HELP /b/ I fucked up >be 23 y.o me >huuuuuge crush on

>>734399967
keep going OP

>>734399967
dont stress

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Is there more? If so continue

Of all the shit on /b/ that I've seen tonight, I want to see how this goes.

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>>734400350
yeah sorry I didnt have it pretyped
>>734399967
the message I sent her on the fake facebook was like, a huge confession that I always liked her and that I couldn't tell her who I was because it would cause trouble, you know, full faggot romantic mode... anyway

>click home on FB and see her on the newsfeed
>she posted a whole album with my FUCKING UNCLE
>she didn't reply in all night because she was out in dinner with him celebrating their anniversary, so they obviously got along again
>my stupid uncle works on television so he has cash, obviously made her forget the fight with a fancy dinner today
>dumbass cousin made their fight look like it was divoce like, I even asked him "do you think they will divorce" and he said maybe

PIC RELATED, my aunt

>>734400544
same

>>734399967
I'm sitting here with my dick in my hand. We need proof and an update bro

>click home on fb and she

Inb4 op leaves thread

>>734400699
>realize I confessed my crush to my aunt on their wedding anniversary thinking they were getting a divorce and that this was going to be my shot
>dead serious wanted to be the step-dad of my cousins


so what the fuck do I do, what excuse could I say for this or am I fucked?

There is no way I can pretend i didnt send the love message a few years ago since there was no way I could have known she was sent that, so what do I do, she will wake up in like 5 hours probasbly

>>734400720
I have a feeling it's not going in that direction.

>>734400824
haha just a prank bro

>>734399967
Hopefully this has a good ending

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>>734400720
I mean she is sleeping, its 2:28 am here, but idk what she will reply when she wakes up, she is my dad's brother wife

>>734400824
Delete your facebook or block her??

>>734400824
Fuck it op go all in and tell her how much her feet turn you on, maybe she'll send you your uncle's dick pic

OP if you delete the message before she sees it she won't see it.

I know because I accidentally sent my brother porn once and deleted it straight away and he never made a comment about it.

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>>734401010
The problem is we have been fb friends since 2010, so we have ALOT of messages, even if I block her she will realize it is me by the previous messages sent

>>734400824
Send fucked up messages to all your contacts and pretend you dont know anything about it. Wirk everytime

Post the message you sent her

>>734401451
I thought about that but, I sent her a msg from a fake account 2 years ago saying I loved her, and just confessed I was the one who sent it, there is no way I could have known she was sent that unless I was the one who send it

>>734399967
Your aunt doesn't seem that hot. Why would you care so much about having sex with her in particular? Is there like some sort of connection between you two? Or is she a witch? Witchcraft and all that non-sense is typical in Latin American communities.

>>734401355
Thats why i also said delete your facebook.

Or just say fuck it and ignore it and pretend it never happened

>>734401355
let's find out how many Alan's live in that shit country of urs.. you thought ur day sucked? well let me spam my cock to her

Just in case she sees it and reacts negatively:

Make a fake private profile of your uncle, using his current picture.

Send messages back and forth between your account and fake uncle account.

Make your uncle sound like a total piece of shit who has been blackmailing you into trying to get you to bang her so he can leave her.

Go white knight on him and defend her honor.

If you arent blood related then just be a fucking man and own up to what youve done. Talk to her 1 on 1 and stop being a lil bitch

>>734399967
Rip my dude

>>734401355
Parritas de la Fuente?? jajaja Small world. Me voy a ir a echar unos vinitos de Casa Madero con tu tía

>>734400824
You fucked up bad.
Stage your suicide to look like a murder..

