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Why isn't there a way to increase penis size yet? This shit

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Why isn't there a way to increase penis size yet? This shit needs to fucking happen NOW!
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4" and thin. Who else suffers from small dick?
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No one ever responds....
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>>734407247
Uh wtf OP
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>>734407386
What do you mean?
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>>734406626
Fuck that.

Until you can make me taller, dont take away my above average penis.

I'm 5'6 but my dick is 7 inches and really thick when fully erect. I've had every girl I have had sex with comment on the thickness.

Do you know how often I get turned down before I can even say hello due to my height?
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>>734407483
>my dick is 7 inches and really thick when fully erect
I'm 5'7" AND I have a small dick. You can just go fuck yourself.
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What women care about in this exact order:
1. Money
2. Height
3. Muscle
4. Intelligence
5. Penis Size
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>>734406626
Women can stretch to fuck bigger and bigger cocks, but men are stuck with what the jews cut off of them here in america...
Meanwhile, stuffing is my fetish...I have to wear a gay dragns cock sheat to stuff my gf, or use a giant dildo, cuz I'm a measly 5" and not very girthy...but have a great body and face...

god damn, I might actualy cut off my balls and become an futa if it means getting a dragon-sized cock irl

should I kill myself because this is never happeneing?
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>>734407599
I'd trade an inch off my dick for an inch of height...well maybe 1 inch for 2. Definitely would downgrade my cock to 6 inches to be 5'9.
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>>734407641
>Beta Cunt is a Beta Cuck
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>>734407641
Dude get help. Don't kill yourself. Please don't mutilate yourself.
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>>734407610
I'm pretty sure penis size comes before intelligence. Women aren't that wise.
>>734407641
No... but I feel your pain.>>734407666
Fuck off. 6 inches is still fucking fine, you asshole.
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>>734407610
What if OP is poor, short, skinny/fat, and stupid as well?
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>>734407785
I'm saying what I would be willing to sacrifice for to be taller in a hypothetical trade off.

Fuck you micro dick
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>>734407795
Poor, yes on welfare (applying for disability)
Short, eh... 5' 7..5"
Fat, yes 315lbs
Stupid, no BS in math.
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>>734407862
Fuck you too, asshat.
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>>734407913
I'll combo up on your nutsack brah
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Considering that the penis is composed mainly of blood vessels and arteries, it would be incredibly difficult to target (specifically) those structures without causing inadvertent affects in the rest of the body's tissues.Did you consider that?
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>>734408080
Yes, I did. But I'm pretty sure half the worlds problems are basically "who has the bigger dick" fights. Why hasn't science been focused on this? Women like bigger dicks. That's a fact..

>>734408055
I've never understood ball torture... but I like cock biting.
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>>734407610
>What men exchange in order to have female companionship

Get ahold of yourself!! None of that shit would matter if your dick was the size and girth of a summer sausage and had grooves and bumps and shit. Women WORSHIP dicks. I shit you not. My only saving grace for having a 5" weiner is that it's loaded with piercings and I'm ripped and exactly 6' tall. If I had a fucking jimmy dean family size picnic loaf, I'd never worry about anything ever again!! Aside from dragging it through things, or dipping it in the sink...
We have to avoid people mutilating their dicks and somehow just Godzilla-fy everyones member.
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>>734408229
What kind of piercings?
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>>734408314
>>734408229
Like a prince albert?
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>>734408222
It's not necessarily a fact. Women like whatever they can put in themselves on a whim's notice without having to struggle. They'd prefer a fuckable penis that's ready to go rather than some duraflame log that takes a pint of lube and two hours of foreplay to slip in. Trust me, man; penis size is completely subjective. While men may be caught up in a big dick contest, I'd challenge you to find more than one out of every 4 women who say having a massive penis inside of them is crucial to a relationship.
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>>734406626
don't get cut, cut guys are 90% of the time always smaller.
stretching it does work, takes forever
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>>734406626
maybe you need it to happen now.
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How big did you say you were OP? Because I am sure you can look at me to make you feel better.
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>>734408813
That's true, but I'm not talking about massive 9" porn dicks. But I've been to sex shops. There aren't any small dildos. I've never seen a sex toy that was as small as I am (4" and thin). Sure, for women, personal compatibility is rated very highly, but personally, I'm a sex addict. I NEED to be able to perform. And women just aren't turned on by my cock.
>>734408950
Is that hard?
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>>734407610
which is why your girlfriends fucking tyrone rite
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>>734409443
Mine did after she left me. But she was also a trans dyke. FUCK!
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>>734409499
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1one!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Any small dickers use prostitutes? OP here. I've seen about 19.
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>>734409869
Explain yourself, faggot.
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BUUUUMP!
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SCCCIIIIIEEEENCCCCEEEEE, PPPPPLLLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?
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>>734407610
Incorrect

1. Looks and personality
2. Job
3. Good standard of living
4. Ability to be a good parent and potential marriage material (will mum and dad approve etc)
5. Sexual compatability.

