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My spoon makes me pee blood if i'm too rough.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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My spoon makes me pee blood if i'm too rough.
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Blood urination can be fun though!
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>>734432605
They make urethral sounds for a reason dumbass. Have fun with your ruined, infected dick.
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>>734432605
then keep those spoons on the outside of your dick, where they belong
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>>734432803
My spoon penis is as happy as can be.
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Quality thread, would peruse again.
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>>734432605
>>734432745
bump for these fucked photos. my dick hole is burning looking at them!
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>>734432745

I love that shirt. Where'd you get it? Where can I get it?
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I know i will never be going to OPs house for dinner. Hahhahjja
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>>734433079
The spoon is exciting! It gives me such a tingle.
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but where yo dick at doe?
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>>734433179
A wonderful punk show for the Forgotten rebels my child
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>>734433336
Fuck dude I hope you sanitize your spoon because you're going to get a UTI with that dirty shit! Stay safe my man.
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>>734433348
He hides until the spoon works his spoo y magic my friend!
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WHAT THE FUCK DELETE THIS
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>>734433754
>source: dickspoon-insert expert
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>>734433754
The spoon is cleansed before visiting his friend. Your concern is appreciated! :D
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What's this! Mr. Chopstick wants to say hello!
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>>734434247
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>>734433905
Just a sounding enthusiast

>>734433911
Good! Keep up the good work then.
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Can you cum this way???
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>>734432605
A fucking SPOON?
Nigga that's rookie peehole fuckin.
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How can Mr.Chopstick venture I wonder..
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>>734434315
FUCK
NIET NIET HET HET ÄLÄ
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>>734434620
what the fuck is he doing, trying to destroy the thing? just dont put stuff in there, jesus christ
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>>734434815
You do what you want.. We can fuck our dickholes if we please.
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>>734435031
That's the spirit!

Here...
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We...
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Go!
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Woo! Getting wide on mr.chopstick!
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Mr nutcrusher was better yesterday, outshine him
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>>734435361
You know what it's all about! Salutations my comrade in urethral destruction!
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>>734435390
Hhmmm well..i'm not sure s
My dick spoon or mr.chopstick can! I can always try mr.chopstick...from the behind! He's much wider, also jagged and hurty!
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>>734435622
Not to sound gay or anything.. But we should totally fuck each others dicks!
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DELET THIS
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>>734435778
Urethral docking is my fetish my totally also straight friend!
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>>734432605
>be me
>lord of spoons
>spoons bend over when they see me
>spoon in the butt
>then put spoon in mouth
>then ejaculate on spoon
>tip of the iceberg
>took a scoop
>became the spoonlord
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>>734435871
Nothing as heterosexual as appreciating nice dick bro.
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>>734432605
Plug earphones in your cock
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So i tried mr.chopstick backwards! He is much wider and squared this way.
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It went surprisingly well!
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Sharpie in PENIS OP.
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>>734436183
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>>734436183
I can hear my sperm anon!!
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Smoke a cig with it..
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>>734436589
L..like this one anon?
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then dont fucking do that you retard
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>>734437366
> off brand Sharpie knockoff..

Fine.. But I am disappoint.
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holy fuck someone screencap this shit
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It's so big...
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>>734437853
It'll fit.. You wouldn't believe what can fit eventually. Just don't rip it.
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>>734432605
but where's your dick though?
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>>734437734
If the sharpie gets in there.. Yes.
We will dub thee Dicksharpie Anon
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Bump with dick storage
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>>734438137
Sadly my urethral opening is not large enough to except the shapie..yet. I shoved my glasses up there because i SEE now that i must work towards fitting the legendary sharpie.
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>>734438384
My glasses slid out in shame.
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I'm just here for the thread screenshot.

OP make sure your spoon is happy.
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>>734438384
Work on it.. We'll be waiting for future threads.
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>>734438501i will make sure my spoon is the happiest. Right now he is happy with mr. Chopstick, colonel sharpie, and dr. Headphones, who i think we are gonna try a new challenge with! Hooooow DEEP!
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>>734438501
Haven't seen a screenshot yet.
This thread makes my penis sad though.
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>>734438558
I will and i will make you proud anon!!
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>>734433020
>my spoon penis
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What the fuck
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>>734438760
In the meantime.. Any other epic tasks within your scope of ability?
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Include me in this screencap
>fukken kek`d
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What the fuck is wrong with you guys ... my fucking dick hurts just by looking at the pics
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I have placed a rubber band on the headphones wire, to measure depth. Lets see if we can say hello to the kidney twins eh?
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someone stop OP
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>>734439114
Unfortunately we can't because its gon be gud
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I hope your penis implodes and explodes OP
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Can we hear the ocean??
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I hear seagulls..
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>>734439083
Gtfo of the thread then faggot!
>>734439106
That's the spirit!