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>>734401567
>send dick pics
>check in mental hospital
>kys
>happy because your aunt could have had you now no one will

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>>734401561
it was from a fake account 2 years ago, honestly I dont remember the password but it was something like... "I love you, I know you are married but I just had to tell you everytime we are together I just dream about being with you, your husband doesnt deserve you" something along those lines, a really long one... Then today I sent the message from first pic
>>734401578
idk man I just always liked her since I was like 13, she has huge boobs and was always nice to me, and my uncle treats her like crap, so theres that
>>734401694
whoa, this sounds so stupid it might just work, my uncle is not big of social media, so idk how much she would buy it but I will keep it in mind

>>734401728
I would, I actually planned on doing it once we were alone, but I dont want to fuck up the family, he is my only dad's brother, I just did it because my dumbass cousin said they were in the middle of divorce, so i thought that would push her, and then once she was single I would have a shot

>>734401858
haha te a la erga puto es mia

>>734401800
thx

>>734402119
Me cagan los regios como tú pero te deseo suerte, mi negro. Por cierto, ya no pongas más info de ella ni de ti, ya pusiste mucha y alguien de aquí los puede doxxear y meter la verga

Are you a Latino halfling? Your Spanish seems forced and you seem like a white autist. Not trying to offend

>>734402335
para suicidarme de una vez

>>734402119
the plan for success
>worry about it all night
>fall asleep
>forget all about it until you go on fb then have a panic attack
>jump off a bridge

>>734402404
seems like it could work, thanks

Go to her house and try to fuck her OP

No matter how this goes, you should at least beat the dogshit out of your cousin.

>>734402596
This and only this or get your uncle to agree to an awkward threesome

>>734402665

Uncle Cucker?

>>734402596
Well she lives in another state, so that would be kind of hard, although we were supposed to go in a vacation together soon, lol
>>734402615
thats for sure

OP you should buy a gun

>>734399967
>catched

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>>734399967
dude wtf, get some help

op why dont you guy fuck that old slag? i would, hell, id eat her asshole too

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>>734402723
Why wouldn't you try deleting the message?
Press 'see all in messenger', go to the conversation, go with the ouse on the message, hover to the three grey dots, click, a label 'delete appears, click on it, click 'yes'.

Try if it works for both sides - create a fake fb account, message yourself, delete that message and see if it works.'

>>734400699
Sí le doy a tu tía.

>>734402981
that doesnt work. you wont see the message anymore but she will

Steal her Facebook

>>734403036
Have you tried guessing her PW?
Mail or Facebook

>>734402981

This. Also, use fake account to spam the fuck out of her in case she has notifications on. This way your message notification will get lost in the flood.

>>734402706
Keked thoroughly

Send her a dick picture. If she ask anything say you were drugged

>>734402880
Why? I love her, honestly if she were to get a divorce I would ask her out for a serious relationship, she is like my dream girl
>>734402887
she lives in another state, I would lick all her holes too
>>734402981
>>734403036
yeah it only deletes it from one side ,i know because I have erased whole convos and friends were still able to ss them from their side and shoe them to me
>>734403088
I tried once, but couldn't get it, if I try now it will look even more obvious I really did it (if I fail and she gets the notification that someone tried to steal her fb)
I think I will just tell her I was drunk

It's not a big deal man. Just talk it out with her.

If your uncle is that big of a piece of shit he doesn't deserve her anyways.

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>>734403097
And maybe write her a few messages from your account; also SEND THE SAME PHOTO you sent just before this fucked up message. Send it a couple times, then write two or three messages that are unrelated. That way she might not scroll above the photo she has already seen and simply reply to new messages.

Apologize, ask her to go easy on you and ask that she have some understanding because you don't choose who you love.

What the fuck is all of this techno ninja ooga booga haxx her spam her from other accounts bullshit? Just own it.

Your whole family is going to know about this and laugh at you in the morning. Congrats you played yourself. How does it feel knowing none your family is going to want to talk to you in a couple hours

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>>734403231
>she lives in another state

Parras is like 6hrs away from Mty, faggot. JUST DO IT

>>734403239
honestly I do what to tell her, but I know she wont leave her husband for me, the bastard has cash luckily he looks like 60, so maybe he dies soon
>>734403272
this is actually a good idea, I will do that, hopefully she does ignore the messages above thx anon

>>734399967
Welp, rest in peace anon

Blame it on your cousin.

