I'm Iranian, ask me anything. Roast me, insult me whatever.

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>734422012
What country are you currently living in?

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>>734422012
Iran seemed quite progressive back in the 60s and 70s. Then something happened, what was it? A religious revolution?

>>734422012
Greetings brother persian bro here too.

Gf is iranian
10/10 food, coffee, people
Badass country you should be proud

>>734422012
>>734422149
AYYYYYYYY It's lit fam.
Another persian here as well.

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>>734422235
>>734422149
>>734422012

>>734422235
as salamu alaykum fam

>>734422012
Do you feel weird that as soon as you finish your pagan rebirth of spring festival you have to launch right into your Muslim summertime fasting and praying festival?

>>734422065
K

>>734422075
UK

>>734422130
A revolution where they overthrew the Pahlavi Dynasty who were supported by the US

>>734422149
>>734422235
Salam baradar

>>734422162
I am proud however I want to see what people think of it on 4chan. This board is home to racists and I wanted to see their opinions. Doesn't affect me one bit what they say. I am proud of being Iranian

>>734422344
lol that episode cracked me up. The white colom and gold curtian rod thing is spot on.

>>734422355
Wa alaikum salam g, what country you in?

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>>734422012
When will you Persians send islam packing & reinstate the one true religion Zoroastrianism?

>>734422405
Same Here, London.

>>734422380
not muslim

>>734422439
Never gonna happen, only 200,000 left.

>>734422012
Durud bar shohmoa baradar. Another Iranian here. It is the 2nd time I get to see a persian on 4chan- not too many of us around.

>>734422439
Soon i hope lol

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Everything is fine

>>734422439
In my opinion, everyone should have a right to what they believe in. I don't mind Jews, Buddhists, Christians, Zorastians etc. Iran should be a country that accepts all nationalities and all beliefs as opposed to what it is now.

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>>734422012
Greatest empire on earth & then... Islam.

>>734422439
Unfortuantly to many muslims for that to happen

>>734422538
Durud bar shoma, faghad mikhastam bebinam ke inha che az ma fekr mikonan

>>734422551
Wow. How common is that?

>>734422524
Anything is possible lol who knows maybe one day we'll turn back to the good old non islamic days

>>734422551
And to add salt to the wound- that is exactly what Iran was around 3000 years ago. Also a country which was against slavery and racism. Good ol' times.

>>734422012
Hot people.

So you're identifying as Iranian before Persian?
Faggot

>>734422551
We should be a neoreactionary country

>>734422553
The revolution fucked Iran up big time.

>>734422608
Not common at all, unfortunately.

>>734422684
Is there a problem?

>>734422684
This

>>734422012
To be honest OP I don't have much opinion about Iran. In Poland (That is consider as a shit-tier country and I agree with that), we didn't know much about persians expect that in that regions lives a lot of terrorists. That's all. You all seem strangely friendly and that's what concern us at this moment.

Tho we seeing a lot of chinks here

>>734422617
Lool true, i'm still hopeful.
For now, all i can do to help is buy a gold farvahar chain and hope for the best

>>734422684
Iran means land of ayrians plus reza shah named it iran, reza shah was amazing even hitler respected him

>>734422752
Long time since I last saw one.

>>734422684
That is like saying that a German identifys as doitch. Same race in 2 different words. Persians are Iranians-Iran comes from the word Aryan-the race of the Persians.

>>734422818
farvahar chain or a Zoroastrian?

>>734422012


WHY DO YOUR CHICKS LOVE FUCKNG EVERYONE BUT IRANIAN MEN, THEY ESPECIALLY LOVE NIGGERS??

>>734422012
AAAY persian anon here too.

>>734422012
You're actually a Jew shilling for Israel. Get fucked.

>>734422854
The chain. I was given one as a present but lost it. Can't find a shop that sells them. I do have a candle holder though.

>>734422721
Clearly, you must be a Shia muslim or severely retarded to do so.

>>734422882
Okay.

>>734422924
Neither

>>734422858
idk man. not all of them tho. i dont dig persian chicks myself. they're retarded.

>>734422910
i got one given to me by my uncle in like 2008 but it's silver.
Try looking online, but they are kinda expensive, saw one thats like 1cm from left to right and costs like £150 GBP.
I'm gonna wait until my parents go back to iran to buy one, i can't go there for now.

kir to in site kos sher ke be hich dardi nemikhore.

>>734422967


THEY ARE RETARDED? THEY ARE HOT AND SMART AND A CHEAP AND EASY FUCK. THEY ARE THE ONLY REASON AN UGLY WHITE MAN LIKE ME GETS SEX...OH...THEM AND CHINKS

>>734422012
Fucking shia scum. If not for the sunni (real muslim) community in Iran I would have prayed that your cursed country gets turned upside down.

>>734423022
Hahahahahaha aybi baraye man nadare. Harchi ke migan khande dare.

>>734423073
Get real, i've got many muslim family members and know both sunni and shia people very well.
Islam for the most part is not even good.

>>734423073
Why do you pray to Shia la Bouf?
Are you retarded?

>>734423022
>kir to in site kos sher ke be hich dardi nemikhore
bro why u gotta swear so much loool

>>734423012
£150? Damn, must be worth it though. Iran made is the best in my opinion.

>>734423030
lol rather let others have the free pussy cuz I get white girls and latinas.

>>734423073
>I would have prayed that your cursed country gets turned upside down.