One day you will ascend to true cock & ball torture.
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>>734439537
Op is a great guy and not a faggot like other ops
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>>734439589
One can only hope my brother!
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>>734439633
Right back at you
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>>734439589
Ew
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I can feel it coiling in my bladder! Hooray!
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>>734439734
Need to reverse this insertion.
Cut the tips of the ear buds.. Stuff them up there. Then put the jack in your phone and play dubstep. See if you can feel the electrical current.
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>>734439734
I've read a doujin about this. No my thing but this has been a great thread so far. Cheers OP, you crazy fuck.
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>>734440173
Post shiet then


Op.. Never put glass up there k?
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this is hilarious i'm gonna screencap this thread too
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>>734440302
take me in the screencap
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>>734440173
Thanks friend! It has been a fun time. I am off for now however. I may be back this evening with more, dare i say it, crazy urethral antics!! Sticking a straw up there cuts and hurts, but it is sure awesome cumming out of a straw!!! Stay tuned!
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>>734432605
i love these darwin award entries
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>>734432605
wtf is that a vagina?
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>>734440387
Man you sure a fucked up but hey you made me laugh
>>734440422
dem dubs
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>>734432605
Dude. Just get you some sounds. They're a hell of a lot safer & they feel awesome. If you're going to engage in risk play, then at least do it right. Besides, the different sizes allow for stretching your hole, too.
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>>734440445
No.

> this is a vagina with same fetish
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>>734440655
Get rid of the spoon. Sounds are 3X longer than your spoon, and that length is pure pleasure.
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>>734440698
what the fuck? how is there just a black void between her vagina and urethra? this is anatomically fucking...wrong
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>>734440756
That gap IS her vagina, the hole below is her ass.
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>>734440756
> do you even biology bro?
>>734440835
> correct.


Genitals are pretty fucking stretchy Anons.
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>>734435303
Again. Get sounds. Splinters aren't smart. Trust me on this. >>734440266
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>>734440266
I learned the hard way. Thankfully, I'm Ok.
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>>734440756
Three Holes. Urethra, Vaginal & Asshole. She's fucking her ass & pee hole.
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The Amazing Ty (retired?) fucked a bunch of guys in her urethra. She took large dildos there, too.
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>>734441432
No. It isn't.

>>734441416
Another viable orrifice to fuck? Neat!
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Anyone make that screen cap yet?
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>>734442030
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>734442151
Really? THAT is what bothers you?
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I feel like nobody is screen capping this.. Too bad.
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Awe, Hell ... you talked me into it.
Colored Pencil. And lots of spit.

1/2
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Colored Pencil

2/2
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>>734442792
>>734442829
I'm skeptical.. How do we know you didn't use a short bit of pencil for the second pic?
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>>734439589
what the fuck
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Bless you OP

I wonder what Mr.toothpaste would feel like. Put the little nozzle inside and squeeze
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>>734443032
Are you 12?
Must be young to be so shocked.
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what is wrong with you freaks
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This thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM
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>>734443557
Want an itemized list?

We know this thread makes your dikclit hard.


Some of us like stretching out youngins too.
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delet this
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mfw this thread
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OP NO MORE PLEASE

I BEG YOu
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>>734444070
> No.

Weak assed faggot.
Go snort some spunk.
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>>734432605
Here's your (You)

Thread hidden
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>>734444199
Checked!
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>>734444444
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jesus fucking christ you guys are fucking sick, I once stuffed a stylo from my nintendo ds lite on my peehole and I kinda liked it but it felt horrible after! And when I peed it burned so fucking bad
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>>734444524
... Join us Anon.. You said it felt good.
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>>734443001
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>>734444860
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>>734444937
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>>734444683
Wow
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You know, I haven't been on /b/ in like 3 years now. First thread I see is this.

See you in like 3 years.
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>>734444286
I heard this was how she died.
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>>734444683
>umadblackboi.gif
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>>734442740
Because this isn't fucking revolutionary or anything like that. literally search "gay urethral tumblr" and i garuntee you you'll find way more fucked up shit than this. Literally commit suicide.
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I've had two prostate infections doing this shit. Eleven inches can reach it and feel fantastic. Not worth it though.
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>>734439589
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>>734444860
>>734444937
>>734444963
> timestamp approved!

>>734445041
You'll be back.

>>734445122
Actually lived. But is more cautious now.
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sweet
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>>734432605
DELET THIS FUCKING SHIT NAO
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STOP IT OP JUST LOOKING AT IT MAKES MY DICK HURT
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>>734437952
Holy...
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>>734439734
So, what happens next OP?
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>>734445755
This is an adult board.
Posting legal content.
Fuck off back to Facebook.
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>mfw this whole thread
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>>734444963
OP.. Can you jab your pinky up there and show "For Tommy B" written on the same hand? Thanks
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>>734432605
Nice ballsack
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>>734446181
This shit is available on the open web like conventional porn. What's shocking?
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Can the /b/tards who have fagbook acounts spam shit with #ayjpride2017

The faggots at my little bros school is hosting a pilride week and the only way that we can stop this faggotry is with some good old fashion shit posts.