>>734403313
Well the thing is when I made the fake account I talked shit about her husband (I was like 19-20 so I thought it would convince her lol)
so is not just an innocent love confession
>>734403337
Fuck you

>>734403389
paypal me the bus cash and I do it

OP, spam the everliving fuck out of her and then just say it was an accident on your mobile messenger. She won't bother scrolling up 300 Facebook sticker emojis.

>>734403480
>wtf where you thinking anon?!
>my cousin said they were getting a divorce
>oh ok

>>734403514
Honesty is still better than convoluted russian hacker strategies. If she's as nice as you keep claiming she is, she'll understand.

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>>734403416
Hope that works. If not, write that off as being immature and drunk. You might have to admit that you like her, but the 'love' thing can be discarded as drunkness.
Say that you felt sorry for her because uncle was an ass, and that in drunk mode you stepped over the line.

>>734403538
No tell her, your cousin hacks you4 account to hit on her

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>>734403534
Done, sent her like 150, hopefully it works

>>734403591

I keep thinking of the last episode of Always Sunny. Dennis pretending to get shot to avoid having to be a dad.

Say it's a really long April Fools Joke that you sent a few months ago but only now was it delivered. Either that or spam 300 of those Minion emoji stickers. After spamming, have a casual conversation with her to forget everything.

You hate a guy for conditions possibly beyond his control and actually succeeding at life despite those mild hurdles?

>>734403514
El camión cuesta como $200, pinche pobre.
You're just looking for excuses not to do it.

>>734403648
I will if she does reads through the spam, hopefully not

>>734403676
kek

>>734403676
The messenger app literally tells her how many new messages she has, so yeah, she will scroll. You better hope she sees it on her computer

>>734403676
Si esto funciona, la proxima vez que obtenga su telefono quita el message

If you play the drunk card you'll have to accept every alcoholic beverage you're offered in her presence to throw of any suspicions. This should go on for 3-6 months.

>>734403676
for those of us that don't speak MEXICAN, what does this say?

>>734403534
>>734403676
An oddly elegant solution...

>>734403790
>>734403805
>>734403813

I am still scared tho because maybe she will see it and tell my mom instead lol, they talk often, well whatever it is in god hands now

>>734403855
It says you're retarded and in need of a better education

What I want to know is how to find out what happens. This thread won't stay up long enough...

>>734403855
I said:
>Sorry my app got stuck! How are you doing aunt?

>>734403855
>Mexican
>totally not a language spoken by Spaniards for centuries before the existence of Mexico

If you can't figure it out from the context of the previous posts, you are retarded and should probably just kill yourself for only knowing one language.

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>>734400699
An aunt has to be fuck

>>734403855
I'm sorry my app froze! How are you aunt?

>>734403272
Ciao Fassino.

>>734403922
That's the literal translation. I believe "froze" would've worked a bit better.

>>734403989
that's true, my bad

>>734403952
Triggered mexiscum

>>734403855
It says sorry, the app fucked up. Hi Auntie, how are you?

>>734403676
Glad I could be of help, OP. My advice for the future is to not want to stick your dick in dinosaurs.
>>734403867
Thank you my good man.

tell her you were young and drunk and you shouldnt have said that, but ONLY if she brings it up. If she responds negatively, apologize and say you needed to be honest.

If she's cool with it... well...
now she knows she has options

>>734404019
Probably from Spain, retard

>>734404065
>young dumb and full of cum

She might even fuck you anyway if you put it this way.

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>>734401355
Things we know about OP

>first name:alan
>location:Monterrey, Mexico

Im hispanic and i am disgusted you are trying to commit incest

>>734404053
honestly if it works I will still tell her I love her, BUT ONLY when she is single... She is 40 and my uncle is 55, so I hope he dies (doubt they get a divorce at this age) before she hits 50 and gets all saggy

40 to 45 she will still look hot from how she has aged, my uncle gets exhausted going up long stairs so hopefully not long

will totally avoid messaging her drunk in the mean time tho

>>734403921
this

>>734404138
she is not blood related to me

>>734403654
Do this. Fuck up your whole family not just yourself!

>>734404138
Threads over.

Who cares.