Your list was a white Amerislut list or you are a teenager or both.
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Jelking supposedly works, but you have to be very careful because:

1) If you do it too much, you'll never get a full-blown erection.
2) If you stop, your dick may actually shrink to smaller than it was previously.
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>>734410750
>Ability to be a good parent and potential marriage material (will mum and dad approve etc)
HAHAHHAHAAA HAHAAHAHAAHA.
That is complete idiocy. Half the idiots I went to school with have kids, and NONE. I repeat. NONE are parent material.
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>>734409950

Jewish "art"
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>>734410912
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>>734408813
This is a bit misleading.

The penis size being subjective based on the flexibility of a vagina is about as subjective as the size of a dildo you can take up your asshole.

Sure, you can work at it and eventually fit a 2 liter bottle up there...but that takes a very specific fetishistic mindset. And the starting sizes of vaginas vary widely.

So if a women starts with a small vagina and *doesn't* have the urge to stretch it into oblivion, "too big" becomes a real thing.
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>>734410893
Huh, apparently someone doesn't know that your average person is supposed to mature as they get older.
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Magnifying-glass works for me every time.
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>>734411085
Who the fuck wants to fuck older women?
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>>734406626
6"4' with an 8 inch dick, also thick, instead I'm cursed with no desire to pursue women, go figure. I'm even good at flirting and talking to them, I just don't want them, I should become gay and just marry a bro..
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>>734406665
4.7" wanna kill myself time to time
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>>734411235
Become gay? Dude you are .
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>>734411235
Just fuck off, faggot. I hate you and hope you die a slow, painful death
>>734411259
Bigger and fitter than me, asshole. Just learn to talk.
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>>734411302
You're right.
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>>734411193
1) Older women kick ass at sex, they are more attentive.
2) Older women can be hornier than young women.
3) MILFs
4) Older women can have jobs and be more financially stable, rather than gold-digging sluts.
5) Older women have already gotten bored of vanilla sex and are kinkier. (Assuming they aren't hyper-religious, but even then sometimes they are...)
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>>734411330
I can talk, dude, but the fact that it's bigger than yours, doesn't mean, that it isn't small
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>>734411395
Up to about 32, yes. After that, the body just goes to shit faster than the experience trumps young flesh. Also, younger women these days are pretty damn kinky. Moreso than >35yo women I think.
>>734411478
Still... fuck you. (No offense.... just jealousy)
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5'7" + tiny dick
I love being Asian
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>>734412045
Well at least it's expected of you. I'm a white guy. If I'm small it's shameful.... and I am.
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>>734412045
5'7" - it's about 174 cm, right?
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>>734412451
170
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shit I guess I got lucky then. not huge but definitely above whatever the average is. 7.25 length and 6.5 in girth

sorry to hear about your struggles anons
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>>734412563
I hope you die slowly and painfully. Drowning perhaps.
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They only woman who really appreciated my small cock was a virgin when we first hooked up. How am I supposed to please women who actually know what's out there?
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>>734412741
And she's a fucking dude now... fuck.
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>> 734412491
I really think, it's not a disaster, dude. I'm about 178 cm, and I do not have any problems. As well as my friend, who is 173 cm. You pay too much attention to this things, man.
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>>734412901
Sorry, it's for you >>734412491
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>>734407483
>tfw 6'0" with a 6.5" long by 5.5" circumference/2.5" across (at widest) dick
Feels pretty fucking good, man. All I have to do is work out and I'll be set.
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>>734413043

/fit/ has taught me enough to know that lifting doesn't cure autism
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>>734411085
>supposed to
See, that's the catch...
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>>734407610
wrong
1. money
2. confidence
3. physique & style
4. penis size

Obviously, the size of your dick doesn't come into play for initial attraction and getting a woman to want to have sex with you. It's only an important factor in getting her to CONTINUE to be attracted to you after seeing your dick for the first time.
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>>734413171
See, thankfully, I'm just depressed. And lifting can help with that.