#ayjpride2017

Relive the #agile2013 glory days
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>>734446190
No.
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>>734446748
What the fuck is a "Pilride Week?"
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>>734445589
Not Dead??
I thought she was.
I guess I can start fapping to her again.
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>>734432605
Careful bud, I was using a usb cable for awhile, ended up scarring my bladder. Now I have pain every time my bladder gets really full
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>>734446881
She's dead? My dick just got harder.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

Btw.. This webm isn't a real animal.
Still legal bros.
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>>734437952
That's all forskin dipshit
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>>734447305
>phone poster
pls go
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Hi guys, wanna see this in?
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>>734447443
yes!
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>>734447526
I agree with anon.
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>>734447443
yes!
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>>734447443
Is that a knitting needle? And yes.
Make sure it's clean so you don't end up like this guy.
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>>734447771
Story?
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>>734445041
>Doesn't visit this cancer home for years
>returns and stumbles across rare gem
>Bitches about it and leaves again

Sure is summer
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>>734447771
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>>734432605
put colgate on your dick
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>>734447441
>2014
>/b/ cancer overload
Only way to fight cancer is phone post famalam
>Webms are for gooks
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DELETE THIS
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>>734447443
here, sorry it took so long, had problems getting the pic
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>>734432605
Spoooooooooonmaaaann, come together with your hands!
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>>734448546
what is it?
what the stick?
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>>734448546
that's pretty good, anon !
>>
NIGGER STOP THIS SHIT
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this thread
>>
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>>734448546
toothpaste pls
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>>734448606
FUUUCK YOU

I've seen enough, I'm becoming queazy again
>>
>>
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>>734441416
>>
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>>734448546
>uncircumcised master race
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Toasting in epic bread

Spoonbro is not a faggot, put me in the screencap
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/b is love
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>>734448925
This oughta get you off the site permanently
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What is this thread
What is OP's dick
Everyone here needs therapy.
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>>734436143
BEST QUOTE IN THREAD
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ouch.
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>>734448980
She wins.
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>>734449061
yeah, my mother said it would be mutilation, so no cutting. also I have now few more pics while was hard
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>>734449272
Nice try but no, I've been here long enough already. I'm just getting sick of gore
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>>734449491
aand some different angle
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>>734448648
Holy kek
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>>734448980
Id like to see more of them. That's the biggest urethra I've ever seen.
>>
>when one of these sounding vids was first posted here, at first I couldnt beleive my eyes and sent the link to a colleague. His comment was a very bland 'oh yes thats good'.

>This tuesday when I went to his house to pick somethimg up his wifes twin sister was home alone [she also lives there] offered me a coffee, and after sorting out the gear sat to drink the coffee, she instantly said she had watched the video and asked if I had seen it live or done anything else about it.

>She then whipped her pants off, sat back on the sofa, easily interted 4 fingers in her pee hole and stretched it open for me to look at.

>I was sent off to the shower to get 'nice and clean', we then went to her bedroom where copious amounts of vaseline were applied to my dick and the trick with 4 fingers done again. With a little bit of jiggling I entered her pee hole to about 3" where there was a full stop.

cont.
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>>734449552
you don't have problem whith women ?
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>>734449491
You going to bury that sumbitch, Anon?
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>>734448980
That's honestly really impressive.

Why is it always ugly chicks into this stuff? I want do Fucked up shit to girls but none I'm willing to sleep with are into this stuff
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>>734449695
>We gently shagged like this for about 15 minutes or so with her cumming about half a dozen times and applying more lub each time I slipped out, then she said to stop pumping and just push gently and she then sort of ground on the end of my dick.

>To my absolute astonishment I suddenly slipped all the way in [about 8 1/2"] and she told me to 'go for it'.

>After about 10 seconds I shot my lot deep in her bladder but then stayed hard because of the tightness of the spincter, also this closed tightly behind my glans trapping me totally and we had to wait for about 15 minutes for everything to go soft before I could pull out.

>during the waiting time we had a chat, she and her sister both had an operation at the ages of 17 &18 for which they were catheterised which got them interested in peehole play and afterwards they did mutual play and stretching.

>While we were still tied my colleague came home and found me naked on her bed [she was still wearing T shirt and miniskirt] and casually asked if it was too early to make fresh coffee.

>I found the experience very wierd and it felt so totally different to any other sort of penetration but what really surprised me was the way that nothing dribbled out afterwards.