If you can't figure it out just from the pictures he has posted you don't deserve to dox shit

>>734403901
>>734403952
Hey fucking retards, that was my I capitalized 'mexican' because it was a joke. So because I can't speak Spanish means I can only speak one language? Fucking kill yourself.

我能说中文法语和英语

>>734403676
Send her a dick pic

>>734404189
lol

okay if she does see the message I might as well go full retard mode and blame it on my cousin (he is not my uncle cousin, he is from a previous marriage) so it would make sense for him to want to fuck it up

>>734399967
You had me until "catched". There is no excuse for this, how can you even live?

>>734404277
uncle's son*

>>734404265
Moshi moshi, comrade Mao desu

>>734404190
>implying threads over
>implying im attempting dox

Literally just jumped on thread and decided to see if i could find him not put his personal info online. Also just calling him out for being incest but OP already posted not blood related

>>734404265
Nice Google translate, faggotron.

If you had the comprehension to learn a second language, you'd have been able to pick up what was said merely from context.

>>734404337
Thread is over. Op got his solution and now we're all just shitposting and arguing about nothing

OP, make a dummy twitter account or something for Post-404 updates on this.

>>734404265
you are what the french call les incompetents

>>734404077
Spaniards are too smug to speak English faggot

>>734404347
no he wouldn't, you fucking latino trash

>>734404265
allahu akhbar

Once I sent a text message to my young cousin (12 years old) saying "you really like my cock don't you?" or something along those lines. I was obviously intending to send it to someone else but their names were basically next to each other on the contact list and the worst happened. In the end I was able to send a follow-up message with a picture of a cock my family owns (we own a farm) and it was all good. I wonder if there's anything you could do that's similar to this.

>>734404490
yes he would, you autistic chimpanzee

>>734404347
Right, so if you didn't use google translate to translate what I had written out in Chinese, you'd be able to understand what I was saying only from the context of my post?

Just stop yourself before you go full retard here.

>>734404265
能 is not used properly here, you might want to use 会说

>>734404265
I'm not those dudes, but
>I capitalized 'mexican' because it was a joke
the joke was literally:
>lol look at how ignorant I am, guise

Of course you were going to get chewed out in a thread full of Mexicans.

>>734403534
>>734403676
That's surprisingly clever. Even if she notices she will feel too awkward about it to ever mention it and will likely just pretend nothing happened.

>>734404504
lol, nice save... I doubt it tho my msg from fake account was reaaally explicit, like full love confession faggot mode talking about dating for real and shit

but the smiley spamm will most likely work I think, I wouldn't go through all that spam if a family member sent it, hopefully she, that is 40, wont do it either

>>734404566
You really are retarded, aren't you kid?

>>734404407
>Problem:Solved
>Thread:Notded

Thread dont stop till 404'd

>>734404631
so it seems

>>734404612
Show us original love letter to see what we're dealing with here

>>734404589
how many chinese fucktards are in this post? damn.

Post more pictures of your tias chichis. Si me la cojo me vale verga.

ur aunt is hot and i hope you dont mind me jerking off to your drama/her photos

>>734404709
I no longer have it, I made a dummy account just to message her that day, and that was over 2+ years ago, I cant even recall the email I used

But I covered everything
>told her her husband didnt deserve her
>she was beautiful
>the dream girl
>I liked her kids and would take care of them (lmao)

along with a really lenghty description of since how long and how much I liked her

She got kinda mad, she replied like
>tell me who you are or we cant talk, i dont like talking with uknown persons

Someone needs to wake up OP's aunt so I can find out what happens and then go the fuck to sleep.

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>>734404631
>Prove how illogical your argument was
>Only response is to call me retarded back.

>>734400824
DONT PANIC
so, you posted some shit while drunk, all right, people does that, leave it where it is, don't delete it, let her read it, delete it tomorrow when you are sure she saw it.

She will bring it up in person or by fb, do not deny, tell her u always hard a crush on her, got drunk , and wrote it, but it didn't seem to be such good idea when u got sober so u deleted it. Say u are sorry. Should I go on with my solution? I'm typing from phone, if u are not interested I won't bother

>>734404765
we ale evelywhele

>morning
>OP hears a knock on the door
>aunt in really tight jeans and a top
>says that it was all she wanted to hear
>spend the rest of the day fucking
>OP can't even believe his luck

>OP wakes up

@734404504 holy fuck I don't even.

