If this post gets dubs then every reply to this post will

dear lord please

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>>734393199
But what if I'm gay?

>>734393671
Too bad

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>>734393199
will she dress like an Sylveon?

>>734394374
I don't know

You get a GF

Anyone realky as long as they're a female

But I already have two grandfathers!

Noice Garry

this better work

>>734393199
I already have a gf so I'm helping this be true

No, a chode in my mouth I can't seem to swallow.

plz gawd plz

I'm undateable, unpossible.

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>>734393199

Please please, my balls are full to bursting.

This shit better fucking work OP, or its your ass I'm fucking.

Can't wait to fuck my new gf

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>>734393199
>/b/
>gf?

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Oh shit it's happening

>>734393199
It's already tomorrow.

Pls

Good shit, nigger

>>734393199
4n41u

Gargoyle

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>>734393199
Oh ok

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>>734393199
Pls
>>734393671
Looks like you're going straight, fag.

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>>734393199
Hell yeah man, checkem, cya tomorrow gee ef !! ;33

>>734393199
ok

pls god if you're real
i need this

>>734393199
interesting

>>734393199
U already got dubs

>>734395577
thanks

>>734393199
fuck yea get me that gf you niggerfaggot

>>734393199
I am a Nigger Faggot

>>734393199
>99
Walked into that one OP

Pls

>>734393199
nigger

>>734393199
I have faith

Worth a try

>>734399099
fucking dubs everywhere

No way.

>>734393199
Thank you desu

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>>734393199

Sweet

God I hope not.

Fuck off now im sad

>>734393199
Hey, that's pretty good!

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>>734393199
... And every gf will look like this!

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I hope

testing 123 mic check

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>>734393199

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>>734399673

But im gay and retarded

fucking do it

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>>734393199

>>734393199
PLEASE MY DUDE

Damn god

holy hell, fucking checked

>>734393199
Ok m8

>>734393199
ayeeee i knowed dat bitch love me

For real tho
Bro

>>734393199

Please

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Probs not tho

>>734393199
grr

Yeet

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>>734393199
Aww yisss

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>>734393199
Yes plox

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>>734393199
lolwut
oh please God let this be real

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Girl from my work please

I pray to Kek that this is real

thanks op

Ohh fuck REEeE

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>>734393199
Pleasegf

>>734393199
Pls

>>734393199
Please be true

>>734393199
Wishful thinking

I know who I want.

>>734393199
KEK BLESS ME

>>734393199
O

>>734393199
PLS

>>734393199
Really? I'm so excited.

>>734393199
sure

Please

>>734393199
By the gods I hope so.

>>734393199
Suure

memes

>>734393199
K

>>734393199
Yay!

Worth a shot.

>>734393199
sure

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>>734393199
I will be fooled once again, am I..?

>>734393199
go

>>734393199
boiiii

>>734393199
gimme gf

>>734393199
May the street fair bring me good fortune

>>734393199
Worth a shot.

>>734393199
come back 2 me

A hot and submissive one pls ian

>>734393199
pls anon

>>734393199
but uh. . .what if I don't want one?

Worth a shot, right?

>>734393199
ty bro

>>734393199
as long as she's female and into games, I'm so fucking down.

Motherfucking shit niggers

yeet

here for my gf

k

op better deliver

i rike

>>734393199
fuck it

Doubt

Gee wiz

>>734393199
Lets make it today.

>>734393199
Thanks OP

>>734393199
Please

really?

>>734393199
Pls op

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>>734393199
Postan for kayla

Doubtful but cool..

>>734393199
godspeed

Trust

>>734393199
let's hope it's true

>>734393199
Oh shit

k

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>>734393199

maybe this time

>>734393199
thanks based OP

today tomorrow or tomorrow tomorrow

>>734393199
Ayy

Today tomorrow
And as if

bet

Could use the luck

yes please

gimme bitches

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>>734393199
I already have a gf.
Pic related

please

Pls lord

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>>734393199

>>734393199
Hell yeah

>>734393199
Second wouldn't do bad, if my main gf won't hate me and her for that. Long live polygamy.

>>734393199
Ok

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>>734393199
Okay

>>734393199
Let's go!

pls gib

gf pls

>>734393199
K

>>734393199
Plz

>>734393199
Pls

>>734393199
Yes

Plz

Fuck it, yolo.

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GIRLFRIEND TIME
Taylor Swift will turn up at my house tomorrow and telling me she finds ugly, awkward 20-somethings who find Pinkie Pie sexually attractive totally cute and endearing

>>734393199
If this fails.......eh fuck it, more cash in my pocket.

