suddenly slipped all the way in [about 8 1/2"] and she told me to 'go for it'.
>After about 10 seconds I shot my lot deep in her bladder but then stayed hard because of the tightness of the spincter, also this closed tightly behind my glans trapping me totally and we had to wait for about 15 minutes for everything to go soft before I could pull out.
>during the waiting time we had a chat, she and her sister both had an operation at the ages of 17 &18 for which they were catheterised which got them interested in peehole play and afterwards they did mutual play and stretching.
>While we were still tied my colleague came home and found me naked on her bed [she was still wearing T shirt and miniskirt] and casually asked if it was too early to make fresh coffee.
>I found the experience very wierd and it felt so totally different to any other sort of penetration but what really surprised me was the way that nothing dribbled out afterwards.
>I was made to promise to return for a repeat session and personally cant wait for saturday afternoon to cum around.
ITT: mental midgets with sad little lives and undesirable dicks attempt to overdisgust one another in raging on their pathetic and useless remnants of would-be manhood while amusing themselves in having children try to look away.
Let me know when you lil fags graduate from kiddie show-and-tell to actual kill.
Weak betafaggots on display. Not new. Not actual mutilation. Not even interesting, except to children.
If you were real men, and not actual cowards, useless to all and of no consequence in this world, you would search for a scintilla of courage to kill self. To me, you are instead faggots prancing around in tutus, innertube flotation devices, and swim caps topped with plastic flowers tee-heeing at dipping your toe into the kiddie pool.
Just jump in. Get a knife an hara kiri the fuck out of your useless shriveled remnant. Finish move shall be to eye sockets with a twist before ripping through chest plate and looking at open heart red cum at you.
I used to fuck around with sounding when I was ~16-17ish. had a long charging cable that I'd cut off from the ends and folded in half(was about 2-2 1/4 feet long when folded) and I'd sound with it until the little knot I'd tied in the end would touch the tip of my dick.
When I first started doing it GOD DAMN did it hurt to piss, but that slowly stopped. Never really got off to the actual sounding as much as I got off on doing weird naughty shit.
Needless to say, I stopped that(I'm 22 now) and fap mostly to regular weird stuff. I stopped when I finally upgraded from my hand to a Fleshlight, and never went back to it after I stopped using the fleshlight(not really overrated, but lube is expensive and I'm a cheap ass).
Eh, add me too
I have never been on Reddit my entire life, so eat a cock you filthy newfag.
Did the same thing with a cake folded in half, but I used the whole cable, pushed it up into my bladder. Never made me cum but jerking off till I came with in in there was so powerful to feel it squeeze around the cable's must've went to hard though, cuz now I get pains when my bladder gets too full. Don't want to go to the Dr cuz this was over a year ago, and I looked up the symptoms and it's most likely bladder scarring. There's nothing they can really do so there's no point in complaining.
>Don't want to go to the Dr cuz this was over a year ago, and I looked up the symptoms and it's most likely bladder scarring. There's nothing they can really do so there's no point in complaining.
go to the doctor and record his reaction as you tell him exactly what you did, then post here
That's odd because I could swear this has been around for at least 8 years.
Prove me wrong, newfag.
Oh dear, but you can't! Well what a shame.