>I was made to promise to return for a repeat session and personally cant wait for saturday afternoon to cum around.

end.
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>>734432605
You have a kik or something?
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>>734449722
I am a virgin, Even though I do this I dont have any problems with ejaculating, feels great when I pull it out
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>>734439589
Okay, I'm hard to weird-out, but this one has done it. Took you long enough /b/
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> THIS WHOLE THREAD
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>>734449807
Nice fiction
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>>734449807
I want to believe
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>>734449695
>>734449807
Golden!
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>>734449759
nah, cant, the urethral tract is too short, and this needle wont bend that much
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>>734449986
how old are you, my anon ?
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>>734449800
>>734449651
http://beta.imagefap com/pictures/3929552/Extreme-fisting
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>>734450221
19? I started experimenting with this like 2 years ago, llke once 2-3 months, but always kept coming back, I dont have the equipment to strech it out
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>>734438948
Fuck off.
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>>734439539
Is that Anzu?
>>
ITT: mental midgets with sad little lives and undesirable dicks attempt to overdisgust one another in raging on their pathetic and useless remnants of would-be manhood while amusing themselves in having children try to look away.

>yawn
Let me know when you lil fags graduate from kiddie show-and-tell to actual kill.

Weak betafaggots on display. Not new. Not actual mutilation. Not even interesting, except to children.

If you were real men, and not actual cowards, useless to all and of no consequence in this world, you would search for a scintilla of courage to kill self. To me, you are instead faggots prancing around in tutus, innertube flotation devices, and swim caps topped with plastic flowers tee-heeing at dipping your toe into the kiddie pool.

Just jump in. Get a knife an hara kiri the fuck out of your useless shriveled remnant. Finish move shall be to eye sockets with a twist before ripping through chest plate and looking at open heart red cum at you.
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>>734435031
hot
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>>734434620
Jesus. Is the pole in his fucking bladder?
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>>734450756
this is a repost, stopo before I call the popo
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Add me to the screencap pls
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>>734447305
Doesn't mean it's not gonna fucking hurt.

>>734448294
Literally no one says this.
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>>734450556
I used to fuck around with sounding when I was ~16-17ish. had a long charging cable that I'd cut off from the ends and folded in half(was about 2-2 1/4 feet long when folded) and I'd sound with it until the little knot I'd tied in the end would touch the tip of my dick.

When I first started doing it GOD DAMN did it hurt to piss, but that slowly stopped. Never really got off to the actual sounding as much as I got off on doing weird naughty shit.

Needless to say, I stopped that(I'm 22 now) and fap mostly to regular weird stuff. I stopped when I finally upgraded from my hand to a Fleshlight, and never went back to it after I stopped using the fleshlight(not really overrated, but lube is expensive and I'm a cheap ass).
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Eh, add me too
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>>734438501
Fuck off, reddit.
>>
Screen shot me with Mr spoon penis
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Why
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>>734451061
I have never been on Reddit my entire life, so eat a cock you filthy newfag.
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>>734440266
Old butt gold
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>>734451025
Did the same thing with a cake folded in half, but I used the whole cable, pushed it up into my bladder. Never made me cum but jerking off till I came with in in there was so powerful to feel it squeeze around the cable's must've went to hard though, cuz now I get pains when my bladder gets too full. Don't want to go to the Dr cuz this was over a year ago, and I looked up the symptoms and it's most likely bladder scarring. There's nothing they can really do so there's no point in complaining.
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>>734432605
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>>734451210
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>mfw this whole thread
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>>734451325
>Don't want to go to the Dr cuz this was over a year ago, and I looked up the symptoms and it's most likely bladder scarring. There's nothing they can really do so there's no point in complaining.
go to the doctor and record his reaction as you tell him exactly what you did, then post here
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>>734451301
I'm not an oldfag, faggot. If anything, the one that attaches a reaction post to every post is the newfag.
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>>734449491
Also I have a bigger one, I cant insert it fully, only the tip, but well see If I can fit it this time ;)
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>>734451578
forgot pic
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>>734443810
What the fuck. How do you even do that to a clit?
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>>734451578
epic shit coming soon
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>>734451608
Op, if you've got a kik, message me. I want to see more of this insanity after the thread dies.
Mephioles
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SCREENCAP THIS, KEK
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>>734451577
That's odd because I could swear this has been around for at least 8 years.
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>>734444860
Does this feel good after you did it your first time? I can't imagine how bad that hurts.
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>>734444683
I remember my first burrito from chipotle
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>>734452011
kek
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>>734451902
Yup, confirmed newfag. That's all I needed to know.
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>>734452111
Prove me wrong, newfag.

Oh dear, but you can't! Well what a shame.
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Jesus Christ man... This thread...
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>>734452328
I know right? All these faggots asking to be in a screenshot should be banned.
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