>leave your bedroom >see this >she says "where'd

Die laughing

throw acid

>>734360752
give her milk and rub her belly

>>734360752
instant fuck
not >rape because bitch wants it

>>734360752
her in dat dumper

a2m afta dat

>>734360752

Tell her that I can see her belly button, so she can go to bed.

>>734360896
that'll make her fart a thunderstorm, you pervert deviant degenerate.

>>734360752
naughty things

>>734360752
Suck her cock

>>734360752
punt her in the cunt

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>>734360752
Turn 360 and walk away with my pants down

>>734360752
Scream
"GO SQUIRTLE!"

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covfefe

>>734360752
Tell her she's fucking fat to cover her whale gut then hang herself.

>>734360752
punch her and leave

>>734361225
WAD DAD HAH MEEEEN BAH DAZ

>>734360752

Fill her womb with semens.

>>734360752
360 degree turn and fuck the next person i see.

>>734360986
The only oldfag in the room

>>734361225
ha ha ha ha
smartphone typos!
brilliant!
fuckin' 4chan at the cutting edge of satire!

>>734361174
But you would be facing her again....inthink you are needing a 180

>>734361512
calm down /pol/

>>734361545
gtfo summerfag

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>>734361560
ha ha ha
damn you autocorrect!

>>734361644
Newfags taking the bait....gtfo

Lick her ass

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>>734360752
Hello FBI

>>734361512
Cut back on the covffee and cocainefefe

>>734361746
kek
typos!
It really says all you need to know!

>>734361716
relax, bro... it's okay to laugh at phone fuck ups, also if Trump does one, you don't have to jump to his defence, he's a big guy, he can handle himself.

turn 720° an walk away swinging my penis

>>734360752
kick her in the cunt and run right by her

about 30 years in prison

>>734360752
Am I old? I'm just smiling looking at her. I just want to bob her ponytail things
>Ok you can eat my donut too

>>734360752
I say, "to the gym, and so should you, gainer".

Fat kid is getting fat.

>>734360752
not say anything, cut off one of the bobs and throw it in the dumpster on my way out

>>734360752
Laugh, pick her up, put her in her room, and ask her parents if they're aware of her wardrobe.

Tell her im looking for her father Jotaro

>>734360752
"Are you going to pokemon battle me or what?!"

>>734360752
Spartan kick her ass through that hollow ass door for talking that shit nig

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Oh Hello Mr. FBI

>>734360752
Flick her in the middle of her forehead.
Tell her that if she stops me whilst walking again, I'll kill parents with a clothes iron.
Push her over.
Tip fedora and leave.

No one calls ME a loser.

>>734361225
>>734361512
Its actually paid cucks by the democrat cucks. They usually make between $7.5-8$ an hour, great pay for autists and mexicants

>>734361225
gwveen tveve

>>734360752
Stammer out
"N-no you!"
Try to get by and slip in spaghetti

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Turn 180 degrees and walk backwards

>>734360752
Beg for forgiveness and try not to let her punch my face

Do a 360 clockwise, do a 360 counter clockwise and clap my hands

>>734360752


REPORTED

>>734364540
Fuck off

>>734360752
Hoof her in the front butt

>Grab her by the pussy,
>Wine.
>all roles penetrations

With love and respect, of course.

>>734364833
Fuck on

>>734364540

Revporfefe

>>734364938


REPORTED

REPORT THIS THREAD SINCE IT WAS POSTED BY A MOD,.


THEY BAN EVERYONE FOR SEXUALIZING A MINOR BUT WHEN THEY POST THIS SHIT IT STAYS.

REPORT THIS AND DON'T FALL FOR THIS BAIT

>>734360752
Bitch out the maid for shrinking my youngest kids clothes and commend her older sister for giving her some handlebars for later tonight.

>>734361174
You idiot!!! If you turn 360 degrees, you will be upside down. What, you gonna walk away on your hands? Stupid.

