>leave your bedroom
>she says "where'd you think you're going, loser?"
Turn 360 and walk away with my pants down
Flick her in the middle of her forehead.
Tell her that if she stops me whilst walking again, I'll kill parents with a clothes iron.
Push her over.
Tip fedora and leave.
No one calls ME a loser.
start watching funny cat videos on Youtube with her?
No, you would be floating horizontally with your left shoulder pointing at the floor and your right shoulder at the ceiling. Also, the top of your head would be aiming at the kid.
That will scare her for ages
name her cumdumpster
fuck her right in the pussy
keep her as sex slave for the next 9 years.
Feed her corpse to my dogs.
>what else would I do with a kid who breaks into my house and challenges me?
Neck yourself please
How are little girls not nice? They're full of sugar and spice.
And why are you on /b/ if you can't handle content you disagree with? You know this site was built on cp, right?
Kick her in the stomach, grab her by the hair and slam her head into the ground. Then drag her into the washroom and brush her teeth with the toilet bristle, then drag her to the litter box and shove cat poop into her mouth.
"That's what you get little girl, for talking to me like that."
I know this is a troll post, but he did say "and walk away" implying whatever which way you're facing, you'll be leaving in a direction away from whatever you're leaving from. He didn't say "turn 360 and walk forward to get away"
No, I am your father, Luke!
Just fucking walk past her?
Look at her, she's like, 7. Also what the fuck are you doing in my apartment?