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>>734393199
perkele

>>734393199
I too have crippling depression
here's your (you)

Anna will profess her love.

Give me the girl boyo

>>734393199
want some of that meme magic

>>734393199
I mean, I'm getting new glasses tomorrow, so it definitely needs to happen.

god please i'm so lonely

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>>734393199
Almighty Kek gib Gf pls

praise kek

>>734393199
Thanks fag

What is this sorcery

Ty senpai

>>734393199
PRAISE THE LORD OF KEK

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>>734393199
My nigga.

ok, i want a white blonde, or a black with real hair.

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>>734393199
praise kek, and let the meme magic commence

>>734393199
This reply will boost my gf/day rate up to a whopping 1.

Nice roll my dude

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>>734393199
finally, I found this thread. my miserable, lonely life ends today!

>>734393671
You are gay and too bad.

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>>734393199

>>734393199
Imgay

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>>734393199
Hell yea

>>734393199
PLease

>>734393199
eh, im not in the right place for a gf

>>734393199
nice

nice dubs OP

Desperately

>>734393199
my current gf is gana be pissed

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>>734393199
the oriental gal i was in the Que with at lidl in december

>>734393199
boi

>>734393199
Yes please

>>734393199
the dubs have spoken

>>734393199
Holy Fuck

>>734393199
Finally.

Pls

>>734393199
please dear god

>>734393199
Gogogo

Fuck it

not happening

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>>734393199
>THank you OP
>You give me something to hate you wrenched maggot infested disease of a being.
>GOFORTHANDDIE

>>734393199
I hope shes white

Given my current situation im not sure I want that cuz the girl that's into me I am not into =s

Let her come

>>734393199
>>734414017
Me too man

>>734393199
thanks

>>734393199
gimme

>>734393199
Oyyyyyyy hahahaha

>>734393199
lets try this bullshit

Thanks bud

Worth a shot

>>734393199
Maybe,for fucks sake

Finally. Thanks cunt

>>734393199
Thank you

>>734393199
Why not

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Ayyy

Jet fuel cant melt dank memes

>>734393199
God Bless you anon ;)

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>>734416589

>>734393199
R E P L I E D
E
P
L
I
E
D

I need some puss

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everythings comin up millhouse

>>734393199
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good and horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. Use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

>>734393199
poo

>>734393199
unless she shows up literally in my bedroom, not gonna happen :^)

>>734393199
FUCK ME PLS

>>734393199
op better not be a faggot

>>734393199
Good job op now i want my part

>>734393199
Never ever

>>734416840
what in the actual fuck anon!

but will she love me?

>>734393199
>tfw gf

Fuck. Can't argue with those statistics.

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>>734416840
mate...

Thanks OP

>>734393199
oh shit

>>734393199

The wife will be happy!

>>734416840
Nice pasta

>>734393199
Whoa nigga

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Please

>>734393199
Singles on this one and it's actually true

>>734393199
why not

Come on man, thous dubs are prof

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>>734393199
It has been done

Ye ok

i just want the pussy, bro

>>734393199
ez

oh yeah baby i got dubs too!

>>734393199
hell yeah boy

>>734393199
Thanks.

>>734393199
Thanks OP!

>>734393199
lmao

Pathetic ..... roll tho

>>734393199
Meh lies

>>734393199
Great

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>>734393199
one can dream

>>734393199
yey

>>734393199
pls let her letting me do the cummies

my negro

Nice script buddy

Nice script buddy

>>734393199
do me a favor

Op must deliver

>>734393199
Sheeiiit

>>734393199
C'mon cute girl from work!

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>>734393199
I'm getting in on this

>>734393199
OPs can be heros aswell, who thought

based OP

Shiggy

>>734393199
reply

>>734393199
It's worth a shot..
06/1

OP had to grind for those dubs...

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thx

>>734393199
Well sheeyut

>>734393199
oy vey

As if

Ahaha I believe

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>>734393199
cute gf pls
a real life Lulu

Qt3.14 gf desu

>>734393199
Yay

>>734393199
damn, today i almost saw nipples of a really pretty classmate

pls summerpeople

>>734393199
>Nigger

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>>734393199

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>>734393199
Please let it be true.

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>>734393199
Birb

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>>734393199

Please give qt shut in girlfriend

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>>734393199
Cat Girl ples

Boi

>>734393199
Nigger faggot

>>734393199
llor

>>734393199
Ok

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>>734419977

>>734393199
Shieet, please raincheck until Saturday

K

>>734393199

Seems legit

I'd love to get a girlfriend! Thank you stranger

>>734393199
Tnx i guess