Your penis is probably bigger than you think it is. The way penises

I feel bad for the guys who are still only 5" even when counting the fat pad over their pubic bone lol

>>734396452
Im envious of those people

having a big dick only makes you impress people, not really having better sex

>>734397542
kek

>>734397763
That depends. Most women would prefer a 7" dick over a 5" dick. But would prefer a 5" dick over a 10" dick.

>>734397957
Most women prefer girth over length.

god damn it how do I make my dick bigger than 5.5

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>>734396195
Good! The man puts his penis Okay? Into the woman's vagina. Okay now, sometimes, a man can feel like how long his penis is, is actually important. But is it? When you boys measure your penis length, the truth is it doesn't really matter. What does matter is (L×d)+W/G)/(∠∝(2@t) Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared, okay? When we're talking about penis size, we can't just use a tape measure. We need a scale and... a protractor as well. Let's look at it on the graph here.. Follow along with me on your study sheets, kids.

>>734398233
cut it off
negative number overflows to 255
:^)

big-penis-man here, i just wanna say that having a large penis isn't all that great, it's pretty cool to see the reactions because girls love big penises but much more to look at than to actually have inside of them, for most it hurts and can't fuck in doggy style which is my favorite, missionary is usually the best option but it takes a lot of effort to cum, also - i'm 32 and my erections are now around 90%, it's a bit harder to get hard, and also it's harder for me to cum, if im lucky enough to get a ONS the sex is usually terrible, i get soft when i try to put a condom on and theres 0% for me to cum with a condom anyway.

note: having difficulties cumming and getting hard might also have something to do with all the sick porn i consume.

>>734398212
I agree but there has to be a baseline length for that to work. A 2" dick thats as wide as a coke can still isnt appealing.

>>734398212
Small dick detected

>>734398319
Kek

>>734398377
More like chode detected.

Black man with an 8'5" penis here and I can tell from experience most (white) girls enjoy my dick.

>>734398688
Probably a small peend asian boi.

>>734398688
kek

>>734397957
but a 10" is a 7" dick also. if she can only take 7" it doesnt matter to her if he's longer, it's just the guy's loss as he cant use all of his dick, she's not affected in any way

>>734398688
What about the boys?

>>734398875
Sounds like virgin talking kek

You/she can't get the full pleasure without going all in, feeling your hips crash. Shits hot.

>>734396195
using this method i gain like an inch and a half, i go from 5.5 to 7. Its pretty silly because a chick isn't going to see any dick past the fat pad anyway so theres no point in measuring it,

>>734396195
A friend of mine went on a hard core campaign to lose weight when he heard you gain functionally gain 1/2 - 1 inch of your dick back for every 40 lbs you lose.

Said it worked too.

>>734398371
the 1st few inches of the vagina has the most pleasure sensitivity, she would still enjoy the sex

>>734399140
Yeah that method is pretty goddamn bullshit. Using it I'm hung like a horse.

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Oh, an extra half inch? I am sure that will help me.

>>734396195
gained a half inch??? so you had a half inch of blubber
Fat knt confirmed

Now i don't feel bad that I have a FUPA

>>734399308
Kek

>>734399123
sure, hip on hip might be fun for you but it doesnt necessarily have the same effect for her/other people

err too many variables to figure out what the best size of penis is does not compute af all i can say is that only non virgin fags can speak up about this and that it most likely has to do with finding a girl thats the right size for you meaning she will feel a good amount of pleasure for w/e size your package is and will love you for it

>>734396195
How did you discover this at exactly the same time as me? Are you me op?

>>734396195
I'm 6.1" just measuring normally without pressing, and decently girthy. Spent a long time thinking I was smaller than I am, but I'm actually big enough to have hurt two girls by mistake by going too deep, so whatever the ruler says I think I'm good.

>>734399647
I guess what I'm getting at is, If you have a penis the can be fully inserted, then you can fuck harder. If you try to fuck as hard with a nignog cock, shit might bend or strain. That's why you see so many nigs with fat chicks. Fat chicks have that extra vagina fat to make up for the distance.