But to be honest, I'd need to do cardio daily for at least a month before I started considering weights/machines, I'm in godawful shape. Shin splints are a bitch and a half when all you do is sit around all day.
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>>734413192
Well fucking, duh. Of course we're intrested in a relationship. Fucking intimacy is what it's all about. I'd take love over orgasms any day of the week.
>>734413329
Lifting helps depression? Explain, please.
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>>734407599
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>>734413329
Running is pretty dangerous if you're overweight enough. Swimming is easier on the joints
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>>734413475
Faggot, go. Why would you save something like that?
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>>734413479
True. Anyone else ever swim across international borders for sex?
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>>734413452
Any physical activity helps. Going out and doing things helps.
Stagnation largely contributes to depression. Working towards a goal helps that.
Hell, it even releases endorphins.
It's not a full solution, obviously, but it should improve average mood to some extent.

>>734413479
See, that's why you start out walking, and build your way up.
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>>734413714
I try.. but quit soon after. How do you stay on target?
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HALP!
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>>734413840
That's always the difficult part. Consider this: you don't HAVE to stay on target. All you have to do is start again when you stop. You're depressed. You're GOING to have shitty days/weeks where you can't make yourself do anything. That's inevitable. So, you work around that. If you always start again, eventually, you'll get where you want to be.

Also, make sure your goals are reasonable. I'd suggest small, definitively achievable goals. Start with one day. When you do that one day? Congrats! You achieved your goal. Keep incrementing it as you feel you can accomplish.

And besides, who the hell said I was well enough to stick with it? I deliberately self-sabotage. I have plenty of shit to work on before I can do what I know will help.
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>>734414113
I mean, logically I can follow that... but...The grocery store next to my apartment makes iced croissants. How the fuck am I supped to compete with that?
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>>734414286
I dunno. Make yourself walk around the block a couple of times if you want one? Make that the carrot you chase?
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>>734414364
Still won't make my dick bigger.... fuck.
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>>734414530
I'm not going to make your dick bigger, anon. That's gay.
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>>734414569
Well I wish you could, faggot.
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KILL ALL TRANNIES.
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Jesus Christ, you fucking plebs

>what is the Thunder's Place forum
>what is the PE Gym forum
>what is the Arabic Jelq
>what is safe stretching
>what is the pubococcus flex (otherwise known as the "kegel") to help increase sexual stamina and sperm output

Bloody hell. If you're paranoid as fuck, use Google to confirm the validity of Thunder's Place and PE Gym... and after an hour a day for a year, with significant results, you can fucking thank me with a new thread.
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I'm 7"x5", 6'2", good looking, intelligent, fit but only been with 2 girls because i'm a sperg. Both girls I have been with have actually picked me up, and many others have tried but I have sperged out several times. Confidence is key, and I have none when it comes to girls. It's fine though, I have accepted it and spend my time doing sports, meditating, reading and studying instead, I'm happy. One day i might meet another sperg but untill then I wont depend on it to enjoy life.
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>>734410800
Not true in my experience, did it consistently during morning showers and gained an inch in length which i have kept now a year later after i stopped.
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>>734410893
Including yourself I see. Clearly an Amerifat idiot.
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>>734408229

>fucking jimmy dean family size picnic loaf
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>>734416502
Wow, I thought, this shit doesn't work. Can you describe, what exercises did you do? How old were you, when you did it? How much time did it take? Size before/after?
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>>734416924
Just the regular "ok grip" in a milking motion, about 100-200/session/morning. Did more sometimes, like up to 600 sometimes in sessions of like 100. I kept it like at semi-boner, don't become fully hard, if you do just stop and wait. I did it for about 6 months at age 21, i was 5.9" before and 6.7"(7"fully hard) after, so from 15cm to 17-18cm. Pretty much no change in girth though, maybe 0.2" but not much.
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>>734410750
1. Looks and personality
2. Job
3. Good standard of living
4. Ability to be a good parent and potential marriage material (will mum and dad approve etc)
5. Sexual compatability.

YEAH IF YOU WANT A FUCKING WIFE

But if you want casual sex by the dozen
1. Dark skin
2. Ripped
3. Big cock
4. Not annoying

Welcome to 2017
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>>734415390
>Jelq doesnt work
>thunders is never used
>pegym is full of circle jerking shills
>kegals never work

Trust me, i shamefully have 10+ years in pe world, and have not gained from chemicals nor manual. Its all a sham targeted at mens insecurities.
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>>734417978
Well then maybe it depends on the individual because there has been studies on penis stretching and it works.
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>>734407610
Nah.

1. face
2. personality
3. status
4. physique
5. dick
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>>734407610
1. Dick
2. Dick
3. Dick
4. Weenerz
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I regularly camwhore my 7" dick on DirtyRoulette...women love it and multiple have orgasmed on cam for me

I feel sorry for you guys
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