>>734404839
I wasn't him, I was just stating the obvious.

>>734404932
>@

>>734404932
your newfag is showing

>>734404932
u stoopid

Just tell her you have a serious drinking problem and are terribly ashamed of yourself

>>734399967
LOL U FUCKED UP OP!

>>734399967
Tu tío te va a meter la verga junto con tus primos jijiji

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>>734404826
go ahead, she is the woman I have jerked off the most since I learned to do it
>>734404793

>>734404612
Maybe she wont see it now, but maybe in the future she decides to look up some past covo and sees it

>>734404851
yeah, that would work except I admited to be the one who sent her a love confession years ago (asking her to get a divorce)

so is more than a crush thing

>>734401127
OP try this!

>>734399967
You cousin knows you have a crush on her and all that shit since he gives you all that info about her marriage, right?

If he knows, just get him in on it and say it was a dare from him to say that, like you two were playing truth or dare or something.

>>734405083
She definitely looks better without so much makeup. Here she looks ugly

Tell aunt her son wants to fuck her and uses your Facebook to tell her

>>734405177
yes she does, I just liked how her boobs seemed here, she doesnt need make up idk why she wears it, I have slept over at her house and she looks gorgeous without it
>>734405166
weell, I literally like everything she posts on FB, so idk if he wonders why I do it
but no he doesnt know, he jsut sees me as his best friend for some reason (he doesnt have many friends)

And he tells me everything without me asking, girl problems, problems with her sisters, her mom, work, parents marriage and so on, i highly doubt he knows I have a crush on her

>>734404827
>>I liked her kids and would take care of them (lmao)
kek

>>734405139
All right, grow up, she is kinda hot over 40, she remembers how it was when she was 20, she might not like it was you who posted it, but she will get over it . In meanwhile vanity will do it's thing, she will start to think about it and get harassed, turned on by the idea that you are attracted to her.

From there on, you play nice, flirt but with caution, make it obvious u still feel the same way and you are willing to take another step. You will have your chance , you take when it comes and duck her brains out

>>734405492
yeah pretty lame lol I was 20 and my cousin 19 haha and the other like 7

>>734405546
I have thought for a while to tell her to invite me over to her house again, and once we were alone confess I liked her (they used to do it alot before, and we would spend afternoons alone)

she has a sporadic job, so she would be alone most of the time, and it would just be us in the house

>>734405546
You just have to realize that you put yourself in a perfect situation... she won't tell anybody plus if she will grow the idea to fuck you, you will have long term fuck auntie

>>734399967
Tell her Ana (the fake profile) is a profile your friend made and you were drunk when you wrote that message and you felt guilty that your friend made it which is why you drink wrote that. Tell her your friend has a crush on her. You don't have to tell her who your friend is. She lives in a different state so it doesn't really matter anyway.

>>734403231
>I love her, honestly
Are you really sure about that?

>>734405689
No, she must know that fucking you is possible, she has to do first step, you just make her know you would not say no. When you see her tell her she looks great, tell you would love a wife like that,... nice stuff that will make feel better. When you make first step you will hit a wall of denial. She is older, she has everything to lose, she has to make first step.

dude, just accept it and move on. maybe she'll like it, maybe she won't, but if she's as cool as you make her out to be, she probably won't tell anyone. worst case scenario, you lose touch with her, which then again wouldn't be that bad if you can't have her anyway

She won't tell anyone, you've done well, you've planted the seed. Now you need to slowly let it grow with time. next time she fights with hubby, you'll pop into her mind.

lets be honest, your aunt probably wants to devour your young hard cock.

>>734405864
I know there is no point in arguing about it here, but yeah, I have liked her since I was 13 so 10 years+ and not just sexually, I care for her and would without a thought date her, assuming she were to get a divorce or widow
>>734405833
that could work if she goes through the emojis
>>734405741
lol if it was that easy

>>734406034
Whats your relationship like with your own mother? Are you projecting onto your auntie something that was missing from your own mom?

