Here's a story for you /b/. It's also one of the reasons why I'll never understand women. Here goes:
>Be accepted into grad school and land internship in NYC >Move to NYC on short notice >Rent a room in NYC with a bunch of room mates >it'll do for the time being >One room mate is 8/10 weirdo hipster chick with dyed hair >Me: not so great looking, also too much of an autist to pull off a "room mate with benefits" deal with her >besides she's taken >Not only that but she's lesbian >not only that but her gf actually lives with her >Oh did I mention that her girl friend is pre op trans with boobs? >That makes her gf "trans lesbian" I suppose? >totally looks like a guy though. Just has mosquito bite tits because of pills >Have to be careful not to misidentify gender or they'll be pissed >Confused but whatever, to each their own >Me: Not the best looking guy around as I mentioned but still never been good at getting and keeping girls >Not even ugly girls >often question if it's because "I'm not man enough" >my befuddlement when I realize that this guy gets hotter girls than me and he doesn't even want to be a man >Months go by >Come to find out that my trans room mate was cheating on her with all of her hot friends this whole >Become enraged when I learn that not only has a trans dude managed to get a hot girlfriend but he gets more and better pussy than me
I'm I just a hater as the kids say? Maybe. Perhaps I should just join 'em since I can't beat them. Maybe I can actually get laid if I at least pretend to be trans.
>>734362090 You value pussy to the point of wanting to be mentally ill?
Son, pussy sure as fuck ain't worth that since it's attached to females. Chicks in general are fucking insane, even more so the ones that cling to broken men. It's better to just take the one night stands you do get and not stick your dick in maximum insanity.
>college girls >thinking the "lesbian" is really a lesbian she like's the D bro, and they sleep with him/her/it because.... shit dude do you pay attention to anything around you? The whole SJW/LGBTQ/feminism/thought police thing is very "in" right now. Chicks sleep with "trans" dudes as a sort of extreme virtue signaling, and college "lesbians" are rarely anything more little sluts that do it for the attention/to look cool. Most of them sleep with guys on the side.
>>734361801 And that necessarily mean being trans either. Fuck that. I was just trying to make a point that I've seen too man cases where dudes who are just fucked in the head ending up with the hottest chicks. and in abundance.
>>734362318 She is a white chick and I do feel like her sleeping or publicly dating a heterosexual white male would just be so lame. Like she'd be disgusted with herself. Like if she must date a white dude, he'd better be trans or gay or something else marginalized so she doesn't appear to be "basic"
>>734361801 >Women are attracted to broken things >that are still reasonably attractive FTFY
I'm broken as fuck, only times I've ever had sex is because I used to be able to manage a silver tongue sometimes when wasn't being depressed as fuck. It's been a while since. It's not JUST broken, believe me.
>>734364199 No it really is. I'm not only fat, but also ugly and I've had a lot of chicks gunning for me. Granted all of them were fucking crazy, which is why I'm advocating to avoid putting your dick in crazy.
>>734364363 Yeah, citing personal experience both ways won't really go anywhere. If it sincerely IS just broken, ask if their father had mental health issues. That's the most likely answer, as far as my understanding of psychology goes. Either that, or they feel like they can vicariously fix themselves by fixing others. The ones who take Psych 101 and don't take the advice to NOT FUCKING DIAGNOSE YOURSELF. I swear, haven't met a woman who has and hasn't immediately gone full hypochondriac...
>>734364791 Mate, I'm very realistic about things, and I am not exaggerating regarding the fat and ugly part. I have a very wonky type of personality that pretty much seems like some fucking mental illness, and it got me into so much goddamn female drama that I pretty much just secluded from the world for an entire year.
>>734361571 I guess you are an averagest of average guy like me. Women either go for Chads or complete beta cucks becaouse former oftenlly get into obscure communitites or social activism like gay rights union or shit
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