>>734396195
i get 20 cm( 7.874015748 in. for the retards) with this measure method. So i guess im above average. But when my ding dong is not erected it islike 5 cm(1.968503937 in. for the retards), i bet people in swimming pools laugh at my short flacid dick - too bad they dont see it hard.

>>734400907

Other grower here. 17.5cms (6.89in) erect, 7cms (2.7in) or so flaccid.

>>734399223
Sounds like virgin chode talk.

>>734399308
Nope im actually 6,3" but only 160lbs. Ima skinny cunt

>>734402171
0/10

>>734399647
It would have more of an effect for grills. Hip on hip =\= more friction on peen.

>>734402233
>0.1/10"
Fixed for you

>>734396195
Measuring that way is dumb. Your excess fat doesn't penetrate a vagina.

>>734399276
Kek

>>734402361
then hip on hip =/= more friction in the vagina either

>>734402588
Too bad stumping your pubic bone doesn't give you an orgasm, but stumping the female pubic bone at least kind of stimulates the clitoris because of the vibrations.

>>734398371

cheese wheel penis?

>>734403040
you can easily and better directly stimulate her clit with the right positions(s), dont have to fuck her hard

>>734403141
Lmao

>>734403237
Virgin

>>734396195
So ok let me get this straight

I'm 6inches if I don't push the fat pad, but if I do it's around 7-8 inches
Does that mean I'm hung like a horse, but also fat?
Like if I lose a fucktoy of weight (and burn all the fat pad) will my insertable size magically turn to 8 inches?

I don't understand my own dick
It looks 6inches, but if I push it becomes longer, does that mean me being fat is causing me to not insert more dick in gf? Or does the fat get pushed anyway during sex?

>tl;dr if I lose weight, will I gain 2inches of insertable dick?

>>734403368
I feel like I need to rephrase
2inches flaccid, 6inches hard, 8inhes after I push my whale flap fatpad back

Does that mean I'm actually 8inches of insertable length?

>>734398377
Virgin detected. Have you ever heard a girl say that she prefers length over girth? No.

>>734396195

Gr8 b8 m8, literally laughed out loud.

>>734403479
You might not gain the full 2", but you would def gain some length

>>734403701
Honestly not bait. Google it yourself all the studies claiming the average sizes used this method to measure. Kinda sad right?

>>734398331
>but first, let me talk about parallel universes

>>734403832
Bullshit, everyone knows proper way to measure dick size is by using a 1.50 girls arm

>>734405642
That 4'10 for you ameritards

>>734398319
Kek

>>734399647
More clit stimulation mate

>>734398319
17 miles per hour is the hardest penis metal

>>734406278
Well obviously.

>>734398361
Protip: https://www.theyfit.co.uk/

I always had issues with condoms too, but theyfit is a wonder. You can get whatever size you need and experience the joy of condoms that don't actually double as a tourniquets

Not saying it's better than raw dogging, but it's a good compromise

Big dick sucks cause it makes any pussy feel thing af and it makes it so much harder to not come

Does it really matter though? If everyone measures it the same way, it becomes the new standard anyway. If you add half an inch on every dick, it doesn't make them any more impressive. Dick size isn't important for girls becasue it fills them more. Dick size is important becasue they want the men with the largest dick. If you add half an inch to your dick, it's going to add half an inch on everyone else too. Same shit, really.

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>>734398361
>Big spicy dong
>30ish
>cant cum with condom ever
>Sickporn

Are you me

Anyway having a big dick is awesome if you are willing to fuck single moms, but yeah tight 18yo pussy ends up being a disappointment for the reasons you mentioned. Feels bad ish man

>>734407707
Your not getting it. The average according to the real studies were done with this test method. But most people dont measure themselves this way.

>>734398688
I highly doubt your penis is 8 feet 5 inches long

>>734407948
My bad.