DON'T WORRY.ISRAEL IS TAKING CARE OF THAT.

>>734423173
to bia ino bokhor hehe xd

>>734423181


DOUBT IT. LATINS DESPISE MIDDLE EASTERN MEN. FIND THEM DISGUSTING, WHICH YOU GUYS ARE. AND WHITES...WELL YOU CAN HAVE THE 400 POUNDERS.

I LIVE IN TORONTO DUDE. I KNOW THE CULTURES AND I KNOW PERSIANS. NO ONE LIKES THEM

>>734422882
you mispelled palestine

>>734423176
The thing is, the £150 one is made by some custom jewlery in america just tryna make more money because it's less common.
That's why i'm getting mine from iran, gold is cheaper and like you said, better made.
I'm from London, so i could try to visit Hatton Gardens and show them the design so one of the jewelers could custom make me one.

>>734423225
loooool XD

>>734423274
Can they do that? Pretty cool.

>>734423073
Fucking dogmatic fuck head. Eat shit & learn to be tolerant. If your religious ideas can't sway people to it then maybe you're full of shit.

>>734423073
let your women drive and stop funding daesh saudi scum.

>>734423353
Yep, you can show them a design and they'll 3D Print a mould for the gold or whatever material you want it in and make one.

>>734422012
good thing the revolution turned out just as planned amiright?

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>>734423073
A lot of good your fundamentalism is doing the world. I'd say kill yourself but you'd probably strap a bomb to yourself & kill a bunch of kids trying to get ice cream. Scum calling the kettle skum.

>>734423263
Ehh here in the states I actually get a lot of latinas,asians, whites, and black girls too. Once you go persian there is no other version

>>734423263
not sure what you're doubting anon. im dating a white girl rn. gotta admit we're not all pretty tho

>>734422012
I'm sure you're probably OK, but your country's government is in an eternal state of butthurt.

And MY country's government seems to like it that way.

But you and me? We are not our countries' governments. We are human beings with similar desires and fears.

Assuming you're actually Iranian. If not, fuck it, I hate all of these Deep State games that get played, by people we never ever heard of, or got to vote for on a ballot, Fuck them all.

>>734423268
kek

>>734423685
I am xD

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>>734422012
I honestly don't know what problem the West has with your country.
You're new president seems friendly and your country hates ISIS just about as much as America.

>>734424306
$$$
You simpleton. Also Israel lobbies the living shit out of Washington D.C.

>>734423073
Get over yourself, your religion tastes like dick in every flavor.

>>734424394
Care to red pill me?

ya'll white people need to get your shit together. yoru women are being fucked by niggers and you sit back like retarded pathetic fucks. its sad that you have to fuck another nation's women cuz you're so feminine. pathetic.

>>734422012
i actually dreamt about killing an iranian with my bare hands last night.
thats how i feel about them.

>>734422012
Why do you guys say thank you in french?

>>734425470
yeah

>>734425350
pussy boi can't do it irl so he dreams about it. anon cut your wrists pls

Why do you need to bribe the government office workers just to update your Shenasnameh?

>>734425470
>>734425539
Farsi has many loan words from the French, merci being one of them. Some more are lustre, ombulonce, polis etc

>>734425470
>>734425539
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwix7vK5gJ3UAhWLKsAKHYt1DLAQFggqMAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FList_of_French_loanwords_in_Persian&usg=AFQjCNEU9MFA7hIVxH7wwgKgNlO-LlqfBQ&sig2=_Yu35kY3vXpKZ3Q89YxIPg

salamualaikum from Indonistan. fuck sunni fuck islam and fuck your prophet Muhammad The MAD & most of all fuck your ALLAH

>>734422012
what do you call your language? farsi or persian?

>>734422012
Are you Muslim and if so why do you follow an abusive power hungry pedophile?

>>734425902
I personally call it Farsi.

>>734425986
No, I am not.

>>734422012
Do you practice Pahlavani?

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>>734422012
I think you are a cool people, and I'd like to see Americans and Iranians be on good terms again.

But our leaders are all dickheads who should have been drowned in the Atlantic when they were babies, so it will never happen. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia and all that jazz.

Peace and best of luck to you, /bro.

>>734426642
You are someone who understands /b/ro,

>>734422405
>A revolution where they overthrew the Pahlavi Dynasty who were supported by the US
Now you have a sectarian theocracy supported by Russia.

>>734425739
Yeah, but shouldn't your language already have "thank you" in the first place?>>734425765

>>734422012
do u shower? also does Iran come from Aryan - and are many iranians actually white aryans contrary to the jew-portrayal?

Why is ruhani so moderate? He needs to nuke Isreal aready

>>734422012
Why don't you accept refugees.

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>>734422012
You Idiots were the cultural capital of the middle east. Teheran was called the Paris of middle east. And you were stupid enough to let radical islamists to take you country back to the 18th century. in less than 30 yrs.
Whatever is beautiful today in Iran its just merely a memory of a country who had potential! Now you are a retrogade Islamic state

>>734427507
Because those refugees are sunni and those guys denied mohammed's family (perceived) right to rule all of islam and killed his son to boot.

Not OP btw, but that's probably why.

>>734422012
I always loved reading about iranian history and culture. Too bad about the current government, even though they fight those wahabbite nutjobs

kek, my country's president once tried to mediate some deal with Iran for the atomic energy program and got blasted over that