>>734406114
nah, my mom is great, I just like my aunt she is funny and hot and her boobs made me crazy when I was growing up

De seguro ni siquiera se acuerda de ese mensaje de hace años y tu aquí cagándote

>>734406204
pues obvio no lo tiene grabado en la mente, pero si le digo "yo te mande ese mensaje de la cuental tal" va a ponerse a pensar "cual?" y se acordara, igual y tiene alzheimer y no hay pedo

>>734406034
You could also tell her the friend is no longer your friend and that she doesn't need to worry about the particular friend because his crush on her stopped before you stopped being friends. Or tell her the "friend" moved across the world or country.

>>734406034
Well, it is easy the first step you did already - the msg - has to stay where it is. Do not remove it until tomorrow, let it hang for a while, when she will ask about it, don't deny, just say you are sorry, you should never have post it but it's how you feel and OT came out while lonely drunk night.

Shit like that, but denying it will show that you did not grow enough to be ready to confront older person.

>>734399967
Easy
Send her about 2000 minion sticker so she will not bother to to scroll all the way up then say you were drunk.

>>734406432
Or send a message that's in gibberish. She'll know he's drunk for sure.

>>734402706
>You're such a stupid fucker uncle cucker

Man op you fucked up, hot aunt though.

Get into your aunt acc and delete the message yourself

>>734406432
This

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mfw feels like /b/ is good like time ago

Report her to Facebook and say she's impersonating someone. They'll take her profile down hopefully before she sees the message.

>.jpeg

>>734406432
Facebook would probably block you from messaging for a while since they'd assuming your spamming messages.

>>734406965

what did you say, little bitch?

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>>734400699
She reminds me of someone.

>>734399967
Op i am glad you are what a /b/tard should be.
No fucking threads about faggy traps or girlfriend bs.


This is good shit.

If you can get your aunts password you can delete the message else you're fucked.

Or you delete your account and tell her by text message your account got hacked last night and facebook deleted the account for you and now you created a new one (easiest way to get away with it).

Jajajajaja toda culera la señora, te vas a meter en un pedote por nada

Gg izi auntie

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>>734407182

>>734406315
Yes, basically this. If you act slightly adult about it, and not like a fucking teenager, she will take it as a compliment, especially as her relationship with husband is fucked. Just normally and nicely ask her to be discreet about it. If you are normal about it, she might keep it a secret, the weirder you are about it, the bigger the chance she will blab to your relatives 'out of concern for you and that she is worried about you' . If she does keep it a secret, well, that's the first step... take it from their, but make sure that you can prove that you can be cool and normal and adult about it all. So, no messages, no dick pic's no innuendo. Perhaps you can be of some kind of practical help, computer shit perhaps? Google shit that she is interested in that you can share with her, although you have to be careful, this could be very weird very quickly.. 'hi auntie, I know you are interested in arranging flowers, so I found some sites that you might like.. is weird.. What do you do? work study? What does she do? What are her interests?

>>734407246
How would the hacker know about the profile and message?

Show us your uncle op

OP how can you tell us the next episode of this drama?
we want to know what will happen

>>734407182
thx fag
>>734407283
hahaha dejala perroooo, pa mi esta chida, tiene buenas tetas y en persona esta mas rica

>>734407246
see: >>734407373

>>734407413
I would but its 4 30 am still, she doesnt wake up until 6+ usually

>>734402119
Honestly mate, don't worry about it. She will be a little bit flattered and will not want to make a big deal of it. She probably won't talk to you about it and will hope that it just goes away.

>>734407373
Because it 's in the fucking facebook message inbox?
Meant OP would guess or know the password, too late to "hire" a hacker.
>Derp

Para los de monterrey yo tengo una historia incesta de una udemita ;p

>>734407535
Yeah but OP sent a love confession message through a fake profile years ago, how would the hacker know about that, it would be too much of a coincidence

>>734407571
a ver weyyyyyyyyyy

>>734399967
I got the solution. Tell her you made the Ana profile to see if a girl liked you and tell her you were drunk when you sent the message two years ago and you sent her that message (tonight) because you had a guilty conscience about it.

