Welcome to the Witch Doctor's Hut. Your love life troubles you, so you've come to me. I can work magic, but nothing is free. Roll and see what happens...
Dubs will get laid this month
Trips will get laid this week
Quads will get laid tomorrow
Posts ending in 7 will die within two weeks
rollo
Why not?
trips here we go
>>734418477
rip
RISKING IT FOR THE BISCUIT
re-roll
Hermit live get!
>>734417979
gimme sum
>>734418927
reroll?
>>734417979
roll
>>734418974
just give me dubs fucking roodypoo witch faggot
>>734417979
let's go boys
>>734419033
at least you'll die a happy man
Roll it fam
if I have trips ending in 7 will I die tomorrow?
>>734419078
i might get laid the 3d week but im already dead within 2
Why not
Reroll
>>734419197
FUCK
so logically if I get dubs but also a 7 I must sex within 2 weeks, because I can't have sex when dead??
>>734419385
Yep unless necrophilia counts?
quads thx
>>734419724
reroll
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>>734420000
thanks based witch
>>734420000
WIN
rolling
wut
well fuck
>>734417979
trolll
>>734418477
So, will he die, and then get laid?
Man that girl must really love necrophilia
>>734417979
roll
>>734420000
Checked
Cmon op, do your magic for me
First time posting but I'm getting locked up in a few days so rrrrrRRRROOOOOLLLLL