>>734365063
>>734365213
Y'all niggers need to calm the fuck down. Nothing illegal is happening in this thread. /b/ is not for the morally thin-skinned.

>>734365063
>>734365063
Wut?! Ist it a joke, right?

dropkick

>>734365525


FUCK YOU NIGGER. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR A LOT LESS.

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>>734360752
start watching funny cat videos on Youtube with her?

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Repoted. You guys are fucked

>>734365755
I laughed out loud

>>734365375
No, you would be floating horizontally with your left shoulder pointing at the floor and your right shoulder at the ceiling. Also, the top of your head would be aiming at the kid.

That will scare her for ages

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>>734365937

Haha Lol FBI. I was just joking

>>734365755
dubs too :D

>>734365919
>>734365937
You are why we can't have nice things anymore

name her cumdumpster
fuck her right in the pussy
keep her as sex slave for the next 9 years.
Feed her corpse to my dogs.
>what else would I do with a kid who breaks into my house and challenges me?

>>734360752
>what do?
I'll show you later.

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>>734366119
>little girls
>nice things

Neck yourself please

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>>734365919
>PERMANENTLY BANNED

>>734365919

Just restart your router nigger

>>734365213

>>734366248
when are you turning 13 dude?

>>734360752

>where'd you think you're going, loser?
>To my fucking computer to jerk off to ponies, begone.

>>734366248
How are little girls not nice? They're full of sugar and spice.

And why are you on /b/ if you can't handle content you disagree with? You know this site was built on cp, right?

>>734361225
explain this meme to me please.

>>734365063
>>734365937
HAH, just try to catch me with my 128 proxies, 15 VPNs and anonimyzers at every one.
I'll be 115 years old by the time you track me down. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Start asphyxiating her. Start raping when she gets spasms due to oxygen deficit.

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>>734366444

>>734366526
the general idea is basically covfefe

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Mods burn this thread please

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>>734360752
Kick her in the stomach, grab her by the hair and slam her head into the ground. Then drag her into the washroom and brush her teeth with the toilet bristle, then drag her to the litter box and shove cat poop into her mouth.

"That's what you get little girl, for talking to me like that."

>>734360752
>punch her in stomach
>she falls down crying
>kick a few times until she passes out
>get my baseball bat
>start hitting again
>choke her to make sure she's dead
>go to my room

>>734361174
"No one cared who I was until I put on the diaper."

Ejaculate in her so many times she becomes fucking disabled

>>734360752
WWWWRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY

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>>734360752
Is that you Mindy?

>>734361215
LMAO I THOUGHT THE SAME

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grab her by the pussy

>>734361545
No, 180 and you crash into the wall dumbass

>>734366119


REPORTED

>>734366337


BAN EVASION. REPORTED.

>>734360752
BEGONE THOT

>>734365375
I know this is a troll post, but he did say "and walk away" implying whatever which way you're facing, you'll be leaving in a direction away from whatever you're leaving from. He didn't say "turn 360 and walk forward to get away"

>>734368175
But if you continue walking, you'll still move forward

>>734367691
>you crash into the wall
Try spinning, that's a good trick.

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>>734368631
No, I am your father, Luke!

>>734361545
Newfag detected.

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>>734360752

Tell her to do some sit-ups

>>734361717
Thats what we call a counter bait faggot

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>>734360860
Underrated post

>>734360752
>put it out of its misery
>bury deep in woods

>>734360752
Initiate drop kick mode

>>734360986
this is the only correct answer

>>734360752
Pick her up, set her down in the room to the right, close the door as I walk out, and go down the stairs to the left to do whatever the fuck I was gonna do.

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Just fucking walk past her?
Look at her, she's like, 7. Also what the fuck are you doing in my apartment?

>>734360986
I peed a little

>>734360986
i was there. good ol times
was that dubs or trips? can't remember

ask her if she wants to pee in my mouth