Ana Saldivar

>>734407642
That really narrows it down...

>>734407627
it gone much to far ... Talking about her husband and kids ... Smileys ...

>>734407372
Oh, and something else, how long has she been with her husband? At least 10 years right? So she fell in love (with him and/or his money) with a 15 year older dude when she was 30, so she should be able to have some empathy. Again, fess up, tell her you are sorry, tell her you should have kept your crush to yourself and that you did neither of you any good by confessing (always a good word in catholic shit holes as confession is good) and that you realise that nothing could ever come of it. Again, if she's cool she will not tell anybody as she will know the shitstorm you will get into.

>>734407586
He sent one with his original one like a retard, the hacker doesn't need to delete the fake profile message only the one sent from his original.

>>734407807
You're trying too hard. Just admit your idea sucks.

I've done worse. I once made a fake profile to get a crush to break up with her bf telling her about how he was hitting on girls and she should know. Turned out he did cheat on her and I was right to do what I did. I ended up confessing to her and she wasn't even creeped out. She just thanked me. She must be retarded tbh.

>>734407473
would you be there at 7?

>>734407899
Well deleting a whole facebook profile and make a new one and write "my other profile got hacked" is the easiest way to go, why would the hacker hack HIS account to delete a message? The hacker wanted to "destroy his reputation" (because the "hacker" might know him) so he sent messages to all female friends, preferably the older ones because they will think he's fucked up in his mind to even consider and will shun him away making him having to leave his whole life.

>>734401127
That's not how FB messages work dumbass.

OP how have you not come to the conclusion of being honest about your mistake? People make mistakes man and she would know. Man the fuck up and apologize for your drunk message, request to speak to her in person soon, and explain all of this to her face to face. Trying to cover it up with lies is going to get you absolutely nowhere.

>>734408360
She lives in a different state he said. He'd be better off talking to her on the phone or Skype

If you send a massive message with hundreds of thousands of characters in it the messenger will crash every time she clicks on your name.

Or, find out her password and delete the messages from there.

>>734403676
kek be with you, anon

>>734408495
Maybe he could have his cousin delete the message for him.

>>734408245
no, she lives more than 5+ hours away from me
>>734408436
>>734408360
yeah, she lives in other state, and idk if you read the whole thing... But is not just that I told her I liked her, I mean that would be akward but nothing sick... The thing is a few years back I sent her a message trying to convience her to get a divorce and tell her her husband (my uncle) didnt deserve her and that she should break up, thats what worries me, not that I like her

and also yeah, I cant talk to her face to face, last time I saw her was xmas

>>734408545
that would be the safest way buuut, my cousin has no idea I like her mom, idk if he would rat me out or hate me forever and dont invite me to their place ever again

And I still want to hang around my aunt, if everything goes right

You said your cousin now knows about this? Why not just have him delete the message for you? Better yet, just delete the whole conversation and pretend that nothing happened.

>>734408635
At least if he deleted it he wouldn't know what you're talking about in the message but like you said he'd probably ask her what it's about.

>>734408680
no he doesn't.... He tells me about his parents fights, but not because he knows I want to be his step-dad, lol it would be fucked up if he agreed

he just tells me their fights because he doesnt have many friends and shares everything with me, without me asking

>>734408580
did you ever tried to put a secret cam in bathroom she uses?
.


do it fagget.

>>734408762
When I stayed over at their place, sometimes my cousin would go out, he had football practise and their younger kid was at school (some camp shit)

So we would be alone for like 2 hours, just me and my aunt... I was like 15 tho, so I didnt try anything too bold, but I did jerk off in her bed, and would tell her I was showering and then leave the door half open, hoping she might come upstairs and open it by mistake, but nothing happened, I was young so I got scared after a few tried and didnt keep at it

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Who cares if she finds out... she lives in a different state. Not a whole lot that she can do besides block you on facebook. literally just ignore it.

>>734400699
I love your aunt bro!

>>734409019
well the fact its my dads brother wife might be a little problematic, families reuniouns would be fucked up and my cousins would stop talking to be and shit (worst case scenario)

>>734409032
me too!

I fucking envy my uncle, if I were him I would fuck her every single day

>>734408738
The best thing you can do is deny deny deny. If she responds just say "what? I don't remember writing that. Weird. Maybe my account got hacked. I don't know anything about a girl named Ana"

>>734409062
Gives you a good excuse to not go to family reunions.

>>734400918
>she is my dad's brother wife
Is your dad bald & fat too?

has she replied yet ffs

>>734409157
no, he still looks kind good, obviously some belly, but he is not bald or too much grey hair... My dad looks like 45 (is 50) and my uncle looks 60 and is 55

My uncle has a huge belly, and has some medical problems like tension or idk what shit it was.. even when he is sitting he breaths like he just ran 5 miles

>>734409259
message hasnt been open so I assume she is still asleep, 5 am here

>>734409139
Also if she has any doubt's that it might not be you that wrote the message then she won't even bring it up to your parents. She wouldn't want to start any drama.

>>734409142
>why you never go to family reunions?
>tried to fuck my aunt
>oh

>>734409302
And the spam you wrote afterwards is good too because you have proof of more weird activity on your profile

OP more pics of aunt, also maybe she'll understand and keep it a secret between you two. >>734399967

Hey OP I'm running a survey... you stated that you are attracted to a family member. Have you ever done or regularly do any of the following?


1. Vote republican
2. Live in a mobile home
3. Receive welfare checks

Thank you for your participation!

>>734409476
none, you are welcome!

We should try to keep this somewhat alive through posting pics in case his aunt wakes up. Kind of interested to see how OP or if OP will get away with this.

>>734409285

make a thread when she does, then

>>734409285
>>734409779
this

i'll search the archives so put in aunt and alan in the op or something

>>734409285
is this official?

Mexico is not sending their best you cant even seduce your aunt properly

>>734409779
let's make a new thread now

do you have some ass pictures?

>>734410009
It's too early

Just apologize. Tell her you were drunk when you sent it. Next time you see her, bring it up again, but tell her that you "do" have feelings for her. Gauge her reaction. Don't make rash decisions. Go from there. Keep gauging her reactions to you, because she will *never* forget this. If she never acts on it, it keeps her distance from you, then you will know. Chances are she'll never mention it to anyone. If she lightly flirts with you, then she's just waiting for the right opportunity to jump your bones.

Fuck all these people telling you otherwise, OP. GO THROUGH WITH IT, TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL. SHE IS NOT BLOOD RELATED SO IT DOESN'T MATTER. GET WHAT YOU WANT

Tell her you took drugs. You don't do them often/just "trying them", but you did them when you first sent that message 2 years ago or whatever and say you took drugs when you sent this. You really just love her as family *a whole lot* and nothing more than that kind of love, but drugged up you was just thinking weirdly and that you're sorry if it made her uncomfortable at all and to please forget it and swear to try and never make it happen again because you care for her and don't want to make her uncomfortable.

bro just send the same picture or message tons of times and send it to multiple people, say you got hacked...

Just kill your uncle, make it look like an accident. Fill the hotel in your aunties heart

>>734400918
Hack her password and delete the message or claim some horny friend of yours was pulling a joke.

>>734404605
>newfag doesnt understand
Trolling is a art

Wait a minute, is no one going to note that his fist post was written in English while the rest of the conversations he has with her are in Spanish. Fucking chucklefucks

>>734403714
This.

Makes me wonder how many beta male nephews are secretly trying to win over their far uncle's wife. Surely this isn't the only one. This is just one speaking out for help. How many are out there?

>>734412071
Millions

>>734412283
so fhrip

>>734412071
I only have a thing for my sister. I miss the days of playing doctor. I was 10, she was 12. We've talked about it as adults now, and both are cool with what went down. It's in the past.

We agreed not to fug or anything else cause we love each other and ther's a too big chance that things would go sour or awkward if we did more.

But i'm forever greatful for my sister. She's such an understanding and caring individual. Would eat her out again. Would get my first orgasm in her mouth again